Chapter 1008: Making a fortune
"I knew it had something to do with you kid, your grandmother was a broom star......"
The proprietress slammed the tea bowl on the ground, and pointed at Chen Guangda angrily, who had just finished telling the situation, had no choice but to aggrieved again: "Sister, if I didn't think about your Wo Niu City, could I fight with that female ghost, and if I hadn't stabbed her to death, she would have to come out of the wall, and her body would be more than 18,000 times more than the corpse baby cow fork!"
"I'm bah~ Niu Fork, you are a dead man's head, I think you dug her out, you must be responsible for me to the end of this matter, and your entire White Tiger Dart Bureau ......"
The proprietress stood up abruptly and stomped her feet, full of femininity, Chen Guangda immediately instinctively trembled, but the senior brother said without changing his face: "Sister, please rest assured, even if you don't come today, we are ready to come to the door in person and discuss with you how to deal with this corpse baby, but with our manpower, I am afraid it is far from enough!"
"Hmph~ count your acquaintance ......"
The proprietress sat down angrily and said: "I have divided the city into nine pieces, your White Tiger Dart Bureau is responsible for the three pieces near the murder house, and the rest is responsible for other dart bureaus and groups, my people are in the center, once the whereabouts of that ghost thing are discovered, report to us immediately, and we will support you as quickly as possible!"
"Sister, I'll have no problem going up the knife mountain and going down the oil pot for you, but our dart game is bitter haha, you can't let them work in vain, even if you don't give money, you have to mean it......"
Chen Guangda suddenly smiled and rubbed his fingers, and the senior brother hurriedly glanced at him to shut up, but the proprietress said proudly: "Don't worry, I've never bullied people, I'll let people know later, no matter which of you catches that corpse baby, I will have a reward, ten horses and fifty sheep, plus one hundred taels of gold!"
"Oh~ Sister, you're so generous, I'm going to work hard for you with this attitude......"
Chen Guangda immediately stood up and slapped his chest, but the proprietress followed with a sneer: "You little slippery head, don't just pick up good things, if you dare to be passive and slack off, the old lady will not let you go, and the matter of Sha Lifei's attack on Fairy Lake, none of you have many mouths, do you hear?"
"Don't worry, our mouths are tighter than the bumper......"
Chen Guang laughed and pouted, and the proprietress immediately glanced at him, and then twisted her majestic ass and went out directly, but the senior brother followed and said: "Ziwen! The three territories we want to guard can be said to be the most dangerous, in case you can't find Liu Fangfei's adulterer, do you have a good way to deal with the corpse baby?"
"I don't have a solution, but I figured out one thing......
Chen Guangda turned around and said: "The time when the murderous house is haunted is at night, and no one has ever died during the day, but this must not be because Liu Fangfei likes the night, but she is likely to be afraid of the sun during the day, so we can sleep well during the day and send more people to patrol at night, so that we can ensure combat effectiveness to the greatest extent!"
"That's it, because you're the only one here who has fought with the corpse baby, I think it's better for you to be the commander-in-chief this time, we don't covet the boss's rewards, we just want the brothers to be safe......"
The senior brother walked over and patted Chen Guangda lightly on the shoulder, Chen Guangda nodded without hesitation, and then went out with the senior brother, announcing his appointment as the commander-in-chief in public.
"Hey, the gun shot the first bird, this commander-in-chief is not easy to be, if something happens, you will definitely be held accountable......"
Not long after the crowd dispersed, Yan Qing pulled Chen Guangda into an alley, but Chen Guangda smiled bitterly: "Although the senior brother didn't say it, he must be complaining in his heart that I am a broom star, so I have to be the commander-in-chief even if I don't want to, and besides, I also want to figure things out, Li Xiaolang's stomach can't be in vain, right?"
"No, you must have other conspiracies, and you won't be honest with your mother, will you......"
Yan Qing narrowed her eyes and glared at him angrily, but Chen Guangda smiled, kissed her directly on the lips and ran, then picked up the gong in the gatehouse and ran into the street, and then shouted while knocking: "Folks, come over and listen to me, there is a little blood-sucking zombie in the city, I have a way to make you seek good fortune and avoid evil!"
"There are really vampire zombies......"
The pedestrians on the road were all surrounded, in fact, there was no need for Chen Guangda to shout that this matter had already spread, and Chen Guangda carried the gong and said: "That little zombie can not only suck blood but also control people, but the number of people it can control is limited, so you must not stay at home in twos and threes, you must pull relatives and friends together, so that it will not dare to do it casually!"
"Have you ever seen that little zombie, tell us about it......"
Passers-by soon blocked the gate of the dart bureau, no one dared to take such a fatal thing lightly, and Chen Guangda's best thing is to chat with the masses, he jumped on the horse tether stone at the door and began to talk about it, and soon attracted the old and young masters from the nearby ten miles and eight towns.
"This guy is sick, what kind of saliva is wasted with these people, and you still expect them to fight......"
Liu Jia in the courtyard frowned very suspiciously, Chen Guangda actually said more and more energetically, and the tricks did not have any repetition, many people rode to the wall of their dart bureau to listen to him blow, at this time, even the senior brother came over suspiciously, and said with his hands behind his back: "He will definitely not do useless work, I estimate that he is about to get into the main topic!"
Sure enough, Chen Guangda suddenly changed his words and shouted loudly: "Folks! This matter is related to everyone's net worth and life, and we, as a member of Woniu City, must not stand idly by, so we decided to contribute our venue and let everyone rest for free!"
"Bastard, who gave him this power!" Liu Jia was about to rush out with anger in his eyes, but he was grabbed by the senior brother and shook his head gently.
Who knew that Chen Guangda shouted loudly again: "We will not only provide free venues and boiling water, but also send our most elite dart masters to protect everyone's safety, in short, our White Tiger Dart Bureau is your refuge, whoever wants to hurt you must step over our corpses, everyone says okay?"
"Long live the White Tiger Dart Game, long live ......"
Outside the courtyard immediately erupted in cheers, shaking the walls of the courtyard are buzzing and trembling, it seems that most of the people in Woniu City have all surrounded them, and the senior brother let go of Liu Jia, who was full of shock, and said with a smile: "You tell me what is the survival of our dart game?"
"Mouth...... Word of mouth and credibility, and a concerted effort ......"
Liu Jia subconsciously swallowed and spit, and the senior brother smiled again: "You also heard the voice outside, when has our White Tiger Dart Bureau been so embraced, this is what our head of the dart has always said about the people's desire, and once the people's hearts are far from glory, even the boss lady will have to respect us a few points!"
"What the hell did he do before, this guy is getting more and more incomprehensible......"
Liu Jia frowned deeply, and his face was even more indescribably complicated, but the senior brother was in a good mood, and directly waved his hand and shouted: "Clear the venue for me, bring out the tent and quilt for me, and then order the kitchen to boil porridge and steamed steamed buns, and prepare to welcome the villagers!"
"Wait, don't rush someone in the door......"
Yun Dazhuang suddenly ran in with a roar, grabbed the senior brother and said, "Ziwen asked me to tell you, hurry up and invite the statue of the second master to the small pond, and then put the old turtle we raised with the statue together, and finally sprinkle some more food stamps around!"
"What is this for......
At this time, even the senior brother couldn't figure it out, but Yun Dazhuang also shook his head with a puzzled face, but seeing that the people outside were about to collapse the wall, he had to wave his hand and let people hurry up, and when everything was arranged, he saw Chen Guangda walking in with a huge crowd.
"Folks, don't panic, don't crowd, we have a master here to protect you......"
Chen Guangda directly led the large ticket to the school field, the edge of the school field is a small pond on the rockery, a mighty Guan Erye has been placed on the rockery, and a turtle with a basin is lazily lying next to the statue, but there are also flowers and flowers around the scattered food stamps of at least five or six hundred catties.
"You folks may not know yet, our second master Guan is our baby, it's amazing......"
Chen Guangda walked to the pond and said with a smile: "Master Bao Deng knows it, he once personally recited the scriptures for this statue for three days and three nights, no matter what he asked for after that, he saw the big turtle, it was to absorb the aura on the statue to grow so big, every day lying there is reluctant to leave, anyone who wants to ask for peace can worship, as long as it is pious!"
Before Chen Guangda's words fell, the crowd swarmed around, knelt directly on the ground and prayed like pounding garlic, and the next scene naturally needless to say, these "good men and women" donated generously in order to bless Guan Erye, and a large number of food stamps were thrown to the rockery like snowflakes.
"I'll go! That's a lot of money......"
Yun Dazhuang was immediately stunned, at least thousands of people poured in at one breath outside, and just in time for the zombies to eat people, the people who knelt down to worship the idol were like a wave of layers, and a large number of food stamps were soon spread all over the pond, and they were actually covered so that they couldn't even see the surface of the water.
"Damn, let's send it now, Ziwen's kid is too awesome......"
Yun Dazhuang was almost speechless in surprise, he never thought that he could make money with this method, and there was a dart master next to him who said excitedly: "Senior brother, what kind of dart game are we going to have, just change the dart game to the temple, this time it is more than what we have earned in half a year!"
"You also want to earn this kind of lack of moral money, don't you feel like you lose your conscience......
Liu Jia immediately glared at the man who spoke viciously, but Chen Guangda came over with a smile and said to the senior brother in a low voice: "Tomorrow is the first day of the new year, you quickly send someone to invite a few great monks to come back, and let them collectively pray for the blessing and chanting of the people who are incense on the head at twelve o'clock tonight, the number of incense sticks can be ten people, and the one with the highest price will get it!"
"Uh-huh~"
The senior brother coughed heavily, and after glancing at Liu Jia, who was glaring angrily, he said to Chen Guangda seriously: "I think the quota can be relaxed to twenty people, it's not good for the villagers to offend anyone!"
"Big brother, you...... How can you be with him......"
"Hey, our big turtle won't be buried alive, let's go over and have a look......"