Chapter 6: Silly White Sweet's Self-cultivation
"Don't panic, sister, come!" On the other end of the phone, Shen Zhu was not in a hurry, sat down and said leisurely, "Do you know why your father fell in love with me?"
Fu Po muttered in his heart because he was blind.
But she didn't dare to say this: "Of course it's because of your beauty." ”
"Of course that's a little bit, but it's not the main reason, you think about it. Shen Zhu was about to fly happily, and his voice couldn't help but rise to the ground, like a boiling water hanger.
"Because you're stupid??" Fu Po couldn't figure it out, and said casually.
"Yes, it's because I'm stupid!" Fu Po was shocked, she couldn't imagine that Sister Pig would admit it so refreshingly. It's rare, it's rare, she finally recognizes the reality.
"You know that stupid Bai Tian is such a thing! The domineering president falls in love with me!" Shen Zhu said proudly, not ashamed but proud, "I am! stupid, white and sweet!"
"Damn, then why doesn't my dad marry a retard? No, no, why don't you marry a retarded person who is better than you?" Fu Po couldn't figure it out, he spoke freely, and he didn't realize how dangerous his situation had become.
"Kill you in three days!" Shen Zhu shouted roughly, "No man can refuse to be stupid and sweet!You know! Stupidity is essential, but sweetness is the most important thing! Do you think what people say is right?"
"Am I not sweet?" Fu Po was confused.
“...... Don't talk about it. "Shen Zhu collapsed, let's go and take my son, and save some snacks.
"Don't don't don't Sister Zhu, I'm wrong, I'm wrong, I'll ask Sister-in-law Zhang to put more sauce in your fat loss salad!"
"Deal!" Sure enough, Shen Zhu couldn't stand this the most, and began to talk about stand-up comedy.
"Look, what's the difference between you and Fu Qiong? Let's put aside the beauty and talk about temperament, did you lose? Yes, there's nothing wrong with your temperament as a rich woman, but that Lu Gongzi, he can't stand it.
"Yes, he can't, it's the same thing. No, no, that's not what it means, how do I know if he's okay? He doesn't like your temperament. Do you think, this kind of business tycoon, do you prefer that kind of bird-like, innocent and cute little girl?
"That Fu Qiong, although it's not a bird, right, but the people are pure and cute.
"What about you, look at yourself, look at yourself, WeChat avatars are all sand sculpture emojis, and Weibo can't do without 'I can!' is this like a word!
"Look at your big red lips again!Ahhh
"Look at your dress again, tsk, you are a delicate female elite in the workplace, the temperament of a tyrant is rich and rich, but people love a stupid white rabbit who pretends to be crazy and sells stupid little rabbits! Who do you think you are? or his stepmother?
"Look at your temperament again, like an underworld boss who wants to fight in a group, can you restrain a little!
"Are you still throwing yourself at someone? Don't you count? Aren't you afraid that you will lose money by crushing him to death? I look down on you. ”
Sister Pig said so much in a crackle, and Fu Po was stunned for a moment. Isn't he the kind of heroic and refreshing aura that forces the royal sister? Why do you have the temperament of a local tyrant?
Fu Po was stunned: "Then what should I do?"
Shen Zhu sighed, and began to crackle again and started the Pure Woman Deformation Meter Lecture Hall: "First of all, hey, you lose ten pounds first." ”
"Kill me. Fu Po's heart is like ashes.
"Forget it, you have to be thinner anyway, you don't have anyone to pay Qiong thin!" Shen Zhu rolled her eyes and began to shake her legs, "Men like thin people, don't ask, I don't know why!"
"Okay, I'll nibble on cucumbers too!" Fu Po gritted his teeth, for the sake of money, anything can be!
"Wipe your big red lips clean again!" Shen Zhu smiled and almost laughed, "Give it to me, give it to me, my sister is just out of confinement." That kind of aunt is red and eats earth, which is not suitable for your pure personality. ”
"You're dreaming!" Fu Po slapped his thigh bone to smash, "Impossible! That's Lao Tzu's life!"
Shen Zhu was frightened, but quickly came back: "The stack is painted pink and shiny, stack, let's stack." ”
"Then you have to wear a pink, white lace dress, you learn from someone Fu Qiong, tsk, what an elegant and unpretentious style of dressing!
"Shen Zhu, your coach doesn't allow you to eat cucumbers, it seems that I can only ask Sister-in-law Zhang to count the number of cucumbers in the refrigerator every day. Fu Po rubbed his injured thigh bone and gritted his teeth fiercely.
"No, no, no, don't, don't, it's up to you, it's all up to you, anyway, the most important thing is temperament! You have to be weak! You can't be so strong!" Sister Zhu said sincerely, Fu Po seemed to be able to see her sincere eyes.
Okay! That's it!
I can't go to class, I can't watch it again and again, hurry up and go home and rebuild it!
ran upstairs with a cigarette, and began to clean up under Shen Zhu's puzzled gaze.
Forget it, those low-cut tight little skirts are all put away, and take out the kind of gauze skirts worn by ten-year-old girls, which are full of flowers, one by one.
Okay, in the more than 100 lipstick boxes, the colors that have never been touched are just wasted, and when you paint it, Fu Po is the fluorescent death Barbie in the world.
But weight loss, well, let's just talk about it.
Put on the most pompous pink organza tutu dress, tied into a high ponytail with large waves, and pin a pink lace bow with her face on the ponytail, and the kind with streamers.
put on nude makeup, and according to Sister Pig's instructions, she put mouth sores on her mouth, no, no, sparkling glass lips, and then applied a thick blush to add a girlish feeling.
Putting on a pair of fourteen-centimeter high heels, his feet were almost perpendicular to the ground, and the pain of the knife directly made Fu Po scold. These shoes are still pink and tender with diamonds, and they will gargle off when you touch the diamonds slightly.
With this death, Fu Po shook off the stairs, stood in front of Shen Zhu, who was eating cucumbers, and lowered his head shyly.
Shen Zhu squirted out a mouthful of cucumber, almost spitting on the organza.
"I rely on Shen Zhu, your uncle! Do you know how expensive this dress is, you almost ruined it!" Fu Po jumped back in a hurry, almost not standing firm and falling down.
"Poper, be pure, pure. Shen Zhu coughed twice and nodded with satisfaction, "Well, people look like dogs, it's a pity that they have a mouth." Go, go and reclaim the man who belongs to you!
Fu Po left with a stagger, she didn't believe it, such a beautiful and pure, and beautiful Fu Po, how could anyone refuse?