Chapter 138: Literature
The second team scolded and went up the mountain again.
It was supposed to be a team on duty tonight, but I don't know why their temporary work changed, so the duty schedule was changed again, and it was them again.
And the ability of the big ginkgo biloba, when he came out to fall in love and write love poems, he sensed that they were going up the mountain, so he immediately patrolled for them and summoned everyone to go to the love poems tasting.
A group of old men, facing this love poem every day, can almost memorize several sets of statements in the appreciation of poetry - if nothing else, just ask Da Ginkgo what messy sour poems, can he himself understand so many meanings?
Isn't it just scolding.
……
However, this kind of behavior is only at the bottom of the mountain, and when they get to the mountain, they will be honest, turn on the mobile phone, find a few more appreciation and study it again, and then be sure to applaud warmly and have a sincere expression -
Made, life is so hard.
"I heard that the very arrogant employee of human resources has resigned. Someone said.
"Ah, that employee is not very neat, he looks amazing every day, and it is better to resign. The captain of the second team said directly.
They don't like to say bad things about people, the problem is that the small employees of the personnel department do see people's noses are not noses, eyes are not eyes, you say that you can make everyone unhappy if you do a job, this is also a skill, many employees in the villa don't like her, this time resigned, I don't know how many people are happy.
The team members whispered: "I heard that a team of them wrote a salary increase application or something, and it was this employee who took the lead, but she boasted that all the employees signed, but there were not many people at all." ”
"That's a ......," they muttered.
"Wait. ”
The captain of the second team felt that something was wrong.
"Repeat what you just said. ”
"Which one?" said the team member, who spoke, looked confused.
"A team writes an application?" he looked tentatively at the captain.
The captain of the second team nodded: "We all know that the first team is not human, right, Bai Miao is not so stupid, let him sign when he says it." You just said that the HR employee coaxed them into saying that everyone signed it - why would they believe it?"
There is no beginning or end to this, but the members of the second team who have experienced the species strike some time ago immediately reacted: "Yes, they are ghosts, so they need to sign to apply for a salary increase, and we didn't write it - wait, you just said that all employees have signed!"
Doesn't that mean that all employees are not human?
It's scary to think about!
It's scary!
In the night wind, everyone stopped in the middle of the road, unable to say a word.
In the middle of the night, it was obviously summer, and all the members of the second team just squeezed out a white sweat!
That's when they reacted - this Baihua Villa is a ghost nest? All the employees, okay not to mention all, 90 percent, are ghosts?
The captain of the second team gasped, and finally thought about Bai Miao's embarrassment with a monthly salary of two million, and suddenly shook his head: "Forget it, it's better to be a person." ”
They thought that what they knew before was the truth of the world, but they didn't expect to find out now that there was something wrong with the world!
The textbook clearly says that the world is viewed scientifically, but how can the world change when the scientific belief is firm?
It's so embarrassing!
……
Dementia for a long time, in the end I still have to taste love poems, the big guy changed his words, and talked about this salary: "We have a meal supplement of 5000 a month, a salary of 5000, and after the regularization, we will be given five insurances and one housing fund or six insurances and two housing funds depending on the length of service, in fact, according to this, our treatment is not bad, why is it so miserable for a team?"
The captain of the second team thought for a while: "Maybe it's because they actually get more in Baihua Villa - you heard what the first team said before, in Baihua Villa, paying salaries and protecting them may be an important factor in attracting ghosts." ”
After being silent for a long time, the employee asked in wonder: "Then they have other factors, why should they adjust their wages?"
The captain of the second team was stunned - he didn't quite understand it now that he thought about it.
By this time, they had come under the big ginkgo tree.
……
There is still a layer of leaves under the tree as standard - as long as it doesn't rain, the leaves are still the same as last time, and in this regard, the big ginkgo is still very considerate.
The second team complained in private: "No wonder this tree is so capable of tossing, there are so many flowers and trees that want to fall in love with him, but he is not careful and flirtatious." ”
The captain only said in silence: "Fortunately, your sister-in-law didn't need me to write love poems at the beginning." ”
Not to mention love poems, everyone can still be friends.
mentioned the love poem, everyone silently turned on their mobile phones, and reviewed the poem again to appreciate it or something.
The big ginkgo is still full of passion and talent: "You came just in time, after you left last night, I had another burst of inspiration and wrote another poem——"
The members of the second team said in their hearts: You have been inspired so many times, can you take a break?
If they continue like this, they will run out of poetry appreciation, and they will have to find other appreciation—it's too difficult!
None of them like liberal arts.
……
“…… You are the soil deep in my roots. ”
The recitation of the big ginkgo biloba is completed.
The second team immediately applauded enthusiastically.
The leaves of the big ginkgo tree trembled, and he pressed down - his narcissistic posture, if it was a person, the second team would have beaten him to the ground.
However, at this moment, because of the oppression of the species' ability, they had to make compromises, and it was another wave of fancy touting, which made the big ginkgo treat them as bosom friends, and had some inspiration......
Touting team members: ......
He slapped himself several times in his heart: "Call you to talk more! Call you to talk more!
……
At this moment, a small voice came, making the hairs of the second team members who reacted stand on end.
"That...... Can I listen to it?"
The sound came from the woods, and the black woods were now dancing in the night, as if there was an unknown horror hidden in the depths. The second team has already gathered together and put on a defensive posture.
For a long time, a branch came out of it.
Zhi Tiao whispered: "I am a newly moved kapok, so it is not convenient for me to come, so I will take a look at it with the branches first-Brother Ginkgo, you are a great poet, aren't you? Your poems are so good! You are really literate -- can I participate in this appreciation together?"
Big Ginkgo is a gentleman to all possible love partners, not to mention that the other party still praises him so sincerely - don't ask why you know that the other party is sincere, ask is that all compliments are sincere.
He couldn't help but feel that the newly bloomed kapok had been attracted by his talent and was about to fall under his roots.
He said: "Yes, you can come at any time, the mountains are lonely, no one appreciates my poems, I am so happy that you come!"
After he finished saying this, he watched Kapok jump with joy, and couldn't help but ask another sentence that he was used to:
"Kapok girl, the tree is lonely, are you willing to spend the rest of your life with me?"
It's a success!
(End of chapter)