Chapter 47: Watching a Movie
Qiao Ming paused, turned around and said seriously: "Uncle, do you think that everyone is like you, who can hide under the nose of impermanence for half a month? After most people die, they will soon be taken away by impermanence, and they will not even have time to cry out for injustice to go to reincarnation." β
The male ghost was stunned for a moment, sat down and sighed, "That's right, it's what I think is too true." When those cases were handed over to our group, they were all pressed at the bottom of the box and fell to dust," the man's tone was full of loss, "Those family members came to ask about the progress of the case and scolded us for not doing anything, but we really couldn't help it." These old cases have become our heart disease. β
Qiao Ming felt that he couldn't go, and said, "I actually want to help, but..."
"That's good," the male ghost suddenly excited, "you know, I've seen a few geyers on the road, and it's clear that there are spirits that have escaped impermanence. If you want to help, can you help me run around the scene and take a look? β
"What are you?" Qiao Ming was dumbfounded, what was she doing?
"That's it, I'll give you a call, you contact my master directly, as far as I recommend, let him not thank him, remember to burn me more paper money to school me to death, and it doesn't disgrace him as a master." The man sniffed, his tone choked.
Qiao Ming's conscience was like being stabbed by the other party, and it hurt to pull out the cold. She was silent for a moment, "Did you know that there is a word called "strong man's difficulty?" Aren't you better suited than me?"
"I'm hiding in Tibet, won't I expose my identity when I go, and how can I accompany my wife and children. β
"You policemen, are you all so scheming?"
"Praised, serve the people, sacrifice life and forget death. The man said with a serious face.
Qiao Ming shuddered, and didn't dare to refute anymore.
One person and one ghost found a remote corner, Qiao Ming opened the book and began to take notes seriously.
The man in front of him cleared his throat and waved the stick in his hand, "Black and white impermanence no matter which one it is, they are very tall, they hook their souls like people looking for things, relying on sight, hearing, and smell. But if a ghost can find their blind spot and find an object that is similar to themselves, emitting the same sounds and smells, wouldn't they be invisible?"
"Impermanence and visual blindness?" In Qiao Ming's impression, impermanence seems to be omnipotent. Except for the weak zero child when fighting ghosts.
"Black and white impermanence are too arrogant, they won't bend down to find a soul, let alone go to some filthy place, can you imagine them burrowing into the sewers to hook souls?"
βΒ·Β·Β·β Does this trick really work?
"Of course, this is also a temporary plan, the impermanence of the soul hook can reach anywhere, no matter where you are hiding, as long as you are discovered, it can drag you out. So, you need to find a stand-in. β
"A stand-in?"
"Yes, first of all, you must find a place with heavy yin energy, and then stay with people with strong yin energy. β
"Where yin qi is heavy, is there anything else besides the hospital?"
"Of course, funeral parlors, graves, cemeteries, new funeral homes, shaded riversides, etc., you can't help but approach these places. β
"How do you find that yin person?" Qiao Ming was curious, are there many people like her?
"It's the ones who are dying. β
"I..." Qiao Ming's pen paused and rubbed his forehead, "What about people like me?
"You're like this, it's weird, you look like an ordinary person, but you don't feel much different from an ordinary ghost. β
Qiao Ming clutched the pen tightly, as if he hadn't heard.
"After finding someone with heavy yin, you must learn to maintain the same sound frequency as your surroundings, and noisy places are preferred. β
"Oni also breathe?"
"No, but in order to confuse the judgment of impermanence, one must learn to breathe so that impermanence thinks that the voice is coming from a human being, not a ghost. β
Qiao Ming nodded thoughtfully, "How can you ensure that your breathing rate is the same as that of others?"
"Well," the male ghost said with a serious expression, "it depends on your creation." β
Qiao Ming snapped and closed the notebook, gritted his teeth and said, "I'm afraid this deal can't be done." β
"Don't be in a hurry," the male ghost saw Qiao Ming angry, and hurriedly said, "Come, let's test it a few times and you'll know, follow my breathing, exhale... InhaleΒ·Β·Β· ExhaleΒ·Β·Β· InhaleΒ·Β·Β· Yes, yes, you are a nurse, you know this aspect better than me, right? Rao's breathing rate is fixed within a certain range, you have to choose the target in advance, and you can imitate it a few more times. β
It was almost dark, and the male ghost gave Qiao Ming a contact information and name, and hurriedly found a place to hide.
Qiao Ming remembered something, and hurriedly shouted to stop him, "I forgot to ask you, my name is Qiao Ming, what about you?" As a people's hero, you must leave your name.
The male ghost suddenly hugged himself tightly, and looked at Qiao Ming with a vigilant face, "No, no, you and I have different paths, not to mention that my wife is better than you, we are not suitable." "Disappeared immediately.
Qiao Ming stood in place, stunned. Your uncle, does she look so hungry? Has he ever looked in the mirror to see what he looks like!
Back at school, Qiao Ming excitedly took out his notes, and Gou Rixin revealed the ghost policeman's methods, and after a night of argumentation and deliberation, the two finally researched a "Secret of Impermanence's Escape", ready to have a chance to take a risk.
Second, Qiao Ming carried a nunchuck and a mace on his back, and was ready to go to Gutan Park to watch real ghost movies.
Gou Rixin looked at the dog leash in Qiao Ming's hand, with a gloomy cat face.
"You're trying to take me with you?"
"Do you still want me to carry you?"
Gou Rixin stretched out his paws and pressed the dog leash to the ground with a snap, "I'll take you there!"
Half an hour later, Wen Xin covered his jealous and crazy heart and called a car for one person and one cat. Before leaving, she squeezed out two tears and asked Gou Rixin to compensate her for mental damages.
Stepping into the garden reserve, Qiao Ming's heart was apprehensive for a while, and the scene of the last time was still vivid. The ghosts here are gathered in groups, organized and disciplined, like a bully, and the thousand-year-old pine still stretches its branches and leaves domineeringly, standing in the sun to cover a huge shadow, like a prison enclosure.
Qiao Ming raised his head and looked at it, the needles on it were dense, countless, if there was a lifetime hidden in each root, how many generations and how many people would it be. Moreover, there are so many needles, and there is no introduction or anything, is it a blind audition? What if it is a bad movie?
"Yo, the girl is coming alone?" A ghost suddenly floated behind him, and Qiao Ming subconsciously stood in the sunlight between the trees, squinting at the ragged and blue-faced fangless ghost in front of him.
The road is narrow, isn't it this ghost who almost strangled her last time?
"Hmm. β
"What are you doing here?" the demon asked with a smile, seemingly completely oblivious to his murder attempt
"Watch a movie. β
"Hey, hey, hey..." The ghost laughed even more obscenely, "Are you going to see a movie alone?"
Qiao Ming pulled his face and didn't want to speak again.
"Do you want me to help you choose a film?" the ghost began to introduce earnestly, "Look at the needles on this ancient pine, which are renewed every five to ten years, and the slightly yellowed ones on them are almost ten years ago; the dark green ones are from seven or eight years ago; and the tender green ones are from the last few years." I wonder what era the girl likes to tell?"
"The earliest, where can you go earlier?"
"It's time for the Republic of China. β
Qiao Ming scratched his head, "Are you blind to watch movies?"
"Please rest assured, the taste of this ancient tree has been unanimously recognized by everyone for thousands of years, there are all kinds of good-looking skins, and there are countless interesting souls, no matter which one you choose, it is a kind of fate. β
Qiao Ming shuddered unconsciously, the ghost was serious, it was terrible. She looked at the tree overhead: "Shall I pick it myself?"
"Of course not, I can help you," the ghost grinned, his green-faced fangs even more penetrating, "which one do you want to choose?"
Qiao Ming squinted his eyes and looked at a green one, stretched out his hand and pointed, and suddenly there was a burst of shouts in the distance: "Let go of that girl, let me come!" A female ghost pounced viciously, "Dare to rob Lao Tzu's business, get out!"
"Fart, it's not your territory," the two ghosts didn't finish talking, but you punched me and I scuffled, Qiao Ming was dumbfounded, and ran away with his schoolbag in his arms, for fear of hurting his own pond fish.
"Shall we not go to the cinema?" Looking at the two figures who were fighting not far away, Qiao Ming said in a trembling voice, "The situation here doesn't seem to be very friendly. β
"Girl!" was suddenly slapped on the shoulder, Qiao Ming exclaimed in surprise and hurriedly turned around, but saw a fat woman hanging in the air, looking at her with a smile, "Come to see a movie?"
Qiao Ming hurriedly shook his head, and didn't look at it, it was a little dangerous.
"Hey, don't be afraid, I'll help you find which one you want to see, the domineering president of the warlord of the Republic of China, or the wealthy family in love with Tanmei Lily?"
βΒ·Β·Β· It's good to be ordinary, I have a light taste. And just that... Isn't it impossible for people to choose?"
"Hey, Auntie, I've been watching it for a few years, and I still have this quasi-head. The fat aunt's blue-gray face actually squeezed out a shy smile.
Qiao Ming looked around with empty eyes, and asked hesitantly, "Can you take it home and see it?"
"Of course you can, it's just expensive, do you bring money?"
"Still want money?" Qiao Ming said in surprise.
"No, how can you watch movies for free," the fat woman laughed, "Now the price has risen sharply, a movie is 10,000, and you have to take it home, 20,000." β
"It's so expensive!" Qiao Ming retreated vigilantly, and the woman followed closely and floated in front of her, secretly observed the surroundings, and said in a low voice, "This is still after my aunt saw that you looked cute and gave you a discount in private." 20,000 coins, the quality of the genuine version is better, and it is only a matter of more than a dozen yuan. β
"But I don't have any money with me. Qiao Ming said embarrassedly. She's not cute, she doesn't want to be cute at all.
"It's okay, it's okay, it's okay to place an order first and pay later, let's go, my aunt will take you to choose a movie." The fat woman grabbed Qiao Ming's arm and pulled the man to run under the ancient pine.
Qiao Ming struggled slightly, but found that the other party's claws were as solid as a rock, and a chill suddenly spread all over her body along her arms, making her shiver, and her two legs involuntarily followed the fat aunt forward, like a puppet being controlled.
The two ghosts under Gu Song were still fighting, and the surrounding was full of gloom, and the fat aunt looked at Qiao Ming eagerly, urging her to choose quickly, as if she was afraid that her business would be robbed.
At this time, Qiao Ming's schoolbag opened a slit, and a black cat's head squeezed out of it. Gou Rixin meowed, not a loud sound, but it made the surroundings suddenly quiet.
The three ghosts froze in place, looking at the black cat standing on Qiao Ming's shoulder in fear.
"Run!" the two fighting ghosts exclaimed in surprise and flew away in panic. Only the fat aunt in front of Qiao Ming was left, looking at Qiao Ming and Gou Rixin tremblingly, "Do you still watch the movie?"
"Look," Qiao Ming nodded, pointing at random, "just that one, take it home." β
"Okay, okay," the fat aunt twisted her fat body, jumped and flew between the branches, and no matter which one Qiao Ming was referring to, she pulled it out casually. In an instant, the giggling phantoms screamed and scattered from the root of the conifer, and the aunt suddenly snorted and spat at the root of the conifer, and those phantoms disappeared in an instant.
"Okay, okay," the fat aunt smiled and fell in front of Qiao Ming, handing over the needle.
Qiao Ming frowned tangledly, looking at the wet needle, "Gou Rixin, you can get it." β
"I'm here to see that you have to take it home. Gou Rixin put his head away.
"That... Take this home, what do you think?"
"Okay, cut a hole with scissors and I've sealed it. The fat aunt laughed.
So, is that saliva worth 10,000 yuan! Qiao Ming was shocked.
In the end, I had to wrap several layers with paper towels and put it in my school bag, but it was faint, and I always felt a smell of saliva.
"How do you pay for it?"
"My name is Li Cuinan, you draw a circle at the crossroads, just pronounce my name when you burn money, and you will remember Zhang below. β
Gou Rixin behind him had a low face, glanced at the fat aunt, and roared in his throat, just about to ask if he could still make a discount? The aunt's legs were weak, and she hurriedly flew away.
"Hey... How do you run so fast? I still have a lot of questions. β
"Let's go. Gou Rixin took a step, "Buy a sausage." β
"Not true. Qiao Ming suddenly shouted.
"What's wrong?"
"How do you feel that they're getting scared of you? What did you do?"
"Hmph," Gou Rixin raised his head arrogantly, "From now on, you will report my name." Meow ββ!"
Qiao Ming grabbed Gou Rixin's neck hair and stared at him with a serious face, "What are you doing?"
"You are not allowed to carry me after a few times!"
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βΒ·Β·Β·β Gou Rixin had an image in his mind, but he wasn't sure, "Do you remember how we defeated those demons last time?"
Qiao Mingyi frowned, "Didn't I have great magical powers and secretly drove them away?"
"Are you sure it's you?" Gou Rixin gritted his teeth, an ungrateful white-eyed wolf!
After turning off the lights in the bedroom, Qiao Ming drew the curtains, prepared snacks and cat food, turned on the table lamp again, and after glancing at Meow, he cut off the roots of the needles with a click. A man and a cat instantly shrank into the bed, revealing only a pair of eyes to look out.
A burst of screams and shouts rang out in my ears, and figures of various shapes crowded out of the roots of the needles.