Chapter 17 Programs
Lu Qi'an heard Huang Jingcan mention "character", and was eager to confess, saying: "Of course my character is reliable, at least I won't have a third party."
Huang Jingcan saw Lu Qi'an's green muscles bulging, biting his lip and smiling without saying a word.
Lu Qi'an asked eagerly, "You don't believe it?"
Huang Jingcan deliberately teased him: "What if you have a third party?"
Lu Qi'an put Huang Jingcan in his arms badly and said, "If I have a third party, I won't be as troublesome as Sima Shu, I have my own solution."
"What's the plan?"
Lu Qi'an approached Huang Jingcan and replied, "Let's sleep and let that third party do the housework."
Huang Jingcan hit Lu Qi'an's abdomen with his elbow, gave him a blank look, and walked first. She knew that Lu Qi'an would not say anything good.
Lu Qi'an squatted on the ground, clutching his stomach, "oops", and shouted: "It hurts me to death, I have internal injuries, ouch."
Because Sima Shu was coming to dinner on the weekend, Zhou Jin accompanied his mother to the morning market to buy vegetables on Saturday. Before entering the gate of the morning market, I have heard the sound of bargaining in the morning market.
After entering the gate, the morning market is full of various commodities, including vegetables and fruits, steamed buns, twist flowers, and various trinkets, in the southeast corner, the ground is spread with felt cloth, and daily necessities such as scissors and kitchen knives are placed on the felt cloth.
There were all kinds of voices rushing into my ears, there were bargaining sounds, and there were dislike of arguing about the return of potato sprouts. The stall owners scrambled to sell their wares, the one shouting "tomatoes are cheaper", the other shouting "fresh celery, pesticide-free celery, come and see".
Zhou Yao looked at the southeast corner, surrounded by many people, she wanted to go to see what was going on, so she said to Han Hongmei: "Mom, you go to buy vegetables, I'll go around, I'll look for you in a while."
"Okay", Han Hongmei watched her daughter go to the southeast corner with love, and then went to buy vegetables by herself.
When she came to the southeast corner, she heard the laughter in the crowd, Zhou Jin was puzzled, she found a gap, got in, and squeezed to the front of the stall.
Surprisingly, the person setting up the stall turned out to be Xiao Yuhan's grandfather.
Although the stroke made Grandpa Xiao lose his ability to walk, it could not hinder his eloquence. He was as eloquent as ever, and his witty remarks drew laughter from time to time among the onlookers.
Zhou Jin saw that Grandpa Xiao was selling vegetable seeds, spices, and rat poison.
Grandpa Xiao picked up a pack of rat poison and said to everyone: "Ladies and sisters, this is rat poison produced by a regular manufacturer, and my name is 'You Qiang'." As you can tell from the name, the effect of this medicine rat is surprisingly powerful."
Grandpa Xiao saw that everyone only saw it and didn't buy it, so he continued: "My medicine, the big mouse eats the small mouse eats, and it doesn't cost much to take a nest of medicine." You buy it, and you won't lose money when you buy it back."
Everyone listened to Grandpa Xiao's rhyming, and they didn't leave, looking at him with great interest. Therefore, people gather more and more.
A slightly chubby aunt smiled and asked Grandpa Xiao: "You said that the effect of your medicine is good, we don't know, what the effect is, can you tell us what the effect is?"
Grandpa Xiao was not stage frightened, he opened his mouth and said: "Speaking of the effect, you listen, the sky is afraid of the clouds and the land is afraid of the wilderness, people are afraid of the disease, the old hen is afraid of the weasel, and the rat is afraid of me." ”
Everyone laughed again, and Zhou Yao also laughed with "poof", this Grandpa Xiao really has any words.
A lean old man interjected with a smile: "We don't have rats upstairs, so it's useless to buy them." Actually, this man was right, there were very few rats upstairs, and not many needed rat poison.
Everyone just watched Grandpa Xiao interesting and able to speak in the vernacular, so they didn't disperse.
Zhou Jin thought that he was going to be cold, but no one bought it, and he was secretly anxious for Grandpa Xiao. Suddenly, an old lady squeezed into the crowd and said to Grandpa Xiao, "You sell fake rat poison."
Grandpa Xiao's face sank, and he said, "How can I sell fake rat poison, I've been here for so many days, and no one has come to me, saying that I am selling fake medicine, aren't you here to smash my field?"
Zhou Yao said to himself in his heart: I'm afraid that no one buys it, so no one is looking for you to settle accounts!
The old lady said: "You still don't admit it, my daughter has postpartum depression and wants to commit suicide every day, we take turns guarding her, and one of them didn't pay attention that day, she swallowed your rat poison."
The crowd of onlookers let out an "ah", and their hearts were in their throats, not knowing what happened to the young mother. Grandpa Xiao's face has changed even more, he has died, and he can't get out of it!
The old lady continued: "Sent to the hospital, but it's fine, fortunately your rat poison is fake, I came to thank you for coming".
Grandpa Xiao breathed a sigh of relief when he heard this, but his reaction was as quick as before, and he said to the old lady: "I will sell you the fake one even if your daughter will commit suicide by swallowing rat poison."
Everyone laughed, this old man, his face was not red and his heart was not beating, and he was talking nonsense seriously. Grandpa Xiao took the opportunity to take out a handful of signature stickers and said: "I will tell fortunes, who wants to calculate, I will calculate for you if you draw a post."
Zhou Yao secretly thought: This Grandpa Xiao really dares to throw anything out, people have debunked you to such an embarrassing situation, you dare to say that you can pinch your fingers to tell fortunes.
You are not afraid that no one will support you and fall into an embarrassing situation again!
Unexpectedly, the thin old man sat opposite Grandpa Xiao and said, "I want to calculate, come, you pinch me with eight characters."
This lean old man is actually to open a show for Grandpa Xiao, he sees that Grandpa Xiao is pitiful, and he sits in a wheelchair and talks hard all morning, which is not easy.
As a leader, everyone also supported Grandpa Xiao's business, and they also had the same idea, so they should be regarded as charitable donations.
Therefore, not only did no one leave, but this one asked for fennel and that one wanted cinnamon, and everyone threw down the money and took a bag of spices, and they didn't need to be greeted by Grandpa Xiao.
Zhou Jin watched Grandpa Xiao seriously pinching his fingers to tell fortunes, and withdrew from the crowd with tears in his eyes. Zhou Yao knows a little about numerology, knows that it relies on the five elements, and summarizes some laws.
In fact, this is just a law, it can't represent your life, don't you hear it, the way of heaven is often changing, and the luck is difficult to patrol!
In this life, the sun rises and sets, spring goes to winter, it is really difficult to predict what will happen, or sudden accidents, or luck from the sky, all like the tide changes with the environment, beyond one's control.
However, we can learn from Grandpa Xiao. No matter what kind of environment you are in or how difficult it is, you should be positive and optimistic and live with perseverance.
Grandpa Xiao is facing such a big test in life, and he will eventually have to find a way to live, not to mention us who are still young.
Youth is capital, and youth can even make us make a comeback after a fiasco in Chibi. We should stand on the top of the peak, not afraid of dangerous peaks, take the pine spring into our arms, and look at the mountains!