Chapter 157: The Cactus of the Motherland
The sun at noon was extremely poisonous.
Xu Fengfan took Lin Miao home, and he was sunburned like a fool after less than 5 minutes of riding.
When he arrived downstairs at Lin Miao's house, Xu Fengfan picked Lin Miao off the car, and Lin Miao asked casually: "Do you want to come to my house and sit for a while?"
Xu Fengfan raised his hand to wipe the sweat on his forehead and replied, "Wait for me to stop the car." ”
As he spoke, he pushed the car towards the parking lot not far away.
Lin Miao stood under the eaves in front of the door that couldn't hide the sun and waited for two or three minutes, Xu Fengfan hurriedly ran back, holding two bottles of soda with open lids in his hands, and handed Lin Miao a bottle.
Lin Miao took it, bit the straw, and asked while ringing the doorbell, "When will the parking lot still sell soda?"
Xu Fengfan took two sips of ice Coke, spit out the straw, and said: "The grandma in the parking lot has a commissary, and she sells all kinds of snacks, even watermelons." ”
There was no movement upstairs, Lin Miao continued to ring the doorbell wildly, and said in a tone that he had seen many summers: "This summer came early enough, there are watermelons in mid-April." ”
Xu Fengfan was not to be outdone, revealing a very knowledgeable appearance and said: "It doesn't have to be naturally grown, maybe it's grown in a greenhouse." ”
"Yes. Lin Miao said casually, letting go of the doorbell, her brows furrowed slightly.
It is said that the street is so close to home, it is impossible for Lao Lin and Jiang Ping not to go home to rest at noon. In this kind of boring time when the sun is shining and the most important thing is not to worry about the children coming back from school, is it easy for the two of them to have some passionate thoughts?
Xu Fengfan smiled and said, "Your parents should be resting in the street, right?"
"It's hard to say. Lin Miao took out the key from his pocket to open the door, but did not immediately enter the corridor, but turned his head to Xu Fengfan very rationally and said, "My parents usually come back to rest at noon, if they are really not at home, it is better to say, but if they are all at home, they will not return to the doorbell downstairs for half a day, then the situation upstairs may be more embarrassing." You know what I mean?"
Xu Fengfan shook his head purity.
Lin Miao looked up at him, and when he saw this kid's pure face, he couldn't help but sigh slightly.
This year, a good student like Xu Fengfan, on the one hand, the family is indeed generally strict, on the other hand, electrical appliances such as video recorders are not popular, and small movies are even more cherished, so there is almost no chance to meet human soul engineers like *** before going to college, and they are even more ignorant of some primitive needs to the point of almost no concept.
Lin Miao naturally didn't want to use her parents as an example to give Xu Fengfan a popular science posture.
He looked at Xu Fengfan and was silent for a long time, and he couldn't think of how to tell Xu Fengfan the complexity of the situation euphemistically, so he could only say in a deep voice: "Fengfan, in order to avoid some unnecessary situations that change your understanding of life, why don't you go home first?"
Xu Fengfan was stunned for two seconds, and immediately disagreed, the soda bottle in his hand shook and splashed, and he said angrily: "Who asked me to go to your house to sit just now?
Lin Miao was upright: "Fengfan, you have to learn to get used to the cruelty of this world, is this the first time this situation has happened? Besides, thunder and thunder in the sky belong to feudal superstition, we are all socialist successors who wear three bars, how can we say such things?"
Xu Fengfan was instantly led astray by Lin Miao's words, and he definitely couldn't talk about it, so he could only look at Lin Miao frantically, and asked sadly, "Why don't you let me go to your house every time?"
Lin Miao persuaded with a bitter face: "Believe me, although it was all intentional before, today is really a special situation." I'm all for your good, you, as the flower and bone of the motherland, I really don't want you to encounter some sensory stimulation that your parents don't want you to be exposed to too early, and of course, more importantly, the embarrassing effects caused by certain things are mutual......"
"Fart, the flower bones of the motherland!" Xu Fengfan despised this title, interrupted Lin Miao's words loudly, and asked aggressively, "Why can't I have any sensory stimulation?" I'm a few years older than you, if I'm a flower bone, then what are you?"
Lin Miao was as calm as water, and gave Xu Fengfan an answer that he will never forget: "I am a cactus of the motherland, I am afraid of heights, and I am not afraid of stimulation." ”
Cactus of the Motherland......
Cactus......
Palm......
Xu Fengfan stood petrified outside the corridor, looking at Lin Miao through the door.
Lin Miao took two sips of the soda in the bottle, handed over the empty bottle, and said very sincerely: "Big brother, please help me throw it away by the way." ”
Xu Fengfan took it in a daze.
Lin Miao snapped and closed the door of the corridor.
Xu Fengfan stood outside the door for a long time, and finally came back to his senses by the sun. He turned around and walked towards his house against the sun, gritting his teeth and swearing in his heart: "If I take care of this kid in the future, I will be a fool!"
Lin Miao didn't know that she had temporarily lost a valuable friend, so she went upstairs with a heavy schoolbag on her back.
Walked to the door, took out the key to open the door, tiptoed in like a thief and pushed the door in, looked in the direction of the master bedroom, sure enough, the door was closed, held his breath and listened, and faintly heard the sound effect of the code.
Damn, it's so dangerous, fortunately I didn't bring Xu Fengfan up......
And these two guys, obviously they were still arguing last night......
Lin Miao threw her schoolbag onto the big sofa in the living room and went back to her small storage room.
After the wound on her hand healed, Lin Miao had returned to the state of being lonely at night, although there was no young lady to hug, but she leaned on the bedside to read a book before going to bed every night, and she felt very good.
The incandescent lamp in the small storage room had already been replaced with a small fluorescent lamp at Lin Miao's request.
After it was lit, the light was much softer than before, and my eyes would not feel uncomfortable when I lay down on the cot and read for thirty or forty minutes.
Lin Miao was covered in stinky sweat, took out her little pants from the small cabinet under the bed, and went to the bathroom to take a shower first.
When he came out of the shower, the door to the master bedroom opened a while.
Lao Lin sweated profusely and walked out of it, stared at Lin Miao, who was sitting on the sofa watching a sports channel, for two seconds, and then calmly closed the bedroom door and shouted inside: "My son is back!"
"Huh?!" Jiang Ping let out a feudal scream, stumbling for a while, and ran out to question Lin Miao, "What did you hear?"
Lin Miao rubbed her face helplessly and replied, "Mom, if you feel embarrassed, it's best not to say anything." You make such a big fuss and make the atmosphere very complicated, you know?"
Lao Lin, who had just entered the time of the sage, immediately followed suit and rebuked Jiang Ping: "What are you shouting? Saying that you are uneducated is uneducated! What is there to make a fuss about this? Doesn't my son have to marry a wife in the future?"
Jiang Ping glanced at Lao Lin and ran into the bathroom in a huff.
The sound of the shower rang for more than ten seconds, and she shouted inside: "Ah Rong, get me a pair of pants!"
"It's really brainless...... Lao Lin went back to the bedroom and took out a pair of underwear.
Jiang Ping opened a crack in the bathroom and asked Lao Lin to pass his underwear in.
Lao Lin returned to Lin Miao's side, sweating like rain on his body, and immediately forced Lin Miao, who was slightly clean, to move half a meter to the side.
Lao Lin leaned over a little more unconsciously and asked Lin Miao, "Why did you come back today?
"No, I'm quitting. Lin Miao was also dizzy, blurted out nonsense, and then quickly changed her words, "No, no, it's a leave, I won't go to school for the next two months, I asked our teacher to tell Aunt Xiaoqiu, wait for the graduation exam, Aunt Xiaoqiu agreed." ”
My son won't go to school for two months, which is obviously a big deal, but Lao Lin was very calm after hearing it, and he didn't think to ask Lin Miao why he asked for leave, but he just said strangely: "Is it okay to ask for leave like this?"
"Of course it doesn't matter. Lin Miao said, "Anyway, I don't have anything to do in school, by the way, this Sunday's essay contest will be held at the Overseas Chinese Hotel." ”
When Lao Lin heard this, he suddenly smiled: "What a coincidence, the chess competition that my father's unit is going to hold is also held at the Overseas Chinese Hotel on Sunday, and we just happened to go over together." ”
When Lin Miao heard this, she was slightly stunned.
Anyway, the best chance for Lao Lin to do it in his last life is this chess game, right?
In this way, is Lao Lin going to be promoted this week?