Chapter 150: A farce
The convoy was driving on the road, and Shan Zhe's car was still in the penultimate place. looked at the three bridesmaids crowded in the back seat, thinking of the way Shan Li looked at him before, Shan Zhe suddenly had a headache.
I thought that if I drove the lowest grade car, no bridesmaids would take my own car, and I would pull a few wedding guests back at that time, which was both worry-free and laborious.
But who knew that when the car door was opened and the guests on the woman's side got into the car, Shan Zhe didn't get out of the car, but several of the bridesmaids seemed to have found their target and went straight to Santana driven by Shan Zhe. If Li Xue hadn't followed Shan Zhe into the car one step ahead of them, she might not have robbed them.
A few kilometers away, it's fast and fast. When the convoy was halfway there, it suddenly stopped, and Sanshao got out of the car and came over to Shan Zhe and said that he wanted to change cars with him and let Shan Zhe drive the Audi A6 in front.
Of course, Shan Zhe knew what he was thinking, looked at each other and smiled, and walked directly to the front of the car. And Li Xue was quick and followed Shan Zhe out of the car, while the other girls didn't make any moves.
After all, on the road just now, Li Xue euphemistically expressed that Shan Zhe already had a girlfriend, and even she had no chance.
"Why did you come along?" Looking at Li Xue, who was once again sitting in the co-pilot, Shan Zhe asked.
Li Xue put down the seat back and lay directly on the co-pilot, the bumpy body was perfectly outlined, Shan Zhe looked back embarrassedly after a glance, and continued to drive seriously.
Li Xue replied: "What's the matter, I can't chase you, you want me to chase your friend?" ”
There were only two people in the car, Li Xue and Shan Zhe, so Li Xue became unscrupulous when he spoke. Shan Zhe smiled helplessly when he heard this, but did not answer.
"By the way, when are you going to get married?" After pausing for more than ten seconds, Li Xue suddenly asked.
Shan Zhe pondered for a moment and replied: "I don't know, anyway, I don't plan to get married in the past two years, and I may not get married for the rest of my life." ”
"You can pull it down, what kind of love do you have with others if you don't get married, or are you playing with other people's feelings?"
"But you're not the kind of person who plays with other people's feelings. Tell me, why do you say that?" For a while, Li Xue's gossip heart ignited, and she couldn't wait to ask Shan Zhe.
Shan Zhe stretched out his hand and pushed away Li Xue, who was already staring at Li Xue who was almost close to him because of curiosity, and explained: "I mean maybe, not certainly." ”
"Cut~"
When the convoy entered the village, firecrackers rang out.
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Under the gaze of everyone, Xiangzi took a red umbrella and handed it to Li Tingting to hold up, and then carried Li Tingting behind him and walked into the room step by step. And the crowd also poured into the room, and went to the bride to ask for candy.
Shan Zhe didn't want to go in and increase the population density, so he went back outside and found a chair to sit down.
At this time, Shoko's father walked over with a piece of China under his arm, opened it and stuffed it to Shan Zhe for two packs, and gave the other drivers one pack each.
It seems that he has been taken care of by special care, Shan Zhe shook his head and thought.
As soon as Shan Zhe handed a cigarette to his mouth, he saw San Shaozheng and a bridesmaid standing on the side, talking and laughing, and after a closer look, the bridesmaid seemed to be the Cheng Nan before. Immediately afterwards, he saw the two of them open Santana's car door and sit in, Shan Zhe couldn't help but sigh that Sanshao's flirting skills were very good.
"Do you think the two of them have a play?" Li Xue pulled the cigarette from Shan Zhe's mouth, and inadvertently touched Shan Zhe's lips with her fingers.
"Every scene, dew marriage. Shan Zhe replied. In Shan Zhe's memory, Sanshao's future wife is not called Cheng Nan, but a girl named Hu Kesu.
Last time, Gay Purple expressed to himself that he wanted to make sure that he was reborn against the calendar
The process of history will not have much impact, so it will definitely not change other people's marriages at will. And the historical process of others that he has encroached upon, which he bought with his own life, is naturally not counted among them.
"By the way, did you wash your hands? You just said you were going to the bathroom. Shan Zhe suddenly thought that Li Xue had touched his lips with his hand just now, and hurriedly asked.
"Ah, I seem to have forgotten to wash my hands when I came out!" Li Xue covered her mouth and exclaimed softly, her white and slender fingers lining her face with a particularly stunning and beautiful face.
"I'll go back and brush my teeth first. Shan Zhe turned around and said, and then he was going home to brush his teeth.
Li Xue grabbed Shan Zhe and explained: "Lie to you, how could I go to the toilet and not wash my hands." ”
After a while, Sanshao and Cheng Nan came down from Santana, and the two of them didn't look anything unusual, except for Cheng Nan's cheeks, which were slightly more rosy than before, and a touch of orange red from the corner of Sanshao's mouth that was the same color as Cheng Nan's lipstick.
"The First Evolution"
After that, the sound of firecrackers sounded again, signaling everyone to take their seats as soon as possible, and they were about to start drinking and eating meat.
Cheng Nan and Li Xue were called away and sat at a table with Xiangzi and Li Tingting. Shan Zhe and the others sat at another table not far from them.
At the wine table, Shan Li and the others appreciated the efficiency of San Shao in beheading Cheng Nan so quickly, only Shan Zhe said: "If you don't plan to get married, don't provoke those girls, you didn't lose anything, but they will marry in the future." ”
The people at the table suddenly fell silent when they heard Shan Zhe say this, after all, in their world, isn't it normal for a man to talk about a few girlfriends and have a relationship.
"Come, come, drink, drink. In the end, it was Shan Li who broke the deadlock and shouted for everyone to drink together. And Shoko and the others seem to have noticed the abnormality here, and they can't help but keep looking this way.
"I'm serious, it's hard to shake off when the time comes. As soon as the words fell, a group of people appeared at the door, as if to prove what Shan Zhe said just now.
The person who came was Shoko's ex-girlfriend, that is, Yao Siqi's family. The first to bear the brunt were Yao's father, Yao's mother and Yao Siqi, followed by Yao Siqi's uncle and uncle.
"Shan Feixiang, come out!" Yao's father shouted as he stood at the door.
But listening to this tone, the person who came is not good.
Xiangzi hurriedly ran out and greeted him with a smile: "Uncle Yao, why are you here?"
"Why are you here? You slept with my daughter and gave birth, and then you didn't want her, and married another woman, and you were embarrassed to lick your face and ask me why I came?" Yao's mother scolded directly.
When Xiangzi heard that this was coming to make trouble, he immediately put away the smile on his face and said coldly: "Several, I got married today, if you are here to drink, I welcome it;
"What's the matter, don't let people say anything wrong? I'm going to say it today, I don't think you can beat me?" Yao's mother said and sat directly on the ground, crying and shouting: "My poor girl, I met a Chen Shimei." ", "It's not responsible to make my daughter's belly bigger", Shan Zhe watched from the sidelines, and suddenly felt a little funny.
"Today is my big day, I don't want anything unpleasant to happen, I'll give you a thousand yuan, you go back and ask your daughter yourself, why I broke up with her, if you continue to make trouble like this, be careful that I will embarrass everyone." Xiangzi squatted in front of Yao's mother and whispered.
"You ruined my daughter's innocence, and you didn't let me say it, and you still wanted someone to beat me. What is the reason..."
As if she hadn't heard what Shoko said, Yao Ma continued to sit on the ground and cry like a shrew.
Shoko is also not happy, after all, it is strange to be happy to be made like this on the wedding day. was about to scold, when he suddenly felt a hand on his shoulder,
Looking back, it was Shan Zhe.
I saw Shan Zhe nodding slightly at him, walked a little in front of Xiangzi with a smile, squatted in front of Yao's mother and asked, "Make a condition, how can I leave?"
"I heard that you gave eighty-eight thousand bride price to the family surnamed Li, although our daughter is not married, but her innocence was ruined by Shan Feixiang after all..."
"Straight to the price. Shan Zhe listened a little impatiently, plucked out his ears, and interrupted directly.
Yao's mother was a little unhappy that her words were interrupted, but after all, she came with a purpose, so she endured her displeasure and said: "Fifty thousand yuan, let's leave directly, and we won't have to threaten Shan Feixiang with this matter in the future." ”
The tone was categorical, and there was no room for negotiation.
"Don't be too greedy. Two thousand yuan, how about counting the hard work of your trip?" Shan Zhe took out his wallet from his pocket, took out two thousand yuan from it and handed it to Yao's mother and said.
"Smack!" Yao Ma slapped the back of Shan Zhe's hand directly, scattering the money in Shan Zhe's hand.
"What about you who asked for food?" said Yao's mother.
Shan Zhe didn't answer her immediately, but slowly picked up the money one by one. It wasn't until he picked up all the money that Shan Zhe spoke: "You should also know that the child Yao Siqi is pregnant with is not Xiangzi, right?
Yao's mother said proudly: "Do you have evidence to prove that the child was not flying alone? The child has already been beaten, and Siqi's boyfriend was indeed flying alone at that time, and he also accompanied her to the hospital, which can prove that the child was flying alone at that time." ”
"Yao Siqi, what do you say?" Shan Zhe didn't have another chance for Yao's mother, and looked up and asked Yao Siqi.
"It was Shoko who got me pregnant. Yao Siqi whispered.
"The most taboo thing for people is a greedy word. Shan Zhe sighed, then turned back and nodded to Wang Wei.
I saw Wang Wei make a phone call, and then walked to Yao's father and Yao's mother, and turned back to Xiangzi and asked, "Are you afraid of being embarrassed?"
"Don't be afraid, as long as I can prove my innocence, I don't care how embarrassing I am. Shoko roared under her breath.
After getting Xiangzi's confirmation, Wang Wei turned around, opened the text message he had just received, and read out the contents: "Chen Wei, male, born in 1983, graduated from junior high school, is a senior whom Yao Siqi met in the process of Shan Feixiang's relationship. Later, on Chen Wei's birthday, he had a relationship because he was drunk, and then the two had a relationship from time to time, and this relationship lasted until two months ago, when Chen Wei went to the river fly to learn martial arts..."
After Wang Wei finished speaking, Shan Zhe continued: "The final point is that Chen Wei once showed off, and he was strong and strong, and he made Yao Siqi pregnant in just a few times, which is something that Shan Feixiang has not done for so long, and he also laughed at Shan Feixiang for paying for Yao Siqi to have a baby, and there is no lack of contempt for Xiangzi in his words, am I right, Yao Siqi?"
"You don't have to answer, I've already called the police, and everything I just said is evidence, including Chen Wei's signature. When the police come, you will be arrested for extortion. ”
Where can the little girl who has not experienced anything withstand this kind of soul torture, she immediately stood on the spot when she heard the words, and then as if she had reacted to something, she collapsed on the ground and cried: "Please don't let the police arrest us, it's really not Xiangzi who made me pregnant, my parents just want to come over and ask for money, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, forgive us!"
When Yao's father and mother heard this, they were about to slap Yao Siqi immediately, but Xiangzi immediately reached out to stop him, after all, this was also the person he loved the most, how could he watch her being beaten in front of him.
"A gentleman loves money and takes it in the right way, this time I will not hold you responsible", said Shan Zhe and handed over the two thousand yuan he picked up from the ground to Yao Siqi: "On the day of great joy, everyone is happy." ”