A group of teachers from Bailifang Primary School collectively had breakfast in the cafeteria before setting off in the morning, and then for reasons of their own physique, Wang Qiang first came to the pier, and after the first shot, he also took Lin Miao away, and then just took the boat to the island, and it was the turn of Principal Jin and the head teachers of several classes to start having a seizure after a few steps. But Jiangxin Island is a civilized and polite place after all, and the old Jin group of people, who are teachers, naturally can't take off their pants openly in front of thousands of children, so after a period of desperate and desperate insecurity, Principal Jin and a group of people finally got their lives in the public toilet of Jiangxin Temple.

In this public health accident, only Xia Xiaolin and Miao Xiaoqiu survived a group of teachers at Bailifang Primary School.

Xia Xiaolin was too lazy to eat breakfast, so she escaped.

Miao Xiaoqiu didn't like to participate in hiking activities at all, so she was resting at home today and didn't come at all.

Outside the temple, more than 2,000 children from Bailifang Primary School are sitting on the ground, spreading cloth and newspapers, taking out food and drink, blocking the entire main road of the island along the river, leaving only a small path for children from other schools to pass through.

Xiaoxiao sat in the crowd, watching a group of children around her play, but her eyes surrendered to the gate of Jiangxin Temple from time to time.

Although she didn't understand why all the teachers in the school just now rushed into the temple collectively as if they had lost their minds, she seemed to see Teacher Xia, who taught music, in her arms, holding Miao Miao?

"Li Xiao, what are you looking at?" Xiaoxiao's little tablemate couldn't help but ask strangely when she saw that she had been staring at the temple gate.

"Look at the temple......" Xiaoxiao replied softly, and corrected, "Don't call me Li Xiao in the future, I'm called Lin Xiao now......"

"Isn't your name Lin Lixiao? Why don't you want that word in the middle?"

Xiaoxiao thought about it, and said in a somewhat serious and regretful tone: "Hmm...... I don't want ...... anymore."

As she was talking, someone suddenly picked her up behind her.

"Xiaoxiao!" Jiang Yang looked happy.

When Xiaoxiao saw Jiang Yang, she immediately smiled: "Uncle!"

Jiang Yang sighed: "Grandma is a bear, the teachers of your school took Ah Miao away, Lao Tzu has been here for a long time and has not found half of the teachers in your school, where have the teachers of your school gone?"

Xiaoxiao has been in front of Jiangxin Temple: "In the temple, Miao Miao went in with the teacher. ”

Jiang Yang frowned slightly: "What are you doing? Throw so many children into the incense by yourself, you are not afraid ......of accidents?

As he spoke, he hugged Xiaoxiao and walked straight in the direction of Jiangxin Temple, leaving children all over the ground whispering.

"The little princess's uncle is so ugly......"

"Is my uncle my mother's brother or my mother's younger brother?"

"Xiaoxiao's mother is very beautiful. ”

"No, that's her aunt! I've heard ......."

"Then why is her aunt her father's wife?"

"Hmm...... Because the little princess and her father are celebrities, they can have two wives!"

"Oh......" The round of self-justification ends here.

The second-grade kid all over the ground made up the truth for himself, and made a voice of sudden realization.

……

In the bar that suddenly became noisy, the bartender irritably put a full glass of fresh milk on the bar, and opened the mouth to say that I opened this mountain and planted this tree, and there was no room for bargaining: "One hundred and two!"

When Xia Xiaolin, who was holding Lin Miao and was sweating profusely, heard this, she was immediately furious and shouted: "You are robbing? Such half a cup of milk, you can drink it in two sips, you want one hundred and two?"

The bartender smiled, looked at Xia Xiaolin's six-point good looks, and said calmly: "Miss, haven't you been to the bar? I warned you just now, so don't do it. This kid has to drink it, and now it's all poured out, you can't let me take it back, right?"

Xia Xiaolin was so angry that she was panting.

The few guests in the bar in broad daylight were also attracted by Xia Xiaolin's shouting.

Lin Miao obviously felt Xia Xiaolin's undulating chest, and hurriedly comforted her: "Teacher, it's okay, I'll pay for the money." My family is so rich, 12 glasses of milk is a fart, and I can afford to buy 10 cups. My dad taught me from a young age that I should be upright and pay for things. You can't rely on the fact that he is a member of the CPPCC and friends with the directors of the Municipal Bureau of Industry and Commerce and the Price Bureau, so he bullies men and women everywhere and bullies the market. At most, I went back today and told my dad that I bought a glass of milk for 120 yuan, and it was regarded as a donation to the Hope Project, and my dad would definitely not go to tell my uncles who were directors of the bureau, and my uncles would certainly not bring people to close the store.

One hundred and two is one hundred and two! I'll give it!"

Lin Miao took off her schoolbag as she spoke.

The bartender, who had already heard the bewilderment, looked at Xia Xiaolin in astonishment.

Xia Xiaolin smiled: "His father is Lin Guorong, have you heard of it?"

The bartender's face turned green, and he hurriedly said, "Sixty!

Lin Miao opened the zipper of her schoolbag, rummaged through it, and said without raising her head: "I know that the fire protection is unqualified at a glance in your place, there is only one safe passage, there is no window, and the light is still so poor, and half of the house will be demolished after rectification." ”

"Thirty, thirty, thirty!" the bartender hurriedly shouted.

Lin Miao flipped through it for a long time, and finally took out a five-yuan gross ticket and threw it on the table: "Five yuan, if you want to love it, I should donate it to the Hope Project." ”

The bartender and Lin Miao looked at each other for two seconds, gritted their teeth, and put away the money: "Count me as your father!"

After saying that, he turned around and ran, pretending to be very busy and entering the operation room behind the bar.

Lin Miao picked up the milk and sighed: "Alas, there are so many sluts in the world......

Song Jiaqian, who was sitting on the side and witnessed Lin Miao's bullying the whole process, had already fallen into a stupor.

When the black prince found Xia Xiaolin, his eyes suddenly lit up again, and he bypassed Song Jiaqian and stepped forward to greet him: "Ni howl, charming young lady." ”

Xia Xiaolin looked at the black prince, so disgusted that she didn't even care about basic etiquette, and hurriedly hugged Lin Miao and took two steps back to the side.

But the black man didn't realize it, but followed and said, "Miss, don't be afraid, I am the prince of the tribe of the Congo Ahwoo tribe, and I am the chief of the tribe......

Song Jiaqian came back to her senses and hurriedly testified: "Don't be afraid, he didn't lie!

When Lin Miao heard this, he immediately asked back: "How do you know that he is not lying?"

Song Jiaqian was stunned: "He ......"

"Did he tell you?" Lin Miao scrambled to speak, "Then I'll tell you now that I'm actually a Super Saiyan born on Namek, do you believe it or not?

Song Jiaqian was speechless and embarrassed.

Lin Miao looked at the old black again, and said very firmly: "Teacher Song, you are lucky to meet me today, this Nigel is a dead liar who cheats money and sex." ”