No matter how strong Xu Fengfan's willpower is, after all, he is still just a child who has not graduated from elementary school.

After sitting next to Lin Miao and being injured by the high-intensity spiritual radiation for more than ten minutes, he finally couldn't help but pick up the remote control and directly changed the channel before Lin Miao appeared on the TV screen.

Lin Miao turned her head to look at Xu Fengfan, and said in a bitter tone: "Child, you have to get used to looking up to people who are better than you with envy." With your IQ, after graduating from college in the future, you are destined to face the oppression of the industry's top figures as soon as you enter the workplace. Come, change the channel back, and see the handsome and dashing figure of the widow on TV......"

Xu Fengfan grinded his teeth: "Get out of ......"

Lin Miao said: "Don't be so emotional, you won't die if you watch the news." ”

Xu Fengfan didn't know Lin Miao, kept pressing the remote control, and finally stopped when he turned to a channel that was broadcasting cartoons. Lin Miao fixed his eyes and saw that the TV was playing "Raccoon Potter", a cartoon that he watched more than ten times when he was a child and couldn't remember what the hell the main plot of this film was, and suddenly quieted down again.

I miss it......

Remembering that I was like a mentally handicapped doll when I was a child, no matter whether the quality of a cartoon is "drama in the film" or "toxic in the film", I can watch it with relish. It's like later, after my taste improved, I only like to watch "Campus Apocalypse", an excellent foreign language film with positive energy that records campus friendship.

"You don't realize that the characters of this cartoon are very weird. The memory fragments in Lin Miao's mind were gradually awakened, and after staring at "Raccoon Potter" for two or three minutes, he couldn't help but force Xu Fengfan blindly, "Obviously all of them are animals, why are these raccoons, pigs, and this pair of villains father and son who don't know what kind of species they are, they can walk upright and talk to people, but those two shepherd dogs can only be dogs? Why are dogs always dogs, but people can not be people?"

Xu Fengfan was silent, feeling unreasonable.

Lin Miao was quiet for more than ten seconds, and then changed his angle: "Fengfan, do you know the mule?"

Xu Fengfan turned his head to look at Lin Miao and asked vigilantly, "What are you doing for this?"

Lin Miao tilted her head and said innocently: "Don't you know?"

"Of course I know!" Xu Fengfan immediately couldn't bear it, and said loudly, "Mules are born of horses and donkeys, and they are artificially selected animals, so there is reproductive isolation, and there will be no offspring!"

"Yo, that's good!" Lin Miao's eyes lit up, "You even know how to be so professional as reproductive isolation?"

Xu Fengfan looked smug: "It's a little meaning." ”

Then Lin Miao suddenly pointed to the TV and asked, "What species do you think Cedric and Sophia can give birth to?"

Xu Fengfan was stunned by Lin Miao, and couldn't help but fall into a long silence.

Lin Miao continued: "When we fall in love, we must also talk about the Basic Law, why can reproductively isolated species fall in love with each other? What is the difference between this kind of cross-species hybridization and human-animal love? Do you say that the director of this cartoon is a bit psychologically perverted? Imperialism is insidious, relying on this low-level culture to corrupt the souls of you, the flowers of the motherland, so that when you grow up, you will either engage in foundation or sell corruption, indirectly kill the quality of our country's population, and create a crisis of population aging. ”

Xu Fengfan silently picked up the remote control and turned off the TV.

"I shouldn't have come......" Xu Fengfan held his forehead with both hands, "Xiaoxiao is not here, you are crazy......"

"You have to be calm, if even a 7-year-old child can't say whatever he wants, how dark should this world be......" Lin Miao picked up a small cucumber on the fruit plate on the coffee table, clicked and took a bite, and then was the bitterest end of the cucumber's head, so bitter that even his little face was wrinkled, but he did not advance but retreated, chewed the bitter cucumber in his mouth like a masochistic manner, swallowed it into his stomach, and slowly said, "Cucumber, in a few years, the cucumber will not be pure......"

"Why?" asked Xu Fengfan curiously.

"The secret of heaven must not be revealed, I can't teach you badly like that imperialist perverted director......" Lin Miao took another bite, her little mouth clicked and chewed juice, "There are some things, you will understand when you grow up." Time is the best answer, what is soft banana, black fungus, alas, don't say it, don't say it, it's me saying too much, you shouldn't suffer from my thoughts at your age......"

Xu Fengfan was unconvinced: "Get out, I'm a lot bigger than you!"

"Don't roll. Lin Miao said, "You have a big egg and a small deal about me?"

Xu Fengfan didn't understand for a while, and he was stupid for a long time before he gradually figured out the taste, and said with a complicated expression: ", can you still understand this ?......?"

Just as he was stunned, the door of the house suddenly opened.

Jiang Ping took Li Xiao and walked in from outside the house.

Lin Miao looked up at the time, and before he knew it, it was actually more than 7:40.

Li Xiao changed into slippers, jumped up and ran to Lin Miao, and said to Lin Miao mysteriously: "Miao Miao, my aunt and I didn't walk by the lakeside today, do you know why?"

Lin Miao was slightly stunned.

Xu Fengfan immediately replied: "Are you afraid of meeting vampires?"

"Uh-huh!" Li Xiao nodded seriously.

Lin Miao looked confused: "???"

Jiang Ping stepped forward and said, "Don't talk nonsense, there are no vampires, Hubin Road is full of people at night now, and some ghosts are also scared away." ”

Lin Miao hadn't gone out for several days, and she didn't know what subculture was popular outside recently.

But I heard Xu Fengfan say to Jiang Ping with great interest: "Auntie, all the vampires in our school have been talking about vampires for the past few days, saying that there are two vampires hiding in a hole on Hubin Road, there were originally three of them, one was killed by the People's Liberation Army last month, and the other two were injured." ”

"It's all nonsense. Jiang Ping said, "When I came back with Xiaoxiao just now, the entire Hubin Road was blocked, and the bicycles couldn't ride through, all of them were watching the excitement, the buses were stopped on the road, and the traffic police couldn't drive people away." ”

Lin Miao listened to Xu Fengfan and Jiang Ping talking, and finally remembered that sometime before 2000, there seemed to be several rumors of zombies and vampires in Dongou City, which made the whole society panic.

However, Lin Miao was not affected during that time.

In their previous lives, Lao Lin and Jiang Ping were too lazy to pick up Lin Miao to and from school - of course, not only Lin Miao's family, in fact, more than ninety percent of primary school students walked home by themselves after school - so Lin Miao has not had the concept of picking up and dropping off since the second week of school in the first grade of primary school. As for vampires or anything - because there are no VCRs and VCD players at home, I haven't watched vampires and zombie movies from Hong Kong and Taiwan, and there is no intuitive picture stimulation in my head, so naturally I am basically unaffected.

Most of the people who are really scared enough are the kind of children whose families get rich early.

These little children can make up their brains, and even if it is a smooth road, they can get out of the feeling of the end of the world......

"But your dad also said, you still have to be careful, vampires are not afraid, they are afraid that someone will fish in troubled waters and take advantage of social chaos to do bad things. Jiang Ping changed her words again, looked at Xu Fengfan and said, "Fengfan, I see that you should not go to school alone in the past few days, let Ah Miao and his father drive you to school in the morning, and send Xiaoxiao anyway, and come back together after school in the afternoon." In less than a month, we will have a summer vacation, and we will go to Hangzhou to compete together during the holiday, so we will go on a trip together by the way. ”

Xu Fengfan was stunned when he heard this, and said, "The results of the essay competition haven't come out yet, right?"

"It's out. Lin Miao said, "You are ninth in the city, just the first prize." ”

Xu Fengfan was surprised: "How do you know?"

Lin Miao said: "My dad told me. ”

Xu Fengfan's face changed again: "Why didn't you tell me just now?"

Lin Miao said naturally: "I forgot." ”

Xu Fengfan couldn't help shouting: "Can you forget this kind of thing?!"

Lin Miao spread her hands: "My brain capacity is so precious, isn't it wise to passively forget about such trivial things?"

"Axi, let's ......" Xu Fengfan recited the messy mantra he learned from Lin Miao, shouted goodbye to Jiang Ping, hurriedly put on his shoes, and ran back to report the good news to his parents.

Lin Miao shook her head when she saw it.

Jiang Ping suddenly shouted in the room: "Ah Miao, don't go to Hubin Road tomorrow." ”

Lin Miao's eyes lit up: "Hmm!" 8)