|.| With Meijia's introduction, a group of big men sighed at the lake, making a vassal and elegant talent, in fact, they didn't understand anything, they couldn't say why for a long time, Wu Lexuan listened to their sour nonsense and complained impatiently: "Don't be sour, isn't it that there is an underground dark river at the bottom of the lake, sometimes the dark river partition is washed away by the water, the lake is empty with the dark river, and when the dark river is blocked by sand and gravel again, the lake can't flow out, and naturally it is full again."

When everyone heard this, they shouted: "Gao Ming, I didn't expect Le Xuan to be an expert with rich geographical knowledge."

Wu Lexuan was unimpressed by everyone's praise, jumped up and urged loudly: "Liang Yong, quickly set up a tent, I'm hungry and tired, I want to eat and sleep."

Everyone set up tents on the grass by the lake. Everyone set up tents in a circle with each other, of course, there were exceptions. Song Youcai set up his girlfriend's tent on the edge of the woods a few hundred meters away from them. God knows what he thought.

Wu Lexuan watched Liang erect a giraffe tent and an alpaca tent. The pointed head was extremely heavy when he looked at it.

"Hey, you don't know, giraffes' big heads can scare predators at night, and it's good for safety." Liang Yong said with quite reason.

was knocked on the head by Wu Lexuan and scolded: "Stupid, then you also have to choose a tiger or a lion tent."

"Ouch...... I said you knock me on the head like this every day, don't be stupid and be beaten stupid by you." Liang with a look of grievance.

Over there, Meijia had already spread a large plastic sheet on the lawn in the center of the tent, beckoning everyone to start eating, and everyone threw the food in their backpacks in the center.

"How can camping be without alcohol." Ye Tian laughed and twisted two bottles of red wine in his hand, as well as two bottles of Moutai.

Lao Wu suddenly drooled with greed, grabbed two bottles of Moutai and said, "That's all."

"I still have two boxes in my tent. Ye Tian said proudly, I don't know how he carried such a heavy wine.

"I don't drink, I want drinks, I want mineral water." Wu Lexuan pursed her mouth.

"Hey, hey, there's that too." Liang said proudly, his hand behind him, and took out a lot of drinks and mineral water like a trick.

After walking all morning, everyone was hungry, while eating food, fistfighting, drinking, playing all kinds of games, until an hour later, everyone lay down on the grass with their stomachs in their arms and hummed comfortably.

"Let's play with us, let's play with it." Wu Lexuan was full of energy and pulled Liang Yong, not only her, but several girls were all in good spirits, full of energy, and there was no sense of fatigue.

This woman looks delicate, she has difficulty climbing the mountain, she has no strength on the left and right, but after tossing all day, the men are tired and lie down, but they are still like that, but the more the night is getting more and more energetic.

"Okay, Xuanxuan, you let me lie down for a while, I don't have any strength at this time." Beam with a pitiful request.

"No, I just want you to get up and play with me, go swimming in the lake, catch fish......" Wu Lexuan was unwilling to give up.

"Swimming......" Liang Yong was shocked when he heard this, but then he still shook his head and sighed.

"Okay. I'll tell you a joke." Liang said with no way to hold up her entanglement.

"Hmph, if the joke isn't funny, I'm not done with you." Wu Lexuan threatened brutally.

"Hey, hey, it must be funny." Liang patted his chest and began to talk:

A student climbs over a wall and enters the school and is caught by the principal.

Principal: Why don't you go through the school gate?

The student points to his clothes: Metersbonwe.

Headmaster: How did you climb over such a high wall?

Student patted his pants: Li Ning.Anything is possible.

Principal: How does it feel to climb over the wall?

Students point to their shoes: Xtep flies.

The next day, students come in through the main entrance.

Principal: Why didn't you go over the wall today?

The student pointed to the shoes: ANTA.

Principal: Why don't you wear a school uniform?

The student lifted his pants: Semir wears whatever she wants.

Principal: Aren't you afraid that I won't let you into the school?

The student patted the clothes on his body: noble bird, no one can stop him.

The principal was furious: I'm going to make a big mistake for you.

Student Dissatisfaction: Why.

The principal sneered: Dynamic Zone, I am in charge of my territory.

"Hahaha, interesting, I laughed for days when I saw it on the Internet." After speaking, Liang laughed loudly, and the fifth child also listened to the eyebrows and danced.

A group of girls are staring at each other like idiots.

"Why, you don't like to hear it, isn't it funny?" Liang asked weakly when he sensed that something was wrong.

"Cut, it doesn't mean anything, I've seen it for years." Wu Lexuan said disdainfully.

Liang Yong Waterfall Khan was very unconvinced and said: "I'll tell you another one to make sure you will laugh.

Wu Lexuan showed a look of concern. She remembered that Jin Qiaoqiao was a reporter, and Meijia in front of her was also a reporter.

Beams are used to be said.

Police: What the hell, wandering the streets so late.

Miss: Prostitute.

The policeman was in awe.

Police: Which newspaper's.

Miss: Late hug.

Police: Which Evening News.

Miss: Evening hug with the man.

Police: Henan Evening News is good.

Miss: This is something that can only be done at night.

Police: It's really hard to rush the manuscript at night, and you have to pay more attention to your body.

Miss: Thank you for your understanding.

Policeman: Okay.

……

Liang Yong finished speaking for half a day, but everyone still didn't move, and this time even Lao Wu stared at him with a confused face, and asked incomprehensibly: "Liang Zi, your reporter has a very ordinary conversation with the police, and I don't hear anything funny."

Liang Yong was accustomed to his low IQ and was too lazy to take care of it, looked at Wu Lexuan and said, "How is it, is it fun?"

"Cut." This time, not only Wu Lexuan burst into foul language, but several girls burst into foul language together. It seems that people learn so quickly, just like the reporter and prostitute in the story.

Well, I can't convince you, I'm going to play the most dangerous game with you... Homicide.

151 Kanshu.com .