Chapter 4 Who gave you the courage to pretend to be forced in front of me Lin Fan

At this time, Lin Fan heard someone coming.

"Huh?"

Wasn't it just a little stunned for a while, how do you think about it and feel like there's something different about yourself, you can't say it, it's different, if you have to say how different, you can be a god's father.

Could it be that I, Lin Fan, am a genius, and I haven't cultivated, so I just looked at that book and went to heaven at a glance, could I be?

It's weird, it's really terrifying!

Is someone coming?,How do you feel a little like you've seen a picture.,It can't be really?,I'm really in the routine.。

Lin Fan felt a little incredible.

"It's a little strange how this punch works, I can't say what I feel, it's just a little weird. Lin Fan's words were a bit loud, and he might be heard by the little girl.

"Who, who's where, come out. "The little girl seems to have heard someone say about her.

Sure enough, it was really said, and it was really heard, can't you be quieter?

"Where are you sneaking around, are you the one who has a crush on me again, I tell you, stop doing meaningless things, it will only make me hate you men even more, I am a woman you will never get, just die of this heart. ”

If the little girl's words were heard by a man, he would not hesitate to slap her directly.

Except, of course, licking dogs.

Lin Fan was a little confused, what is this, when did he chase her, isn't it the first time I've seen her.

And you're not your own thing, and you don't like women.

When the old man saw Lin Fan, he also thought that he was his granddaughter's suitor, and now the young people are really good at learning badly, and they will follow him.

looked at his granddaughter's brutal actions and ignored them, and continued to think about the deeds of his precious grandson Wang Badan.

"Little girl, you misunderstood, just now you were asleep, and you saw you practicing, so you admired it on the spot. Lin Fan blurted out that she was a little girl.

"Hmph, hillbilly hasn't seen others practice martial arts, how about it, it's really a blessing for you to get eight lifetimes and see the most unforgettable picture in this life. ”

Seeing that Lin Fan was dressed ordinary, even a little broken, it was a little ugly to be said by the little girl.

At this time, if Lin Fan really gave an evaluation, he would say that he couldn't bear to gamble, but he was a cultural person, with connotation cultivation, he had just cultivated immortals, and he had the ability that ordinary people rarely had, so he gave a pertinent evaluation: General, continue to work hard.

"What?"

The little girl is unhappy, she is really unhappy, from childhood to adulthood, she has been praised by her family for how good she is, but today she suffers in a hillbilly who has never seen the world, saying that she is average, she is simply unbearable for her uncle.

I saw the little girl bending over, stomping her feet, covering her chest with one hand and scratching her head with the other, coming towards Lin Fan, ready to teach Lin Fan a lesson and let him know how powerful this girl is.

The old man has been paying attention, and he knows that he wants to teach the worldly people a lesson.

When she saw her granddaughter rushing towards Lin Fan, she didn't make any moves and said, "Little girl, just teach you a lesson, don't hurt the lives of others." ”

Look at the fact that even Wang Ba here calls his granddaughter a little girl, how economical is this, will you die if you name the author?

Lin Fan is a kind person, usually ants don't step on it, it's not that he doesn't dare, he doesn't want to, sometimes he is ruthless, he is afraid of himself.

When he saw the little girl attacking him, Lin Fan endured it, but when he saw the little girl's action and posture, he really couldn't help it, how could he look like a turtle and a monkey, and he almost bloomed.

He's trained to never laugh at anything that happens, unless he can't help it.

I really couldn't help it, I saw Lin Fan's eyes move, no, no, no more, just raise his eyes and move, and he couldn't help but laugh or anything like that.

But the little girl is gone, ahh

There is really no water here, I was really stunned and shouted, how is it possible, Lin Fan, how did you do it?

On the other side, the old man, who had been waiting to teach the ignorant young man a lesson, suddenly got up from his wheelchair.

The expression on his face is slowly stirring, as if it is a text, if there are people who eat melons here, they must know it, impossible, yes, it is impossible to three words.

At this time, the old man's legs were trembling, his head was sweating, and the corners of his mouth were twitching, as if to say that it was impossible, how could this be.

Anyway, you're enough, didn't you make a wheelchair before, why are you standing up now, you were lying to us before?

We were almost deceived, and sure enough, your uncle is still an uncle, and the old man is really scheming now.

"Huahua... Energetic ......."

"Wu hard?"

"The Grandmaster"

Oh my God, what kind of monster is this, what kind of existence am I messing with?

However, Lin Fan's side, if Kill Potian was here, his expression would definitely be more exaggerated than Wang Ba.

"You immortal banban, the old man has cultivated for 10 trillion years to achieve this realm, but you have reached this realm after sleeping for a while while on a horse, what kind of medicine did you take, Sister Wei?"

Looking at the little girl who flew out, Lin Fan had already left his hand.

"Who gave you the courage to pretend to be forced in front of me Lin Fan, Zhang Xinzhi?"

Lin Fan's sudden words woke up the surprised old man Wang Ba.

I saw Wang Ba running towards Lin Fan quickly, fell down twice during the period, and hurriedly said: My lord, I'm sorry, the little old man is not strictly guarded, so the little girl disturbed the adult, please forgive me, please forgive me. ”

Lin Fan didn't speak, he didn't have an expression, but in the eyes of the old man, he was really frightened, for fear that the person in front of him would slap his palm, and the old man would even ignore the little girl, just so that Lin Fan could forgive them.

This person flew ten meters away without moving his hand, and he couldn't do it in this martial arts realm.

In fact, it wasn't that Lin Fan didn't react, but that he was thinking about things, was it so powerful?

Lin Fan looked at Wang Badao: Did you go over and see if she died.

Hearing Lin Fan's words, the old man finally put down his hanging heart and hurriedly ran to the bottom of the big tree 10 meters away.

It is false to say that the old man is not distressed, but this is just this granddaughter.

"My lord, the little girl is not dead, there is still a breath of air. ”

The old man was also relieved, I'm really afraid that I will die like this, it would be a pity, or in the mood for love, although it is usually a little rude, but it will not hang up like this, or hang it in confusion, this is too embarrassing.

"It's good that you're not dead, seeing that you're also a person who is about to die, so I'll leave you and take her (Λ‰Ξ΅Λ‰δΉ€) out. ”

"Huh??The dying man??" the old man was a little confused.

"It's that if you have a bad heart and don't have a superior medical treatment, you will definitely die, haven't you read the novel?

I don't understand this routine, and you are a member of the routine, hurry up and get out, otherwise you won't have a chance. ”

"Yes, yes, let's go. ”

The old man doesn't care about anything, now save his life.

Lin Fan's mind flashed at this time: "Wait a minute, you haven't given the money yet, villa and car, have you forgotten, didn't you still want to win me Lin Fan when you apologized?"

The old man didn't know what and what at all, so in order to save his life, he took a few sets of keys from the little girl's pocket and threw them away.

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Chapter 6 was accidentally deleted by myself.,I'll make it up here.

"Chapter 6: Can You Sing Chickens, Are You Too Beautiful?"

Rent inside the house

Lin Fan was packing up his things and was ready to check out, after all, he had just picked up a villa worth hundreds of millions of dollars for nothing.

How can you say that you have to live a rich life, how can you slap your face and pretend to be a criminal without a villa and a car?

"Dingding, Dingding, Dingding!"

Lin Fan's mobile phone vibrated at this time.

Don't ask why you are staring at the ding, because Lin Fan's bell is the dingding.

There is no singing and no mainstream ringtone, so I stare at the horse.

Look at what era this person lives in, and with such an ancient and strange ringtone, can't you keep up with the mainstream?

Seeing the supporting role 1 displayed on the screen, Lin Fan had a little doubt, when did he have a friend of supporting role 1, and he rarely talked on the phone, so it didn't affect him at all?

[Please, don't ask why you don't have a name, it's called Supporting Character 1, is this really bad? ]

The author is also helpless here.,It's really helpless to name it.,And the people themselves are supporting roles.,It's the first to come out.,Call it supporting role 1 first.,Then give him a name.。 】

"Hey, who?"

"Brother Fan, it's my supporting role 1, how about it, is it an accident, it's been almost half a year, do you remember me?"

"I invited you to dinner half a year ago" The voice on the other end of the phone sounded like a fat man without even thinking about it, because other novels are fat people.

"Oh what's the matter, remember that you haven't paid me back half of the money for the last big health care last time?"

I didn't expect that Lin Fan's accounting was more unpleasant than before, and the supporting role 1 was also a little helpless, who made Brother Fan an unusual person.

"That's right, today..."

But before the voice on the other side of the phone could finish, Lin Fan interrupted

"Is it at the KTV party tonight?"

Obviously, he didn't expect Lin Fan to also know about tonight's party, and it seems that someone has already informed him in advance.

"Yes, Brother Fan, tonight at 8 o'clock in the city center of the pride club, remember to dress handsome, Bichi is also oh hehehe. ”

Hung up the phone, Lin Fan knew that in the future, he would either slap his face and pretend to be a criminal, or he would be on the way to pretend to be a criminal, you see that he came just now, if he guessed correctly, Lin Fan may still drive Wang Ba's 10 million luxury car over.

There is also the supporting role 1 said that Bichi is tonight's slap in the face when I hear it, how can anyone name it like this, isn't this looking for a fight?

Parking lot of the Howard Clubhouse

There was a roar of the engine, and by the way, there was a drift, Lin Fan got out of the car and looked at the car.

[My god is really driving Wang Ba's car, Lin Fan, how do you know?]

"This cow Sarati is very good, the space is big enough, it's very comfortable, you can sleep, and you can watch TV, it's like home. ”

Lin Fan gave a good review for the first time after driving this car.

If there are people who eat melons here, they will definitely scold Lin Fan for being a fool, straight man: Such a good cow Sharatti, you use it to sleep and watch TV, don't pretend to be a pickle girl, my God, what kind of character is this, it's really terrifying!!

The entrance of the Pride Clubhouse

Four large neon characters hung high in front of the door.

The word clubhouse is a feeling that something indescribable is likely to happen in it.

Coupled with your pride, isn't it heaven, is it so high-profile, isn't the Celestial Empire cracking down recently?

Are you really okay too?

There are 4 women and three men standing below, the women will not be described, just show off the branches, beautiful can be, the male is one, that kind of ..... Oh yes, the feeling of being rich and handsome, except for the other mediocre, if you guess correctly, this should be the supporting role 1 on the phone with Lin Fan.

But it's not right, isn't it fat, wasn't he sure he was a fat man just now, was it wrong, it's really weird.

"Why haven't you come yet, supporting actor 1, have you notified, or is he afraid to come?"

One of the girls said that she felt that she was either late or afraid to come, after all, Lin Fan would be the next target of humiliation, and the routines were all arranged, so she would be bad.

"Don't worry, Brother Fan will definitely come. ”

Supporting actor 1 is also praying in his heart, Brother Fan must come, otherwise he won't be able to hit his face.

"It's coming. ”

I don't know who said it, but I saw Lin Fan coming down from the light to the door, stopping in place, rubbing the soles of his shoes, and it wasn't that there was a problem, because he had just stepped on a lump of sticky, if he guessed correctly, this lump of sticky matter was composed of Yoneda Gong.

But Lin Fan's movement performance is to give people the feeling that he saw his figure in the moonlight, standing on the smooth ground, rubbing and rubbing with the steps of the devil.

This plot seems to be quite familiar with a song.

"Why Lin Fan, you walked here, haven't you bought a car yet?"

"What have you done all these years, have you bought a house, I heard that you are moving bricks, hahaha!!"

If you don't guess wrong, this voice should be said by Bichi.

"Okay, don't talk about it, it's good that everyone is here, let's all go in. Supporting actor 1 breathed a sigh of relief when he saw Lin Fan.

"Are you Lin Fan?" one of the supporting actresses looked Lin Fan up and down with a look of disgust.

Her own clothes and shoes add up to more than 200,000, the bag is a classic of SB, the dress Chanel pink girl's suit, and the strap-on Roman shoes are Italian Milan's mauroleone, which is not available in China, and her father bought it abroad.

And Lin Fan wears all the big road goods, which can be bought everywhere on the street, and you can get together for a few hundred yuan.

The two stood together, contrasting.

"Boy, you also want to pursue our Bichi?

Do you know how many suitors Ran Ran has? The children of the deputy mayor's family and the top student of the city's high school entrance examination who escorted Huaqing are all fans of our family's Bichi. Do you want money or not, you want to look good or not, you have to be able to endure it or not, who gave you the courage, Du Haitao?"

The supporting actress said with disdain. move

"Okay, don't talk about it, it's good that everyone is here, let's all go in. ”

"Do you want me to say it again, you go up and down, I have said the same thing twice. Supporting Character 1 said helplessly.

Inside a private room

"Love is deep and rainy, your tavern closed me, it was my nose that sinned. ”

"When I think of you, I will oh oh me, chicken, you are too beautiful"

Lin Fan, who was sitting in the splendid box, had no interest in singing.

He shrank in the corner, poured a cup of Erguotou, and waited leisurely for when to start slapping his face.

"Why are you interested in singing a chicken, I'm too beautiful?"

At this time, Bichi walked over, and his voice was also transmitted through the microphone in his hand.

When everyone in the private room heard it, they couldn't help but laugh.

The song "Chicken I'm Too Beautiful" is the greatest song of the 21st century, there is no one, the person behind this won the highest honor award of the Grammy for this song, catchy and passionate, no exaggerated arrangement and no lyrics that criticize social humanity, but it can touch the deepest hearts of the public.

The reason is that this song must be paired with dancing and rap, and basketball can perfectly interpret this song, that is, it needs a singer who can sing, dance, rap, basketball, music, and quadathlon to perform.

Everyone knows what kind of person Lin Fan is, a person who can only read novels and move bricks, everyone has been in contact with everyone in high school, and they can count how much hair Lin Fan has, so everyone's first reaction here is to laugh.

Everyone was waiting for Lin Fan to make a fool of himself.