The world is out of my generation, and as soon as I enter the rivers and lakes, the emperor is talking and laughing, and he is drunk in the world.

The mountains and rivers are still the same, and the small cities in the north are still no different in this parallel space.

After the snow falls, the streets of the city glow with damp and crystalline rain in the sun.

If it weren't for the cold blowing from the north wind, this feeling would almost make me feel that I am in the rainy season in the south.

There have been many times, when I opened my eyes in the early morning, I would blur the area, and I had to think for a while to understand where I was, maybe this is a man who has traveled most of China, a prodigal son, and can't get rid of the sense of uncertainty.

"Your hometown is still so dilapidated, it's no different from when I came ten years ago. Walking on the street, Xiao Wu said to me with emotion.

"yes, but I don't feel anything myself. I shook my head and sighed, but the sigh was slightly different: "I have left my hometown since I was 18 years old to travel, wandered around, been to too many cities, met too many people, and often people talk to me about my hometown, the so-called homesickness...... But I don't feel that way at all, for me, it seems that anywhere in this world can be my hometown. ”

"This place does look no different from the world of the main space. You say, did I really cross over?"

Xiao Wu patted me the shoulder and said with a smile: "Look! Isn't this different? In the world of the main space, you can't see me shopping with you, and I can't touch you." ”

I was stunned, then smiled: "That's true." But then, doesn't that mean that those demons and monsters can attack me......? Interesting and dangerous world. ”

"Yes, it is only in this world that we can find the true reincarnation of Hades. But after all, it is a dimensional space, and everything here is closely related to the main space, and there is almost no difference. ”

"Oh?" After hearing this, I thought of some troubles and asked, "In other words, the relationships between the characters in the main space still exist in this world, including those situations and ...... Trouble?"

"Yes, all of them are there, one is not less. Xiao Wu confirmed.

I sighed a long sigh and looked at the sky helplessly: "I thought I could live an easier life here, but I didn't expect that I would still be bothered by those things, I really ...... The egg hurts. ”

"Haha! What about the three thousand enemies? Are you afraid?" Xiao Wuyi looked at me pointedly.

I laughed after listening to it: "Yes, your temper didn't offend people back then, I feel that in your life, in addition to drinking and fighting and picking up girls, there is only one thing left to offend people." Thanks to you, I'm now surrounded by enemies and embattled. - But you have to say that you are afraid, that which does not exist, is the so-called 'three thousand enemies'!"

Speaking of this, I couldn't help but laugh happily, and this was the only thing I felt happy about in many years, and I said to Xiao Wu: "Do you know? In the first few years, those people slandered me on the one hand, saying that you were a woman, and my courtship attempt was really ridiculous, and that you were a man, but in the past, the flirtatious girl became a duck......

"it! Their whole family is a duck! Wait for my brother to fix the Hades Decree, I have to let these people be prostitutes for generations, future descendants, women will be chickens, men will be ducks, life and death!" Xiao Wuyi was angry when he heard it.

I patted him and said with a smile: "Why are you so angry? As the so-called gentleman is not too late to take revenge for ten years, the villain is not overnight to take revenge." Can I, the temperament of a half-gentleman and half-villain, just let those people go?—— do you remember that you once said that you wanted to 'tell a lie and let the world dance for it'?"

"Yes, but I died early, and I didn't have time to realize it. Xiao Wu sighed a little.

After hearing this, I couldn't help but smile happily: "Don't worry, this wish has come true today! The name of 'Little Five' in this world can already sweep the world! Do you know? For example, in today's current situation, the temple and the thousand doors are playing a big game of chess, with the world as the chess piece, and the sentient beings as the chess pieces, the temple has gambled on the dignity of the monarch, and the thousand doors have gambled on their lives! All this is up to you!"

"From me?! Am I so awesome now?" Xiao Wu listened to it happily, he is a master who is afraid that the world will not be chaotic, and he likes it to be so lively.

I laughed, and my laughter was full of happiness: "Of course! Over the years, in order to protect your father and net worth from being poisoned by others, I have set up many games. Now in this world, I only know that there are more than ten people who claim to be Xiao Wu, and these are all heroes of one side, and most of them are evolved from my layout, right? Hahahaha. ”

"Oh, who are they?"

"That's a lot, I'll just mention a few of the biggest. I pointed to the world and said, "First of all, the lord of the temple, among the five royal families, there are three families who are willing to bear your name!"

"You mean......" Xiao Wu stared at the sky with his eyes and pointed upward, meaning something.

"Of course!

"I'm grass! That's awesome! How did you do that?" Xiao Wu was really surprised.

I laughed: "This is just the beginning of the, and then, the lord of a thousand doors, say that you are an old brother for decades!"

"You mean...... The One Country, Two Systems ...... 100-year-old gambling king?!" Xiao Wu was startled again.

I smiled and nodded, "That's a must! That's not all, you know that my country's non-governmental science and technology leaders have two horses in charge, right?"

"Why? Are they too?"

"Of course...... However, the big horse in Jiangnan has been recognized and subdued by the temple, but it doesn't matter, there is still Brother Xiaoma here. Let me tell you, I also didn't know long ago, this little brother is not just a science and technology leader, he is probably a person among a thousand gates, and it is likely to grow into the future 'master of a thousand gates'!" I gestured to the game on my phone, and it meant something.

"I'll just say it! I charged money as soon as I played his game, and I was so angry that I wanted to go to his company to smash the glass...... It turns out!" Xiao Wu looked suddenly enlightened.

I smiled: "The beginning of this thousand doors, before the appearance of the temple, is the best at using human desires, the ugliness and instincts of the seven deadly sins to satisfy it and make a profit, when it comes to the world's money-making experts, if the thousand doors admit the second, I'm afraid no one dares to call the first." ”

"No wonder you say that the struggle between the temple and the thousand gates today is caused by me...... It sounds like the two Monkey Kings in front of the demon mirror, fighting the 'real and false Monkey King'!"

"The world is a game of chess. I said proudly: "There are also the eight gates of the rivers and lakes in the martial arts, there is also a male lord Uncle Hong who is also willing to call himself five, and several small male lords in Liyuan are the same, and the same is true for the merchant family, at least three of the richest people are willing to call themselves you, and there are more rich second generations, such as the one who is called the king of the Huangpu River, is one of the best." There are also many popular actors, many celebrities and big anchors, Olympic champions are also willing to call you brothers, and there are some little-known relationships with martial arts in the sports world, many of whom are fanatical fans! As for the further down, there are even more people, and the name of Xiao Wu is simply incomplete. Now that the situation has been completed, in this world, who can tell who Xiao Wu is? Let alone trouble your family, haha!"

"Okay, good, this is really a big lie! Brother, you have a beautiful game!" Xiao Wu's eyes widened, and his excitement overflowed, and he shouted: "Tell me a lie, and make the world dance for it!"

"Where is this enough? This can only be regarded as stirring up a storm, but it is only domestic. I won't tell you the truth, there are already two presidents in North America who are willing to accept your name! And the same is true of Japan and South Korea, and there is at least one president in Europe, and two princes are willing to play in your name, and the fanatical fans in the royal families of various countries who are in your name are all strong and talented! Let's put it this way, don't say 3,000 enemies today, but 330,000 enemies! Don't think about getting half a hair from you and me!"

"I'm grass! So, aren't we invincible in the world?!"

"That's not it, in fact, my role has always been just a dick, and I am the most unpromising man in the world. In the current situation in the world, I am purely passing by to play soy sauce and watch the excitement. ”

"Oh?...... Yes, the lower you stand, the less people can kill you!"

"Right. Today's situation, broken bones in minutes, many high-ranking officials and black bosses have died, this situation is a "powder body crusher machine", a careless, no matter who you are, you have to be crushed—— therefore, in the name of five, but not only these, now the military bosses and masters, police, and high-ranking officials, are also full of people in the name of five—— this is really called "the world"!"

"It's true, the world is out of my generation!" Xiao Wu shouted happily to the sky.

"As soon as you enter the rivers and lakes, the years are urging!" I shouted along.

"The emperor is talking and laughing!" Little Five sang again.

"It's better than a drunk in the world!"

"Hahahahaha-"

Xiao Wu and I, like two psychopaths, laughed up to the sky in the suburbs of the small city.

Sell eternal sorrow with you.