Chapter 66: Senluo Temple
"From the year to the present, Lao Tzu has been working extra for three months in a row, three months! Is Lao Tzu tired of screaming? If you let her go, Lao Tzu will stop doing it!"
"Zhong Kui, do you want to rebel!"
"Heh, Lao Tzu has been working hard for thousands of years, I'm fucking tired of it, get out!"
"Nonsense, do you think you can get out of this netherworld?"
The breath of the person on the other side was stagnant. Immediately after that, the door of the Senluo Hall was slammed against the wall, and a man with a leopard head and eyes, a black face and a beard, walked out with anger and a gloomy face.
Black and white impermanence stood at the door, with his head held high and his face expressionless. After the figure disappeared, he approached the little ghost watching next to him and asked for news.
"What's going on?"
"I heard that his wife carried him behind his back and was reincarnated in the human world. ”
"Another one?" Bai Wuchang smiled.
"The old bell is also pitiful. A ghost shook his head.
"The four judges, which one is not pitiful, all of them look fierce, insidious and cunning, but in fact they are all good men with good hearts and upright temperaments, those women are superficial. ”
"Lao Zhong's temper, you deserve it, have you ever seen him coax his daughter-in-law? I heard that for so many years, he has not even given a gift, and he has taken his wife as a nanny. ”
"The old doesn't go, the new doesn't. Bai Wuchang said, "Recently, have you heard any news from above?"
"Upper?" said the ghost.
Bai Wuchang's index finger pointed upward, and the ghost cha immediately understood, "Oh, I heard that the two Dou Victory Buddha and Meritorious Buddha have been demoted to the world one after another, and Si Ming has worked hard..."
"Forget it," Hei Wuchang pushed open the door of the Senluo Hall and said coldly, "What can they know." ”
The Senluo Hall is brightly lit at this moment.
Hundreds of imps all sat around round tables with lights hanging over their heads, working on piles of papers on the tables. Each document that had been approved was thrown into the pillar of light in the middle of the round table, and more than a dozen pillars of light sent the documents to the top of the main hall, in front of the table of the four judges.
Each document records the life of the soul, and if the judgment of ten ghosts is similar to that of the first life, the judge will seal and sign it, and if there are similarities or differences, they will be thrown aside and wait for the year of the monkey to be ignored.
Here, 20,000 souls have to be reincarnated every day, and 10,000 souls are brought to trial. During the Spring Festival, the Ten Palaces Yama gave himself a holiday, and the workload of the judges increased exponentially.
worked overtime for three months in a row, and Zhong Kui, the punishment division, lost his wife, and the faces of the other three judges became even more gloomy.
The ghosts in the hall were all buried in their heads, trembling, and they didn't dare to come out.
Black and white impermanence walked to King Yama's desk, and Bai Impermanence smiled slightly on his miserable white and thin face, "Boss?"
The dark-faced and slightly chubby King Yama had a cigarette in his mouth, his brows were furrowed, and when he heard the voice, his eyes did not leave the documents on the table, and he said absentmindedly: "What's the matter?"
"Recently, has there been any news of the missing population, or heard that whose cat and dog have been lost?"
"What," King Yama raised his eyelids and looked at the black and white impermanence through the curling smoke, "have you found the demon beast?"
"A nine-life spirit cat, through yin and yang, has recently been found to be transformed. ”
"Cannibalism, can't you?" King Yama took a deep breath of his cigarette and spat out a smoke ring.
"Not at the moment. ”
"Where did you find that?"
"Do you still remember the elixir that broke Taishang Laojun, and Gou Rixin who was fallen into the way of beasts?"
"Oh," King Yan threw the Chinese piece in his hand, frowning and looking at the black and white impermanence, "And what about this creation?"
The black and white impermanence's face remained unchanged, and he only listened to Bai impermanence's explanation: "The seven lives written by Si Ming for him are miserable, although he has been humiliated, he is upright, there is no great evil, and his soul has a way to practice, and he has a chance." ”
"Hey, I haven't heard of anyone who lost a pet, I'll take a look. King Yama flicked the ashes of his cigarette, took out a mobile phone from a drawer, and flipped through the recent news of the Three Realms.
The ejected soot floated on top of the pile of papers, and a large mouth suddenly poked out of the papers, opened its mouth to swallow the ash and quickly retracted.
A missing object notice popped up in the mobile phone, and as soon as King Yama clicked on it, a fierce face instantly appeared in mid-air, and the bluffed King of Yama hurriedly retreated.
"Wife-" I saw Zhong Kui holding a handful of white roses in his hand, and screamed in a heart-splitting voice, "Where are you, come back quickly, do you know that the world is sinister, there is no food, no drink, no money to spend, freezing to death in winter and death in summer, how can you stand it as a woman, the king of Hades gave me a month off, I will come back with you, you come back quickly!" After speaking, a handful of snot and tears howled, "I was wrong, wife-"
On the Senluo Palace, all the judges and ghosts looked at Zhong Kui who popped up on the phone, and there was a dawn of excitement and excitement in their eyes.
"Fart!" When King Yama heard this, he immediately became furious, "Who gave him a month off to dream!" Looking at the instantly gloomy faces of his subordinates, he coughed dryly and sat back in his chair, "That, after this month, the voices of me and the leaders of the various halls suddenly rose.
"That..." King Yama was disturbed by Zhong Kui's ghost crying wolf howl, and hesitated, "Lost pet, right?"
"Nine Lives Spirit Cat. Bai Wuchang reminded.
"I asked the king of Dizang to go up and ask, and I got a letter to you. ”
Black and white impermanence glanced at each other, bowed down and was about to leave, when two documents suddenly smashed down on the table, startling the king of Yama, the mobile phone flew out and fell to the ground with a snap.
King Yama suddenly became angry, slapped the table and shouted at the three judges under him: "What are you doing!
Wei Zheng looked at the documents in front of him, didn't raise his head, and said casually: "Two, Yang Shou is over, and the life of the second half of his life is blank." ”
The black and white impermanence were stunned for a moment, and their expressions moved slightly. Bai Wuchang bent down to pick up King Yama's mobile phone, gently put it on the table, a large mouth suddenly poked out, and bit his wrist violently, Bai Wuchang shook his hand desperately, but he couldn't get out for a while.
"Damn," King Yama sat down, opened the two documents and frowned slightly, he slammed the table, and a pair of hands instantly stretched out from the table, pinching the other document and presenting it.
"It's all three, and it's all in one city. Hades whispered.
Hei Wuchang squinted slightly, staring at the document in King Yama's hand.
"Boss, boss save me..." Bai Wuchang held his wrist, his teeth grinning in pain and trembling slightly.
King Yama slammed down the table, and the big mouth loosened, and with a snort, it instantly retracted.
"Is there anything unusual in that part of City B?" King Yama looked up and looked at the black and white impermanence, his eyes shining with a sharp light.
Black and white impermanence suddenly stood solemnly and said respectfully: "No." ”
"It's just that the nine-life spirit cat also appeared in City B. Black Impermanence added.
"If it's not in our control, don't meddle," King Yama threw the three documents on the table, with a warning look on his face, "If it's in our control, don't meddle in it." ”
"The subordinates don't dare. Black and white impermanence is honestly fearful.
"Okay, call that Zhong Kui back to me, and it's against him. ”
"Yes. ”
The two retreated to the door, and heard King Yama suddenly burst into another shout, and the voice of the judge Wei Zheng came faintly, "The fourth, Yang Shou is not over, and the second half of his life is blank." Is this piercing someone's nest?"
Black and white impermanence's face tightened, and he walked out of the Senluo Hall quickly.
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