Lin Miao and Lin Guorong returned home with a big bag of Jiang Ping's favorite snacks, and it was almost dinner.

Jiang Ping made four dishes and one soup very rarely, the appearance is ordinary, the taste is average, but the advantage is that the ingredients are fresh, all of them are live aquatic products bought at the newly repaired farmers' market on Xicheng Street in the afternoon, a plate of sea shrimp, a large yellow croaker, a plate of clams, and a pound of sauce beef, only the soup is cheap, mushroom and tofu seafood soup - it is to throw all the above dishes into it.

is obviously lazy to the extreme, but Lao Lin and Lin Miao still want to praise Jiang Ping for her diligence, after all, for Jiang Ping, who has basically only cooked eggs in the kitchen since she moved to her new home, today's meal is definitely full of sincerity, and her enthusiasm is quite encouraging.

On the dining table, Jiang Ping peeled the shrimp shells for Lin Miao and Li Xiao, listened to Lao Lin bragging, and heard that the manuscript fee for "Miscellaneous Conversations in the Small Courtyard" was as high as 120,000 yuan in a month during the Chinese New Year, and he was so excited that he even forgot to eat, and divided all the shrimp on the plate to Lin Miao and Li Xiao in three or two times, and then took the shrimp shells to the kitchen and poured them, washed his hands and came back, he looked at Lao Lin with sparkling eyes, and listened to how he arranged how the money should be used-

So the study abroad fund or something, in fact, is just an impulse to talk about it.

It is impossible to repay the money to his son, even if he uses it to buy Santana, who will be eliminated in a few years, it is impossible to return the money to his son. I can't write my own book, I can only rely on my son to maintain a decent life now, spending my son's money is like spending my own money, and spending the money my son earns is much better than spending my own money! My son is a genius, he makes money quickly, and my name is written on the passbook, and my wife and I love him!

Jiang Ping's eyes lit up, and she was not satisfied with the huge income of 120,000 yuan a month, and continued to remind: "There is still a new book, and the new book still has money! The two books are sold together, isn't there 240,000 yuan a month?"

"Mom, don't think too pretty. It depends on the market, and it's not up to you to decide. Lin Miao poured cold water on Jiang Ping's head.

Jiang Ping swore an oath, and said without any basis: "You are still young, you don't understand, this thing is like this!"

Lao Lin couldn't help but glance at her, and said angrily: "You know a fart! Can what my son said be wrong?

Jiang Ping was squeezed by the two of them in a row, and her good mood was ruined at once.

"Okay, okay, you have culture, you have the final say. Jiang Ping rolled her eyes and was not angry, picked up the soup basin and poured soup into her bowl, and then accompanied by the sound of the soup, she puffed into her mouth and didn't speak for a long time.

The room was quiet for most of the day, and Li Xiao weakly sandwiched a piece of shrimp meat and put it in Jiang Ping's bowl.

Jiang Ping finally found a step and said to Li Xiao: "It's still best for Xiaoxiao, I know that I feel sorry for my second aunt, unlike a stupid person, and I also teamed up with his father to bully me, and I don't know how hard I worked to give birth to him......"

Lin Miao turned her head and glanced at Lao Lin.

Lao Lin Dese smiled, and directly raised his head and went back: "If it can be born, it is also my seed, otherwise you goose brain, you still want to give birth to such a smart son?"

Asi, you want to fight, right?

It was a good meal to serve, and it was obviously a very pleasant topic, but Jiang Ping was so angry that she cleaned the rice in the bowl in three or two bites, and got up to go back to the room with a black face. There was a loud bang, and the door slammed.

Lin Miao was silent for two seconds and said, "She will still come out." ”

Lao Lin looked at Lin Miao with puzzled eyes.

Lin Miao explained: "She hasn't washed her face yet. ”

As soon as the words fell, the door of the master bedroom was opened with a creak, and Jiang Ping walked out with a straight face, without making any eye contact with the three people eating, and strode into the bathroom.

"Hahahaha......" Lao Lin couldn't help but laugh heartlessly.

Li Xiao couldn't help but curl the corners of his mouth.

Only Lin Miao, who kept her sanity at all times, said to Lao Lin: "Dad, if you laugh like this, Mom will scold you." ”

Sure enough, as soon as he finished saying this, Jiang Ping leaned out of the bathroom with a towel in his hand, gritted his teeth and shouted at Lao Lin: "What are you laughing at! The seeds are not yours alone! I also have a share!"

Lin Miao covered her forehead in shame and shook her head.

Li Xiao asked in a confused and curious whisper, "Miao Miao, what seed......

Lin Miao looked at Li Xiao's clean expression and couldn't bear to explain pollutingly: "Impulsive seed ......"

Li Xiao didn't understand at all, and his eyes became more and more dazed.

It was Lao Lin, who heard this statement for the first time, and repeated a sentence in his mouth: "The seed of impulsiveness......" immediately raised the corners of his mouth, and he couldn't help laughing out loud.

Jiang Ping was laughed inexplicably by Lao Lin, and her anger also subsided, and she came out and urged Li Xiaodao: "Xiaoxiao, hurry up and eat, I have to go to piano lessons in the evening." ”

Li Xiao was so frightened that he hurriedly stuffed rice into his mouth.

Lin Miao calmly persuaded: "Don't worry, there are still more than an hour before class, Teacher Zhong called me in the morning and told me, let my mother accompany you to class in the evening." ”

Li Xiao nodded, his fear of piano lessons in his heart was reduced by half, and he showed a smile to Lin Miao.

……

Half an hour later, Jiang Ping took Li Xiao out of the door.

Lao Lin hastily put away the dishes and chopsticks, sat down on the sofa, turned on the TV, lit a cigarette, and began to kill the cheap time in the evening. After the Chinese New Year, the petitioner he was responsible for had stopped. Because the petitioner's son was a fan of Lao Lin, "Oucheng Daily" also issued a press release for this, saying that the great writers of Xicheng Street relied on their talents to resolve social contradictions. The report was read by the leaders of the district, and a deputy district chief praised Lao Lin fiercely, but Lao Lin didn't take it seriously. In the eyesight of Lao Lin, who has swelled to the point that even Lin Miao is almost inaccurate, the leaders below the department level are obviously no longer considered leaders......

Lin Miao is idle when she is full, and she wants to vomit after brushing the Olympiad questions, and she doesn't want to brush it anymore.

It's also finished, and there is no idea of digging a new pit for the time being.

There are no piano lessons in the evenings, and tomorrow is Sunday and Sunday......

"Life is so empty. Lin Miao sat down beside Lao Lin and said lightly.

Lao Lin touched Lin Miao's head and said to Lin Miao meaningfully: "When you grow up, you won't be empty, there are still a lot of things you can't do." ”

Is it really good to use this salty and wet tone to popularize sex science for children?

Lin Miao's eyes were full of shame and contempt, he glanced at Lao Lin lightly, and said: "It's just a process of life, and when you get older, you still have to return to your original state." ”

Lao Lin was suddenly in awe and asked, "This is also what that old man taught you?"

Lin Miao thought about it, nodded, and threw the pot on the "old man".

Lao Lin sighed sincerely: "The master is ......"

The father and son talked for a long time, waited until 7 o'clock, watched the first ten minutes together, the leaders were very busy, the middle ten minutes were very happy, the people were very happy, and the last ten minutes were a long-form daily drama about the dire situation in foreign countries, and after waiting for a while, Jiang Ping and Li Xiao came back.

Jiang Ping seems to have been poisoned by puffer fish today, and she was angry when she went out, and she still had a temper when she came back two hours later.

Lin Miao and Lao Lin didn't bother to ask, so Jiang Ping complained endlessly: "That kid is so bad, he has to grab Xiaoxiao's seat, obviously Xiaoxiao went to class first yesterday, and that Teacher Zhong was still partial to her." That is, Xiaoxiao is honest, and she won't fight with her......"

Lin Miao and Lao Lin listened silently, Jiang Ping pointed the finger at Qin Wanqiu again, and said angrily: "Just look at her mother's appearance, she knows that she is a fox spirit, and the daughter she taught is so bad!"

"Hey, don't talk nonsense, people are the police!" Lao Lin jumped out of the way.

Lin Miao hurriedly jumped up, grabbed Li Xiao's hand, and ran into the bedroom.

As soon as the door of Li Xiao's bedroom was closed, the two children heard Jiang Ping's screams piercing the sky outside: "I didn't say who it was, you guessed it, right?" You still dare to say that you are okay, you still dare to say that you are okay!"

Outside the house, the sound of furniture being broken can be heard.

Li Xiao's little face turned pale with fright, and he grabbed Lin Miao's arm.

Lin Miao said calmly: "It's okay, the two of them haven't fought for almost three months, it's good to be done." ”

Li Xiao was infected by Lin Miao's calmness, and asked softly, "Second aunt and uncle, do you have to fight every three months?"

Lin Miao said: "It depends on the situation, it depends on when my mother wants to make trouble, and it also depends on whether my father's counterattack that day is strong, anyway, this is a probability event...... By the way, what's going on with your class today?"

"Hmm...... It's Luo Li, who said that the position I sit in is only used by her and you, so you won't let me sit ......" Li Xiao said weakly.

"And then?"

Then I sat down in another seat. ”

"Did my mom quarrel with Luo Li's mom?"

"It's noisy. ”

"Did you win the quarrel?"

"No, many uncles and aunts say that the second aunt is wrong, and the second aunt lost the quarrel......"

"Oh...... Then my dad is going to die tonight......"