Chapter One Hundred and Five: A Stupid X

As soon as I finished watching the movie and walked out of the theater, I saw the man standing at the exit of the movie theater, holding a lit cigarette in his hand, followed by several people, all wearing police uniforms.

But even if he is wearing a police uniform, it should only be at the level of a minion, and the really powerful one should be the man standing next to that person, the man in the suit, he should be the brother Li in that man's mouth! These people blocked the exit, fierce and vicious, and a group of people watched them all hide and go.

Yin Mo also noticed the man, and immediately pulled me twice vigilantly: "Li Ran, let's wait a while before going out, and when they leave, go out again!"

"It's just a few policemen, I haven't beaten those chengguan last time! And I'm not in any trouble!"

"Aren't those last time the chengguan, aren't they the police this time! Let's wait a while!"

I put my arms around Yin Mo's shoulders and pulled her into my arms, because this could reassure her: "Don't worry, isn't Li Ran omnipotent in your eyes?"

"Of course Li Ran is omnipotent!" Yin Mo immediately answered, "But ......"

"Since I'm omnipotent, don't be afraid!" I shook my arm around Yin Mo twice, "Let's go, if they are looking for trouble with you, then they have to find 120!"

"Li Ran! Don't be impulsive, this time! This time it's not a street thug, it's not a school bully! This time it's a policeman!"

I don't care about the five major families, how can a few police officers get into my eyes?

I walked over in the open, and the man immediately spotted me, pointed at me, and said to the people behind him, "That kid just threw me out of the cinema!"

"Hey, I'm still wondering what kind of character it is, it turns out that it's a little young man with two big farts!" Brother Li said disdainfully after seeing me and Yin Mo, "Hurry up and teach a lesson, don't fix those useless ones!"

"Huh?" said the man, with some disappointment, "how can that work? I just lost an adult in the cinema!

"Then what else do you want?" Brother Li said a little impatiently.

"At least grasp the game, teach them a good lesson, and then lock them up for ten days and twenty days!"

Brother Li rubbed his scalp twice with the palm of his cigarette: "You are really sick, and you have to worry about the two children! Come on, you look at the whole thing, the whole thing happened, I will never bear it for you, you count it as yours, and I count it as mine!"

"It's just two young people, what can happen!" The man listened to Brother Li's agreement, and a satisfied smile appeared on his face, "Okay, brothers, come with me to arrest someone!"

I saw that the man came to me with the policemen behind him, and the expression of the cigarette and the exaggerated movement were simply "Heifer riding a motorcycle - cow B coaxing!"

The man came up to me and took out a police license from the pocket of his jacket: "Boy, stand still obediently, we suspect you of smuggling drugs, please come with us!"

"Smuggling drugs?" Yin Mo was stunned when he heard this, this excuse is really Nyima, I wonder if I can also use this excuse of "smuggling drugs" to beat them up when I want to beat Wang Chengyi and Wang Yimu in the future.

"Are you crazy, aren't you??," Yin Mo hid behind me and scolded, "Neurotic, it's really unreasonable!"

"Yin Mo, in fact, you can directly scold him for being a stupid fork, and you don't use so many crepe words!

When the man heard this, he became angry: "Who are you scolding for being a stupid fork?

"Who is the stupid fork scolding?"

"Silly fork scolding you!"

I was about to burst out laughing in my heart when I heard it, and Yin Mo was no exception, hiding behind me and covering his mouth and snickering, even the few policemen behind the man. can be played by such an old joke, it seems that this man is really worthy of the title of stupid fork!

It took the man a long time to realize that something was wrong, and immediately felt annoyed and angry: "Little bastard, you dare to scold Lao Tzu in turn, I think you are really impatient! Stop talking nonsense, hurry up and go to the police station with Lao Tzu, otherwise you will be arrested on the charge of absconding in fear of crime, and then things will not be simple!"

"I'll go to the police station with you, but you have to make sure ......"

Before I could finish my sentence, the man said, "If you come with me, I'll make sure the woman is all right!

I hurriedly waved my hand: "I think you misunderstood, I mean, you have to make sure that the tea at the police station is delicious, otherwise I won't go!"

"What the? You want tea at the police station?" the man laughed, and the people behind him laughed as if they were listening to a big joke.

"yes, what's wrong?" I deliberately looked at the man with an innocent look, "Isn't that how it is played on TV, when you get to the police station, no matter what you ask, you will serve tea and water for a while, and then you will deal with things." ”

When the man heard my words, he smiled even more happily: "Haha! Yes, that's it, we are all the best Dongting Biluochun! I guarantee that after you drink it once, you want to go a second time!

"That's great, Yin Mo, you can also go with me, haven't you ever drunk such good tea!"

Yin Mo looked at me with a puzzled expression, I squeezed my eyes at her, and gave her a reassuring look, Yin Mo said, "Okay, I'll go with you, just taste this tea that I haven't drunk!"

"You say that there are still so many people who have stupid diseases these years, and what is even more terrible is that this stupid disease is still contagious, and we can see people with this stupid disease in the future to stay away from them, if they are infected, they will be stupid, then it will not be good!" said the man very self-righteously.

A person behind him immediately echoed and said: "Yes, yes, this kind of person must not be approached, if you get close, you will infect yourself, then it will be interesting!"

I couldn't help but sneer in my heart, "I have a stupid disease?" Then I want to see who is really stupid.

"Okay, you two don't just watch here, hurry up and go to the police station with us, there are good tea waiting for you two!

I immediately put on a anxious look and grabbed Yin Mo's hand: "That's not good, Yin Mo! Let's go quickly, if it's late, it will be gone!"