Delicate snowflakes fluttered in the thick sky, falling on the warm floor-to-ceiling windows, and for a moment shimmering in the warm light with a six-diamond shape, which was charming, but before it could blink an eye, it melted away and fell on the smooth glass, like rain, like tears......

The melodious blues music in the café, poignant, low, and noble rendering of the quiet tea table, the cup of cappuccino, maintaining the beautiful appearance after mounting, has been slightly cool.

I looked out the window at the snow and rain, accompanied by Chopin's haughty but sad singing, leaned back on the sofa and thought.

Actually, I don't really know, but to be precise, it's a kind of thinking that doesn't think about anything.

My name is Master Zhang, I'm thirty-seven years old this year, and I'm still a kunai old dick with no education, no regular job, no money, no house, no car, no savings, but don't look at me like this, there are many girls who like me.

Of course, at least lip service.

And the origin of all this is due to a friend, and he is actually just a netizen of mine.

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"Hi, long time no see. This parting has been separated for many years. "A girl with exquisite makeup was dressed in an equally delicate Gucci gown, and she did it in front of me, and the smile on her face was beautiful, very standard, very ...... Profession is like the appearance of those people who smile professionally all day long.

Behind her, several men dressed in punk style, mixed with big shoulders and round waists, sat at the side table, looking at me, inadvertently, revealing the taste of tiger's eye.

I, "hehe" smiled, looked at the girl in front of me, and asked humbly and seriously: "This beauty, what point do you think I look like a rich and golden Kaizi? ”

Obviously, it is impossible, the most expensive thing in my body is the CK jeans I bought on Nanjing West Road, more than 1,000 yuan for me, although it is definitely a luxury, but this is already what I bought two years ago, and this is only this one for several years.

And for someone who wears Gucci, I'd be considered a "poor middle peasant."

"You're still so hard to trust people," the girl glanced at me with anger and said, "I'm Xiao Wu!"

"Poof!" I spat out in an instant, and finally resisted the urge to laugh,

Well, for people who meet for the first time, it is indeed a bit too rude to laugh.

Of course, I probably don't mind being rude.

I took a sip of coffee and jokingly asked her, "Beauty, do you know how many people have told me that she is a little five over the years?" I pointed ten fingers on both hands and said, "It's more than ten." Guess what an old friend of mine is, or is it Monkey King?"

Even if it is Sun Wukong's seventy-two changes, it can only be changed one at a time, right? Pulling out a handful of hairs can only transform into a thousand, this change of men, women and children, it is simply more awesome than the Monkey King, is it a synthetic version of seventy-two changes plus a thousand avatars?

If I could still believe this, I would be a fool.

What's more, I've always known the truth about my old friend.

"I'm really a little five! I'm sorry I lied to you before, I'm not a man, I'm a girl, my real name is Chen Yingxue!" The girl's brows furrowed slightly, obviously a little anxious.

I looked at her like this, but instead I lost my appetite, which is the natural "appetite" that a man should have for women, but I just feel bored, after so many years, it is really boring.

I didn't bother to explain the so-called truth or falsehood, but said to her: "Okay, you say yes, then you say, come to me in the name of my old friend, is there anything wrong?"

"Get married. We used to agree together. Chen Yingxue said.

I hurriedly shook my head, "Beauty, no matter who a beauty like you wants to marry, it's a good thing to make people wake up laughing in their dreams." But I'm sorry, I'm a man who doesn't get married, so please forgive me for not being able to climb high, so I won't delay your happiness. ”

"You're going to break your promise?"

I shook my head: "I'm sorry, as a man who believes in 'a thousand flowers and no leaves', I don't have such a thing as a historical legacy." My relationship with every woman is very well resolved, and every woman ends up failing me, so I don't need to be indecisive, my likes and loves, always only give once, and with you, I think I have no chance. ”

"But I'm Xiao Wu! It's different from them! We have been in a relationship for more than ten years!"

"Huh. I couldn't help but sneer, staring at her as if she had been abandoned from the beginning, and laughed angrily, "Are you Xiao Wu? Hehe, yes, do you know that the relationship between me and Xiao Wu is not just a former confidant! We have a more important relationship?"

"What is it?"

I took a sip of coffee and replied, "It's a netizen." ”

"If you can find out the chat records between me and Xiao Wu back then, please read it more carefully, the reason why he and I can become confidants and talk about everything is that the first premise is that our relationship is only and must only be based on netizens, we can't meet, we can't disturb each other's lives. We all believe in the fact that there is only one kind of person in this world, and that is the 'enemy'! Therefore, the premise that we are not enemies is that we can never meet each other in real life!"

"You believe me, I'm really a little five! At that time, I was young and ignorant, I now know that you are precious, I want to marry you! My parents are from a military background, my grandparents are very amazing people, I am a doctor myself, and I have been an anchor for a few years, and I have made a lot of money, marry me, you will be happy!" Chen Yingxue swore that she had to say that everything she said was indeed very 'logical'.

But is that really the case?

There must be a demon when things go wrong, I've seen too many similar faces over the years, and she's not the first.

Of course, I'm no longer interested in the old days.

I sneered, although I can be regarded as a man who pities the jade, but it can only be a girl who is harmless to me, if it may cause harm to me, then there can be no pity for the jade.

"Hehe, my old friend has been dead for many years, if you are for the wealth of his family, it is true that his family is very rich, very rich, but what, the old friend is dead, and he has something to burn paper. - We will only talk about the happiness you talked about, not to mention whether your mind is sincere, just talk about sincerity, let's calculate the happiness rate after marriage. ”

"Happiness rate?"

That is, the odds of happiness. I explained, "As an independent person, each of us should find our own happy life when we are single. Generally speaking, only young people who have just come out of society can not find happiness, and only such people are willing to marry early, because he can't find happiness in his own life, it is better to get married, and two unfortunate people together are easier to fill the complete "one" of happiness. ”

I continued: "However, for people like me who have been able to find and achieve their own happy life in their single life, my happiness already has 'one', that is, 100% happiness. Since marriage is for happiness, it must make me happier, and then I must be able to achieve two hundred percent happiness superimposed, that is, two hundred percent happiness. In this way, according to the volume of the family as the container and the husband and wife as the solution changes with the change of the environment, it can be done, and under the concept, when one party encounters life tribulations, receiving the happiness blessing of the family is 200% of the happiness of the family, which is what I think is the meaning of happiness. ”

"I'm sure you can be 100 percent happy, and we'll be happy!" Chen Yingxue said with a glare.

"But I don't believe it. I shook my head, showed a slightly apologetic expression, and explained: "There are three hundred and sixty-five lines in the world, and happiness is not only one form and appearance, a person's happy life needs to find and work hard by himself, and the happiness of two people lies more in fit." need to be needed by each other, then your happiness is related to me. But I'm sorry, I'm just a useless dick in my life, so all the resources and greatness you mentioned have nothing to do with me, and I don't need them. What's more, family happiness is far from being that simple, it is a conversion of happiness rate, and I myself have a conversion model about the possibility of family happiness. ”

I tapped my fingers twice on the table, and if I didn't have a pen and paper, I might not have wanted to draw it, and I went on to explain: "When the happiness rate of family happiness is 100 percent, then I love you and you love me, 1......0 percent each."

"Huh, love is only 20 percent?" Chen Yingxue looked incredulously surprised.

I smiled slightly: "Marriage is not only love love, this is normal. For example, I love you, and you love me, but we can only get together less and separate more because of our respective careers, that is, a long-distance relationship, we have been married together for 50 years, in fact, we have not seen each other for more than 365 days, less than a year, you say, can that be called happiness?"

Chen Yingxue was silent.

Therefore, the length of time that husband and wife spend together is very important, in principle, it is best to be together for 24 hours, not boring, sweet, it is best, but this must be able to work together, and even so, it can only increase the probability of happiness by another 30%. ”

"What? It's all like this, only fifty percent?! And what is the other fifty percent?" Chen Yingxue looked incredulous.

"It's very simple, it's the five major difficulties of life throughout the ages, that is, 'birth, old age, sickness, death, poverty', each accounting for 10 percent, a total of 50 percent, plus the previous one, a total of 100 percent happiness. But birth, old age, sickness, death and poverty are products that can be derived based on long-term companionship, so you must first get along for a long time to know, so, you say, how can people like you and me meet for the first time be happy?"

"You, you're talking nonsense! If you look for it according to your probability, you won't find this kind of couple in this world!"

"Who said they couldn't find it? I once met an old couple, who have always been happy and sweet, and the only key is that they have been childhood sweethearts all the way to love and marriage. ”

"Isn't that a childhood sweetheart?"

"Then it shouldn't be possible. So I said, I'm not married. Being single and getting married are two states of life, the happiness of being single is for yourself, and the happiness of marriage is for the family, which are completely two states of life. If I can't find a woman who can be 200% happy to marry, why should I find a woman to share 100% of my own happiness?"

"You! You're selfish!"

"You can say I'm selfish, but you and I are just strangers, so why should I dedicate myself to you? Besides, even if you are anyone, am I obliged to be responsible for you? I am at most morally inappropriate in doing so, but I am not a moral gentleman, it doesn't matter. To be clear, I'm single and just need to think about my own happiness. Whether you are happy or not has nothing to do with me, what you have is wealth that I don't need at all, so I can't give me the family happiness I want, and the happiness and wealth I have is incompatible with a person like you, and naturally I can't give you happiness. It's like the saying that the interlacing is like the separation of mountains, everyone has different ways, and it's better to be okay with each other. ”

After I finished speaking, I drank the coffee that had already been cold in one gulp, as if tasting the temperature of the human heart, and then walked out of the café with my legs raised.

The moment I pushed the door open, I saw the hateful glares of those with big shoulders and round waists, and secretly proclaimed ......

I smiled slightly, this world is bustling, but for the sake of profit, the words she said to me, these people saw my hateful and happy eyes, but so, just the same.

Behind her, Chen Yingxue asked the last sentence: "Have you ever believed me!?"

I gently closed the door and strolled down the dusk streets, facing the cold rain and snow, and couldn't help but think of the dictionary joke about "getting along".

People in the world say that it is better to get along with each other, but they don't know where it comes from.

QUAN Gu,

Fish, wet with wet, wet with foam, not as forgotten in the rivers and lakes.

Many truths in the world will not be known until you really understand them, and that may be the opposite of each other.

And what I want in my life is very simple, but it is just a few words - the rest of my life.