It was late at night, and the whole world was silent.

There was smoke in front of the computer, Lu You smoked one cigarette after another, looked at the code on the screen, frowned, pressed the enter key, and muttered: "This time let's see if the BUG is eliminated." ”

A warning sound sounded from the computer, and a pop-up window popped up.

"Do you want to live for real?"

"Huh?"

Lu You rubbed his eyes to make sure he was not mistaken, his computer was invaded by a master?

Reach out and press cancel, and another window pops up.

"Do you have any regrets about your youth? If you were to be a teenager again, what would you want to do?"

Lu You laughed, he didn't see it, the virus maker was still a dead Wenqing, if he went back, he must be the head teacher of high school, that was the woman he had spent his entire youth, but unfortunately he was too young at that time and didn't know how to take the initiative!

After coming back to his senses, he stretched out his hand and pressed it to confirm, and Lu You fell headlong in front of the computer!

2001, Shanxi, Taiyuan No. 1 Middle School, Class 9.

Jiang Siya stood on the podium with an ugly face, took out a chalk head and smashed it directly into the middle, everyone in the class focused their eyes on the middle, and some people covered their mouths and laughed.

Lu You got up in a daze and yawned, still wondering if the bug had been eliminated, and wanted to go to the toilet when he stood up, but there was a bigger laugh in his ears.

"What's the situation?"

"Why are there so many people in my family?"

Lu You was a little dumbfounded.

"This is the school, do you think you're in bed?" Jiang Siya's voice was full of teasing.

Lu You stared at the person on the podium with wide eyes, dressed in a professional OL suit, under the skirt was a pair of snow-white legs wrapped in black silk, hips, full chest, black-framed glasses, and that pretty face.

Jiang Siya?

Your own high school homeroom teacher?

The goddess who thinks about it day and night, and has wanted to pounce countless times?

Although Jiang Siya knew that she was good-looking and in good shape, she had never been stared at by a student like this, she felt a little uncomfortable, coughed, and said, "Go back to your seat and sleep in my class, have you eaten bear heart leopard gall?"

Lu You was stunned for a few seconds before turning around and returning to his seat and sitting down, still a little unable to react.

"Who told you to sit down?" Jiang Siya's face sank completely, and she shouted: "Stand up! Last exam, she was the last in the class, and you still have the face to sit down?"

Lu You's grades were not good in his first year of high school, and he didn't begin to wake up until his third year of high school, and in the end he only took two exams.

"Come, look at this question, how to do it?" Jiang Siya pointed to the question on the blackboard.

The atmosphere in the class was already lively, and many people whispered and sneered.

"Did you hear that? Lu You's last exam score was eight points!"

"Eight points? How do you know? His papers have not been issued, and Mr. Jiang said that it is embarrassing. ”

"When I went to deliver my homework, I saw his papers, and Mr. Jiang showed his papers to the teachers in the office, which became a joke. ”

"Tut-tut, he stood there with a shy face, and a proud face, if I had, I would have found a crack in the ground a long time ago. ”

The people who are talking about it are some scumbags, and they seem to be able to find a trace of happiness in Lu You to show that they are not so bad.

Lu You turned a deaf ear to the ridicule in his ears, his eyes were not on the blackboard at the moment, but on Jiang Siya, this female college student who had just graduated from college was young and beautiful.

Compared to their group of students, they are not a few years old, and Lu You has met her in dreams countless nights, entangled in them!

1.7 meters tall, standing there slim, she especially likes to dress herself, I don't know if it's intentional, when she walks, her ass is always twisted and twisted, and she can't say it's hooking.

Jiang Siya stood on the podium with a very difficult face, what happened to this student today?

Although her grades were poor before, she didn't get distracted, and today she seemed to be staring at herself, she knew that the class was all big children, and her hot eyes made her body feel a little strange, a little uncomfortable, and she raised her hand and knocked on the blackboard heavily.

Lu You smashed his mouth, seemed to feel that the aftertaste was endless, and his eyes were on the blackboard, this is a function problem, finding the range of values, this kind of problem is relatively difficult, and the general scumbag really can't.

But who is Lu You?

If you want to make up for three years of knowledge in the third year of high school, and see people who vomit when you look at math problems, this kind of small problem is not worth mentioning.

"Teacher Jiang, you also come to test me with this kind of question? Although my exam is average, but using this kind of question to test me is a bit insulting to people's IQ, do you know? The reason why I am not good in the exam is actually pretending, just to keep a low profile, and now my academic aura can no longer be hidden, are you sure you want me to answer such a simple question?"

Lu You stood there with a calm face, and there was almost a golden light behind his head, and he became an immortal on the spot.

"Nima ....."

A person who scored eight points in the exam had a strong qualification that was proud of the whole country, and the whole class felt that their eyes were black and they were about to faint.

Big brother, can you get a face?

Haven't you seen anyone who scored eight points in a low-key test, and he couldn't fucking cover it?

No matter how you look at it, it looks like you can't!

Jiang Siya took a deep breath, looked at the time, and said, "If you can't answer this question today, I'll let you sweep the classroom for a month!"

"Then what if I answer?" Lu You said with a provocative look on his face: "You kiss me!"

"Wow!!"

The class suddenly exploded, there are many people who like Jiang Siya, but Lu You is the only one who dares to be so direct.

Jiang Siya's chest fluctuated, she must give this student some color today, slapped the table hard, the class suddenly fell silent, and said with a smile: "Okay, I agreed." ”

The people in the class suddenly became agitated and looked at Lu You with wide eyes.

Lu You looked at the question on the blackboard, thought for a while, and said, "It is known that the function f(x)=lg(x^2+ax+b) defines the domain as set A,

So the solution set of x^2+ax+b>0 is A,

from A=(-∞,-2)∪(3,+∞),

That is, x*2+ax+b=0 is -2,3

(Veda's theorem).

-2+3=-a,(-2)*3=b

So a=-1, b=-6."

The noisy class suddenly fell silent, and everyone stared at him with wide eyes, their faces full of disbelief, and the whole process of evaluation was the perfect answer!

Jiang Siya secretly calculated a few times in her heart, and there was basically nothing to find fault with in the whole process, but she seemed to have promised to kiss him, as a teacher, if she kissed her students, she was afraid that she would be gossiped about.

Teacher-student love is a big taboo!

"Did you read the answer?" Jiang Siya walked down and searched for a while, but she didn't find a cheat sheet, so she had to take out the math book and shouted: "You hid the math book underneath, thinking I can't see it?"

"It doesn't count, most of this class has passed, since Lu You said that he was pretending before, let's have a question-type competition. Jiang Siya forcibly reversed the topic in class, pointed at Sun Xiaoxue and said, "Xiaoxue, you come to the question and let him answer!"

"You're losing me a kiss!"

"Shut up!" Jiang Siya snorted, not saying a word about the bet.

Lu You felt that this girl wanted to regret it, but for so many years, none of the things that others owed him could escape.

Jiang Siya stood beside him, holding her hands in front of her chest, and suddenly the two balls of squeezing were more attractive, and through the gap between the buttons of the white shirt, you could see the lace edges.

is worthy of being the youngest and most beautiful teacher in the school, and she wears lace this year.

Jiang Siya frowned, and quietly glanced at Lu You beside her, who was one meter eight tall, one head taller than herself, but she had been staring at this student, she was in a daze all day long, why did she suddenly seem to have changed a person?

Especially now, that kind of hot eyes made her feel uncomfortable all over, after all, this guy was burly, he was young, and he looked good, which made her heartbeat a little faster.

According to the local dialect, this guy is not a machine!