"Stinky boy, you stop me, when I catch you, I have to break your legs. ”

The aunt went out, picked up a brick, and ran up, but after running for hundreds of meters, she couldn't see where Qin Yang had gone.

Not even a shadow.

Aunt is annoyed: "***, run faster than a dog!"

She was very depressed and returned in vain, gritted her teeth and said: "Sister, these liars who have been cut a thousand times, my aunt's mobile phone has been stolen, and my conscience has been eaten by dogs?"

The aunt returned to the communication room and suddenly found her mobile phone on the windowsill: "Alas, why did the mobile phone come back again?"

She grabbed her phone excitedly and turned on the lock screen, yes!

"Oh! my darling. "Auntie kissed the phone wildly.

……

Qin Yang got rid of his aunt and went upstairs, just around the corner, he met a girl wearing bra and panties and swaggering to the toilet.

In the girls' dormitory, their style is actually more wild than that of the boys, and when the weather is hot, playing with the computer naked is not a new thing.

The girl suddenly felt that something was wrong, and turned around sharply to find that it was a man.

"Ahh

Qin Yang hurriedly went up and covered the girl's mouth: "My eldest lady, don't shout, I'm a courier, I'm embarrassed to see you." ”

"You're really a courier?"

"Yes, I'm from Shunfeng Express. Qin Yang said with a smile.

"Who are you looking for?"

"I'm looking for a baby. ”

"Oh! She's my classmate, upstairs. The girl has not experienced much in the world, and she simply believes in Qin Yang, a "liar".

Qin Yang even said thank you: "I'm really embarrassed." ”

"It's nothing! You're so good-looking, and there aren't many handsome courier guys now, by the way, little brother, can you give me the number? ”

Qin Yang was a little speechless: Alas, in this era of looking at looks, buddies are born to be winners.

After experiencing twists and turns, Qin Yang finally found Tong Baobao's bedroom, pushed open the door and went in, and found Zheng Feifei lying on the bed, while Tong Baobao was sitting naked on the chair and playing on the computer.

"Baby!"

"Huh?" Tong Baobao turned his head, and the two huge little white rabbits were swaying in the air, as if they were waving like Qin Yang.

Qin Yang swallowed a mouthful of saliva: "Wow! Your boobs are much bigger than Fei Fei." ”

Tong Baobao's expression was still very dumbfounded, but when she heard Qin Yang's words, she suddenly howled: "Ahhhh

She tried to cover the most important parts with her hands, but there were many important parts of the girl, and the baby boy covered her chest with both hands, but in the end, she just couldn't cover it.

Qin Yang was a little dizzy: "Don't worry, take your time." ”

"Turn around, turn around, or I'll shout. "The baby was about to cry.

Qin Yang sighed and turned around helplessly: "Alas, I finally understood that the aunt in charge of the building didn't let me come up, and I just found out now that it was the boy who entered the girl's dormitory, and it was the boy who was in danger." ”

"Of course, like me, there is a danger of being forced, ugly, and killed. ”

Finally, Tong Baobao got dressed: "Okay, you can turn your head." ”

"Alas, you said Fei Fei is pregnant?"

"Let me ask you first, will I get pregnant!" Tong Baobao knows very little about physiology.

"How could it be?" Qin Yang insisted: "Absolutely not." ”

"Really, then you explain to me - who stares at who is pregnant?" Tong Baobao said confidently: "If you are pregnant, you will be responsible." ”

Qin Yang had cold sweat on his forehead, and he admitted defeat: "Okay, I decided, if you are pregnant, I will definitely not recognize me as the father of the child." ”

Sister: I look at you, if you are really pregnant, can I admit that I am the father of the child?

"You, you don't talk about credit!"

"Okay, I'll take a look at what you're playing first, Fei Fei has become like this, you don't even care. ”

Qin Yang leaned over to the computer and took a look.

The computer is full of - what are the specific symptoms of pregnancy - what to do if you are pregnant?—— how to relieve pregnancy vomiting.

Qin Yang was defeated by Tong Baobao again: "If you don't decide on foreign affairs, you can't ask Baidu about internal affairs, and the little girl can implement it!"

He shook his head and sat down beside Zheng Feifei, breaking her eyelids with the middle finger and thumb of his right hand.

"How is it? Yangyang? Sister Feifei is a few months pregnant?"

"Phew!" Qin Yang scolded: "This is what you call pregnancy? This is food poisoning, fortunately I came early, a little later, Fei Fei will collapse!"

"Huh, so serious?"

"Nonsense!" Qin Yang slammed his fingers on Tong Baobao's head, knock knock!

"Tell you, next time! Don't speculate, tell me. Qin Yang looked like he hated iron but not steel, and pricked Zheng Feifei's body with a needle.

And Tong Baobao, looking like he had done something wrong, lowered his head and stood aside.

About four or five minutes passed.

Qin Yang pulled out the silver needle.

Vomit!

Zheng Feifei sat up violently and spat on the ground.

"Squid, barbecue, pig's trotters!Huh, are you eating well?" Qin Yang looked at Tong Baobao: "Say, did you instigate Fei Fei to eat barbecue again?" ”

"No, no, it's not me, it's not me. Tong Baobao hurriedly dodged: "I was seduced by the barbecue, and I am also a victim, ouch, I feel that I am also pregnant...... Oh no, it's food poisoning. ”

"Phew, pretending to me, you're pretending to be the wrong person. Qin Yang grabbed Tong Baobao's ears and pulled them over.

"Hey, don't blame the baby, or I didn't keep my mouth shut. Zheng Feifei hooked Qin Yang's hand and said.

Qin Yang shook his head: "Eat less barbecue, eat one barbecue, it is equivalent to smoking sixty cigarettes, this thing is very toxic, last time there was a guy who ate twelve skewers of baked potatoes in one go, and guess what happened to him." ”

"Pregnant?" Tong Baobao never escaped the word.

Qin Yang covered his head: "It's dead, it's dead! ”

"Got it. ”

Tong Baobao and Zheng Feifei both nodded at the same time.

"Okay, you know it's wrong, let's go, let's go out and get something to eat, especially Fei Fei, her stomach is empty, she must be hungry. ”

The three of them went downstairs together.

Arrived at the gate.

Auntie suddenly rushed out: "Boy, I finally caught you, stealing Auntie's mobile phone?

"Uh, aunt, do you remember this stubble?" Qin Yang was a little speechless, and could only explain his identity: "These are my two classmates, they are sick, I came to take a look." ”

"You're also a teacher, what about fooling aunt?" "Auntie doesn't believe Qin Yang anymore.

Qin Yang was speechless and said, "Auntie, I'm a medical teacher, in this way, I'll show you some medical skills." ”

He looked around and saw a limping classmate walking towards him.

Qin Yang snapped his fingers: "Alas, it's her, aunt, look good." ”

He grabbed his classmate: "Come here." ”

"What are you doing? What are you doing? This is the school, don't mess around. "The female classmates were almost stunned.

Qin Yang sighed: "Next, listen to my password, one, two, three!"

After reciting the word "three".

The female classmate suddenly lost her subjective consciousness.

This is the hypnosis that Qin Yang has only learned for a long time.

Qin Yang, a person who is very strong in hypnosis, probably can't do it, but hypnotizing a simple student is still a relatively simple course.

Qin Yang said to the female classmate: "Your lame leg is actually healed, and your bone crack has been healed." ”

He said several words in a row, and with the massage technique of traditional Chinese medicine, he kept fighting the bones on the female classmate's knees.

Five minutes passed.

Qin Yang snapped his fingers, snap!

The female classmate woke up from her half-asleep state, and subconsciously moved her legs: "Alas! ”

After saying that, she didn't look at Qin Yang, or rather, she didn't look at anyone, she walked back to the bedroom normally.

"Wow, that's amazing. The aunt was dumbfounded: "Young man, you are not mortal." ”

"I said I'm a medical teacher!"

When Qin Yang was treated.

There were a lot of female classmates around.

They all gathered around.

"Miracle doctor, help me see why my boobs don't grow?"

"With all due respect, you're terminally ill. ”

"Divine doctor, I have a fox smell. ”

"I got it, I smelled it seven or eight miles away, and every night, I smeared my armpits with wormwood, and after a month and a half, I was able to recover. ”

There are even some girls who come up and pick up a pair: "Divine doctor, what should I do with the swimming ring on my stomach?"

"Divine doctor, you see, I have a scar here on my waist, can I go?"

Qin Yang really felt that his head was a lot bigger.

Finally, after getting these fanatical fans away, Qin Yang can be quiet.

"Little Divine Doctor, come here. The aunt in charge of the building winked at Qin Yang.

"Auntie, is there anything wrong with you?" Qin Yang looked at Zheng Feifei and Tong Baobao painfully: "The two of them, they haven't eaten several meals, and they are still waiting for me to eat." ”

Zheng Feifei said with a teasing face: "Auntie, it's okay, it's a trivial matter for us to eat, you can toss Yangzai." ”

Qin Yang felt his heart congested: Is this a teammate?

"Auntie, is there anything wrong with you?" Qin Yang asked tremblingly, he seemed to have read something different from Auntie's eyes.

Is it that she wants to ......?

Qin Yang couldn't think that if that was the case, no matter how long his aunt had been practicing square dancing, he would have to escape from the clutches.

"Come over here!"

"No, I can hear you. ”

"Come here!" Auntie snapped her fingers.

Qin Yang was indifferent.

The aunt simply took the initiative to go over by herself, he lay in Qin Yang's ear and whispered for a while.

After listening to his aunt's words, Qin Yang immediately laughed from ear to ear: "Haha! Haha! Auntie, you are so funny." ”

The aunt was a little displeased: "Little divine doctor, how can you see this disease?"

"Well, I'll give you a recipe. Qin Yang said with a smile.

Zheng Feifei and Tong Baobao are very curious, what is wrong with aunt?