Qiao Ming put Gou Rixin into his schoolbag, looked at the dark surroundings, hesitated for a moment, opened the schoolbag again, pulled Gou Rixin's head out, and put it outside.

"What are you doing!" Gou Rixin shook his head and said depressedly.

"You help me keep a sentry from behind, will I walk alone on your back at night in this wilderness?"

"I've never seen you so timid before. Gou Rixin muttered.

"You used to be an active person, but now you have the ability to walk on your own. ”

Gou Rixin choked and didn't dare to speak again. He rested his head on the open opening and closed his eyes. His ears were suddenly pinched up by Qiao Ming again, Gou Rixin grinned his teeth, and roared in a low voice impatiently, "What are you doing!"

"You open my eyes and look at it a little!"

"Cats are all good at listening!"

“··· Oh. Qiao Ming silently rubbed the cat's ears, turned around and picked up the schoolbag, and bent down to pick up a stone as a self-defense weapon.

Qiao Ming walked step by step, his schoolbag shook one by one, and Gou Rixin was in a daze. He took a shallow nap and snapped his eyes open again.

"By the way, what about my soldiers?"

"Heh, only now do I think of your useless soldiers, who ate so much food from Lao Tzu for nothing. ”

"You call a rallying call for me. ”

"What?"

"The assembly number, from one to ten, with two beats in between. ”

"Do you know that there are still two ghosts hiding in the woods, and if you call them out, can you beat them?"

"But I can't leave my soldiers behind. Gou Rixin cleared his throat and shouted anxiously: "One, two..."

"Gou Rixin, are you trying to kill me!" Qiao Ming said angrily.

"Three, four..."

One person and one cat froze suddenly, and Qiao Ming trembled, looking around. In the groves on both sides of the road, someone suddenly shouted to pick up Gou Rixin's rallying call.

Immediately afterwards, a blue-faced male ghost poked his head out and looked at Gou Rixin and Qiao Ming gloomily, and continued to count in a low voice, "Five, six, seven..."

Behind them, a pale, old-fashioned male ghost hung faintly in the air, as if he had been following them for a long time.

"Run!" Gou Rixin shouted.

Qiao Ming tightened the belt of his schoolbag and ran away. Gou Rixin meowed and clutched his schoolbag, dizzy and dizzy, vomiting and diarrhea.

Finally ran to the corner of the main road, surrounded by bright lights, Qiao Ming stopped, held on to a telephone pole, and coughed breathlessly. Gou Rixin leaned out half of his body and spit out with a wow. Qiao Ming looked back and immediately retched.

Damn!

A man and a cat sat on the curb of the road, exhausted.

In the dark alley, an orange cat poked its head out and saw Gou Rixin meowing and rushing towards him.

"Old Ten!" Gou Rixin said excitedly, "What about the others?"

Qiao Ming rolled his eyes.

"Meow~"

"This task is extremely difficult, you go and help me find them all, and say that their general has returned victorious!"

"Meow~"

"I'll give you a bowel. ”

"Meow~"

"Two roots, the most!"

The orange cat sped away and disappeared into the night. Gou Rixin's boss sighed with relief, "There must be a brave man under the heavy money, and the old ten is capable." Little Joe, remember to get your bounty ready. ”

"Doesn't your conscience hurt?"

“···”

After sitting quietly on the side of the road for half an hour, Gou Rixin's soldiers came back one after another, and the important thing is that there was one more! Qiao Ming looked at the group of cats around her dumbfounded, and her dense phobia attacked, which aroused goosebumps all over her body.

"Go back to the camp!" Gou Rixin shouted excitedly.

"Damn!" Qiao Ming grabbed the hair on the back of Gou Rixin's neck, "Didn't you see one more!"

"That's the girlfriend that Lao Ba just had, maybe she's pregnant, take it back. ”

"I..."

When he got home, Qiao Ming sat on the sofa and became a wasted person, and after a long time, Qiao Ming thought he was dead. For a while, Gou Rixin was a little anxious.

The soldiers outside were disheartened, screaming that they would rebel if they had no food to eat, so he had to drag the cat food bag to the courtyard, biting the bag and dragging it twice, and finally spilled the cat food all over the steps.

"Today's performance can be said to be unsatisfactory, and at the same time, congratulations to the eighth child for getting off the list and starting the meal!"

The cats swarmed up and devoured them.

Gou Rixin looked at the scene in front of him and nodded with satisfaction. I haven't lost it, and I really have the material to be a general.

Back in the living room, there was no shadow of Qiao Ming on the sofa, but there was the sound of rushing water in the bathroom. Gou Rixin curled up in a corner of the sofa and finally fell asleep.

In a daze, in a trance, I came to the dim public hall again, and the woman next to me was put on a ten-finger stick, screamed, and fainted in pain. The people in the court looked at him mockingly.

"Don't you still plead guilty?"

"I was wronged. The man on his knees was weak.

"Haha, everyone knows that you were wronged, but unfortunately, you can only be buried in prison..." The man's face was as hideous as a ghost. Gou Rixin looked down and found that his ankle was also clamped. The officials on both sides pulled hard, and the bones suddenly felt a sharp pain, and he screamed in pain.

"Bear with me!" a female voice whispered in her ear.

Gou Rixin turned over with a fierce spirit, and stared at the scissors flashing with cold light in front of him with sharp eyes, "You dare to move me to try!"

The official on the opposite side described it as obscene, holding scissors and rubbing it, and approached with a sad smile, "If you don't cut it, it will rot away~"

"I won't succumb to your obscenity!" Gou Rixin stomped his foot, but the wound on his back throbbed, he fell on the sofa in an instant, and rolled to the ground with a thud, "Meow-"

Qiao Ming rolled his eyes and sneered, picked up a bottle of ointment and applied it to the wounds on his body. On the white skin, the bruises and purple wounds were shocking. Gou Rixin stared at Qiao Ming, swallowed his saliva, and then jumped on the sofa silently and lay down beside Qiao Ming.

"I was wrong. The cat's paw hooked Qiao Ming's clothes and shook it slightly.

"Get out. ”

Gou Rixin turned over, put the wound on his back close to Qiao Ming's leg, and hissed in pain, "It hurts..."

"Are you sick? Qiao Ming glared at the cat.

"Really, it hurts me..." Gou Rixin shouted weakly.

"Hmph, aren't you afraid that I'll poke you with a pair of scissors with a trembling hand?"

"Heart, willingness, affection, wish!"

"Okay," Qiao Ming sneered and put down the ointment in his hand, picked up the scissors and blew it, and looked at Gou Rixin with raised eyebrows, "That's what you said." ”

Gou Rixin shook and exploded into a hedgehog in an instant.

"Scared?" Qiao Ming said with a smile.

"I'm afraid of death..."

"Oh, I shouldn't be able to die. Qiao Ming moved the scissors twice.

"I'm afraid of pain..."

"If it hurts or not, you won't know until you try it. ”

Gou Rixin shuddered and looked desperate, "Let's do it." ”

"Xiaoxin, I didn't say you," Qiao Ming pinched a handful of hair from the wound and chatted while cutting it, "It's all your own fault, you said that you raised a group of soldiers, and in the end you didn't do it alone." As a result, people took advantage of the field work and spent candle nights in the paid cave room, do you think this is like a word?"

"You... Can you be serious..." Gou Rixin said in a trembling voice.

"Where am I not paying attention? It's normal..."

"Meow-" Gou Rixin screamed and turned his head suddenly, "You poked my wound!"

"I don't see it clearly, your black skin is also black..." Qiao Ming withdrew his hand in embarrassment, pursed his lips and stopped talking.

"I heard you're going to intern as a nurse?"

"Well, it's at the city hospital. ”

"With such technology, won't your conscience hurt?"

Qiao Ming held the scissors, stared at the bloody wound, and didn't dare to move again. After a while, a flash of inspiration suddenly flashed in front of me, "I know what to use!" After speaking, he walked quickly to the bathroom.

I only heard the sound of ping-pong inside, and after a while, Qiao Ming came out with a box in his hand, and looked at Gou Rixin with a smile, "Oh, shaving artifact." ”

"What's that?"

After Qiao Ming tinkered for a while, he held the hair clipper in one hand and Gou Rixin with the other, and put the knife head close to the wound with a slight trembling. A buzzing sound with tremors stuck to the skin, making Gou Rixin's whole body tingle.

"Comfortable?"

"Meow~"

"I'll shave your heart. ”

“···”

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