Chapter 9: Braised pork is charged by block
With a "snap", the man put the tea he drank on the table, but he choked on a sip of tea and couldn't swallow it in his throat.
Lei Feng? This woman is still ashamed to talk about Lei Feng in front of him?
Mr. Lei Feng has done good deeds without leaving his name, and he has helped others without wanting to reciprocate. But what is this woman doing? Holding a computer machine, discussing Lei Feng with him, she is still asking for all that unnecessary money!
He is blind, but he is not a fool. He suspected that this woman was made of money from her brain to her body, from the inside to the outside!
"And also," Seeing that the man just shook his eyebrows and didn't speak, Xiao Cai continued to tap on the calculator.
"I'll pour you 10,000 yuan for tea, I'll help you wash your clothes for 20,000 yuan, I'll help you put 30,000 yuan in bathwater, and I'll help you make your bed for 40,000 yuan. Also, I have to worry every day about whether you are being hunted down by the enemy, I have to avoid the questioning of others, and my mental damage fee ......"
Some don't have it, what can be thought of and what can't be thought of, Xiao Caifu almost said it. In the end, even she didn't know what she was talking about, she was just pounding on the calculator and adding money to the calculator.
Looking at the rising numbers on the calculator, Xiao Caifule smiled.
"Poof......
When the man spit out the tea, Xiao Caifu's voice was just near the end.
"If the big wolf dog of Aunt Wang's house next door keeps vigil for you at night, you have to pay it a vigil fee of 20,000 yuan!"
"Hoo ......"
Xiao Caifu almost finished it in one go, and when she finished speaking, she found that her eyebrows were dancing until her mouth was dry. Without thinking about it, she scooped up the cup that the man had placed on the table, raised her head and drank it all. When her eyes swept to the green face of the man opposite, she suddenly realized a very serious problem.
She kissed the blind man opposite!
"Poof......
One didn't hold back, Xiao Caifu drank a sip of tea, like a man, and squirted out instantly.
The difference is that when the man sprayed tea, Xiao Caifu didn't pay attention. And when Xiao Caifu sprayed tea, it was sprayed all over the man's face.
At that moment, the man's face was bruised, and the blood vessels in his neck were almost bursting in the next moment.
His face, from black, all the way to the end, turned purple. Xiao Caifu raised his head, and it seemed that he could still see a wisp of green smoke slowly rising from the top of the man's head.
"Anything else?" the man's voice, as if it came from hell, could almost instantly turn Xiao Caifu into an ice cube.
"There are ......" and the word "have" came out, and Xiao Caifu couldn't wait to cut off his tongue. She looked at the man who seemed to be about to go berserk, swallowed her saliva with difficulty, and subconsciously stroked her chest with both hands.
"You...... Are you hungry?"
With a "grunt", the man's stomach instantly gave Xiao Caifu an answer, and it saved Xiao Caifu almost instantly.
"I'll go get you something to eat. When the words fell, Xiao Caifu turned into a whirlwind again, and rushed out of the room with a "boom".
The man exhaled deeply and reached out to wipe the tea from his face.
Damn, this woman is the best of all the rascals he's ever met. Where is she asking for money, she is clearly robbing, robbing money!
Thinking of this, a sulk slowly began to flow in the man's chest, and he only felt that he did not die in the hands of those men, but he could die in the hands of this woman.
If it wasn't for the accident, if it wasn't for the loss of the contact device and his mobile phone, if it wasn't for the fear that those people were following him, if it wasn't for the fact that he couldn't see it.
Damn, if there weren't so many ifs, he must see what this woman looks like, and then throw her into the stinky ditch, and then fill the stinky ditch with money!!
"Bang", with a huge sound of opening the door, followed by the sound of Xiao Caifu's footsteps, there was also a smell of food in the air.
"Food," Xiao Caifu called out diligently, and the plate in his hand was immediately carefully placed in front of the man. It's very dog-legged, Xiao Caifu also carefully handed the divided chopsticks to the man and waited for him to take them. And her pair of eyes looked at the chopsticks in the man's hand without blinking, and her hands, still staring, slowly moved to the side of the calculator.
"It's braised pork!" I don't know why, Xiao Caifu's words sounded full of temptation.
Eat, eat, eat......
The man seemed to be very hungry, so he didn't pay attention to the phrase "Eat quickly, eat quickly" that had been whispering in his ears. The chopsticks in his hand fumbled, and he slowly picked up the food on the plate.
As soon as the food was eaten, the sound of hands tapping on the calculator was heard in the quiet room.
The sound of "pop" fell, followed by Xiao Caifu's triumphant voice of successful treachery.
"Braised pork is charged by block, 10,000 yuan each!"