Chapter 9 Let's Go to School Together
Chapter 9 Let's Go to School Together
The two of them couldn't wait, carefully opened the first page, and found that it was densely packed with words, and there were a lot of obscure words at a glance, the whole text was written in ancient Chinese, Lin Tian and A Bao came out to work hard at the age of fourteen or fifteen, and they have been mixed in the mall for decades, where can they understand these ancient texts.
The two of them had a black line on their heads, staring at Zhuang Xiaodao helplessly.
"Master, is this what you call simple? If it weren't for my master, I would have thought you were pretending. Lin Tian was helpless.
Zhuang Xiaodao is also inexplicable, isn't it just yelling at the moon three times, is it difficult?
"Isn't it just a few words, is it difficult?
Zhuang Xiaodao took the book, looked at it fixedly, and only saw that the book was full of dense "small insects", and immediately felt sleepy, and thought to himself: "What is this, this is different from what I saw? Isn't it just to yell at the moon three times and step into the foundation building period?"
Zhuang Xiaodao thought of the system's questioning function, and the system explained: "The system will provide the host with all the simplest and most effective things, and these things are ineffective for others."
Zhuang Xiaodao couldn't help but sigh: "This is the obvious difference between biological and adopted."
Zhuang Xiaodao insisted on not letting his expression change in any way, and said to the two of them in a calm tone: "Yes, isn't it just a few words? “
Lin Tian said helplessly: "Ah Leopard, it seems that this immortal cultivation is also about culture, I knew that I would learn Chinese well when I was in junior high school, and I don't know where to start when I get a secret book of cultivating immortals now." “
Ah Bao frowned even more: "Brother Lin, you are still in junior high school, I don't know a single big character, I usually watch the martial arts cheats on TV are pictures, so this is all words, dense, I will doze off when I see it." “
Lin Tian comforted: "Ah Leopard, how can the martial arts cheats be compared with our immortal cultivation cheats, it's like, the martial arts cheats are kindergarten books, of course, they are pictures, and the master gave us the cheats for cultivating immortals is like a university textbook, of course, it is dense text, it is difficult for ordinary people to understand, if it is easy to understand, then wouldn't everyone be able to cultivate into immortals." “
Zhuang Xiaodao still maintained a calm appearance, nodded to Lin Tian and said, "Xiaotian is still your high understanding, Ah Leopard, you have to learn more like Xiaotian."
[Ding, the task has started: enter the school to study]
[Reward: Simplify Normal Books]
"Hey, I have another task, what to enter the school to study, when I was in Peach Blossom Village, I was most afraid of going to a private school, and now I still can't escape, I always have to come": Zhuang Xiaodao saw the latest task, and couldn't help but secretly complain.
Looking at the two people with sad faces in front of him, Zhuang Xiaodao suddenly thought of an excellent proposal.
"Why don't we go to school together?"
"Huh!?"
"Huh!?"
The two of them have the same face.
"Aren't you unable to read the words in the book, you can just go to school to study it, so that I can understand any cultivation secrets in the future, otherwise, do you want me to explain to you word by word": Zhuang Xiaodao explained to the two.
The two glanced at each other, as if there was only this way at present, which was a great opportunity for the two, but they couldn't suffer the loss of no culture.
After the two made up their minds, they said in unison: "Okay, master, let's go to school together"
Lin Tian continued: "Master, you go to rest first, and I will arrange it, and tomorrow the three of us will go to Gongxian No. 1 Middle School, the best high school in the county." “
Zhuang Xiaodao and Zhuang Xiaodie are arranged to meet the presidential suite.
Zhuang Xiaodie has been making trouble all day during the day, but now she finally stops and falls asleep in bed.
Zhuang Xiaodao sat on the bed, and suddenly remembered that he had obtained a copy of "Elementary Infinite Strength Enhancement Decision" after completing the task before, so he might as well call this time to see what kind of cheats it was.
When I opened the book, there was still only one page, and there were only a few numbers on it.
"Go to bed early and get up early every day, do 100 push-ups, and increase 100 pounds of strength at a time"
Zhuang Xiaodao looked at these words, with a complicated expression: "It's so simple, I doubt if you are fake, I don't know what others look like when they see this, won't you know if you show Ah Leopard to them next time?"
Thinking of this, Zhuang Xiaodao couldn't help but laugh.
Within a few minutes, the system prompted again.
【Ding, mission completed】
[Reward: Simplify Normal Books]
【 System: Avenue to Simplicity】
Host: Zhuang Xiaodao
Cultivation: Strength: The power of two bulls (400 catties)
Speed: 10 steps in one breath
Hardness: Inferior treasures
Realm: Build a small foundation
Lifespan: 10 days
Item: Sumeru Ring
This Lin Tian's work efficiency is really fast, it takes less than half an hour before and after, and the admission procedures are completed, and when Zhuang Xiaodao's name is written in the list of students in Gongxian No. 1 Middle School, the system prompts that the task has been completed.
Early the next morning.
Zhuang Xiaodao has already done a hundred push-ups. Then I drank tea in the waiting room.
Suddenly, I saw two student-looking people walking towards me from a distance, two wearing white shirts, ties, and black trousers. Putting down the teacup, Zhuang smiled and said to the two: "Xiaotian, Ah Leopard, your ..... is very incompatible with your image, there are a little spicy eyes"
The two smiled and touched their heads, a little embarrassed.
The hotel staff next to him also recognized the two and said in surprise: "Mr. Lin, Mr. Leopard, what are you wearing the uniform of No. 1 Middle School, are you going to participate in any special event?"
Lin Tian squinted at the waiter, and said angrily: "Of course, wearing a student uniform is going to study, what else can you do." “
The waiter realized that he had said the wrong thing and stopped talking.
Lin Tian was still holding a brand new set of school uniforms in his hand, put them in front of Zhuang Xiaodao, and said: "Master, this is the rule of the school we are going to, we must wear school uniforms, the clothes have been delivered last night, I was afraid of disturbing your rest, so I didn't send them to you after I finished it." “
Zhuang Xiaodao waved his hand and said: "That's right, follow the customs." “
Seeing Ah Bao, a greasy bald man, wearing such small and fresh clothes, Zhuang Xiaodao really couldn't hold back: "Ah Leopard, you stay away from me, I really can't hold back." ”
Ah Bao looked puzzled, looked at Lin Tian, and said, "Brother Lin, what's wrong with me like this?"
Lin Tian also forcibly held back this smile and said, "No problem, "Liang (beautiful)" is very good!"
As he spoke, he glanced at Ah Leopard's shiny bald head.
Driving Lin Tian's Humvee, the three of them came to Gongxian No. 1 Middle School.
Senior 3 class.
Liu Qingqing, the head teacher, is announcing to everyone that three transfer students will come to our class.
This Liu Qingqing also just graduated from college this year, she is the kind of girl, as soon as she heard that there are three boys who will transfer to her class, she looks forward to being three handsome guys.
"Students, be quiet, I announce a news, there will be three transfer students coming to our class today, when everyone looks at my gestures, everyone will applaud when I raise my hand, and when I put my hand down, everyone will stop applauding, understand?"
"Got it"
At this time, the three of them also happened to arrive at the classroom door.
Liu Qingqing looked at the list in his hand, and said with some expectation: "Okay, we welcome the first classmate, Zhuang Xiaodao, everyone is welcome." “
After speaking, he raised his hand, and the students signaled, and they applauded enthusiastically.
Liu Qingqing looked at Zhuang Xiaodao and felt that it was very bland, so he put his hand down, and the classmates stopped applauding.
"Okay, classmate Zhuang Xiaodao, you can sit next to classmate Song Wenyao": Liu Qingqing pointed to an empty seat.
"Okay, let's welcome the next classmate, Lin Tian."
Liu Qingqing thought secretly: "Lin Tian, the name is quite good, I feel like a little fresh meat"
Liu Qingqing raised her right hand, and her classmates began to applaud enthusiastically.
Lin Tian saw that his classmates were so enthusiastic, which reminded him of his memories many years ago, and the figure running in the sunset was my lost youth.......
Thinking about it, I couldn't help but feel a little moist in my eyes.
"Thank you, thank you, classmates" Lin Tian waved to his classmates as he walked.
Liu Qingqing's face changed: "Wait a minute, what the hell is this thick smoke voice, this burly body, and the stubble that is faintly visible on the face?"
But after thinking about it, he thought that this was Zhuang Xiaodao's father, so he said to Lin Tian: "This is Zhuang Xiaodao's father, please wait outside for a while, and after we introduce the new classmates first, we will introduce the parents." “
Lin Tian said with an innocent face: "Teacher, I am Lin, I am a new classmate who transferred to our class."
Coming to this kind of place full of youthful vitality, Lin Tian suddenly felt as if he was dozens of years younger, and his tone became "cute".
"What....... you are Lin Tian, uncle, are you sure you are here to study": Liu Qingqing asked in disbelief.
Lin Tian grabbed the strap of his schoolbag with both hands and said, "Yes, teacher, I'm just looking old, in fact, I'm only eighteen years old this year."
The classmates below were also booed.
"Appeal ............"
Liu Qingqing pressed her head and said helplessly: "Okay, classmate Lin Tian, you can sit in that position, your table mate didn't come today, so you can sit alone for the time being." “
"Okay, thank you, teacher," Lin Tian staggered down.
Liu Qingqing secretly prayed, hoping that the next one would be a little more normal, otherwise she would really die of nausea today.
Liu Qingqing looked down at the list, "Li Bao", this name is quite cute, I hope it is a good baby.
This Li Bao is Ah Bao's real name, he feels that his name in a mixed society is too deterrent, so he named it "Li Bao", and everyone generally calls him Brother Leopard or Ah Leopard.
"Okay, the next classmate, classmate Li Bao"
Similarly, Liu Qingqing raised her right hand, and her classmates began to applaud.
After experiencing a "stupid and cute uncle" like Lin Tian, the classmates are looking forward to what kind of person this Li Bao is.
He's coming, he's coming, he's coming with a hundred-watt high-gloss bulb.
The first thing that caught everyone's eyes was the shiny bald head, then the face full of horizontal flesh, and the tiger's waist-like figure, and what was even more surprising was that he also had a strong smell of tobacco and alcohol.
Liu Qingqing was completely stunned when she saw this classmate named "Li Bao". So much so that the raised right hand was not put down for a long time.
When the students saw the teacher's signal, they kept clapping vigorously.
Seeing this, Li Bao was very moved, he thought that his fierce appearance would not be treated well by his classmates, but he didn't expect his classmates to welcome him so much, and many little girls were "excited" to tears, but most of them were scared to tears.
Ah Bao came to the podium, stretched out his hands, and motioned for everyone to be quiet, and the students also stopped when they saw him.
"Ahem, first of all, thank you for your warm welcome, and then, I will briefly say a few words......."
When Ah Bao was about to speak, Liu Qingqing interrupted him: "Ahem, classmate Li Bao, are you a teacher or am I a teacher?"
Only then did Ah Bao realize that he was now a student.
Hurriedly bent down to apologize to the teacher: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry teacher, I'm so excited"
There is no way to do it, who is called assigned to his own class, since he is divided, it is my students, and it is my students, I have the responsibility to teach them well, Liu Qingqing comforted herself.
"Okay, classmate Li Bao, you can sit next to classmate Li Xiaoyan, which is the position on the right hand side of classmate Lin Tian. “
Po staggered off the podium, and in the eyes of his classmates, he felt a behemoth coming from a mountain and a tree.
This Li Xiaoyan is a fat girl, with a net weight of two hundred and five, which is on par with A Leopard.
Coming to the seat, Lin Tian rubbed Ah Leopard's arm and said, "Ah Leopard, you kid has hidden deep enough, I have always thought that your name was "Li Bao" for so many years, it turns out that your real name is so cute, "Ah Bao" hehehe."
Ah Bao was a little embarrassed: "Brother Lin, don't make fun of me, it's all tears, don't sprinkle salt on my scars." “