The impetuosity of the real society and the uncertainty of the control of future variables as ordinary people make us hesitate, frustrated, angry, frustrated, powerless, and disappointed in the face of many things...... These negative factors are like a snake in a single-player game, devouring our already scarce sanity little by little.

When the devouring reaches a certain amount, we eventually begin to lose our sense of whether we are being manipulated by life or being manipulated by life. As a result, our brains are like short-circuited electric boards, and we have to go into transient shock from time to time, so that our ability to think and act will completely lose our navigator at that moment.

Once such a situation arises, the end result is that we uncontrollably say the most decisive things and do the most childish things.

It's like me and Jiang Beisheng at the moment.

The certificate officer at the divorce window finally couldn't hold his breath.

"You two, have you discussed it?"

She asked through gritted teeth.

It was the first time I had seen a government official smile so hideously and painfully at the people who had come to do business.

couldn't help but want to fight with her: "Since it's a discussion, naturally it won't be so fast." ”

This aunt in her fifties was stunned and her mouth trembled: "Can't you fight quickly?"

I frowned, and my face was a little ugly.

Chinese-style human affection has always played a role in persuading and not persuading others to leave, and she is so desperate, won't she be too unkind?

I clenched the freshly baked marriage certificate tightly with both hands and coughed: "I don't like your attitude." ”

Jiang Beisheng glanced at him and coughed: "My temper is bigger than mine, and I don't like it either." ”

When the aunt heard this, the left half of her face trembled as if she was about to have a stroke: "Two, I have been doing divorce for decades, and I have seen those who regret not doing it halfway; I have seen those who fight when they come; I have seen one person who does not leave the other life or death; I have also seen those who cry and cry and twist and pinch; I have also seen people who look at each other and smile after signing...... But like you, sitting for half an hour and not saying anything or doing anything is really unheard of before. Could it be that the two of you are here to rub the air conditioner?"

"Rub ...... It's so funny, it's so disrespectful to divorced people, I ...... I won't do it. ”

I hugged the marriage certificate in my arms.

The aunt sighed lightly and turned to look at Jiang Beisheng.

Jiang Beisheng smiled lightly: "If she says not to do it, she really doesn't do it." ”

Auntie's face sank, she suddenly stood up and yelled at the door: "Next." ”

I heard that women in their fifties are prone to getting entangled in a bad mood that is defined by the medical profession as "menopause", and I wondered if this was probably what she was.

It was somewhat unfortunate to meet her, but fortunately, the memory of an adult is like a box that can be locked at any time, but whatever is unfavorable to you will be locked in the box, as long as the incident has never happened.

Some people call it the Ah Q spirit.

Jiang Beisheng and I were in the car back, and finally like two adults, neither of us mentioned who was the grandson.

Seeing that the ......car was about to arrive at the door of my community, I quickly leaned my head against the window glass, looked at the tall buildings and buildings floating in front of me, and stumbled and said, "Today is noon...... We, should we ...... Have a meal, uh, celebrate?"

Jiang Beisheng clenched the steering wheel with both hands, looked ahead, and his expressionless face was like a bottomless sea, which was daunting: "You really ...... Do you mind if I'm younger than you?"

Mosquito said that the vast majority of quarrels in married life stem from the asynchronous ideology of both husband and wife. If it is not handled properly, the relationship between husband and wife will be like two straight lines in different directions, which will gradually drift apart after creating an intersection point.

I keep this teaching in mind, so whether it is the three-year age difference between us, or the extremism of who does not leave the grandchildren, I have turned the page all over the page. But in Jiang Beisheng's place, it seems to have become an insurmountable hurdle.

I hesitated: "Isn't it better for you to mind than not to mind?"

He was sullen for a long time before raising his eyelids slightly: "You suddenly mentioned celebrating, it can't be that you promised anyone something on your own initiative, right?"

I felt a chill down my spine and sighed at the glass: "It's not a special person, it's just that my mother felt that she snubbed you last time, and she felt a little sorry, but I want to treat you to a light meal as an apology." ”

"How can a mother-in-law apologize to her son-in-law?"

I sneered, "That...... Are you going, or are you not going?"

"Haven't you already agreed?" At the moment when the yellow light flashed, Jiang Beisheng stepped on the accelerator: "However, are you sure...... Just having a meal?"

I nodded: "I'm pretty sure that's all I mean, as for my mother, you also saw it last time, she is not an ordinary mother, her combat power is a thousand times better than mine." I made some preparations just in case. Ahem, listen up. You're college classmates with me......"

"A three-year-old classmate?"

Jiang Beisheng quickly interrupted me.

I blinked, "Uh, school." ”

"From the analysis of the age structure, if we are in the same school, when you are a senior, I am only a freshman, isn't it very difficult for two people to meet and fall in love?"

Jiang Beisheng's question was like boiling water, one bubble burst and another was blown out immediately, which made me a little overwhelmed.

I thought about it: "You are a big man, and as soon as you entered the school, you were dragged by the school basketball team to play basketball. During a sorority match with outside the school, you mistook me for a ball frame because of your bad eyes......"

"I'm not good at it, I'm supposed to be blind. Jiang Beisheng sneered.

I spread my hands: "Mr. Jiang Beisheng, if you think I don't have enough IQ, I'm too weird." Okay, I'll abdicate and make way for Xian, you come. ”

"I don't have the pain of your own experience, even if I want to make it up, it's just that it's just a good woman who can't cook without rice. ”

The green light on the monitor replaced the red light, Jiang Beisheng slowly put down the handbrake, stepped on the accelerator gently, and the car was like a chubby caterpillar and began to move forward slowly.

I sat in the passenger seat, dazed.

Many, many years ago, on that summer day, a huge and fierce basketball smashed me like a thunderbolt. Although neither the process nor the end was beautiful and worth remembering, I did not remember it for many, many years. But this scar of crush, since I was touched by Jiang Beisheng's hateful three-year age difference, I know that the old scar has a new pain.

"You...... You, who do you listen to?"

After being dazed, I asked in surprise.

Jiang Beisheng raised his eyebrows and was taken aback: "I'm ...... I'm blind. ”

My face turned red.

It is said that when a person makes a fool, his blood pressure will continue to rise, and when it rises to an unbearable height, he will gather his face and release stress by making his face red.

My behavior of not admitting myself is like a fool. Jiang Beisheng's inconsiderate has always been the first to show it when it should not be revealed.

"It turns out that what you mind is not a young man, but only the specific age difference of 'three years old'. Belch...... I see, you were dumped by your young male lover?"

"Only between lovers can they care about dumping and being dumped. Men and women who are not yet lovers above friendship only talk about missed and regrets. I'm glad to tell you, Mr. Jiang Beisheng, that your wife has not been dumped by anyone in any form. ”

I retorted angrily.

Jiang Beisheng raised his mouth: "According to the agreement, this is your private matter and is not within the scope of what husband and wife need to know, so you don't need to explain." ”

(To be continued)