Chapter 008: Together
The hand exposed by the bamboo green insect is a kind of mastery that attaches internal strength to external objects and attacks.
The reason why Lang Gongpei entered the gate of hell to practice penance was to practice this kung fu.
It's a pity that not only did he not practice kung fu, but he also didn't get out of the gates of hell alive.
This is Lang Gongpei's biggest regret, so Yang Mi will not hesitate to stay after seeing the hand of the bamboo insect.
Yang Qi still feels afraid when he thinks about it now, if the bamboo green insect has just started, then it is not as simple as a chrysanthemum turning into a sunflower.
As Gu Tingcheng said, if it is known that Yang Mi works here, the people who come to tease him will definitely line up from here to Tiananmen Square, there is no way, who makes Yang Dashao's popularity good.
However, this is not a bad thing for Yang Mi, at least people can see their attitude, man, where you fall, you have to get up.
When Yang Qi and Gu Tingcheng walked to the reception hall on the first floor, Shao Ye was already standing by the stairs waiting for the two of them.
Seeing the two of them looking at him with horror on their faces, Shao Ye quietly pointed to the elevator in the distance.
Yang Qi forcibly said calmly: "Don't get me wrong, I didn't mean to avoid you, I just ...... I haven't figured out how to tell you I'm sorry. ”
"Xiao Shao, it's really not that Yang Mi doesn't want to save you, but he can't save himself, it's been ten years, and I only saw him yesterday. Gu Tingcheng didn't want to say anything more, and even in her opinion, Xiao Shao was not qualified to be compared with Yang Mi at all, but Yang Mi's words when he came made Gu Tingcheng have to take Shao Ye to heart.
"Allure, I used to be a bastard, a bastard to the point that no one cares about me. I'm still a jerk, and I still don't take people seriously, but I do take them to heart. Just like you, put it here! Xiao Shao is a person who deserves to be put in by me, and I feel distressed to hear him like that!"
When touching Yang Mi's strong chest muscles and feeling his violent heartbeat, Gu Qingcheng actually blushed, she had never blushed when facing Yang Mi since she was a child, but at that moment she blushed, because she suddenly felt that Yang Mi was a man, and she was just a woman beside her.
"Sleep with me!"
"What?"
"Huh?"
Shao Ye's words directly frightened Yang Qi and Gu Qingcheng in place.
Shao Ye said expressionlessly: "Didn't you say that you don't know how to tell me I'm sorry? Sleep with me, and we'll be clear!"
Gu Qingcheng shouted angrily: "Xiao Shao, don't go too far, Yang Qi is sincerely coming to you!"
"Allure!" Yang Qi pressed Gu Tingcheng, who wanted to come forward to theorize, looked at Xiao Shao meticulously and said, "Do you really want to do this?"
"Hmm. Shao Ye nodded without thinking.
Yang Mi frowned and said, "Since this is the case, then I will ......"
"Whoosh......"
Before he finished speaking, Yang Mi ran away, and the whole person ran towards the gate of the prince's mansion like a detached Jane.
Seeing this, Shao Ye hurriedly shouted, "Yang Mi!"
Yang Mi, who heard Shao Ye's voice, sped up again, and just as he was about to stretch out his hand to push open the door, a tragic scene happened.
"Tom!"
Yang Mi's face was directly deformed on the thick door, and when the two doors opened to the side, Yang Mi slowly fell to the ground.
"Are you okay?" Gu Qingcheng ran over nervously.
Shao Ye looked at Yang Mi, whose face was red, and said, "I want to tell you, the prince's mansion...... I changed it to a sensor door. ”
Yang Mi suddenly stood up straight, wiped a handful of nosebleeds, and said with a tragic face: "Since ancient times, who doesn't hurt chrysanthemums, it's a big deal to spray some pain spirits! Okay, Lao Tzu will go out today, let you and Gu Qingcheng sleep!"
Gu Qingcheng said murderously: "Damn, you stand there for me, I promise not to kill you!"
"If you let me stand, I'll stand, then I'm so faceless, as if I'm afraid of women!" As he spoke, Yang Mi took a small step around Shao Ye.
Gu Qingcheng said viciously: "Shao Ye, don't you want to sleep with him? You hold him for me, you play behind him for a while, I play in front of him, let's kill him!"
Shao Ye wanted to cry and said without tears: "I said that Young Master Yang and Master Gu, you two are really fake, can you take this kind of thing seriously?"
"Are you kidding?" Yang Qi suddenly stopped.
Shao Ye said with a look of disdain: "What do you think?"
Yang Mi patted Shao Ye's shoulder seriously and said, "Comrade Xiao Shao, you're not right, as a man, you can't make this kind of joke casually." Especially in front of me, who treats you as a brother, I can't make such jokes, don't you know that I will take everything you say to heart?"
"Really? ”
"Comrade Xiao Shao, this is even more wrong. As a man, you have to talk. Oh......"
Yang Mi ran out of the gate with a distorted facial expression, covering his crotch, and Gu Qingcheng, who had succeeded in his conspiracy, blew his fingers domineeringly, and said with a smirk: "For ten years, Lao Tzu has been looking forward to this day. Today, I finally got my wish. The surname is Yang, now you know how good I am, right? If you dare to send Lao Tzu into the arms of other men, Lao Tzu will bend it for you!"
The staff of the Prince's Mansion were dumbfounded, this guy, did Yang Qi and Gu Tingcheng go to learn from the two of them in the ten years since they left Beijing? Can you not be so spoofed?
For the first time in ten years, Shao Ye walked out of the gate of the Prince's Mansion, and in a trance he found that the sun was brighter now than ten years ago.
On the fourth floor, the office of the bamboo green insect.
The bamboo green insect was still imposing just now, but at this time it had a constipated expression.
Zhao Mufu took a sip of tea proudly, and said in a strange manner: "Brother Zhu, although I haven't played chess for seven years, don't let me, if you let me, I'll be in a hurry with you!"
Zhu Qingworm glanced at Zhao Mufu hatefully: "Don't be stinking there, if I hadn't just interrupted my train of thought by that kid Yang Qi, I would have lost?"
Zhao Mufu said stupidly: "Yes, yes, you won't lose, at most, I will eat your son clean." There's only a dry old man left, what are you holding on, you're not born to play chess!"
On the chessboard, Black is left with only one bare-clubed veteran, while Red is full of rooks and artillery, and it is hard to imagine how stinky this piece must be to be killed like this.
Zhu Qingworm said solemnly: "I don't want to hurt your self-esteem because you are disabled! If I really want to win, I can let you drive and shoot." ”
Zhao Mufu smiled: "Does this bragging have the effect of longevity? Why don't I know?"
Zhuqing Worm glanced at Zhao Mufu, picked up the teacup slowly, and asked unhurriedly: "Yang Mi, this kid is a hot potato, why do you spend your mind on him?"
Zhao Mufu also put away his smile and said with a look of self-reproach: "If I wasn't afraid of death back then, Brother Lang wouldn't have fallen to the point of being cornered." Brother Lang has been expelled from the house by the Lang and Gong families, and he has no relatives and no reason in this world, since Yang Mi is his apprentice, then I naturally have to teach him well. This child's nature is not bad, and he has been ** by Brother Lang for a few years, as long as he can grind his temperament again, he should be able to become atmospheric. ”
The bamboo insect said worriedly: "I'm afraid he won't be able to grind." If the news of Yang Mi's work here spreads, I am afraid that the people who have been bullied by him in Beijing and Tianjin will come one after another, even if I press him, he will also have blood in his bones, otherwise he will not make trouble for Shao Ye to come to me. ”
Zhao Mufu quietly set up the chess pieces, and said lightly: "This bloody thing is a double-edged sword, if it is used well, it can kill a thousand enemies, and if it is not used well, it will damage eight hundred." Although I don't know what he has experienced in the past ten years, I can't see the shadow of the Yang family in his body, all I can see is the prototype of the Yang family's demons. As long as Yang Mi can sharpen his temperament and sink his temper again, it won't be long before he can enter the hall!"
"Sneeze ......"
"Who is this, let no one live!"
Yang Mi, who was squatting on the road and sneezing all the time, screamed without tears, the blood has not stopped, this is a sneeze and a sneeze, every time it is like a scene of a person dying in a martial arts movie, a rather gorgeous red flower.
"Don't move!" Gu Qingcheng gave Yang Mi a sentence angrily, and continued to wipe the blood on his face with wet wipes, and after wiping the blood, she took out two tampons from her bag, opened the package and stuffed them into Yang Mi's nose.
Yang Mi, who felt that the blood stopped instantly, couldn't help but take out an unopened tampon from her bag curiously and asked, "What kind of thing is this, it works." Not only did the bleeding stop, but people also felt that they had lost a lot of life. ”
Gu Tingcheng said disapprerovingly: "Sanitary napkins, used to block the eldest aunt." ”
"Fuck ......"
"Tom!"
Yang Mi, whose face was pale, fell straight to the ground.
Seeing this, Shao Ye hurriedly took out the soaked tampon from Yang Mi's nose, and said bitterly: "Master Gu, do you want to kill him?"
Gu Tingcheng said casually: "Let him always talk but his brain, rest assured, this bit of blood, he can't die, at most he is brain-dead, anyway, his brain is not bright, if he is crippled, he will be crippled." ”
Yang Qi weakly helped Shao Ye to stand up, and said to Gu Tingcheng in a groggy voice: "Gu Tingcheng, you wait for me, when you get married, see if I don't make your wedding a chicken, a dog, and a horse!"
Gu Qingcheng said disdainfully: "Don't worry, Lao Tzu will definitely wait for you to enter the grave before entering the ground." Before I enter the earth, I will also break up your wife as a junior!"
Shao Ye said with a smile: "You two are so superb, it's good to be together." ”
Hearing this, Yang Qi and Gu Qingcheng looked at each other in unison.
"Vomit ......"
"Fuck, the surname is Yang, what do you mean by that!"