Chapter Seventy-Three: Trapped
I didn't even bother to dodge, and kicked off the stinger in her hand like lightning, and the demon was stunned for a moment, and suddenly his hands were closed, as if he was about to cast some kind of spell.
But as soon as I was lucky, my face turned pale, and my facial features were squeezed together with half of a man's face and half a woman's face, and he said angrily to me in a mixed male and female voice: "What have you done to me?"
Seeing the angry appearance of this demon, I was happy, and waved my hand and said, "I didn't do anything, I just smoked your spine." ”
As soon as these words came out, the expression on the face of this demon was rich, the man was so angry that his teeth were about to be crushed, and the woman's side was crying directly, but all he said was one sentence: "I'm going to kill you!"
Regardless of it, she pounced on me, and with a turn of my yin power, a spiritual pressure directly bounced her into the wall.
This demon hit the wall and laughed instead of being angry, but this laughter was really infiltrating: "Hahahaha, I have been practicing for several years, but I didn't expect it to be planted in the hands of a hairy boy, a fixed number, a fixed number, hahahaha." ”
It seems that this demon can't accept the fact that her mana has been abolished, and at this moment I have a nervous breakdown, I waved my hand and said: "Come on, don't talk about everything, how can there be so many fixed numbers? ”
The demon's eyes glared, and he said angrily: "Your skills are not as good as people? You are embarrassed to say this, so many of you besiege me, I will fall behind? If I hadn't come to listen to it, do you think I would be afraid of you, a little ghost in the underworld?"
Hearing this, I was ridiculous, and said: "Hahaha, since ancient times, there has only been a king and a loser, and if you lose, you will lose, no matter what reason you have, if you are really capable, now our position should be reversed." ”
The green muscles on the demon's face jumped violently, and he said angrily: "I don't need you to teach me, now that I am in your hands, you can kill or chop whatever you want." ”
I waved my hand and said, "I didn't say what I wanted to do with you, I just wanted to learn something from you." ”
This demon let out a cold snort from his nose and said, "You know something? You waste my mana and destroy my cultivation, I can't wait to gnaw your bones, and now you still want to trick me, haha, it's a big joke." ”
I smiled and said, "Don't worry, you'll say it, but I still want you to say it yourself, so that some of your sins can be relieved." ”
The demon sneered: "Hahaha, I understand what you have to say, dog of the underworld, do you want to ask me about the Earth Immortal Alliance?"
I nodded unabashedly and said, "That's right, the demon is not clean in your mouth, and I don't bother to bother with you, but I want to remind you that the grasshopper shaking the tree will only end up being made fun of by future generations, now while your life is still there, hurry up and make your position clear, what is it if your cultivation is abolished? As long as your heart is pure, after a few years, you can also recultivate to the immortal class, and be a heavenly immortal in a down-to-earth manner, it is better than you follow the so-called Earth Immortal Alliance now, it is much better." ”
This demon was extremely disdainful of what I said, spat on the ground, and said: "I have already heard this set of ears are about to become calloused, and it is better to speak than to sing, among the five elements, we are the most lowly monsters, and we will become immortals for all generations? What kind of immortals will we become? I won't say how difficult it is to ascend to the fairy realm, even if we reach the heavenly realm, our monsters are also mounts ridden by 10,000 people! People also have three points of blood, not to mention that we are demons, and there are thousands of creations, why should we monsters be treated like this, we are not convinced, we are not convinced!! ”
At the end, the demon was completely roaring, and his eyes were full of resentment.
There is indeed some truth in his words, monsters, like us ghosts and immortals, are not treated by the immortals in the fairy world, and among the monsters, in addition to the seven sages of the demon king, the others are indeed the mounts of various immortals, but this is not his excuse.
I said, "You are right, but this is not an excuse for you to harm mortals, it is a serious crime for you to disturb the order of the yang world without permission, and you are also trying to harm the lives of mortals, which is even more of a crime. We ghosts and fairies are in a similar situation to you monsters, but have you ever heard that our ghosts and fairies have harmed mortals?"
The demon laughed fiercely: "Hahaha, that's your nest, and it's also a kind of hypocrisy! When you can't take care of it, you still have to pretend to care about the life and death of mortals, it's just a joke, a big joke, hahaha." ”
Wu Lingna couldn't listen to it anymore, so she pulled me and said, "What nonsense do you talk about this stubborn demon? If the demon can be influenced, it won't be called a demon! Feed her honest water directly, saving so much trouble." ”
If you really talk about it, Wu Lingna is much more decisive than me many times, but I have this character, I always like to persuade people to be kind, and I am verbose, and my father has scolded me for this.
Wu Lingna took out the honest water, and didn't talk nonsense with this demon, stepped up and pinched the demon's mouth, and poured a few drops of honest water into it, then clapped her hands, looked at me and said, "Okay, let's ask now." ”
The demon head that had been poured with honest water instantly drooped, and I walked up to him and said, "What is your position in the Earth Immortal Alliance, and what are you mainly responsible for?"
As soon as these words came out, the demon raised his head and looked at me with a blank look, but he didn't say a word, and I waited for almost five minutes, and the demon actually lowered his head again.
This made me a little confused about what the situation was, so I hurriedly said to Wu Lingna: "What's going on?
Wu Lingna also looked confused, shook her head and said, "I don't know, why don't you ask again?"
I said to this demon again: "What position do you have in the Earth Immortal Alliance, and how much do you know about the Earth Immortal Alliance?"
As soon as these words came out, the demon's reaction was exactly the same as just now, and he still looked at me with blank eyes, but he didn't say a word, and after a few minutes he lowered his head again.
This is really strange, today the honest water will not work? Wu Lingna looked at me and said, "Could this be a problem in some link, didn't the honest water work quite well last time?"
I shook my head and said, "What can be the point, just drop it directly into his mouth?
Wu Lingna shook her head and said, "You think this is buying health care products in the yang world, right? ”
I shook my head and said, "Gotta gotcha, so what do you say is going on?"
Wu Lingna took out the phone and said, "I don't know about this, wait until I ask the customer service of this house." ”
In order to figure out what was going on, I also leaned over to the phone to see what the seller had to say.
Wu Lingna typed out a line of words: "Dear, are you there?"
The reply was also very fast: "What about you, is there anything wrong with you?"
"Your honest water, it seems that something is wrong, I bought a bottle and came back, and I only used it once, and this second time it didn't work. ”
"Then may I ask you, dear, who is it for?"
Wu Lingna looked at me and said, "What should I say about this?"
I waved my hand and said, "You just say that you are a monster that is more powerful than a fourth-class ghost immortal." ”
Wu Lingna replied as I said, and the seller replied: "Oh, this is a normal situation, no matter what kind of creature is above the third-class ghost immortal, honest water will not work." ”
If I go, it's useless for a third-class ghost immortal? You must know that the strength of the third-class ghost immortal is comparable, then there are many more in this yin and yang worlds, and this honest water still dares to sell it so expensive, isn't this a pit person?
I'm a little angry, Wu Lingna's temper has already exploded, and she replied cracklingly: "Doesn't your family's advertisement say that it is useful to everyone? Why is it that it is useless to say anything about third-class ghosts and immortals now, so your family's praise is all a lie?"
"This is a business, sometimes why be so serious, if you don't play some tricks, how can you make money, you, think you're unlucky." ”
I'm going, I'm really angry when I look at this, what kind of attitude is this, playing scoundrel, right?
Wu Lingna replied, "What do you mean by that? meaning you don't plan to give me a reasonable explanation?"
"Explain a fart, if you just say a flower, I won't return the fairy stone to you. ”
"Bastard, I'm going to complain about you. ”
"Hahaha, thank you for your complaint, but our store is preparing to close today, waiting to complain about me, there are more, you better go to the queue." ”
Wu Lingna was really angry and said to me, "How dare you cheat the old lady?"
immediately replied: "Bastard, I want to expose you, do you dare to report the address, I will come over and kill you right now." ”
After Wu Lingna's reply, the seller's avatar instantly turned black, and she did not reply again.
Wu Lingna was so angry that she stomped her feet and said aggrievedly: "Ahhhh ”
I'm not in the mood to worry about these things now, it's just that this honest water is useless, what should I do to get the words out of this demon's mouth?
This demon is soft and doesn't eat, this hard one is definitely useless, and with his skills, he must have a high status in the Earth Immortal Alliance, if he wants to know the secret of the Earth Immortal Alliance, he really has to get some useful information out of his mouth.
But at this time, I'm really tired, I haven't slept much after a night's work, so let Xiao Hei and them come.
I pulled Wu Lingna, who was still sulking, and said, "Okay, no matter how angry you are, this fairy stone has also been pitted, so you should buy a lesson." ”
Wu Lingna shook her head and said: "No, the old lady is so big, she hasn't suffered this kind of grievance, even if she digs three feet into the ground, I have to find out this bastard." ”
Looking at the indignant Wu Lingna, I have no choice, this world is big, where to find it.
Out of the basement, Xiao Hei and the others said to me excitedly, "Boss, did you ask something?"
I shook my head and said: "Ask a fart, that honest water is useless, you will go to the trial in a while, I am a little tired, go up and lie down for a while, the demonic mana has been heard and abolished, you can do it no matter what." ”
Xiao Hei said with a surprised face: "What? Honest water is useless, didn't Sister Nana say that it works for everyone?"
Wu Lingna said angrily: "I was just cheated by a bastard......"
I didn't participate in the next thing, let Wu Lingna talk to Xiao Hei, and I went back to the room, took a shower happily, and then jumped into the quilt and fell asleep beautifully.
I don't know how long I slept, but suddenly I heard the sound of the door opening, and I reflexively opened my eyes.
I saw a figure jump on my bed, ride on me through the quilt, and I was shocked, thinking that something had happened.
But when I looked closely, it was Wu Lingna, who was full of spring breeze, and ran into my room.
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