I put down my chopsticks angrily, picked up the lemonade in my hand, and drank half a cup in one go.

Jiang Beisheng looked at me and saw the hatred of the poor mountains and bad waters.

It is said that the enemy of the enemy is a friend, and the rejection of the enemy is undoubtedly inspiring. I hiccuped contentedly, Jiang Beisheng's disgust was like the powder on the matchmaker's face, puffing layer after layer. It's funny and relieving to watch.

I let go of the cup, propped up half of my face with one hand, and said with a coquettish joke: "Jiang Beisheng, are you ...... to me?"

In all the routines related to love chasing, no matter whether such a contemplative sentence comes from the mouth of both men and women, at this time, if you don't accidentally bump into a passer-by who will disturb the situation than a blind cat and a dead mouse, it can't be called a routine.

When Gege knew that he appeared in front of me and Jiang Beisheng in this posture, the rugged northwest man became a restrained girl in seconds.

"Hello, my name is Jiang Beisheng. ”

"Uh, hello. ”

To be too restrained is to destroy one's own prestige and increase the ambition of others.

Gege doesn't understand this truth, but Jiang Beisheng does. Therefore, Jiang Beisheng's introduction is full of arrogance and no one else, and Gege's momentum is thin and inferior. I glanced at him with a slightly displeased eyebrow.

This unassuming Northwest man sat in the seat next to me, but he didn't know that the murderous spirit was everywhere. A pair of eyes that were more focused than tempeh, and at the moment he was staring unblinkingly at the cup of freshly made bubble tea in front of me that made me wait forty minutes before being served on the table, and finally fell into his hands.

I coughed unwillingly, Gege's eyes were not slanted, his mouth was not crooked, and he was still single-minded, just sitting still.

I remember one time, Mosquito drank a little wine and complained to me privately, saying that the biggest enemy in her marriage was not a hand-to-hand handover, nor was it a disagreement, but the woodenness and introversion of her man.

I extremely disagree with her slander of Gege's character, not only seriously criticized and educated her, but also said unashamedly: "Mosquito, you are wrong, this is not your enemy, this is honest and reliable." ”

Mosquito sneered: "Fox, believe me, in front of your spouse, this is all evil cold violence, and in front of people you don't know, this is a kind of waste material that can definitely make you extremely depressed." ”

Time has passed, but it is difficult to hide the wisdom of the insight and the sharpness of the point. In my deep shame, I felt great sympathy for the difficulty of living with mosquitoes.

Jiang Beisheng on the opposite side watched the fire, smiled at the corner of his mouth, and ordered a cup of green tea triumphantly. The waiter who stepped forward to take the order, just like spring and summer always have to alternate, this time, it was a girl with a kind smile.

The girl looks like she is in her twenties, but she has a pair of evil peach blossom eyes. In a trance, everything really confirmed the sentence in the book: women look at men, the more they look at them, the more interesting they become, and women look at women, no matter how they look at them, they are demons and monsters. Compared with the two, I really like the coquettish waiter.

The waitress girl put away the list slowly, and walked reluctantly, Jiang Beisheng was like a roundworm in the girl's stomach, and called her back at the right time: "I'm sorry, I have to add another cup of green tea." ”

Scorching peach blossoms, a piece of spring splendor.

I stared at this girl's eyes, but Jiang Beisheng stared at me: "Wife, I remember you said that you prefer green tea to bubble tea, right?"

The green, dark and red are sparse, and the fallen flowers are colorful and hit the streets.

In those suddenly dim eyes, I gloated at the sudden loss of peach blossoms.

But I forgot that there is a kind of handsomeness, which is called handsome, but three seconds.

Three seconds later, I trembled, and the whole person was like a ghost, my eyes were wide open, the corners of my mouth trembled, and my face was in disbelief: "Old ...... Old...... Wife ......"

Although the peach blossom girl in the tea restaurant is a little annoying like a fly, and the dried beef in the set meal is largely an unknown creature that can't be chewed no matter how much it is chewed, this does not affect my favorability of it in the slightest. If it weren't for Jiang Beisheng, a-stirring stick, who stewed my pure friendship with Gege, which was purer than wahahaha pure water, into a pot of foul-smelling extramarital lover cheating soup, I would never have sat in this black car that I bowed to.

Gege's brain circuit finally came to his senses after running ten 1,500 meters.

Wu Xiaoqi, you ...... Did your husband misunderstand me?

Sitting in the passenger seat, he secretly sent a message to me, who was sitting in the back seat.

I quickly replied: A typical little southern man, his heart is not as big as a needle's eye. It's okay.

The woman said that it was okay, maybe it wasn't really fine, but it definitely meant that she was really not interested in the topic and didn't want to continue to delve into it. But between men and women, the distance is never poetry and distance, but the world is different.

I saw the back of Gege's head trembling slightly, and immediately replied: "You're okay, it doesn't mean I'm okay." Wu Xiaoqi, hurry up, explain to him well, don't embarrass me. ”

I looked at these square words, and my heart suddenly longed for a cold violence against me like dry wood longing for fire and longing for rain and dew.

Well, that's right, that means please let me fend for myself.

But I clearly underestimated the stubbornness of a straight man.

The successive mobile phone message tones, in the very tightly sealed and narrow compartment, are as abrupt as they are. I fumbled for a silence on my phone, but a hand came over coldly, like a thief sneaking into the house in the middle of the night, picking up the tinkling phone and running.

I was in a hurry, and rushed over to grab it in a panic, just as the car made a big turn, and the whole person slipped towards Jiang Beisheng...... Uh, the still strong chest mouth rolls away.

If this is a cliché love story, then this moment must be a once-in-a-lifetime good time in the turn of my love with him. At such a moment, no matter what kind of displeasure he had for me before, he should obey the will of the people and follow the principles of heaven, and immediately turned into a domineering president to hug me, saying the most vicious words in his mouth, but his body was very honest and gave me the most gentle care.

Perhaps, our relationship will go straight from the sheep's intestines to the broad road, and then we will all be happy to have children together.

However, this is not a cliché love story. It's just a tragedy, it's not about love.

To get back to the point, just when I was about to arrive at my destination, Jiang Beisheng moved swiftly at the speed of light, and flexibly pressed his body to the front seat, I was like a corner kick with an error, and after a short friction with his arm, I hit the car door directly with a bang. In the flames of Venus, I didn't have time to hold myself tightly, and it was another big reverse turn, and I was unceremoniously thrown back again.

After this hellish maneuver, a piercing braking roared from the fierce battle between rubber and asphalt concrete.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, the car in front seems to be skidding, you guys...... Are you all right?"

The elite man, including Sven's philistine, looked at Jiang Beisheng with a frightened expression, and his words trembled a little.

"It's fine. Jiang Beisheng held on to the car door and sat down slowly, and glanced out of the car: "You go down and have a look." ”

"I'll go with you. ”

The elite man's "good" was still in his mouth and he didn't say anything, Gege had already snapped, let go of the seat belt and got out of the car.

I was dizzy and glanced at Jiang Beisheng.

He was stunned for a moment, and then, as if he had opened his mind, he threw the phone back to me.

I frowned, uh, didn't I show concern or something?

"Before I got in the car, I reminded you that you also have to wear a seat belt in the back, and you won't let me fasten it if you don't wear it. I'm glad I'm fine, otherwise, I'll see how you'll pay?"

Good words are warm in three winters, and bad words are hurtful and cold in June.

I gritted my teeth and scolded secretly: Fuck your uncle's love.

(To be continued)