Chapter 127: Flirting with my sister's brain
This idea just popped up in my mind, but after thinking about it carefully, I felt that this idea was a little ridiculous.
The people who can appear in this ghost place are all forced in, where can there be so many scheming, I seem to be a little bit of a soldier, and I think everyone is a bad person.
I shrugged my shoulders and smiled self-deprecatingly, and I was about to walk in the direction where Wu Lingna and the others were, Xia Xiaoyu was a little unhappy with this smile, and rolled her eyes at me and said, "What are you thinking about? ”
I waved my hand and said, "I didn't think about anything, I just felt a little ridiculous." ”
Xia Xiaoyu stared at me for a full minute, and then said, "I don't look like it." ”
After Xia Xiaoyu said this, it was as if she suddenly remembered something, she unconsciously pulled her clothes, looked at me with disgust, and said, "You shouldn't have thought of something messy." ”
Hey, it seems that I really think too much, as the saying goes, it's really not nonsense, Xia Xiaoyu is absolutely in this sentence, no matter what aspect.
I didn't bother to reply to her, and walked straight forward, and when I got to the place where Wu Lingna and Wudao were, I told them what had just happened, but I omitted some parts.
After Wu Lingna and Wu Dao listened, Wu Dao said to me strangely: "It means that the death squad organized by the Jin family is only 8 people, but there are still nearly 100 corpses, so what do they want these 100 corpses for?"
I shook my head and said, "I didn't ask in detail, let's go over first." ”
Wu Lingna's mood was much better than just now, and she looked at me and said, "Is it credible?"
I nodded and said, "It should be credible, now everyone is a fallen person, there is no need to play so many tricks, even if it is not credible, I will never let you suffer any more harm." ”
When I said this last sentence, my tone was a little heavier than before, this is my promise to Wu Lingna.
Wu Lingna finally smiled, the gentle smile in Mo Che's eyes became more and more intense, and said, "With your words, I am not afraid of anything." ”
I was about to answer, but the Wudao body on the side shook continuously, and said, "Come on, don't sprinkle dog food here, don't force my single dog to bite you!"
As soon as I heard this, I laughed and said, "Oh, don't say it, the corpse chaser in front of me looks pretty good, and like you, looking at that dress is also a cultivator, but the mana is not very good." ”
As soon as Wudao heard this, Harazi was about to flow out, and hurriedly said: "Brother Qin, don't tease me, can't there be beautiful women in this ghost place?"
I smiled and nodded, "Yes, there really is, but the personality is quite spicy, it depends on whether you can hold it or not." ”
Wu Daote waved his hand confidently and said: "Just with my appearance, not to mention Saipan'an, I am a little better than you, let's go, let's go, don't ink, let me go over and have a look." ”
Wudao this kid is actually in a hurry, hahaha, if you want to say Wudao this kid, I don't know anything else, but in terms of obscenity, if he ranks second in my group of brothers, absolutely no one dares to rank first.
What impressed me the most was his WeChat nickname, what the is the teacher, don't turn on the lights, I'm the old man, just this WeChat nickname, it's enough to see that its obscenity can be called unprecedented.
With Wu Lingna and Wudao who had flowed all the way, when they arrived in front of the hundreds of corpses, Xia Xiaoyu had already lit a fire, sat by the fire and looked at me complainingly, "Why did you come here?"
I smiled and waved my hand and said, "I told my fiancée and my brother something, let me introduce you to you, this is my fiancée Wu Lingna." ”
I would never introduce Wu Lingna to others like this before, but now I have made up my mind that she is my fiancée, and she is the kind of fiancée who no one wants to hurt her again.
Wu Lingna stretched out her hand to Xia Xiaoyu very friendly and smiled: "Hello, my name is Wu Lingna." ”
Xia Xiaoyu also stretched out her hand politely, and then smiled: "I really didn't expect this bad man's fiancée to be so beautiful, hello, my name is Xia Xiaoyu." ”
I smiled and pointed at nothing, and then said to Xia Xiaoyu: "This is ......"
When I said this, I suddenly couldn't say any more, this kid looked at people with eyes that were almost straight, laughing like a fool, and the corners of his mouth were still saliva, a complete mentally retarded look!
Xia Xiaoyu originally looked at us quite friendly, but when she saw Wudao like this, her brows instantly furrowed, and I hurriedly said, "I don't know this mentally handicapped child who ran out of nowhere." ”
It's not that I dislike the unreasonable, it's just that he is obscene like this, it's just an insult to the word obscene, even if you fall in love at first sight, then you have to at least pretend to be a look, now this way, what's going on?
As soon as these words came out, Xia Xiaoyu laughed out loud, but Wudao came back to his senses, kicked at me, and scolded: "You are mentally retarded." ”
As soon as he finished scolding me, his eyes immediately became deep, and his deep voice could make people fall goosebumps, and said, "Hello, Miss Xia Xiaoyu, my name is Wudao, Wuji's Wu, and the Tao of thousands of ways!"
Xia Xiaoyu was stunned by the sudden change of Wudao, and couldn't come back to her senses for a long time, and only after a long time did she stretch out her hand and say, "Hello Mr. Wudao." ”
Wudao's eyes became melancholy again, his voice was still so hoarse, and he said lightly: "It's really an honor for me to meet such a beautiful young lady in such a place, I forgot to say it, Abtes is my English name, and the meaning of the name I gave me is, a meteor in the dust." ”
Meteor, I'm pumping your uncle, I'm about to throw up, no way, have you kid flirted with my sister ever asked the people next to us how they feel, even if you flirt with my sister, can you be normal?
Although you pretend to be innocent, your pretending method is enough to pull out and shoot hundreds of times!
Xia Xiaoyu smiled awkwardly and said, "Oh, so that's the case." ”
I directly pushed Wudao aside with one hand, and hurriedly said to Xia Xiaoqian: "My brother has a bad brain, don't think about it." By the way, where are the rest of you now?"
I'm busy changing the topic, I want to follow the method of flirting with my sister without Dao, even if people are not scared to death by him, they can be disgusted to death by him.
Xia Xiaoyu immediately said: "It should be close to the ancient temple, but they won't go in first, they will definitely wait for me to arrive, and then they will go in together." ”
Wu Lingna took the initiative to say, "Why did they wait for you to arrive before they went in together?"
Wudao hurriedly interjected: "Do you still need to ask? This shows that Miss Xia Xiaoqian is the core of their entire team, without her, how can the team move forward? Just like how can you live without me." ”
I rolled my eyes and said to Wudao: "This brain-dead classmate, please play with the sand on the side and talk about business!"
Xia Xiaoyu said with a smile: "I'm not the core of our team, it's just that the place in the ancient temple is a little strange, they can't get past without this team of dead corpses, but the speed of this pair of dead corpses is too slow, they are afraid of delaying the trip, so they go to explore the road first." ”
I was a little stunned by this, and then said, "Strange?
Xia Xiaoyu nodded and said: "It's weird, before we came, the Jin family specially introduced me to the situation of the ancient temple, where a large number of undead come and go, which is very dangerous for us mortals, so we have to rely on this batch of dead corpses to help us explore the way, just like a minesweeper, fill the pits one by one, and when the pits are filled, we can pass smoothly." ”
Aren't they ghosts?
I hurriedly said, "Are the undead you are talking about what we commonly call ghosts?"
Xia Xiaoyu nodded and said: "It can be said that it is not very accurate, ghost is the name of us mortals after death, but this undead is the name of the soul of the dead in the gap between them." ”
After going around in such a big circle, it's not just a ghost, it's just that the statement is different.
But what makes me strange is that Xia Xiaoyu said that where are a large number of undead in and out of the ancient temple, and where did this group of undead come from?
I continued: "Then do you know where these undead came from in this ancient temple? Could it be that this Imperial Spirit Realm is the underworld in this crack?"
Xia Xiaoyu shook his head and said: "I don't know the specifics, the Jin family just told us, where are there a large number of undead, let us take this team of corpses forward, and let them open the way for us when the time comes, avoid the damage of this group of undead, and help them successfully win the colorful box they want." It just so happened that I was going to chase the corpses, so I walked behind with this group of corpses. ”
Wudao's eyes lit up and said: "Oh, this is a coincidence, I am also a Taoist priest, and I am also a craftsman, second-class." ”
When he spoke, Wudao didn't forget to squeeze his eyebrows at Xia Xiaoyu, but Xia Xiaoyu didn't seem to know what the maker was doing, so he could only nod blankly.
I don't want to say anything about flirting with my brainless sister, but I'm just interested in the Jin family making such a team of corpses.
The Jin family is quite knowledgeable, using corpses to deal with the undead, if it is not as I expected, the intention of the Jin family is not to let Xia Xiaoyu and them manipulate this team of corpses to fight with these undead, but to use this team of corpses as bait.
Since this undead and a ghost are much the same, then the most fundamental need as a ghost is to find a substitute to reincarnate, there are so many ghosts in the yang world to harm people, it is because the qualifications for reincarnation are limited, ghosts can not be reincarnated, they can only harm people, find a substitute, and seize the reincarnation qualifications of others, so as to facilitate reincarnation and reincarnation as a human, it can be said that for ghosts, having a reincarnation qualification is definitely no less than a poor person who suddenly has hundreds of millions!
Of course, this group of corpses of the Jin family cannot be used as a stand-in for ghosts, but it is absolutely no problem to use it for a short period of time to coax.
But these are still my guesses, what did the Jin family want to do when they got such a large number of corpses, and they only knew it after they got the ancient temple.
I became more and more interested in the legendary ancient temple, not because there were colorful boxes hidden in the ancient temple, but because I wanted to see what the undead in the ancient temple looked like, and I heard Xia Xiaoyu say, where are there a large number of undead, and how many are these large numbers?
And why there are so many undead, you must know that a place does not have a large number of ghosts for no reason, there must be a certain reason for this.
(Education 123 Literature Network)