This was my first meeting with Jiang Beisheng.

If I had to use an idiom, it would be terrible.

Last night, with the determination to let the truth of the matter come to light, I had three rounds of wits and courage with him, but the fox was not good enough, but he was hindered and fell behind everywhere.

Tell me how frustrated I am.

Garfield was curious: Fox, how did he knock you out?

I snorted coldly: Do you think it's a martial arts competition in the ring?

The mosquito flew quickly and gave a kiss: hug my fox. Don't cry.

I quickly replied: Don't talk nonsense, you honestly confess, who summoned such a demon for me?

Obviously, this Zhaoxing Master's questioning must be completely and completely ineffective for my sisters who are not afraid of boiling water.

On the rivers and lakes, there was such a sentence that spoofed women's friendship.

Only when you are not doing well and need my sympathy and comfort, we are strong and close.

Whether I admit it or not, my three sworn friends who don't know the height of the sky are proving that this sentence is true with practical actions.

After listening to my accusations, they all acted like they were fine, muttering that they would turn into Sherlock Holmes and solve the case for me.

Solve a case?

Can this be called solving a crime?

This is not called, this is called a thief shouting to catch a thief, this is called beating to death and not admitting it.

I gritted my teeth in anger and sent out a bloody kitchen knife in a fit of rage.

In less than two seconds, the mosquito took the lead in taking a stand: This is too bad, isn't it? Introduce such a person to the fox? Who is it?

This position is quite official and steady, and I look up and down, left, and right, but I can't see the slightest flaw, so I have to stand still.

Confess leniently, resist strictly, whoever does it knows, stand up and admit your mistakes as soon as possible, and still be sisters. Otherwise, don't blame the cat for fighting for the fox and turning his face to deny you.

Garfield's tone is murderous, and he doesn't look like a demon king with evil intentions.

I considered it and made a question mark face: Kidney Bean, what do you think about this matter?

Kidney bean replied in seconds: Fox, have you taken a photo for a certificate? Send it out, let Bendou take a look, Bendou wants to see, who is so lacking in virtue and can't see you? Uh, by the way, do you have a photo of him?

The mosquito sent a sinister emoji: Kidney beans, you are exposed.

Garfield's five dog heads are coming: Who held up his mobile phone to take a photo with his mobile phone for the first time he saw a stranger? This round, I stand mosquitoes, and you are exposed.

Kidney Bean screamed bitterly: If Bendou does this trick, it will make Bendou unable to live a harmonious family life.

The mosquito sighed: Kidney Bean, you are a divorced person, what is wrong with your swear and swearing, and you can't live a happy family life, what is the difference between this and three hundred taels of silver here?

Garfield once again offered five dog heads: Kidney Bean, in the name of the Sisterhood, I order you to apologize to the fox immediately.

Kidney beans have a kind of broken kettle after being forced to be urgent: the oath just now, add two words - the rest of your life.

That's a bit of a ruthlessness.

I silently clicked on the photo album while watching the fire from the other side, and I really have a portrait of Jiang Beisheng's head.

Well, don't get me wrong, it's a coincidence.

Fox, my old girl's spring heart, there is only one Bai Muyan who wants to plot against me from beginning to end. This is why he will take advantage of the fact that he bows his head to pay, and makes this kind of ...... Well, the girl's pregnancy.

The hateful Jiang Beisheng.

If my prayer can be fulfilled again, if Jiang Beisheng is really a demon, then he must be a hundred-eyed demon smuggled from Japan to my great China.

The moment I pressed the shutter, the black face suddenly snatched half of the page.

"Secretly filming me?"

In the end, he was shamelessly beaten upside down.

I modestly waved my hand: "Don't dare, don't dare." ”

"Bring it, I'm going to check. Jiang Beisheng spread his hands, and the corners of my mouth were crooked: "We don't seem to know each other very well, check your mobile phone, you ...... I don't think it...... Isn't that appropriate?"

"I don't think so. ”

Jiang Beisheng spit out three words arrogantly, and my face was slightly embarrassed.

I secretly said in my heart: If I were a whip, I would definitely not hesitate to whip this undersized man all over the ground to find teeth.

Unfortunately, I'm not.

So, I could only swallow my anger and hold on to my phone.

Fortunately, the man I like has a chivalrous heart that pulls out a knife to help when the road is uneven.

He smiled and gave Jiang Beisheng a punch: "You're not tofu, are you afraid of being photographed?"

Jiang Beisheng glanced sideways unhappily, but finally Mingjin withdrew his troops and no longer embarrassed me.

I exhaled, although I was grateful to Bai Muyan for helping me out, but I had to admit that this joke was really cold. Even if I rewind it after one night, it is still just a bad joke, which makes my disgust with Jiang Beisheng go to the next level.

It's rare for this girl to be so angry with an irrelevant person that she is so irrational.

Kidney Bean said that a woman's sanity is like wine in a bottle, whoever touches it is unlucky. She was only half right.

The other half is that women who lose their minds will not be too lucky.

After I abandoned my reason, I childishly raised my middle finger and poked Jiang Beisheng's two big nostrils facing the sky, and I was very happy. If you don't pay attention and poke at the wrong place, this group photo is like an arrow that can't turn back, and it flew to the chat group.

Time stood still in that moment.

From what I know about those three women, this kind of stillness can only be the tranquility before the storm. It's just an illusion.

Sure enough, thirty seconds later, Kidney Bean jumped out passionately: he couldn't hide it from the eyes of the sisters, so Bendou admitted it in moderation, that's right, this guy was introduced to the fox by Bendou.

I rubbed my temples in pain.

The mosquito threw out a roll of his eyes: Kidney Bean, can you make a face? This is obviously the mysterious gift I prepared for the fox.

Garfield sent three times in a row hahaha: You two want to ask for credit, I won't stop you, but before you invite credit, should you also ask me if the hero behind the scenes is willing to give away the credit?

Kidney Bean smiled: Who was crying and begging me to confess and resist strictness just now?

I really can't stand it: are you misunderstanding? There are two men in the photo, do you know which one I want to fight against?

There was once a boring brick family who once said, if you want to divide women and let them talk about men, if you want to unite women, let them talk about men.

It turns out that this brick family is not boring at all, she said, uh, all in the middle.

After a tearing battle, my three sworn friends reached an unprecedented consensus in their caliber and views because of Jiang Beisheng, a man.

I was embarrassed: Don't you think that Bai Muyan, who is white and clean and has beautiful facial features, is more worth my risk?

The mosquito sends out a NO: Fox, it's time for you to get a pair of glasses.

I frowned: What do you mean?

Kidney Bean: Meaning, you don't look at a man's eyes.

I'm surprised: don't you see that he is a man with a vicious face?

GARFIELD SENT THREE NONO'S IN A ROW: "THIS IS NOT CALLED A FIERCE FACE, THIS IS CALLED COOL AND HANDSOME." ”

Well, I'll admit, it's really stupid to have one against three.

sighed, and decided to bypass Jiang Beisheng and directly popularize the beauty of Bai Muyan with this group of forgetful women, and an unpopular phone call was born. I risked an extra nasolabial fold and took it.

"Where are you?

"Arrived, arrived where?"

"Wu Xiaoqi, I don't like women who are not punctual, and I don't like women who are untrustworthy. You'd better hurry up. ”

"Well, Mr. Jiang Beisheng, I admit that I behaved unpunctually last night for irresistible reasons, but this is not true, I, I really don't understand. ”

"Downtown cinema, a movie at 9 a.m., you said you invited me to watch it. ”

"Uh...... This, you weren't ...... yesterday"

"It's 8:05, remember, it's coming. I don't like unpunctual women. ”

(To be continued)