Dad's words were as if I could only play lip service, and I waved my hand and said, "At present, we have figured out the purpose of the Earth Immortal Alliance. ”

When my father heard this, he smiled and said, "Oh, then you should tell me, what is the purpose of the Earth Immortal Alliance?"

I said word by word: "War against the Emperor of Heaven!"

As soon as these words came out, not only Dad, but even the two uncles of Black and White were happy, and Dad shook his head and said: "Look at your situation, I thought you had made some valuable news, just what you said, even the aunt who swept the floor in the underworld knew." ”

I waved my hand and said, "Cut, although we haven't figured out this Earth Immortal Alliance yet, we know very well that Dad, you have a little bit of fancy intestines." ”

Dad raised his eyelids, finally looked directly at me, and said, "Yo, the stinky boy has a lot of breath, so you can tell your old man, what are we thinking?"

I smiled and said: "You don't look down on this so-called Earth Immortal Alliance at all, and you have never looked at the fact that they want to start a war with the Emperor of Heaven, but it doesn't work anyway, so you just throw this matter to us children, first, to exercise, and secondly, to eliminate this bane, Dad, am I right?"

As soon as these words came out, Dad was stunned, and Uncle Black and White laughed, and Uncle Hei said: "Hahaha, king, this little abacus in your heart, we Yan'er have already seen through it, you have a successor, hahaha." ”

Uncle Hei smiled like this, my father's face was a little unbearable, and he slapped me on the head, and said: "Stinky boy, you can do it, I always think about how to calculate your old son, so since you have felt the bottom so clearly, why hasn't there been any progress so far?"

I waved my hand and said, "I'm not completely sure, how dare I act rashly, yes, you don't look down on the Earth Immortal Alliance, but we can't, and you also said that in this selection, everything can only be relied on by yourself, and your parents can't give any help." We are now weak, how can we investigate? What's the matter, we have to let ourselves have some capital first, and then we can do what we need to do. ”

Uncle Bai clapped his hands and said, "Okay, brave but not reckless, fast and not panicked, Yan'er, you have only been in the yang world for a long time, and the speed of growth is much faster than in the underworld." ”

Hearing Uncle Bai praise me, my father was quite happy in his heart, but on the surface, he said: "Okay, okay, don't praise this stinky boy to the sky, this thing hasn't been done yet, and the glory will be given first." ”

Dad then looked at me again and said, "By the way, stinky boy, you pit Lao Tzu with more than 20 million immortal stones, what do you want to do with them?"

At the mention of more than 20 million immortal stones, Uncle Hei and Bai were not happy, Uncle Hei patted his thigh and said: "King, you are shameless in what you say, you only produced more than 10 million immortal stones, and also pit me and Brother Bai More than 10 million immortal stones, how come as soon as you come to Yan'er, it will all be yours." ”

stains, it seems that my father, not only pits his son, but even his own brother. Dad's old face turned red and said: "Oh, you can't say that, they are all their own brothers, these more than 10 million immortal stones are a fart, we have been born and died together for so many years, who cares about this money, you see I'm asking this stinky boy, aren't you afraid that he will spend money?"

Uncle Bai patted me and smiled: "Yan'er, you really took half of your father's life this time, in order to raise money for you, your father dragged me and your black uncle into the water, it can be seen that your father still loves you very much." ”

Although my dad is stingy, but when there is something really going on, he is unequivocal to me, after all, he is his own father.

I smiled and said, "Uncles, rest assured, more than 20 million immortal stones are really for us to make a big deal." ”

Immediately, I told my father and Uncle Black and White about the revelation of God. When my father heard this, he patted the sofa and said, "Damn, it's really a black-hearted vendor, just such a thing, and he actually asks for so much money." ”

Uncle Bai said: "Actually, you can't say that, after all, the utility of people is there, and this money is not lost, as long as it can really help Yan'er and them, it is worth it." ”

Dad said with a bitter and hateful face: "Now that business and trade are beginning to be carried out everywhere, the bastards in the fairy world, all of them are as rich as a rich man, and then look at our underworld, make up more than 20 million people who are hurting their muscles and bones, if they provoke me one day, I will directly take my brothers to fight and rob them directly, damn, it's too annoying." ”

Although Dad's words are mostly joking, compared to our underworld and the fairy world, it is really not a star and a half.

Uncle Hei said: "King, in fact, why don't you want to think that our underworld also develops commercial trade, it can be in the fairy world, why can't we be in the underworld?"

Dad said: "Why haven't I thought about it, but these other Hades don't agree, what can I do? ”

Listening to my father's conversation, I feel that Dad's Hades is not easy to do, and the fairy world and our underworld are really not very good at dealing with each other, after all, they are immortals, and we are ghosts and immortals, although they all brought an immortal, but after all, there are too many people with poor strength, and most of the immortals in the fairy world are all ordinary people who cultivate and ascend, and there are very few of us who have cultivated and ascended, so this is weak, and people don't look down on us at all.

This is a bit far, I hurriedly pulled the topic back, and said, "Dad, since you are all here, are you also this immortal stone..."

When I said this, I deliberately didn't go on, but looked at my dad with a smile.

Dad gave me a blank look and said, "You are indispensable, you stinky boy, you will only calculate your old son." ”

As soon as these words came out, my father took out a palm-sized cloth bag from his suit pocket, and then threw it to me, saying: "There are 27 million immortal stones in the bag this day, which is the limit of me and your two uncles, I can tell you, if you don't use the real thing, see if I don't open your ass." ”

I couldn't help but shake my head and said, "Dad, are you really so poor? Although this is a little more money, but the three of you are also famous, this money is not enough." ”

As soon as these words came out, my father and two uncles let out a wry smile.

I scratched my head and said, "Did I say something wrong?"

Uncle Bai patted me on the shoulder and said, "Hey, Yan'er, you haven't married yet, and when you get married, you will know why men are so poor." ”

I heard this in a fog, how can a man become poor as soon as he gets married? Although I don't understand it, I don't want to ask, anyway, it's still early for me to get married.

My dad suddenly patted me on the head and said, "By the way, how are you and Nana doing now? When will I be able to hold my grandson?"

I shook my head and said, "I said Dad, can you speak more subtly? So many uncles are here, why are you talking about hugging your grandson?"

Dad and the two uncles were happy, and Dad smiled: "What's the matter, it's not embarrassing, right? If you want to say that you stinky boy, you haven't had anything to worry about since you were a child, the only thing is your daughter-in-law, I said you stinky boy, why are you so subtle." ”

As soon as I heard this, my head was big, and I hurriedly said: "Count me begging you, my father, you are a messy mandarin duck score, you almost didn't force me to death, you'd better go back and discuss with Uncle Wu, discuss, cancel this unrelated marriage for me quickly, let me learn to learn from the children of the yang world, free love, okay." ”

When my father heard this, he became interested and said, "Yo, I haven't heard you say this before, are you a stinky boy in the yang world, and you have fallen in love with other people's girls!"

I didn't want to hide it from my father, so I said bluntly: "That's right, I just like other girls, and I only treat Wu Lingna as a sister, dad, don't follow it." ”

Dad suddenly pointed at me and said to Uncle Hei Bai: "Look at me, like me, it's exactly the same, this eats in the bowl, and I have to worry about the pot, hahahaha." ”

As soon as Dad's words came out, I was directly thundered by him, and I shook my head and said: "Dad, what kind of attitude do you have, I am now being forced by you to marry me, squeezed between two girls, I don't know what to do, you are good, like a nobody." ”

Dad waved his hand and said, "There's nothing you can do about it?"

I nodded vigorously and said, "Yes, this emotional matter is the most difficult to deal with, who wants to be caught in the middle, and neither end is a person." ”

Dad laughed and said, "I said stinky boy, what's so difficult about this, both of them will marry me home, I'm happy, your mother is also happy, you must be even hahahaha." ”

This is really something that only an old and unserious person like my dad can say.

I waved my hand and said, "Dad, can you not be joking, both of you will marry home? Do I have such great ability? And feelings are such a thing, it is about feelings, and this can't delay others either." ”

Dad waved his hand and said: "Who is joking with you? What kind of feeling do you say, can't you cultivate it slowly? And don't say anything about delaying or not delaying, as long as she likes you both and you abandon either party, it will be a delay for them, son, this kind of thing, sometimes don't think too much, be simple and rude, and be good for everyone." ”

It turns out that reasoning with my dad doesn't make sense at all, because he doesn't recognize your reasoning at all, okay, when it comes to this, there's no need to talk to my dad anymore, now let's take a step at a time.

Dad suddenly threw an invitation card into my hand and said, "Stinky boy, go to Yunshanmen to help me invite a guest." ”

I scratched my head and said, "What? Yunshanmen? Why haven't I heard of it?"

Dad patted the sofa and said, "I forgot it quite quickly, didn't you just have a holiday with someone some time ago?"

This makes me even more confused, when did I have a holiday with Yun Shanmen?

(Education 123 Literature Network)