Chapter 108: Hold on
The people in the second team were frightened by the seven trillion.
They trembled.
They were terrified.
They are real men with iron bones, but no one can guarantee that they will still be rich after they die?
The captain of the second team was even more categorical: "My husband doesn't need a room! I'm dead, what kind of room do I want?"
"Oh. A team of indifferent faces.
"After you die, you can't eat, there's no entertainment, and no one chats, and many ghosts don't like to chat together, and they accidentally overlap each other to hurt their privacy...... Wouldn't you be bored if you didn't work?"
Team 2: ......
"No, I can!"
The second team swears by it.
The first team was even more indifferent: "But there is no good house, and ordinary ghosts can't be reincarnated to find families with good school districts in first-tier cities." ”
What the?!
The second team is unbelievable - is reincarnation so utilitarian and naked?!
Corrupt, too corrupt.
Dark, too dark.
"Not really. Bai Miao spoke: "Because it does take a lot of money to buy a house in the underworld, the money needs to be transformed into incense merits, or the salary and bonus of serving in the underworld." Since the former has the merit of incense, it proves that it is indeed worthy of having a good family in the next life. The prefecture also needs to review and look at good and evil, so ......"
He smiled slightly, "You know. ”
Team 2: ......
No, no, we don't understand!
……
The captain of the second team swore again: "No matter what, when I die, I won't work here anyway!"
The team members nodded one after another, looking at the ghosts of the team, and always felt that they had been deceived - the bosses of this year only shouted the slogan of 996, but did not give 996 wages, and these bosses must be the same as if they were ghosts.
A team of players looked at them with pity: "You guys are so naïve. ”
"Do you know that the population has exploded in the last ten years? Then why do you think that so many people are reincarnated when they die? Especially nowadays, for various reasons, fewer and fewer children are born. ”
The captain of the second team suddenly had a bad thought in his heart - her daughter-in-law only gave birth to one at home, because raising children was too expensive. According to today's market, kindergartens are equipped with three interest classes as standard, where can they afford to raise a larger one?
So......
"How can I be reincarnated if I die and don't have a house?
Bai Miao shook her head: "If you want to be reincarnated, you have to line up first. Then wait for tens or hundreds of years, then draw the number, shake it, and then continue to queue up......"
Team 2: ......
"Is there no other way?"
They couldn't help but ask—it's sad to say, after all, they're still in the prime of life, who knows that they'll have to worry about the next life......
"Yes. A team of ghosts replied: "If you are willing to be reincarnated as pigs, cows, sheep, chickens, ducks, fish, insects, etc., then if you have a short life, you can be reincarnated several times a day." ”
"These breeds were reincarnated by criminals before, and the number is naturally incomparable with the general public, but the demand is still greater - you think about it, rabbits have to give birth to several litters a year, not to mention what frogs and mosquitoes, so, choose to vote for these, and now each breed gives a way to die!"
Team 2: ......
Give away the death method or something, thank you, no need.
……
In short, after chatting, it not only opened the door to a new world, but also made everyone worry about the future.
In this way, is it necessary to set aside a part of each month's salary to prepare paper money for yourself first?
Alas!
I haven't figured it out in my life!
It's three or four o'clock in the morning, and the first team still has energy, but the second team is gone—the hotel will open the day after tomorrow, and there will be a full day of preparatory work tomorrow—and thanks to the fact that there are many talents in the villa today, from the bottom of the service staff to the loyal management to the top leaders, there is no shortage of them anyway, which makes a huge hotel in such a good state now.
As for where the talent comes from?
Everyone knows that the better a person is, the more things he does, the more he does, the more tired he is, and the more tired he is, the worse his body becomes......
Ahem.
In short, Lord Huai is giving unemployed ghosts a chance to re-employ, and the merit is immeasurable.
In comparison, the second team is indeed a little more difficult - after all, let them do other things they are good at, but the security work (ordinary hotel-level security) is really a bit troublesome.
For this reason, the second team had no choice but to retire first - of course, whether they could fall asleep tonight or not was a different matter.
……
Speaking of the hotel of Baihua Villa, it is really not ordinary, the hotel has not yet opened, and the fire protection industrial and commercial tax bank has come several times - after all, there are many trees on the mountainside, and there are many trees, if you don't do a good job in this aspect, then no one can get better once something happens.
But because it is a project of a large group, a group of people did not do much to make it difficult - that is, there were two small leaders who were not distracted and were full of food and drink, and they were not satisfied with the "little care" they gave away, and they had to take some away, and they almost made an unpleasant scene, and the staff accompanying the administrative department was also interviewed by Zhao Liangyu in person, and they were relieved at this moment and allowed to take out.
Good guys, that's really welcome, but if you think it's good at the table, you'll be arranged. This thing is too tempting, and the people who were trying to stop it on the side are also a little moved-
They heard that this background was hard, so they ate the next meal steadily, but now it is so easy to relax......
The smile on the face of the escort was really unstoppable.
As soon as the car started, the leader of the administration department gave a look, and immediately a little ghost followed.
Afterward......
Later, there was no later.
It is said that during the return trip, there was something wrong with the car that the two leaders were sitting in, and all the things they brought back full of the back seat and the full trunk were all smashed, and they were arched up by wild dogs from nowhere with red eyes and stinking saliva, as if they also had rabies......
On a hot day, several cars stopped in front and behind, and everyone was in a cold sweat.
……
I don't know if the dog has rabies, but the sheep herd on the other side of the sheep is a solid meal for the dog to eat a good meal - it is an ordinary pastoral dog, the good-looking ones are herding sheep, just these two are ugly, born with a grinning look, and now they are fed by the girls in the marketing department every day, ready to create Internet celebrities.
As for why it's a pastoral dog and not a border herding or something—just kidding, how easy it is to feed the pastoral dog, eat everything, and look good, can other dogs do it?
Now that he has done such a big job, after the shepherd secretly fed the meat, in the dry cough of the leadership, he quickly took out a handful of dog food of ten yuan a pound and fed it to the dog one by one:
"Come, it's time for lunch! three big clowns, three second clowns. Let's have four for dinner!"
The leader nodded in satisfaction.
Then he looked around vigilantly and whispered, "It is said that the boss is back here, so ...... Hold on!"
The shepherd understood: "Understood. ”
It's not the first time we've communicated like this.