Chapter 111: Treating the National Competition as Dung
After Lin Guorong went home, he smoked non-stop, 3 cigarettes in half an hour, and it seemed that he had no pursuit of his lifespan. Lin Miao peeled an orange, sat on the upper side of the second-hand smoke and stared at Lao Lin, and after watching it for half an hour, she couldn't help but say: "Dad, if there is something unpleasant, let's be happy when I say it~"
"Ahem!ahem, cough, cough, cough!" Lao Lin almost choked to death with a puff of smoke, coughed more than a dozen times in a row, coughed out the saliva choked into the trachea, and finally relieved his breath, panting and grinning, "Spicy next door, Lao Tzu was almost laughed to death by you......"
Lin Miao nodded.
This attitude is very good, and it has a great sense of humor!
Why didn't you think about it before you beat me to the hospital last time?
Lin Miao thought very resentfully, and Lao Lin said at this time: "I met an old scoundrel today and entangled me." I have to ask him to give him 1,000 yuan so he won't petition. ”
Lin Miao asked, "Did you give it?"
"Yes. Lao Lin sighed, "I gave 500 yuan." ”
Lin Miao asked again: "Has he made a written note?"
Lao Lin asked rhetorically: "What note?"
Lin Miao said with disdain: "Of course, I promise to take your money, and I won't petition for the land note in the future! Otherwise, he will trouble you to do this next time? After taking the note, you will want to sue him again in the future, and there will be direct evidence, if that guy is endless, go directly to the court to sue him and let him go to jail! Look at how he will visit when he goes to prison!"
Lin Miao has been mixed with the system for ten years, and in terms of his attitude towards petitioners, he has always been as hostile as the leaders.
Lao Lin's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he suddenly realized: "That's right...... Why didn't I think of that?"
But after saying that, he paused a little more, and said entangledly: "But what if he comes out to take revenge on us?"
Lin Miao replied irresponsibly: "Then even if we are unlucky, we just happened to run into an anti-social one." ”
Lao Lin's brows furrowed into a small hill, his mood became heavier and heavier, he took a deep breath of cigarette, and solved the fourth root after returning home. Then asked Lin Miao, "Why didn't you endorse it today?"
Lin Miao said: "I finished the exam today. ”
"Finished the exam?" Lao Lin was so busy that he didn't know the sun and the moon, and he went out of the scene for more than ten days in a row, and he didn't even have to listen to the gossip news between the Obasan people in the street, and then Lin Miao said that he came back to his senses, "So there will be a holiday from tomorrow?"
"Hmm. Lin Miao nodded.
Lao Lin also nodded and said, "It's not a few days after the Chinese New Year......" His brows stretched slightly, the corners of his mouth rose, and he didn't know what strange thoughts came out of his heart, anyway, he suddenly became happy.
At the top of the staircase, there was the sound of clattering footsteps.
Jiang Ping's high heels hit the ground.
Lao Lin said in a deep voice: "Your mother is back." ”
As soon as the words fell, Jiang Ping pushed the door in, and when she saw Lin Miao sitting on the small bench obediently, she was instantly emotional, took off her shoes and ran forward, hugged Lin Miao and kissed her fiercely, and then asked expectantly, "How did you do in today's exam?"
Lin Miao said: "Play normally." ”
Jiang Ping asked again: "Is there a double hundred?"
Lin Miao said, "Mom, do you think it's easy to double hundred?"
Jiang Ping was puzzled: "Isn't it? I heard other people say that elementary school students have to take the double hundred exam to be considered good? Are you particularly difficult to take the exam?"
Lin Miao sighed: "Mom, listen to me, what about the person who talks to you like this, either he has not read a book, or he is bragging, this kind of thing is an exam, especially if there is a subject like Chinese in it, unless that person gets the answer to the question in advance, and by the way, he also buys the teacher who corrects the paper, otherwise there is no guarantee that he can get a full score." Even if it's a primary school exam, it's difficult, otherwise what else will you take?"
Jiang Ping's expression fell suddenly, and she whispered: "I told people today that it is very easy for you to take the double hundred exam......
yes, yes, in my last life, you had been even more awesome with others.
Didn't the slap in my face turn out?
Dear Mom, you just have to cheat me, it doesn't matter! Complaining about half a word will mean that my son will lose!
"Then how much do you think you can take the test?" Jiang Ping was still a little unwilling.
Lin Miao had no choice but to say: "Look at your luck, if you are lucky, you should be able to get a double hundred, if you are unlucky, you may be able to score 98 or 99 points, anyway, the math is definitely 100 points." ”
"Just 100 points in mathematics, learn mathematics, physics and chemistry well, and you won't be afraid to go all over the world, Mom thinks you should still study mathematics well in the future, don't learn that Marx, people in the street say that learning Marx is useless. Jiang Ping and Lin Miao peddled the life experience of temporary workers on the street.
Lin Miao said with a disgusted face: "Mom, what they say, you can just listen to it as a joke." If they knew everything, they would still need to work on the streets?"
Jiang Ping said: "That's not what I said, how can people say that they are so old, some things must be clearer than you......"
"Clear fart! A group of foolish people, which one can be as smart as my son? Which of them has won the first prize in the city? Which one can write two books?" Lao Lin has always had a keen intuition on key issues, and when he encountered a situation where he raised the bar with Jiang Ping, his attitude was even sharper to poke Jiang Ping's heart.
Jiang Ping was extremely depressed by Lin Guorong's words, turned her head to look at the time, and said angrily: "Don't cook, go out to eat at night!"
Lin Miao looked up at the kitchen of her new home, that small space seemed to have never made anything else except cooking porridge and noodles recently, right?
It's really easy to go from thrift to luxury, and it's easier to go from luxury to laziness.
My mother's life is so chic, what should I do if there is a financial crisis at home in the future?
It seems that "Growing in the Dark" should still be written a little more.
Anyway, it's a long winter vacation, and there's so much time.
Lao Lin's work of sealing the mountain, or try to fool a few more readers, as for whether to smash the signboard or not, it doesn't matter......
Lin Miao thought of "Living in a Micro Situation", and couldn't help but think of Dongou Daily Publishing House, and then diverged for the second time, thinking of Ding Shaoyi, and the composition that had just been written silently and was ready to be handed over to Ding Shaoyi.
Lin Miao stood up and walked to the room, took out the essay he had just corrected, and handed it to Lao Lin Dao: "Dad, when you are free, you can help me send this essay to Aunt Shaoyi, and I want to take it to the capital for the competition." ”
Jiang Ping said on the side: "What Aunt Shaoyi, you can call her Grandma." ”
Lao Lin took Lin Miao's essay and looked at it for a long time, and found that he didn't understand a word, so he completely lost the mind of discussing the article with Lin Miao, and turned to the old routine and said: "Hmm...... Recently, this word is getting better and better, how did you practice this word......
He looked completely incomprehensible.
Then after a moment of silence, Lao Lin said troublesomely: "You don't need to send it over, you go and make a call, just read it to her directly, there are only a few hundred words in total, and it won't cost you a few phone bills." ”
Lin Miao nodded, and said in her heart that it was very good, the whole family regarded the national competition as dung, and was sincerely open-minded.