"Jinzi, how do you feel about recording songs?"

"Hey, I don't feel anything, I'm just a little nervous, it's not like usual. ”

Guo Zi suddenly pressed his soft body against Wu Jin's arm, "Well, you said you wrote it for me, when will you write it, I really want to record a song of my own." Brother Wu, do you have time to help me write it recently? ”

Yes, no wonder it is so gentle, it turns out to be good. Alas, Wu Jin lamented a little, how did Guo Zi become like this when he teased her?

"Okay, okay, I'll help you think of a song tonight. ”

Seeing that Wu Jin didn't think about it, he agreed directly, Guo Zi shook off Wu Jin's arm vigorously, "Don't be so perfunctory, okay? Who wrote a song and wanted to write a song tonight? Can you have a snack." ”

Eh, how can this be? I put you at ease and said that I would do it immediately, why do you still think I am perfunctory? God, why is it so difficult for men. In my next life, I will definitely ......... Still being a man...

"You watched me write this song, and it didn't take much time. You can't compare the ordinary people out there with your genius husband, or you'll get the wrong information. Although Wu Jin was sad and angry, he didn't forget to pretend to be forced.

"Hmph, anyway, I don't care when you write it, if I don't like it. ”

"You, just, die, die, do. ”

"I promise you're satisfied. ”

Wu Jin almost swore a gambling curse and didn't stabilize his daughter-in-law. Brother, do you want to die?

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"Brothers, my song has been completed, please listen to it, guess who sang it? ”

"Wu Dada, listen well. You are so talented, ahhhh ”

"Great, could it be that you sang it?"

"I also think it's a big one. ”

"Wow, is it so nice to sing so much?"

"Don't you know that there is a profession called a sound repairer?"

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"A Laugh in the Sea" is originally very good, not to mention that there is such an author as Wu Jin. The combat effectiveness of those book fans is very good, retweeting everywhere and posting everywhere, which is not weaker than the fan circle at all.

It is reported that the recent popular "A Laugh in the Sea" was written by Wu Jin, the author of a million-selling book, with magnificent words, pride, lofty artistic conception, and majestic spirits.

And this singer has a clear voice, rich emotions, and a good grasp of the rhythm. is not inferior to those who are in the music scene now. And it is rumored that it was Wujin himself who sang it. My God, Wu Da is really a god, he can write, sing, play basketball, phew, and music?

Well, no kidding, let's analyze it carefully.

If you listen carefully, you can hear the vicissitudes and growth in it. From the rivers and lakes to the end of the world, looking back, from traveling all over the world to the beloved home. I'm tired of being happy and hateful, and I'm tired of deceit.

Okay, okay, okay, I admit it, I'm a fan of Wujin, please cheer you on. It's not just below, just a little student, thank you here. ”

Seeing this, I have a sentence to say, we have to believe that netizens are omnipotent, whether it is in the past life or in this life. After all, since ancient times, there have been great gods.

"Wow, the landlord is talented, and I admire and admire it. ”

"qiao, where did the book fans come from to be so literate, tsk, but I like it. ”

"It's turned around, and I support Wujin. ”

"Oh, the landlord is disgusting, disgusting, disgusting, licking it so much. Well, I'm just jealous, I'm not as talented as the landlord, and I grabbed a big eye. ”

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There is no doubt that "A Laugh in the Sea" is really popular, and it is a big hit. And Wujin was also blown by the fans to feel comfortable, physically and mentally happy, fluttering, transparent, and cool.

Sure enough, whether it's a man or a woman, as long as someone licks you, you're bound to be happy. So, you're unhappy just because there's one less person to lick you.

Since he was licked so comfortably, Wu Jin decided to have an interaction. Let them completely and truly burst out of their potential. After all, the Internet article in the future generations is that crying children have milk to eat, if you don't ask for votes, who cares about you?

"Comrades, you have worked so hard, as a father, I am very satisfied, I have decided, to play a game with you. The rules of the game are as follows. I say one poem, and you say the next. ”

Wujin hasn't started yet, just said the rules, and a large number of very strange verses appeared in the comment area.

Why don't the men take Wu Hook, but the weather is cool and autumnal.

Sijun makes people old, bamboo shoots and pork.

Thinking back to Gongjin back then, Xiao Qiao got married for the first time, which made me unhappy.

The old man chatted about the madness of youth, and a pear blossom pressed the begonia.

The Spring Festival is worth a thousand gold, and I never know that I have to do it.

The man has forty-one flowers, and I kill a hundred flowers after the flowers bloom.

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Well, almighty netizens are indeed omnipotent, they are simply invincible in the world, and they seek defeat in the world.

"Stop, stop, what are you doing? cao, so tender that I was caught off guard, stop me. Wu Jin was a little stunned, and slowly typed these words. Guo Zi next to him also laughed and trembled, wheezing again and again.

"Okay, tell us to stop, come on, let's stop. ”

"Alas, this climax hasn't reached yet, you actually told me to give up halfway, it's really (//∇//), but since it's big, then I'll stop. ”

"Stop, park, give me park. You Chu students, I'm going to kindergarten. ”

"CAO, Lao Tzu Chusheng, did you provoke you?"

"Brother, he meant... ”

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After a while of fooling around, Wu Jin finally calmed down those old drivers of Pipi shrimp. Wu Jin is not someone who gives up easily, although the first interaction was very unsuccessful, but he immediately started the second time with great interest.

Describe your relationship experience in as short a sentence as possible. ”

"I've licked every inch of her. ”

Big brother, are you serious?

Lu Yu: Really, I don't believe it.

Xiu'er, is that you?

""The Inner Activity When I Like You→ "A Little Sweet" → "The Funeral of the Rose".

This one is very incisive.

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"When I saw this question, I looked at my right hand and fell into deep thought. ”

"Jinzi, what does this mean?" The innocent Guo Zi gently supported his little face, looked at Wu Jin with a curious expression, and did not hide the desire for knowledge in his eyes.

"Well, that's what he usually uses his right hand to burn his life, yes, that's what it means. ”

"I don't understand. ”

It means a slow motion for the left hand and a slow motion for the right hand. ”

"Well, forget it, it's definitely not a good thing. Seeing that Wu Jin always talked about him left and right, secretively, and clearly explained, Guo Zi, who was smart about Bingxue, had already noticed something bad.

"Well, okay. "Wu Jin still has some regrets, what a good teaching opportunity, just slipped away from his eyes. It's a shame.

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"I don't know my feelings when I'm young, and I squander women for three years. It's too late to look back and keep it. I can only linger. ”

has friends who drive, of course, there are such literary and artistic youths, after all, there are a few people who read Wujin books who are not literary youths.

You can't mess around.

You can't mess around.

You can mess around.

It's messing around.

Come on.

Yes.

-22cm。

0 meters.

1 km.

50 km.

200 km.

1000 km.

If nothing else, we won't see each other again,

I wish you the best of luck in this life.

"Awesome, old girl. ”

"Deep, shallow. ”

"It's so profound. ”

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Well, no matter what Wujin does, what he says, how he does it, and how he says it, netizens can drive a grumpy Lamborghini and take you into the ditch.

"Well, brothers, you are too strong, too awesome, too unparalleled in the world, I ......... I, I'm so stupid that I'm running out of words, I'm so stupid that I have nothing to say, I'm gone, goodbye. It's really gone, you continue your carnival that belongs to you... ”

"Well, don't go, little brother. ”

"It's you Liu Mang, who scared my little brother away. Woo woo, I cried. ”

"You guys are so terrible, how do you know to bring bad child paper. ”

These people are very itchy, and they usually can't encounter this kind of several times, and they don't care whether Wujin is really gone or not, and continue their driving trip.

"Dig grooves, these people are terrible. ”

"Well, that's amazing, they. ”

Although they said to leave, Wu Jin and Guo Zi hugged the computer and watched it with relish.

(Some of the jokes are found on Zhihu, I'm a little timid, let's talk about it)