I made a call to Jiang Beisheng.

No one answered.

Luckily, I'm a persevering girl. I didn't answer one, so I dialed several in one go. Wait until the fourth, and finally pick it up.

I was so angry that I went crazy on the spot in the guard room: "Don't tell me that you didn't answer my first three calls because I didn't answer your three calls?"

"You can not answer my phone, why do I have to answer your phone?"

"I ...... I'm going to get down to business......"

"I don't have the heart to go along with you. ”

Nanako said that a woman's innocuous stinginess is fun, and the stinginess that tears her face is personality. But if this kind of taste and personality appears in a man, it is really just a small belly.

Unless you have muscles and fists, it's often the woman who suffers.

I gritted my teeth: "Do you know that Bai Muyan wants to decorate my home?"

"Yes. ”

"You agree?"

"He said you agreed. ”

"I ...... When did I agree?"

"Just when I called you and you deliberately didn't answer. ”

This half-sentence dialogue pattern that refuses to suffer makes me so angry that I am speechless.

Seeing that my face was wrong, the security guard quickly held up the decoration application form and smiled slightly: "Home and everything is prosperous, there is something to say." ”

I pulled the corners of my mouth mechanically, pulled out a wry smile, gently took the application form from the security uncle's hand, stuffed it into my satchel, and hurried out of the guard room. picked up a vacant space at the corner of the vestibule where no one passed, and couldn't suppress his anger and muttered angrily at the phone: "Jiang Beisheng, as a gift for the first day of marriage, I give you a piece of advice: There is only one possibility for a woman not to answer the phone, she is very resistant and rejects the person who called, not what the person wants to talk about." ”

A sullen laugh came from the other end of the phone: "Then should I hang up this call right now?"

"Rather than hanging up the phone, I think you should explain Bai Muyan's behavior. ”

"Bai Muyan is getting married. He decided to take back the room I had borrowed because his new wife needed a spacious and gorgeous cloakroom. In order to make up for the loss that you will accept me into your house a month in advance, he privately offered to give you a set of decorations. I don't think you should agree, but he said you agreed, let me tell him the number of your house......"

"I agreed, but I didn't tell him the building number?

"It's not logical, so I made three phone calls to confirm with you, who knew that you would be amorous and mistakenly think that I was going to fall in love with you. Uh, well, since you gave me a wedding gift, I can't take it for nothing. I will also send you a piece of advice: Wu Xiaoqi, your husband really doesn't mean anything to you, remember to answer his phone obediently in the future, because he wants to get down to business. ”

I once saw such a sentence in a book that teaches men how to deal with women, and also tells women how to crusade against men: No matter how many unbearable defeats you have in the battle between husband and wife in your life, please remember that the final victory only belongs to you who succeeds in making the other party angry to death.

Jiang Beisheng, haven't you also read that book?

I looked at the dark clouds in the sky: "Thank you for the gift. Now that we're done with the hypocrisy, let's get down to business. According to the terms of the agreement, you moved into my house one month early, which is a blatant breach of contract. If we do not deal with this kind of behavior seriously, it will inevitably lead to the invalidation of the agreement. I'm sure you, like me, are very reluctant to see that happen. Right?"

"So what?"

"You're right, we don't have any feelings to talk about, and the only thing we can really sit down and talk about is money. I, the Bodhisattva, know that you don't have half a dime in your savings at the moment, only a monthly rent of 16,000. Therefore, you can rest assured, I will not open my mouth and ask you to compensate me 1.8 million at once. I did what I could, so I made a small request of adding a mortgage loan of 2,000 yuan on the basis of 3,000 per month for my family. As for Bai Muyan's decoration, you should know that I am by no means a greedy person, and I must resolutely resist it. Uh, what do you think, Mr. Jiang?"

"I'm glad that Miss Wu is just calculating my money, not my person. Deal. ”

I was stunned, after this battle was fought, how did I feel that I was still losing?

Two days later, I packed my bags and headed north.

Daddy Bean dropped me off at the airport, and I walked as fast as I could, trying to get him to stop delivering it, but he followed.

"I can do it alone, you can go back. ”

I said euphemistically.

Daddy Bean smiled: "I'll listen to your mother's nagging when I go back, it's better to be happy with my daughter here." ”

Nanako does love to nag, but she is by no means the kind of nagging that menopausal women get tired of losing their minds. She is a wise woman. A smart woman also has the three principles of targeting, aggression and purpose when nagging. Before I was twenty-five, she applied the three-sex principle to Daddy Bean, and after I turned twenty-five, everything was like an endless relay race, and Daddy Bean was replaced by me.

After ten years of hardship, I finally understood that an interesting life is to put countless nagging in the sun to make colorful bubbles, and a boring life is to rub the colorful bubbles in the sun into countless nagging. It's all about how you look at it.

Daddy Bean is a lame and undeceived lie, and he has never been deceived since I was ten years old.

Spat out: "What do you have to nag about?"

Daddy Bean smiled.

I bought my ticket at 10:20 a.m., and it was about 5:00 a.m., nearly an hour and a half before the plane took off. Daddy Bean sat beside me obediently.

"Haven't you been working hard lately?"

This is the tone that Mr. Bean must use before he talks to someone.

I couldn't help but laugh out loud: "Dad, does your daughter look like it's very hard?"

"My daughter I know. Daddy Bean patted me lightly on the back of my hand with his calloused hand: "Grow up." ”

I leaned my head on his shoulder: "Dad, say whatever you want." ”

Daddy Bean smiled again.

"Qiqi, Mom and Dad now really want you to start a family as soon as possible. This is because Mom and Dad are already old, and in the future, they will be even older, so old that you have to take care of such trivial things as cooking and washing clothes, how hard it must be for you to be alone. And we are also afraid, when you are old in the future, who will take care of your old age? Therefore, we want you to get married and have children, and we want you to have something to rely on in your old age. But even so, Dad has to tell you that you are a girl, and you should marry someone who is good to you, not a person. If you really don't like Chen Zheng, I will tell your aunt and ask her to reply to the letter. As for this little ginger, if he can't be good to you, it's not enough affection, forget it. Daughter, you have to remember that you have waited so long, not to wait to marry yourself indiscriminately, what you have to wait for is happiness. That's what I mean and what your mom means. Don't force it. ”

I rubbed my eyes: "There's sand, nasty." ”

(To be continued)