Chapter 18: Jokes can be taken seriously
The 5,000-meter race attracted most of the students to watch, and Xiao Shanhe, who was originally the least optimistic, performed very bravely, making the game without suspense extremely tense.
The result was also quite dramatic, Xiao Shanhe, who ran at the end at the beginning, finally won the championship, while Lin Chuang, who led the sixteen laps, vomited blood and fainted before crossing the finish line, because he did not finish the race, and finally did not even rank.
When Xiao Shanhe crossed the finish line, Lin Chuang vomited blood and fainted, and the teachers and students in the audience were silent, until Kong Wu and Wu Xuehua reacted, ran towards Xiao Shanhe, and cheered loudly, everyone recovered from the incredible shock.
Is this true? The champion actually got it to that sports waste wood? Lin Chuang, who was the most optimistic, fell before the finish line?
"This guy actually won the first place, no wonder he dared to bet with Lin Chuang. He Yueting was dumbfounded and muttered in disbelief.
Qin Qingqiu had a smile on his face, and the kind of joy and excitement from the heart couldn't be concealed at all, "Just like in mathematics, he surprised people again. I think he's going to be a constant shock for the next year. ”
"But to be honest, he seems to have gotten a lot more handsome these days, and his skin is surprisingly good, which makes me a little excited. He Yueting grinned and said, "Qingqiu, if you are not interesting to him, then I will do it!"
"You dare?"
Qin Qingqiu blushed and scratched He Yueting's arm, and the two beautiful girls laughed and played with each other, attracting the attention of many animals, and there was a sound of swallowing saliva all around.
"Hey, where are you going?"
Gao Dejun took advantage of the chaos of the students leaving, quietly retreated, and was about to leave the playground unconsciously, but found that his clothes were being pulled by someone, and the voice of the short man just now came from behind him.
Gao Dejun turned his head and glared at the short man viciously, and said in a low voice: "Hurry up and let go, Lao Tzu is in a hurry to urinate and want to go to the toilet." ”
"You're not trying to pee, you're trying to pee. The short man didn't coax at all, he grabbed Gao Dejun's clothes and didn't let go, "Didn't you say just now, if Xiao Shanhe can enter the top three, will you eat up the grass in the playground?"
"Yes, I heard it just now, Gao Dejun, you don't want to talk and don't count, do you?" The boy next to him stood up to help the short man and said okay.
Another boy also said: "It's a little embarrassing for him to eat all the grass, even ten cows can't eat it all, so it's okay, just eat a bite, and it can be regarded as doing what he says." ”
Gao Dejun's face was ugly, red and white for a while, and finally gritted his teeth, squatted down and grabbed a handful of grass, put it in his mouth and chewed it a few times, broke free from the short man's hand with all his might, turned his head and strode away, spitting out the grass clippings in his mouth as he walked.
"Haha, Gao Dejun is eating grass. ”
"I just recorded a video, and I'll send it to the grade group later. ”
Gao Dejun, who walked more than ten meters away, stumbled under his feet when he heard this, and almost fell into a dog and ate.
At the finish line, Kong Wu and Wu Xuehua were congratulating Xiao Shanhe.
"Shanhe, okay, I've known you for so many years, I really haven't seen that you have such strength, it turns out that it's been hidden all along!" Kong Wu punched Xiao Shanhe in the chest.
Xiao Shanhe shook his head, glanced at the two girls behind Kong Wu, and then asked in a low voice, "Does what you said before the game count?"
"What did I say before the game?" asked Kong Junjun, dumbfounded.
"Don't pretend, didn't you say that as long as I won the first place, the two of them would accompany me to drink, sing and play all night, and you will reimburse all the expenses?"
"Ahh Kong Wu scratched his head and changed the subject, "Didn't you say that you would go out to eat at night? Shanhe, you choose the location, and I will pay for it." ”
Wu Xuehua looked at Kong Wu with a stunned expression, thinking to himself Isn't this guy a simple-minded fool, he has always said anything straightforwardly, today he not only learned to pretend to be confused, but also knew how to divert the topic!
"Don't try to fool around, if you dare to speak, it doesn't count, I'll buy a rolling pin later. Xiao Shanhe warned.
Kong Wu was puzzled and asked, "What do you do when you buy a rolling pin?" Make dumplings to eat in the evening?"
Wu Xuehua rolled his eyes, revealing a look of contempt, this stupid big man is really brainless, he can't hear the meaning of Xiao Shanhe's words.
Xiao Shanhe sneered: "Eat dumplings? If you want to talk and don't count, Lao Wu and I will drag you to the grove behind the school and use a rolling pin to make you feel good. ”
Kong Wu gasped, felt the chrysanthemum tight, quickly covered the chrysanthemum with both hands, and said with a bitter face: "I'm just inspiring you, don't take it seriously, the two girls are serious girls, how can they do that kind of thing." ”
"Old Wu, I'll go back to the classroom to change clothes, and you go buy a rolling pin. Xiao Shanhe ignored Kong Wu, took down the number plate and threw it into the trash, took off his shirt and wiped the sweat on his face, and said to Wu Xuehua.
Wu Xuehua nodded very cooperatively and responded: "Okay, I'll go right away." ”
"Old Wu, don't, please. Kong Wu hugged Wu Xuehua and begged.
"I won't help you this time, who asked you to bring two girls to Shanhe, but I didn't have any of them. After Wu Xuehua broke free, he strode towards the school gate.
"Mountains and rivers. Kong Wu, who was forced to have no choice, suddenly shouted and threatened: "If you want to do this, then I will tell Qin Xiaohua about it." ”
This trick really worked, and he stopped Xiao Shanhe, who was walking towards the classroom, and quickly ran back, hugging Kong Wu's neck with a hippie smile and laughing: "Just kidding, we are brothers, how can we do things that hurt our brothers." ”
After speaking, he asked Wu Xuehua: "Old Wu, did you say?"
Wu Xuehua laughed, pointed at Kong Wu and mocked: "It's really a stupid big man with developed limbs and a simple head, can't you see that we are joking? ”
What is the relationship between the three of them? That's a brother who has been fighting together for two years, no matter who has a problem, the other two will do their best to help, how can they fall out over a little thing.
Xiao Shanhe wiped the sweat on his body with his shirt, and the two girls who followed behind Kong Wu had already seen straight eyes, they had seen a muscular man like Kong Wu, and they had also seen a slender sports enthusiast like Lin Chuang, but it was the first time to see a boy with fair skin, uniform muscles on his body, and extremely streamlined.
In fact, they were reluctant to come over at first, but because Kong Wu and a classmate in their class were small, and that classmate had a very good relationship with them, so they planned to come over and leave after a perfunctory look, they are not those girls who just sleep with others, after all, girls like them with such hot bodies, plus good looks, what kind of boyfriend they want, they can find it at any time.
But when they saw Xiao Shanhe for the first time, their eyes lit up, because Xiao Shanhe not only had amazing skin, but also looked more handsome than the school grass in their school, and when they saw Xiao Shanhe take off his shirt, their hearts were already ready to move.
Just when Kong Wu was discussing with Xiao Shanhe and Wu Xuehua where to go to eat at night, one of the girls gently pulled his clothes behind Kong Wu's back, and when Kong Wu turned his head, the sister blushed and whispered shyly: "Brother Kong, you tell him that the previous joke can be taken seriously." ”