Stepping into this spiritual mountain, Smezer and I did not continue to fly, but chose to walk up the mountain, after all, this is where people go, even if they don't want to see each other in their hearts, but this minimum respect must be required.

"Who are you?" As soon as we reached the foot of the mountain, two young monks and nuns appeared, one of whom held a steel fork in his hand, and shouted menacingly at me and Smeezer.

I smiled and said, "Little master, we are from the underworld, and we have come to visit Shakyamuni Buddha and have important matters to discuss." ”

As soon as they heard this, the two little monks looked us up and down, and then said, "Difu, now that the Three Realms are gone, where did you come from, the Holy Land of Lingshan must not be intruded, leave quickly." ”

If this was before, I would definitely scold without saying a word, and if nothing else, just the python robe and dragon crown I was wearing, would this also be a fraud?

However, it is completely impossible to be angry with these two little monks, so I smiled and said: "Two little masters, I still bother you to inform the Buddha, and I said that Qin Yan came to ask for a meeting, and I hope that the Buddha can meet me." ”

The two little monks said impatiently: "What kind of report? Don't say whether you are from the underworld, even if it is, now that the entire underworld has become a lost dog, what qualifications do you have to see the Buddha!"

As soon as I heard this, I was really a little angry, and I forced my anger and said: "The two little masters are both monks, how can they talk like this, now that the Three Realms are suffering, Buddhism has always been to purify sentient beings for the purpose, if you don't help, why are you still sarcastic?"

The monk's face sank, and he said, "What kind of thing are you, and you dare to teach me a lesson?"

As he spoke, the two monks took the steel fork in their hands and wanted to scare us! I gave Smeizer a look, Smeizer instantly understood, and the fist hit the two monks in the face, and the two monks were knocked to the ground before they understood what was going on, struggling to get up, Smeezer took advantage of the situation and kicked them together, and directly kicked the two of them away, and the two of them flew out in a straight line like a broken kite, and fell heavily on the ground.

After solving these two little monks, Smeezer couldn't help but shake his head and said: "Master, this Buddhism is nothing more than that, it is talking about the four major emptiness, the purification of sentient beings, but this little cultivation can be in vain to blind their reputation." ”

I smiled and waved my hand and said: "This time is not that time, now that the Three Realms are in chaos, this Buddhism is afraid that it has long forgotten its own purpose, let's go, let's fly up directly!"

As soon as the words fell, I condensed the power in my body, and ten thousand flames rushed out of my body, wrapping me and Smeezer in it, I stepped in the air and flew to the sky, and I encountered a lot of obstacles along the way, but I directly chose to ignore it, and where did these little monks who guarded the mountain dare to approach my ten thousand cangyans, I could only watch us fly up.

Near the door of this Daxiong Treasure Palace, the majestic building is very magnificent, the chanting sound of countless monks, resounding thousands of miles, and the door of this Daxiong Hall is tightly closed, and there is no messenger to come out to lead, which is clearly to give us a closed door to eat.

I couldn't help laughing and said: "The monk recites the scriptures, he has no mouth but no intention! No matter how many scriptures I recite, I can't understand the true meaning of this scripture, we have worked hard to reach your spiritual mountain, but you have closed the door and disappeared, are you afraid of getting into trouble? Or are you afraid that I, Qin Yan, will eat you!"

As soon as these words came out, the sound of chanting on all sides stopped abruptly, and I saw the door of the Daxiong Treasure Hall slowly open, flashing ten thousand golden lights from the door, and at the same time, a long voice also came out of the door: "Your Highness Difu, today Lingshan is in the chanting conference, I didn't know that His Royal Highness was coming, if you offend, please forgive me!"

I don't know? I don't know if I don't even believe in ghosts, I don't bother to talk to him, and Smeizer walked directly into this gate, as soon as I entered the door, the width of this hall is about 1,000 zhang, and there are thousands of rays of light in the house, countless Bodhisattvas and Arhats rise auspicious clouds, floating in the air, and this is the right one, about 100 feet high, and there is no lack of majesty in the kind eyes, this is the Lord of the Western Elysium, Shakyamuni Buddha!

As soon as I saw the Buddha, I bowed deeply and said, "Qin Yan, meet the Buddha." ”

As soon as these words came out, the surrounding gods and Buddhas looked at me with such surprise, but I can also understand that now Chiyou is looking for me in the Three Realms, and I will come to this spiritual mountain at this time, it is difficult for them not to be surprised. The Buddha looked at me and said, "Yellow-haired child, when you first entered the land of Lingshan, you made a lot of noise, and injured my disciples guarding the mountain, what do you want?"

As soon as I heard this, I laughed and said: "Back to the Buddha, this spiritual mountain holy land is much more dangerous than the eighteenth layer of hell in my underworld, although the ghosts of my underworld are hideous and domineering, but in addition to the bad guys, even in the face of ordinary souls, the ghosts will never be slack and arrogant, and on the other hand, this Buddhist disciple, the kind eyebrows and kind eyes are more like wearing a hypocritical mask, sneering, bullish anger, even more angry is that they also try to provoke the relationship between Buddhism and the underworld. ”

The Buddha was stunned for a moment and said, "How do they stir up relations?"

I smiled and said: "They say that the underworld is destroyed, and the people in the underworld are like this lost dog, which really has to be said, the king of the earth has been in my underworld for tens of thousands of years, and it is also half of the people in my underworld, when they say this, they not only provoke the relationship between the underworld and the Buddha, but also scold them together with the king of the earth! I believe that the Buddha must not know about this matter, so the younger generation taught them on behalf of the Buddha, don't let them ruin the reputation of the Buddha!"

As soon as I made this call, the faces of the surrounding gods and Buddhas became more and more ugly, but the Buddha was expressionless, and said, "Even if you are right, then why did you come to my Lingshan today?"

I smiled and waved my hand and said: "Why does the Buddha ask knowingly, now that the emperor is sealed today, Chi You is in charge, demons are rampant in the world, and the entire Three Realms are in chaos, at this time of course I have to ask the Buddha for help." ”

The Buddha smiled and said, "The four major monks are empty, and the so-called worldly strife is a mundane matter, which has nothing to do with us for a long time, but I am afraid that your wish will be disappointed." ”

Sure enough, the Buddha didn't even think to help here, but since I'm here, where can he send away with these few words!

I smiled and clapped my hands and said: "What a big one is empty, but please forgive the younger generation for ignorance, what kind of emptiness does this emptiness refer to? Does it mean that this can be black and white, right and wrong are unknown, and I am afraid of getting into trouble, so I chose to make a wall grass, using these four emptiness as an excuse, in fact, I am afraid of this demon and lose this world!"

As soon as these words came out, the Buddha's face sank, and he said: "What a yellow-haired child who is open-mouthed, my Buddhism has expressed neutrality, this everything has its own law, why do you bother to force each other, okay, my Buddhism will continue to start our chanting conference, please go back." ”

I laughed and said, "The crooked-mouthed monk can't recite the scriptures, you can't even tell the difference between right and wrong, don't slander this Buddhist scripture!"

As soon as these words came out, the surrounding gods and Buddhas shouted: "Bold! You dare to insult the Buddha!"

I waved my hand and said: "In the Journey to the West in the Yang World, there is a little Xitian, and I really arrived at this real Xitian today, and I even wonder if I have come to the wrong place and met the wrong person!

"Open this mouth and take down the people who slander the Buddha!" The surrounding gods and Buddhas were scolded by me pointing their noses, and they still want to be hard with me at this time!

I stood still and didn't move, but laughed and said: "Come on, come on, if you want to arrest me, just come, after arresting me, do you still want to send me directly to Chi You! In this way, this wall grass of yours has gone one step further, and maybe Chi You will accept your group of gods and Buddhas as a real dog's legs!"

As soon as these words came out, the surrounding gods and Buddhas couldn't bear it anymore, and they rushed towards me in a swarm!

I seem to be unfazed on the surface, but in fact, I quietly touched the Qiankun bag on my waist, if they really dare to do it, then I will fight with the gods and Buddhas of the West today.

"Don't do it!" Seeing that this group of gods and Buddhas was about to arrive in front of me, this Buddha suddenly came out with this sentence, which made the surrounding gods and Buddhas stop!

I said to the Buddha: "Why let them stop, just come and arrest me, I can see the true face of this spiritual mountain today, if today's events are conveyed, I am afraid that the world would rather go down to the ghost gate of my underworld, and never want to step into your spiritual mountain half a step again!"

The Buddha waved his hand and said: "Yellow-haired child, you really don't know the sky and the earth is thick, you don't have to be sarcastic, let alone threaten with words, now the Three Realms are inescapable, why do you have to work hard and do useless things!"

Hmph, this is to say, I just don't want to care, or I am afraid of this Chiyou, but I have already expected the attitude of this Buddhism, of course, it is not unprepared, I sat cross-legged on the ground, pointed to the Buddha and said: "Okay, I don't force you, but now you have to agree to me a request, and at the same time I can promise that I will never drag you into the water, you can still be your wall grass and recite your Wang Bajing!"

The Buddha was stunned for a moment, and then said, "What is the request?"

I waved my hand and said, "Don't embarrass you, I'm going to borrow some people from you, borrow people from your Buddhism!"

The Buddha laughed and said, "It's a joke, I think I've made my position clear, if someone from the Buddhist sect helps you, isn't this a reversal?

I laughed and said, "Are you really so afraid of Chiyou?"

The Buddha's face changed and he said, "It's not a question of whether you're afraid or not, it's ......."

I directly waved my hand to interrupt his words, and said: "I'm afraid, don't talk about these useless things, don't be ashamed to be afraid, one set in front of you and one set on the back, then it's a shame!" I just said, even if I borrow someone from you, I will never involve your Buddhism, let alone drag you into the water, if you are not sure, I will not say this, and I will not do this!"

(Education 123 Literature Network)