Chapter 42: The Runaway Queen of Mumu
As soon as Lin Yunshu left, Zheng Linghan moved in front of Qin Yang: "You kid is not shallow." ”
"Hey, so-so, so-so. Qin Yang secretly rolled his eyes, Yanfu?
Zheng Linghan pinched Qin Yang's shoulder with one hand: "Xiaoyang, it turns out that my wife and I still underestimate you, you are not only capable, but the most important thing is that your character is simply outstanding." ”
"I'm bothering you this time, otherwise, Fei Fei and the baby are probably in danger. Zheng Linghan took out a three-million bank card from his pocket and slapped it on the table: "There are three million in it, which is an additional cost this time." ”
"Such a discount?" Qin Yang picked up the card.
"Of course! Zheng Linghan took out another card: "There are still three million in this, I want to invite you to be the spokesperson of my fast food business! ”
Burst!
Qin Yang is really going crazy, a businessman is a businessman, and he can't afford to be unprofitable.
Zheng Linghan said happily: "I have thought of the advertising words, this fast food restaurant is endorsed by the masked man, you no longer have to be afraid of someone in the fast food restaurant asking you for your phone number, no longer have to be afraid of someone wanting you to sell doctrines, no longer have to be afraid of bald men......." ”
Qin Yang rolled his eyes: "Black McDonald's again." ”
Zheng Linghan said all the unreliable things, but Tong Baobao and Zheng Feifei asked the key points.
"How does it feel to be bitten by a beautiful woman?"
"There's that tingling sensation like an electric shock. ”
"Is she taking the initiative or are you taking the initiative? How do I feel that she is more proactive?"
"Does that officer count as a uniform temptation!"
"Are you happy?"
Qin Yang's ears were full of chattering words: "! It's a good time to rest, can you rest in peace! I want to sleep." ”
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Hubo Sanda Hall is one of the top Sanda Gyms in the famous city.
Usually the people who come here to practice boxing are the best in amateur boxing, and there are even some professional masters who also practice here.
The famous city armed police force, the serious crime team and other people in the system are also in contact here.
Of course, Lin Yunshu is also one of the members of this Sanda Gym.
Normally, Lin Yunshu can be ranked in the top five in the Sanda gym and belongs to the ranks of top masters.
At two or three o'clock in the afternoon, Lin Yunshu banged the sandbags.
"Bang, bang, bang!"
Lin Yunshu staggered the sandbag with every punch, and she secretly mistook the sandbag for Qin Yang.
"Sister, I misunderstood that I bit you, and I broke your ribs. ”
"Damn! I actually misunderstood that I was handing you off, what kind of character is this girl, can jerk off to someone like you? I'll smash your head!"
She jumped up and threw an elbow on the sandbag, which cracked the calfskin's sandbag.
Several boxers around were talking about it.
"Well, Queen Mumu doesn't look ordinary today. ”
"Are you out of love?"
"Phew, lovelorn? You look down on Queen Mumu too much, if you want to fall out of love, first. ”
"You want to. ”
"I have a boyfriend. ”
Several boxers with very bad mouths actually came out with a tacit understanding of "first you have to have a boyfriend".
A boxer who looked like a monkey said in an extremely low voice: "You don't know, last time Queen Mumu went on a blind date and pulled me to check it." ”
"And then?"
The monkey snapped his fingers: "That man wanted to take the hand of the Mumu Queen, but ah, Emma, was beaten and deformed." ”
Hahaha!
The boxers around him laughed.
A chubby man with more than three rows of pounds pressed his left hand on the monkey's shoulder: "This man is too bold." ”
The monkey crooked his mouth and smiled: "Isn't it? Later, Queen Mumu asked me if she was playing right, whether it was a bit excessive, guess what I said?"
"What did you say?"
"I told Queen Mumu that such a man wants to touch him the first time he sees him, and when he gets married in the future, won't he have to go to bed?"
Poof!
The boxers laughed again.
A tall guy who was standing tall walked in front of the monkey: "Monkey, you kid is so bad, when the Queen of Mumu comes to her senses, the whole world will hunt you down." ”
The monkey disagreed: "Don't worry, just rush to Queen Mumu like this, she doesn't even talk about getting married, whether she can find a boyfriend seriously is a special suspense." ”
Chubby pushed the tall guy and said, "Wang Bing, Queen Mumu is in a bad mood now, you go to accompany her and let him vent." ”
Wang Bing is also a super master in the boxing gym, usually ranked third, his strength is amazing, he usually fights with Lin Yunshu, and he can have a slight upper hand.
"Cut! You little cubs, one by one, you can't look like you, Queen Mumu, you just need a man like me to conquer! Wang Bing walked in front of Lin Yunshu in the admiring eyes of everyone: "Queen Mumu, come, let's practice, it's not interesting to play a sandbag." ”
Lin Yunshu turned his head: "Stupid B die!"
She jumped up violently, and with a whip leg, swept towards Wang Bing, who dared to come to him for trouble.
Wang Bing didn't dare to be careless, and hurriedly blocked it with his arm!
Bang!
He felt his arm numb: "My God, why is the strength so great all of a sudden?"
Before he could react, Lin Yunshu took another second leg, and the soles of his feet went to Wang Bing's lower abdomen.
"Queen Mumu spares her life. Wang Bing used his arm again, and his left hand was completely numb, he was confident that he couldn't do Lin Yunshu, and hurriedly begged for mercy.
Those bad friends who admired Wang Bing just now were all down one or two at this time.
"Hey, Brother Bing, men don't easily say that they can't do it. ”
"Damn! He was pretending to be in front of us just now, saying that we are all cowards, and we will not beg for mercy if we are cowards. ”
Wang Bing numbly blocked Lin Yunshu's attack, and scolded back: "Grass! ”
The monkey slapped happily: "Don't say it, we will definitely not beg for mercy, and if we go up, we will make Queen Mumu faint and beg for a fart." ”
After Wang Bing blocked more than a dozen moves in a row, his two hands were not like his own, and the speed of movement became very slow.
Lin Yunshu turned over with a harrier, and kicked out again.
It happened to kick on Wang Bing's nose.
Bang!
Wang Bing was directly kicked three or four meters away, blood spurted out of his nose, and he spat blood: "Phew! Queen Mumu actually went berserk." ”
The extremely damaged boxers all jumped to Wang Bing's side and laughed heartily: "Haha! Haha! It's really funny, Wang Bing, you say you can fight every day, why can't you pass Queen Mumu's three moves." ”
"Go, go, go, I feel like my nose is broken, I'm going to the hospital first, you guys talk slowly. ”
"Don't! The monkey waved a white towel like an old bustard: "Fight with our Mumu Queen for another five hundred rounds." ”
"Don't you see my nose like this?" Wang Bing glared at the monkey angrily.
The monkey licked his mouth: "It's okay, let's practice martial arts! ”
"Is it? Little monkey, people who practice martial arts will inevitably bump into each other?"
The monkey was counting Wang Bing, and suddenly a cold voice came out, and when he heard it, he knew that it was Lin Yunshu.
"Hey, hey, hey. The monkey smiled extremely obscenely, turned his head, and looked at Lin Yunshu pitifully: "Queen Mumu's miraculous skills are world-famous, invincible in the world, and she has dominated the rivers and lakes for thousands of years." ”
Lin Yunshu waved his hand vigorously and crossed his waist: "Don't give the old lady a nice sound, I beat Wang Bing very unpleasantly just now, you go on." ”
"Her Majesty. The monkey listened to it and his legs were weak, and he almost knelt down for Lin Yunshu: "Wang Bing, you are not happy with the fight, and you are even more unhappy if you beat me." Otherwise, you go and beat the fat, more than 200 pounds of fat, resist the beating. ”
This can make the fat fat so anxious that he sweats: "Monkey, you give me death, who told you that the fat man will resist the beating? I am all a body of empty meat, and I also said that you monkey is small, and you can dodge, dodge high, and resist beating." ”
"Don't come to this, I'm a literati. The monkey disdained to talk to a rough man like the fat man, and he arched his fist towards Lin Yunshu: "Your Majesty, I have recently been creating a new work, and the heroine in it is you." For the sake of this, don't hit me, right?"
As soon as the monkey spoke, the boxers in their twenties around him laughed.
"Emma, Emma, you're dead, monkey. ”
The fat man also hugged his stomach and laughed: "Your Majesty, I want to confide in you something, this monkey is a writer of pornographic novels." ”
"Isn't it! I watched it last time, ouch, I have a wife here, and I'm ashamed to look at the plot. ”
"Queen Mumu, you have been ruined by monkeys. ”
Lin Yunshu probed: "Really?"
"This, this?"
"You get me in the ring. Lin Yunshu grabbed the monkey's back collar and dragged him to the ring.
"Monkey! Man is inherently dead, don't be afraid. ”
"I'm not afraid of you coming. "The monkeys are crying.
Chubby smiled and patted his fat belly: "Hehe, I want to go, but the queen doesn't give me a chance, you can enjoy the queen's favor, the opportunity is rare." ”
"I was careless in making friends. The monkey roared sadly.
Although the monkey was reluctant in every way, when he got into the ring, he had to pose like a man!
He made a mistake with his feet and his hands back and forth, which is a traditional offensive move.
Lin Yunshu smiled: "You still dare to play attack with me, I can't kill you." She was about to launch an attack when suddenly the phone rang, and it was Qin Yang calling.
"Hey, I can't figure it out, apologize to Miss Ben?"
"Oh, I was trying to ask, didn't you say you invited me to dinner?"
"Aren't you going?"
Qin Yang nodded: "I'm not going, I just want to ask, when will the money for our meal be converted into banknotes and hit my card." ”
"Die! ”
"Huh, you're also a woman, you have to be civilized when you speak, do you understand civilization?"
"Eat at night, don't eat pull-down. Lin Yunshu shouted loudly.
"Hmph, you beg me, you beg me, I'll go. ”