Compared with the ADHD child cherry, Xiao Nannan is definitely a very well-behaved child!

During the time when Li Li was a guest at the leader's house, this little guy timidly hid not far away without saying a word, probably suppressed by Li Li's deterrent.

Li Li felt that in order to eliminate his demonic image in the last show, it was necessary for him to create a warm-hearted natural and pollution-free character in the following shows, so that the children could return to their arms.

Yu's mother pulled Li Li to chat, and chatted and talked about her daughter's marriage, maybe for Yu's mother, there is nothing more important now than selling her daughter.

"Xiao Li, you said that your sister, she ran to 40 when she saw it, and the big girl of Huanghua became a mother-in-law, don't you smash your hands? Do you think I can not be in a hurry? The children of the girls of the old Zheng family will be pickled girls, and your sister, no one will be pickled. At the same age, you look at others, you look at your sister!"

Yu Ya: "......"

Yu Ping finally couldn't listen anymore, "Mom, you're too much! My sister hasn't reached 30 yet, why did she go to 40?"

Yu's mother: "Isn't it 30 after your birthday? Isn't it going to 40 after 30?

Yu Ping was upset for his sister: "How can you say that, according to your logic, that 9-year-old child is still looking at Ben 20!

Yu Ya nodded with satisfaction, this younger brother didn't hurt in vain!

"You just protect your sister, you two sisters and brothers are in a mess!"

"I didn't protect my sister, I just can't hear you always talk about my sister's age, running 40 to 40, aren't you talking nonsense? My sister just looks like 40, and her age is not 40. ”

Yu Ya squinted at her younger brother, smiling rather than smiling.

"That and that, sister, you are eternally young!"

Yu Ping slipped away with a puff of smoke, and a pillow slapped on his back.

Yu's mother smiled and said, "Xiao Li is smiling, these are all fathers, and there is no one who is right!" Speaking of this, she said, "Some people are quite upright, so why can't they be mothers?"

"......" Yu Ya, "can we change the subject? If we can change the subject, you will still be my mother." ”

"Hey, you dead girl!" Yu's mother crossed her waist and slapped her daughter's ass.

There was a "pop", Yu Ya hissed, and then went to the refrigerator to get a drink.

"Girl, you seem to be fat?"

Yu Ya was stunned when she heard this, put the Coca-Cola in her hand back into the refrigerator, took a bottle of mineral water, and closed the refrigerator door.

Yu's mother asked, "Is your sister fat?"

"No!" Li Li shook his head.

"Why not? There's a lot of meat on that ass, look at it. ”

Li Li peeked at it, it was very upright, not fat, slim, he quickly withdrew his gaze, and said in a gentlemanly manner: "My sister's figure is simply not picky! Perfect! One of the four beauties of the Radio and Television Center, that's not a waste of fame!"

Hearing this, Yu Ya walked up the model step, throwing out a little smug look and constantly angry with her mother.

Yu Mu asked curiously, "What about the other three?"

"Yes...... It's ......" Li Li scratched his head, "Eh, I forgot, we don't pay much attention to other girls." ”

"Eh, you mouth, the little girl is pinching it in her hand, look at you praising your sister, it's beautiful! But girl, you're so fat!"

Yu Ya was very dissatisfied: "I'm not fat!"

"I'm not fat on the scale!"

Yu Ya was drinking water, and after hearing this, she puffed out her cheeks and went to the bathroom, spit out the water in her mouth, and quietly put her socks and coat in the bathroom, and then walked to the scale in the living room with a fierce attitude, and swore solemnly: "Weigh it!"

Yu's mother turned around and asked, "How much?"

Yu Ya didn't squeak and stood on the scale again.

"How is it? fat, right? Let me tell you, this is called middle-aged fat, you are middle-aged, it's time to find your in-laws!"

Yu's mother is so powerful, even the topic of weight can be related to marriage, Li Li is very admired, he hurriedly said: "Auntie, 29 years old is not middle-aged, this age is called a light mature woman." ”

Yu Mu gave him a blank look and whispered, "Are you in the same camp as me?"

Li Li lowered his voice and said, "I am, but I have to maintain the leader on the surface, but my heart is towards you." After all, that's my boss, what should I do if she puts me in shoes?"

"She dares!"

At this time, I saw Yu Ya suddenly pick up the scale and deduct the two No. 7 batteries, and casually threw the batteries into the trash, "The battery is dead, and the number is not displayed." ”

Yu Ya sat on the sofa, as if she was a little anxious.

Xiao Nannan suddenly ran over, turned out two No. 7 batteries from the trash can, and then bit them with a tooth, and after reinstalling the scale, the little kid jumped up, pointing to the displayed number and asking his aunt for credit, "18 kilograms, auntie, I'll fix it!"

This made Yu Ya so angry, and the blood and family saved this little kid.

"Auntie, I want to eat KFC!" Xiao Nannan took the opportunity to ask for credit.

"No way!"

"Then I'll eat fried chicken!"

"No way!"

"Then I'll eat—"

"No way!"

"Auntie, I'm not done yet!"

"Nothing!"

"Why, why don't you love me anymore?" Xiao Nannan lowered her head and sighed, looking aggrieved.

Yu's mother took the iPad at this time, showed Li Li the photos in the blind date software, and said, "Xiao Li, how about you look at the photos of this young man?......?"

Yu Ya pouted and sulked, and kept pressing the remote control to change the channel. She suddenly pointed to a Korean drama "Angel's Eye" and said, "Mom, I'll just tell you like this, I don't care who you introduce to me, at least it's more handsome than this Li Shengli!"

Yu's mother smashed down the tablet, "Then what other partner are you looking for? Your mate selection standards are too high, this kid is about to catch up with Li Lishuai, you are too unrealistic! Besides, what's the use of finding a boyfriend's appearance? The main thing is character! The better you look, the more flowery you may be, Xiao Li, you are an exception!"

Li Li on the side nodded solemnly: "Well, Auntie is right!"

Yu Ya raised her eyebrows, "Which of your aunt's words is right?"

Li Li grinned, "That, I'm leaving, I still have some miscellaneous things when I go home." ”

"Stay a little longer. ”

"No, Auntie is gone. ”

Li Li walked out of the house, and Yu's mother instructed again: "By the way, there is a good-looking guy to introduce your sister." ”

Huh, doesn't it mean that a man's looks are useless?

At night in early April in the Northeast, the temperature is slightly cooler.

Yu Ya tightened her collar and asked, "Where are there scales sold near this community?"

"The supermarket is there, right? I'll go with you?"

Yu Ya was noncommittal, walked out of the community, and Li Li followed.

She said: "Let my mother stir it up, there is something I almost forgot to say, Huaguo Film Association, you can apply for it." ”

"I—I don't have a film, can I?"

"But you're the best film critic in China, can't you?"

"Oh, that's fine. Li Li nodded.

“……”

After a moment of silence, the two of them walked along the street, and Yu Ya suddenly said to herself: "Stinky and shameless!"

"Who are you talking about?"

"What do you say?" Yu Ya looked at him with a smirk.

It seems to be a smile but not a smile, it is still a smile, at least a little stronger than a light frost, Li Li thinks so.

He sighed, "Open defecation is really not supposed to be!"

Yu Ya glanced at the man who was peeing more than a dozen steps away, she snorted coldly, and said, "The Huaguo Film Association is a subordinate organization of the Federation of Literary and Art Circles, and you will strive to enter the Federation of Literary and Art Circles in the future." There's a supermarket, let's check it out. ”

This supermarket is big, stuffy and open until 12 o'clock in the evening.

The two walked in side by side, and Li Li asked the salesperson, "Beauty, do you have a scale?"

"Yes, under the innermost shelf on the left. ”

There are several scales in this store, some of which are high-end and smart, and some of which are very simple.

Li Li suddenly found that the leader was very meticulous in selecting things, and she studied these scales over and over again, studying almost all the functions thoroughly, and did not make a decision.

It's just a scale, as for being so picky?

Li Li was puzzled, he decided to go to the other side to buy some snacks, there was a copywriter to knock tonight, and he was destined to stay up late again. The show "Movie Viewing Guide" doesn't end for a day, and Li Li's reputation as a desperate Saburo can't be picked up for a day, and it is too time-consuming to prepare this show.

He quickly filled the shopping basket to the brim and walked back to the position of the scale, while the leader was still squatting on the ground and struggling.

Yu Ya seemed to be calling the salesman, and then the girl walked over.

Yu Ya asked, "Beauty, are your scales all accurate?"

"Sister, don't worry, our scale, how many milligrams can you weigh if you throw it on your hair! The quality and accuracy are absolutely fine!"

Yu Ya: "Uh...... Is there anything that doesn't allow it?"

"Not allowed?" the salesman froze!

Yu Ya whispered: "It's the kind of person who can lower his weight!"

"Ahh

Yu Ya's cheeks were slightly red: "Be quiet!"

"I'm sorry sister, actually, sister, I'll look for such a scale again!"

Li Li behind Yu Ya is already petrified!!

The salesperson suddenly took out his mobile phone, "Sister, let's add WeChat, please share the information when you find it." ”

"Hmm!" As soon as Yu Ya turned around, she saw Li Li looking at her dumbfounded, and Yu Ya straightened her face...... "Blush" face, "Why are you looking at me like this? I'm trying to fight with my mother!"

Li Li hurriedly raised his hand and said, "I didn't hear anything, I didn't see anything!"

Woman, Li Li still doesn't understand deeply!

Next.

When Li Li came to the unit, sure enough, the special commendation given to Li Li by the director became a joke in Taiwan.

Back in the office, colleagues said:

"The director really loves you!"

"We also want to have this special award, but we can only be wishful thinking!"

"Xiao Li, to tell you the truth, the director really spoils you too much, it's really enviable!"

"How's the fresh donkey meat?"

Just as everyone was expressing their inner envy, Li Li's phone rang suddenly, and it was Vice President Wang Jingqi calling.

"Hello Dean Wang...... Yes, yes, Wang Yufei originally planned to participate in your interview, and she is not my relative...... What, she's passed this round of interviews...... She didn't attend the second round of interviews yesterday, and she gave up?"

Wang Yufei, who passed the first interview, gave up the opportunity to meet twice. Li Li thought it was because of her family, but when she called and asked, she originally chose to participate in the interview of Huaju.

Listening to what her mother meant, their family had a big quarrel over this, and her mother meant that Jingdian had a relationship with Li Li, and the opportunity to go to Beijing Electric was better, so why should she go to Huaju without anyone to take care of her? Wang Yufei resolutely disagreed, gave up Peking Opera and chose to go to Huaju for an interview.

Aunt Ma Hong scolded on the phone: "Do you think this kid is stupid?

Is it stupid?

Anyway, it is impossible for ordinary children to do this like her, who doesn't look for a relationship and go through the back door these days? In the eyes of many people, people have passed your interview, and you are still hypocritical, who do you think you are? You are noble? Moral...... Anyway, there are a lot of unpleasant words, as if she has done something immoral.

But there are always people in this world who are particularly pure and even out of step with the public, and for them, they have their own insistences. If they don't choose to blend in with the world, it's better not to insult them.

If you have such a strong and upright friend around you, you must cherish it, and Li Li chose to cherish it.

This is the first time Li Li has begun to pay attention to this girl. She is not the most beautiful kind, but it doesn't mean that she can't act, and not all actresses have to show off. Those actresses who are too beautiful may not have a very wide acting path, and many people are commonly called: vase. Often those actresses whose looks may not be too prominent but are very attractive have a very wide range of plays.

The idea that an actress must be beautiful is completely wrong, it's just that a beautiful actress is more likely to arouse everyone's interest.

After putting down Dean Wang's phone, Li Li called and asked about the membership rules of the Xiahuaguo Film Association, and it turned out that he needed someone to introduce him.

Li Li asked in the QQ group: I plan to join the Huaguo Film Association, who can recommend my friends who are already in this association?

Zhang Xiaodong: I'm not, my level is too low, and I didn't pass the application five times.

Su Can: All the film critics in the country, all who wanted to join the club were rejected, and I guess no one else can do it except Li Li.

Cat Meow Meow: This is an organization in the circle second only to the Federation of Literary and Art Circles, and the difficulty of joining the club can be imagined, after all, there is a word "home", a filmmaker! At least he must be an acting actor, or an outstanding contributor related to it, and Mr. Li is definitely qualified to join.

At this time, a particularly familiar netizen bubbled, and the "Beauty Harvester" perseveredly said: Mr. Li, if you sell QQ to me, I will recommend you to join the club.

Everyone was speechless for a moment, half a year has passed, and you haven't forgotten to buy QQ?

But who are you, with such a big tone, can you introduce Li Lijin to the Film Association? What are you kidding?

Besides, look at your screen name, Beauty Harvester, you don't look like a person with this kind of strength!

QQ suddenly popped up a system message:

[Because of making false remarks, the "Beauty Harvester" was banned by the administrator "Hao Carp" until 3019!]

"Poof! False statements? haha!"

"1000 years of silence?

"Who the hell is this administrator, and why is he always so naughty?"

"The group leader is bubbling, who is this 'Hao Carp', who only does things and doesn't speak every time, why is it so mysterious?"

……

Everyone was laughing and talking, and a new system message popped up.

[Because the "Beauty Harvester" has no objection to the processing results and has performed well during the ban period, it is now lifted by the administrator "Hao Li". 】

Everyone: "......"

The "Beauty Harvester" collapsed: forbid me to speak, how can I have any objections? Who is this Hao carp? There is a kind of you to report your name!

Hao Carp's avatar suddenly dimmed and went offline. Before he went offline, he left a sentence: Do good deeds and never leave a name!

Beauty Reaper: "......"