"I won't cross the first chapter of the first volume of several pawnshops, so come on

I'm so unlucky, really.

People go through history to claim the king, and the most conservative can also return to the Ming Dynasty to be a prince, but I can only be reversed, yesterday Liu Lao Liu brought back this guy is actually Jing Ke.

It's him, the guy who assassinated Qin Shi Huang and liked to sing before doing things.

We have to start at the beginning.

On that day, I walked without inviting anyone and without provoking anyone, and when I passed by the outer wall of the park, a dirty old man beckoned me to his very postmodern dirty hands: 'Little friend, you have a hexagram ...... today.'"

In the crackling sound, a snow-white little milk dog sat in front of the keyboard with its ass pouting, and its two little paws were clumsily tapping on the keyboard, and its small appearance was extremely cute.

Lin Yue hadn't touched the keyboard for thirty-five years, and his typing skills and feelings were about to be forgotten, and what made matters worse was that his two hands had turned into claws, and he could only helplessly play the common two-finger Zen for computer beginners, and the code word speed was so slow that it "beeped".

Fortunately, he is copying books, and he doesn't need to think about it at all, just type out the words in his memory one by one, although the speed of the code words is slow, he can also knock out hundreds of words in an hour.

After most of the day, in addition to demon cultivation, he even made him code a chapter of more than 3,000 words.

Transferring the book to the Chinese Internet, looking at the words "the new book has been uploaded, under review, please wait patiently" on the browser, he silently turned off the computer.

It should be popular, right?

Lin Yue, who was still full of confidence just now, was suddenly a little less sure at this moment, and he inexplicably remembered a long-standing joke in the online literature industry in his first life......

The three major illusions in life, TA likes me, the phone is vibrating, my book will definitely be popular!

Whatever, this one is not popular, there is the next one, the next one is not popular, and the next one, anyway, Lao Tzu has a lot of inventory in his head, there is always a book that can be popular!

After all, in addition to the gods of online literature, there are also Jin, Gu, and Huang, the three real gods in the Chinese martial arts novel industry in China and even the world, standing behind Lao Tzu.

Hum!

If this "The First Chaos in History" pounces, Lao Tzu will copy "The Legend of Double Dragons of the Tang Dynasty" next!

Lin Yue made a psychological summary very "hangingly", and then ran to the door and lay on the floor......

By the way, it's time for Jing Jing to come back, right?

Ya still doesn't realize that he is behaving more and more like a real puppy!

"Doll, stay in your bag obediently, don't make a noise, if someone finds out, you will be kicked out of the car. Chen Jing said to Lin Yue in the backpack with a serious face.

Lin Yue was a little impatient: "Wangwang...... Woo Woo Woo ......"

Silly girl, you've said it five times, when Lao Tzu knew that you couldn't take pets on the long-distance bus, your father was still waiting in line at the end of Lord Yama to be reincarnated!

The next day was Saturday, Chen Jing wanted to go home to spend the weekend with her parents, and she was reluctant to leave a certain little white dog at home, so she stuffed him into her backpack and got on a long-distance bus back to the county seat.

XY County is not too far from W City, W City is located in the hinterland of the Central Plains, with a developed highway network in China, a distance of more than 40 kilometers, if it is not unlucky to encounter a serious traffic jam, it will take less than an hour to arrive.

The house in the county is not a little cheaper than in the urban area, and Chen Jing's house was bought early, and the house price here was only a little over 1,000 in the past five years, and the big three bedrooms of more than 130 square meters plus decoration and a full set of furniture and appliances were less than 200,000 yuan.

As soon as Chen Jing entered the house, she shouted happily: "Dad, Mom, I'm back!"

Chen Jing's father's name is Chen Hui, he has worked in the county agricultural bureau for 20 years and has not made any reputation, from Xiao Chen to Lao Chen, only to rely on his qualifications to become a deputy unit-level officer with no real job, earning a dead salary of more than 3,000 yuan a month, except for stability, there is nothing.

"My daughter is back!" Chen Hui was looking at his daughter with a smile, but suddenly frowned slightly, and said, "Why did you lose so much weight when you came back this time?"

"Are you really thin?" Chen Jing smiled nonchalantly: "Great, that proves that I have successfully lost weight!"

Chen Hui said angrily: "Nonsense, what kind of fat loss is good, my daughter is not fat." ”

Chen Jing took her father's hand and said coquettishly: "Dad, you will nag you just when I come back, really!"

Chen Hui has spoiled his daughter since she was a child, and she is a standard daughter slave, and when she was shaken by her daughter like this, she immediately surrendered: "Okay, don't nag, it's okay if Dad doesn't nag anymore, right?"

Chen Jing said strangely: "Where's Mom?"

Chen Hui said: "She went to the vegetable market to buy vegetables and cooked a good meal for you at noon." ”

Chen Jing, who had been eating instant noodles for several days and was about to vomit, clapped her hands happily and said, "Great, I'll eat more at noon." ”

"It's more to eat!" Chen Hui nodded heavily and said, "Look at my daughter's thinness, she is alone in the city, and she suffers, right?"

Chen Jing said: "No, I can take care of myself, you can rest assured." ”

"Make no mistake, forgot about Lao Tzu?"

Lin Yue snorted dissatisfiedly in his backpack, and Chen Hui wondered, "What do you have in your bag?"

Chen Jing stuck out her tongue, opened her backpack and took Lin Yue out, grabbed one of his little paws, and greeted her father, "Doll, call Dad." ”

Lin Yue rolled his eyes speechlessly.

"Yo, this puppy looks so funny!" Chen Hui's eyes lit up, followed by a slight frown, and said: "Why do you still raise a dog, isn't this looking for your mother to be mad, don't you know, she was bitten by a dog when she was a child, and she is most afraid of dogs." ”

"The doll is so cute, it won't bite!" Chen Jing said, "Dad, when Mom comes back, you have to help me!"

She is not afraid of the father who spoils the girl and the demon, but for the spicy mother, it is really a mouse and a cat.

Chen Hui smiled bitterly: "With your mother's temper, if she wants to go crazy, even if she ties us together, can she stop it?"

Chen Jing said worriedly: "What should I do then?"

Chen Hui was also worried, thought about it, and began to help her daughter come up with an idea: "When your mother comes back, don't talk back to her, if she wants to scold you, let her scold, you have to let her take this breath, otherwise this matter will not be over." ”

"Oh......" Chen Jing agreed aggrievedly.

As the father and daughter were talking, there was a sound of the key unlocking on the other side of the door, and then the door opened, and Chen Jing's mother, who was carrying a large bag and a small bag, came back.