Chapter 142: Little Field Expert
Morning!
Chen Guangda's team began their daily training, but there were three people who were absent, Zhang Mang and Xu Lizhen were miserable by the chili pepper essence pit, and it was as enjoyable as burning the sensitive parts of the thing, the two of them fanned each other with their legs open almost all night, and from time to time they gasped like cramps, and unaware outsiders thought they were drug addicts.
As for the other one is the initiator Yan Xiaosao, as soon as the chili essence incident appeared, the frightened Zhou Yun didn't even dare to wear shoes and ran away, and Chen Guangda, who was almost hit, directly grabbed Yan Xiaosao, Yan Xiaosao was tossed for most of the night crying and shouting, and only limped out of the door with his buttocks covered until dawn, and Wang Dafu kept selling hemorrhoids cream to her.
Zhou Yun also got up early in the morning, she had already changed into a pair of new black silk given by Chen Guangda, the whole person was a little less depressed and a little more capable, but last night's incident made her breathe a sigh of relief at the same time, she was also faintly a little lost, but when she heard that Chen Guangda was not leaving today, her heart actually began to beat excitedly.
Zhou Yun involuntarily walked to the square, and saw Chen Guangda doing push-ups at a glance, but she didn't expect that Liu Sha was still sitting cross-legged on his back, the little woman was carelessly trimming her nails, and she was counting him, Zhou Yun instinctively walked over and listened, Liu Sha actually counted more than a hundred.
'This is a terrible strong man......
Zhou Yun's heart suddenly popped up with such a thought, and her pretty face turned red like chili oil, her strong man must be like a beast when he gets into bed, and Liu Sha has a hundred pounds, but he can be pushed up and down with two hands, if this is lying on himself......
Zhou Yun didn't dare to think about it anymore, she was afraid that her legs would be weak if she thought about it any longer, she hurriedly bit her red lip and settled down, but if she ran to talk to Chen Guangda like this, she would definitely be seen by outsiders, and her fiery face was evidence of being a thief, so she had to suppress her stomach and walk back, anyway, she knew that this man would definitely come to her again today.
"Wow, sir, you surpassed yourself again today, and you have achieved two hundred......
Liu Sha suddenly cheered excitedly, and hurriedly pulled out a towel from his collar to wipe his sweat, but Chen Guangda stood up and drank saliva but did not speak, only he knew where this inhuman strength came from, the virus eroded his body and strengthened his physique, which was also the source of the corpse worm's temptation to him, as long as he let go of his body, he could get endless power.
"Even if you can become an immortal, don't ......"
Chen Guangda cursed to himself, if he really let go of his body, he was afraid that it would be even more terrifying than the fat corpse king, so he turned his head and walked to the repair room next to him, Huang Daya was taking two guys to renovate the car inside, and several people were busy sweating profusely.
"Master Guang! you're here......"
As soon as Huang Daya saw him coming, he hurriedly stood up and said: "I have replaced all these two cars with new tires, the windows are going to be covered with fine steel bars, and a luggage rack is installed on the top to fix the materials, and the bumper at the front of the car has also been removed, and a triangular collision angle is directly welded to it, which is called a crunchy when used to hit a living corpse!"
"Be sure to reinforce the water tank, once the water tank leaks, we will have to take a break, but you don't have electricity, can you......"
Chen Guangda lit a cigarette and looked at him wonderingly, but Huang Daya said confidently: "It doesn't matter if there is no electricity, as long as there is gas cutting, it is enough, and I also reinforce the oil pan with steel plates, no matter how you want to open it, I guarantee that there will be no more halfway lying in the nest!"
"If you don't do well today, we'll stay for another day tomorrow......"
Chen Guangda patted him on the shoulder and turned to leave, and saw that Yang Hao was clumsily learning to drive next to him, but this kid didn't seem to have any talent for driving, not only was he sweating profusely, but the coach in the co-pilot also gave him a red face.
"Even if you say you're not fine...... stupid"
Chen Guang ran over in a strange tone, leaned on the car door and pointed ahead, and said: "It's all broken, what do you care about the tachometer and direction lights, just drive forward with one foot on the accelerator, you just need to remember one thing, the road is in front of you, the car is under your feet, don't kill yourself!"
"Yes, yes, yes, Boss Chen is right, there is no traffic police now, just drive as you like......"
The coach master hurriedly nodded and praised again and again, it is estimated that this is the most careful student he has brought, not only did he not dare to come to the first half of the meal to take the card, he himself couldn't wait to call someone else's master, and Yang Hao also nodded viciously, and suddenly hung up the first gear and rushed forward, the throttle was simply earth-shattering.
"it, brake, brake quickly......"
Chen Guangda suddenly screamed in shock, just to see the car suddenly snake violently, and rushed straight to the flower bed, it is estimated that the coach master was also frightened, and hurriedly stomped the brakes but it was too late, just heard a bang, Yang Hao directly knocked a small tree into the grass.
"You still don't let people live, don't let me go if you, I don't play......"
A bare-ass man suddenly popped out of the grass, just looking at Zhang Mang running and scolding with his pants, his voice actually brought a crying tone, and the big ass looked particularly dazzling in the sun.
"Alas~ This kid, it seems that his talent is used in archery, and everything else is a fucking negative score......"
Chen Guangda walked into the hall with a depressed face, and saw Wang Dafu carrying a satchel down, and before he could open his mouth, the fat man ran upside down, handed over a pack of Chinese cigarettes and flattered: "This is the consultation fee given by the bearded man, I will take it to honor you, you can just wrap me a few yuan of cigarettes and smoke and play!"
"What's wrong with the beard? Kidney deficiency......"
Chen Guangda threw the cigarette to him again, Wang Dafu hurriedly thanked him and said in a low voice: "The bearded man is nothing, it's his daughter's menstrual cramps, and they can't leave today, but do you know why she has menstrual cramps? It turned out to be a physiological disorder caused by taking emergency contraceptive pills, and as soon as I went out, I heard the bearded man angry at his daughter, saying that if she was pregnant, she would be pregnant, and she would not be allowed to eat secretly in the future!"
"What? That little girl also takes birth control pills? Is it ......?"
Chen Guangda's eyes widened in shock, and Wang Dafu immediately nodded gloatingly: "There are only two men in their house, either bearded or his son, but this taste is really heavy, if it is left in ancient times, the whole family will be immersed in the pig cage!"
"Damn, this old thing is not as good as a pig or a dog......"
Chen Guangda's scalp was numb for a while, and for the first time he felt that his three views had been subverted, and saying that the bearded family of four happened to come down, Wang Dafu hurriedly smeared oil on the soles of his feet and slipped away, but Chen Guangda shook his head disdainfully, and deliberately said loudly: "Don't even let go of your own daughter, beware of the destruction of heaven and earth!"
"Neurotic!"
The bearded man's face froze obviously, but he directly sped up his pace and left with his family, Chen Guangda sneered and walked into the cafeteria, and saw that Zhou Yun was taking a few people there to calculate the surplus food, but as soon as a few people saw him come in, they all got up and left consciously, and they all seemed to know what the hell he was doing.
"Don't ...... here"
Zhou Yun subconsciously exclaimed, but then his pretty face was flushed with shame, and he accidentally said everything in his heart, Chen Guangda immediately walked over with a smile and asked, "Don't be here, then where do you still want to be?"
"I don't talk to you, you're a hooligan when you open your mouth......"
Zhou Yun stood up in shame and wanted to run, but Chen Guangda grabbed her waist and hugged her in his arms, pinched her ass hard and smiled lewdly: "Women love stinky hooligans, you just stared at me, when I didn't see it, did you regret running away last night?"
"No! I ...... I didn't peek at you......"
Zhou Yun twisted his body in disgust, but let him hold himself rudely, and then hung his head shyly and said: "I was really scared to death last night, your wife is so powerful, she did such insidious things, if they didn't just ask you to borrow a condom, the unlucky one must be me, and then she won't have to catch the adulterer.
"Ha~ I wasn't ready to wear it at all last night, you're afraid of hair......"
Chen Guangda laughed very shyly, Zhou Yun immediately punched him angrily, but bit his red lip and whispered: "Brother, you just take me with me, I will run very fast, I won't be a burden to you, anyway, the resettlement camp in Niushui County is not far from us, I heard the radio last night!"
"Principal Zhou, it's not that I don't want to take you, if I bring you, it will be tantamount to hurting you......"
Chen Guangda let go of her and retreated to the table and sat down, seeing Zhou Yun looking at him in surprise, Chen Guangda shook his head helplessly and said: "You should have seen Liu Sha's style and behavior, she can not only wash my wife's feet and buttocks, but even let her kneel down ** girl is no problem, it can be said that she is the eunuch next to the emperor, do you think you can do it to her level?"
"I ......"
Zhou Yun looked at him with his mouth open and a tangled face, Chen Guang shrugged his shoulders and said: "Although my wife is very kind-hearted, she is a very jealous woman, especially when it comes to her husband, she will definitely be more vicious than you think, even if she won't kill you with her own hands, she will instruct others to kill you, so I'm thinking about you!"
"But I can't wait here to die, we're going to run out of food soon......"
Zhou Yun stomped her feet anxiously, but Chen Guangda gently took her little hand and said with a smile: "I will teach you a way to survive, this method is enough to ensure that you have no worries about food and clothing this year, and then I will get some vegetable seeds for you, you can grow vegetables here to be self-sufficient, if I really find a large army, I will definitely let them come to rescue you!"
"Really? ...... You're not just trying to trick me into getting laid......"
Zhou Yun looked at Chen Guangda in disbelief, but Chen Guangda said with a wicked smile: "People must lie to you to, but I'm different, whether I'm in the car, on the ground or on the road, I can do it anywhere, my brother is a 360-degree all-round field expert!"
"You know how to bully me......"
Zhou Yun slapped his chest in shame, but she followed her and suddenly stood on tiptoe, took the initiative to kiss Chen Guang's mouth, and then said shyly: "I'm waiting for you in car No. 6 at night, you must check the cover, don't wear it!"