At 7:40 in the evening, Qin Wanqiu took Luo Li and Zhong Chuhui to accompany Lin Miao's family of three out of the Children's Palace. Qin Wanqiu at night looked particularly slender and moving, Lao Lin pretended to be indifferent and talked nonsense about children and children, while scanning Qin Wanqiu from the top, middle and bottom, his expression was serious, but his thoughts had fallen to the edge of breaking the law and committing crimes.

Qin Wanqiu seemed to have been blinded by Lao Lin's aura as a writer, and didn't pay any attention to what was wrong in Lao Lin's eyes, and still made amends to Lao Lin vigorously, apologizing for not educating his daughter well. Luo Li was extremely aggrieved when he heard this, puffed out his mouth, and looked at Lin Miao and Li Xiao angrily, tears were rolling in his eyes, but he stubbornly beat him to death and didn't cry-

In the end, she still couldn't sit down with Lin Miao, and because of this, she became the object of ridicule of the parents of the class.

For the first time in her two lives, Lin Miao saw a 6-year-old child who could hold back her tears for so long, and couldn't help but be amazed, and said: "It's okay, you will be laughed at for a year or two at most, and everyone will soon forget about you." ”

As soon as the words fell, Luo Li collapsed on the spot, and cried loudly, shouting inarticulate while crying: "Lin Shuishui, you bad guy...... I'm never going to play with you again, woooooo......oo

Qin Wanqiu hurriedly picked up Luo Li and coaxed her, but she couldn't coax her, and said to Lao Lin apologetically: "Teacher Lin, I'm really embarrassed......

Lao Lin smiled and said, "It's okay, it's okay, child." ”

Qin Wanqiu: "That...... I'll go first......"

Lao Lin forcibly pretended to be a gentleman and smiled: "Okay, be careful on the road, see you tomorrow." ”

With Luo Li's cry, Qin Wanqiu turned around and left.

Lao Lin watched Qin Wanqiu's back go away, and after a long time, he said goodbye to Zhong Chuhui, and then pulled Lin Miao and Li Xiao to go home in the opposite direction to Qin Wanqiu.

On the way home, Lao Lin was in a good mood and even hummed a song.

Lin Miao seemed to smell the sour smell of love, and couldn't help but remind: "Dad, you have to be real, my mother ran to grandma's house because of this aunt." ”

Lao Lin's good mood suddenly dissipated, and he frowned and said unhappily: "Your mother is not in a normal mind, what are you talking about her?

Lin Miao simply asked directly, "Do you want to sleep with Luo Li's mother?"

Lao Lin was stunned for a moment, and asked in surprise, "Do you know what it means to sleep?"

Lin Miao nodded and said with certainty: "I know all the meanings of sleeping, including not only in the broad and narrow sense, but also in the extended sense. By extension, that meaning can be classified according to academic classification into a professional research direction called sexology. Sexology, the sexuality of sex. The scope of research extends from physiology to psychology, from human behavior to sociology, and it is a very awesome interdisciplinary discipline. But I'm not like those fools, as a literate person, I'm very keen to accept the latest research results in this discipline. For example, mental infidelity in marriage is one of the main causes of family breakdown, and the other two main causes include not being able to earn money and not being able to stand up. ”

Lao Lin was a little confused by Lin Miao's words, and actually forgot the question he raised at the beginning, but followed Lin Miao's train of thought and asked, "What does it mean to not be able to stand up?"

Lin Miao looked disdainful: "Dad, your comprehension ability is completely inadequate, you can't stand up!

Lao Lin was stunned for two seconds, and a light of surprise suddenly flashed in his eyes, and he suddenly elongated his voice with a sudden realization: "Oh-that one can't stand up!"

Lin Miao hurriedly said: "Don't shout, others will misunderstand!"

Lao Lin hurriedly retracted, rubbed Lin Miao's head with a smile, and then rubbed it, his smile stiffened.

Hell, I actually discussed with my son the problem of not being able to stand up for a long time?!!!

"Where did you learn these messy things?" Lao Lin, who had just learned a new posture, crossed the river and demolished the bridge directly, pulled his face, and looked at sex education as a flood beast with an expression of the same as more than ninety percent of the post-60s parents in the country, who were at a very strong ideological level, and asked Lin Miao in a reprimanding tone.

Lin Miao said calmly and bluntly: ""Systematic Anatomy of the Department of Basic Medicine on the third floor of Dongou City Library, "Civilized Sexual Morality and Modern People's Neurosis" of the Department of Humanities and Social Sciences on the fifth floor, and "Golden Plum Bottle" and "Dream of Red Mansions" of the Department of Classical Literature on the sixth floor. ”

Lao Lin was shocked: "There is also this in "Dream of Red Mansions"?"

Lin Miao asked rhetorically: "Shouldn't you ask about "Golden Vase Plum"?"

Lao Lin was puzzled: "What kind of book is "Golden Vase Plum"?"

Lin Miao was completely speechless, a person with no education was so uneducated that he had never even heard of "Golden Vase Plum", and he was embarrassed to claim to be one of the three pens in Xicheng Street? No wonder Xu Jiachang disdains to be in the same stream with you, if Xu Fengfan dares to pretend to these three words in the face of Lao Xu, he will be directly smoked to death as soon as the word "Mei" is finished!

Lin Miao shook her head and sighed: "Dad, if you are idle on Sunday, don't go to the dance hall to dance, it's better to go to the library with me, it's good for your life." ”

Lin Miao, whose psychological age is 33 years old, comforts Lao Lin, who is 35 years old with a physiological age.

It feels very mysterious.

However, Lao Lin looked very worried, and frowned: "Why do you let you flip through all the books in the library, you children shouldn't read this kind of book, no wonder I always heard people say that "Dream of Red Mansions" was banned in the Qing Dynasty, it turned out that it was written about those things, and the TV series deleted all those contents......, right?

"Dad, Cao Xueqin is a man. ”

"Male, female, that's a woman's name!"

"Fuck ......" Lin Miao hugged her head speechlessly.

Think about Jiang Ping, think about Lao Lin, how can I be self-taught in such a family environment, this is not something that can be described without being stained out of the mud, it is simply crawling out of the pit with a fragrance, it is completely a miracle of nature!

Lin Miao and Lao Lin were silent all the way back home.

Even with it, even Li Xiao didn't dare to say more.

The atmosphere was very depressing and returned to the Mingyue community, and the three of them went upstairs along the stairs without corridor lights, and when they reached the staircase on the fourth floor, they found that there was light upstairs.

Lin Miao and Li Xiao ran upstairs quickly, only to see the door open.

Lin Miao took off her shoes and walked in, Jiang Ping jumped up from the sofa, ran over and hugged Lin Miao, as if she was fine, and asked loudly with a smile: "Baby, do you miss your mother?"

Lin Miao blurted out with rational wisdom: "Think!"

Lao Lin walked in from outside the door with a calm face, looked at Jiang Ping horizontally and said unhappily, "Do you still know that you are back?"

Jiang Ping was not ambiguous at all, and said with a grin: "I bought you a dress, you come in and try it!"

Lao Lin was unmoved.

Jiang Ping continued to curry: "Are you hungry, I bought a black chicken in the evening and came back, stewed a big pot, and I haven't eaten it yet, do you want to eat some?"

Lao Lin continued to remain unmoved.

Jiang Ping stared at Lao Lin for three seconds, couldn't hold back his strength, his face turned dark, and he said angrily: "If you don't eat it, I'll eat it myself!"

As he spoke, he jumped into the kitchen, and there was a sound of ping-pong, and he took out the dishes and chopsticks.

Then as soon as the lid of the pressure cooker was lifted, the room was filled with the aroma of chicken soup.

Lin Miao turned her head to look at Lao Lin and showed a wicked smile.

"Dad, you don't have to take Xiaoxiao to learn the piano tomorrow. Tell me out loud, Gao is not happy?"

Lao Lin glared at Lin Miao and returned to the bedroom angrily.

Jiang Ping seemed to have long eyes in the back of her head, and immediately poked her head out of the kitchen and yelled at Lao Lin: "Have you washed your feet?

Lao Lin roared in the room: "You old lady, why are you coming back?"

Lin Miao was not surprised, and calmly pulled Li Xiao back to the room.

As soon as the door closed, Lao Lin and Jiang Ping outside started this month's round2.

Li Xiao also seemed to be used to it, and looked at Lin Miao without being afraid at all, and then asked weakly: "Miao Miao, what does it mean to be unable to stand up?......"8)