Chapter 911: Your eldest uncle and your second uncle are both your uncles

What does it mean to be tough?

One person can conquer the whole world, this is the real toughness!

Now in the eyes of these audiences, Ye Fei is simply a tough mess, this guy's fans are so terrifying (wouldn't it be better to use horror here?*^_^*), not only netizens who like to watch live broadcasts, but even many industries.

And what made these people even more speechless was that when Master Huineng introduced himself, people completely lay down, Nima, and the monk?

"Monk, don't you eat well and pray for the Buddha, what are you doing here?"

"Donor, the poor monk's cultivation is in the red dust, the wine and meat pass through the intestines, and the Buddha stays in his heart, why not?"

“........ Master, do you still accept apprentices?"

"Yes, graduated from a national regular university, Eagle language level 6 or above, can understand Sanskrit, the most important thing is to be able to cook, I have a helper in the back kitchen of this temple. ”

Everyone: "........."

Nima, are you sure that you are taking in monks and apprentices and not recruiting executives for Fortune 500 companies?

He also graduated from a regular college with a bachelor's degree, CET-6 or above, and knows Sanskrit....... , if all of these will be, and I will be a ghost monk, I? Lao Tzu will go directly to apply for the foreign trade manager, okay?

For Master Huineng, the old audience in the live broadcast room all know that this monk is purely a strange thing in the industry, and he doesn't walk, he takes a plane.

Master Huineng's stirring, not to mention, directly resolved the embarrassing atmosphere in the live broadcast room just now, more than 1.3 billion people giggled, and all the unpleasantness was thrown out of the clouds.

Through Ye Fei's own efforts and the ingenious cooperation of the audience, this matter was resolved.

Ye Fei was stable here, but the aftermath was completely dispersed.

The whole world's live broadcast industry and other industries are completely blown up, because the information they see today is so terrifying, they can't believe it.

"Ye Fei's fan....... Oh my god, how could there be so many celebrities?"

"Numb, no wonder this product can get so many rewards every day, and I don't look at who these viewers are? ”

"Tyrants, celebrities, bandits, and ...... Monk, what's even more terrifying is that Solova and Oleg and McKawi are there, who can compare with your sister?"

"Although I am very unconvinced, I still have to say that Ye Fei, as an anchor, can achieve this point, the absolute number one in the world, and the well-deserved number one in the world!"

"If this is not the first, who would dare to call it the first in the world? ”

"God, really God, there are still such people in the world. ”

"It's the same anchor, you look at Ye Fei's mix, and then look at our mix, you have to thank someone for rewarding a sports car for a long time. ”

Yesterday a viewer rewarded me with three sports cars, and I asked Lao Tzu to add three songs, my God, I just realized that my show is so cheap. ”

"There is no harm in comparison, and I don't dare to expect a tenth of these celebrities, give me one of my special meows and I can't sleep with excitement. ”

Ma Qingyun's whole person was about to suffocate, just like him, they were employees of the Quanqiuqiu platform, and even Liu Fugen, the president of the Huaxia Anchor Association, all stood in front of the computer or sat in front of the computer with wood carving clay sculptures, they knew that Ye Fei's audience was powerful, but they really didn't expect that there would be the world's first person Solova!

Are you kidding?

At this moment, not to mention that other people doubted, even they wondered if this Solova was an impostor, because it was incredible.

If there is one person in the world who is a little calmer in his heart, it is Johnson, the president of the International Live Streaming Association.

Although the old man was also a little excited in his heart, he knew that these would come sooner or later, because Ye Fei's program was there, if such a superb program could not attract these people, then there would be no one's program in the world that could do it.

"Solova? It's too low, boy, come on, you're going to have an even more unbelievable audience, and you'll know how unbelievable a truly crazy streamer can be. ”

Scene.

Ye Fei saw it and knew that it was okay, as long as these people stayed, he had the confidence to convert them into his fans.

And Shen Yue and Lu Zhijun's eyes when they look at Ye Fei now have completely changed, if they were just admiring at the beginning, now they are completely convinced, a person who can pull anyone over to be a fan, this is the real awesome.

However, Ye Fei doesn't have time to care about these now, originally this time was the time to draw the first lucky audience, but after such a toss, more than half an hour has passed, and he must hurry up, otherwise the live broadcast time will be extended again today.

If you don't know Ye Fei's thoughts, you will definitely despise it, you are enough, there are more than 1.3 billion viewers in the live broadcast room, what can you do if you extend the time?

"Okay, since the friends who just came in stayed to watch my Ye Fei's show, then let's continue, we have completed two dishes just now, and then we will conduct the first lottery today to see who the live broadcast guest quota can fall on. ”

Audience in the live broadcast room: "......"

"Hey~~ Ye Shen, today's lottery is very early. ”

"How do you talk upstairs? You could have gotten out of the way. ”

"Damn, it's still a lottery? Is there a prize draw for this show?" asked curiously, an audience member who had just come didn't understand the rules.

The old viewer explained: "There must be, do you see the three people next to Ye Shen? Those are today's three live broadcast guests." ”

"Live broadcast guest, don't tell me that I can go to Ye Fei and do a live broadcast with him when I was drawn?"

"Yes. ”

"It's so far, how can you get there? Besides, running that far is just a show, and the round-trip fare is not cheap?

Seeing this audience's question, the old audience were all speechless, your sister, you still care about this? Do you know how stupid you are to ask this question? Do you know that there are more than a billion people waiting for a quota here? Do you know that if they are drawn, these people will pass even if they smash the pot and sell iron?

"Khan, brother upstairs, don't ask such a substandard question in the future. ”

"What do you mean? Is the question I'm asking stupid?"

"It's not stupid, it's very stupid! You just started watching Ye Shen's show, and no one laughs at you for asking such stupid questions, but if you can still ask such a question later, then I will really send you to a psychiatric hospital." ”

"How do you speak? Is it that serious?"

"Actually..... It's worse than that, just wait and see. ”

The old audience only explained so much, and then few people spoke in the entire live broadcast room, which made the two or three hundred million new viewers even more curious, why did no one say anything in the lottery?

"Damn, the lottery will be silent?"

"Is silence golden?"

"Ye Fei, don't pump me, I've had something to do in the past two days, you draw me, maybe I really don't have time to go." ”

“........”

"Brother, you don't have time to sell the quota, I'll pay two hundred, how about it?"

"Really, I can have this, it's decided, if you draw me in a while, I'll sell you two hundred Huaxia coins." ”

Everyone looked at the news of this person, and really wanted to laugh, and said in their hearts that if you really sell the quota for two hundred Huaxia coins for a while, after you look back at Ye Shen's live video, you won't have a place to cry.

encountered such an unjust boss, the old audience did not have a reminder, this is the time for selfishness, let alone let them buy a place for 200 Huaxia coins, if it is really possible, even if they let them sell this place for 2 million, they will break their heads.

New audience, so cute.

After Ye Fei announced the lottery, he looked at the two beauties, then at Roman Abu, and asked, "Who are you?"

Roman Abu hurriedly said, "Lady first." ”

The Scattered Flower Fairy Shen Yue and Lu Zhijun looked at each other.

"Zhijun, you come first. ”

"Okay, Sister Shen. ”

Although Lu Zhijun is slightly inferior to Shen Yue, she is also a big beauty in the final analysis, and she sits in front of the video, which makes people look very comfortable.

rushed to this beauty, and no one spoke in the live broadcast room, all of them were watching quietly, waiting, hoping to wait for a surprising result.

Lu Zhijun sat in front of the video, blushing, and said, "I smoked." ”

"Zhijun, you must have just drawn me, you must draw me, have you seen my news? I am your second uncle, I am your second uncle Zhu Chaoyang. ”

Just when Lu Zhijun's hand was just holding the mouse, the news of Zhu Chaoyang's guy came out, he really wanted to come to Ye Fei's side to participate in the show, because he could eat fascinating food.

As a result, when they saw Zhu Chaoyang's news, the others quit.

Your sister, isn't it troublemaker?

"Miss Lu, pump me, pump me, pump me, I'm your uncle. ”

"Miss Lu, smoke me, I'm your aunt. ”

"Zhijun, you must pay attention to me when you see my news, I am your third uncle. ”

"I'm your fourth uncle. ”

"The fifth uncle is here, hurry up. ”

In an instant, the live broadcast room was chaotic.

Lu Zhijun looked at the news, and almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood in a depressed mood, grandma's, isn't it the one who takes advantage?

Zhu Chaoyang is also crazy.

"Get out of here, I'm really his second uncle. ”

"Damn, I'm really his uncle, brother, don't rob my brother. ”

“........”

"Miss Lu, whatever, you smoke, your eldest uncle and your second uncle are all your uncles. ”

The audience in the live broadcast room was about to laugh, Ye Fei also shook his head speechlessly, gently patted Lu Zhijun's shoulder from behind, and said, "Don't delay, hurry up and smoke." ”

Lu Zhijun snorted, and just ordered the lucky wheel, but a red message jumped out again.

"Zhijun~ Take it easy when you smoke, see if you can draw me, I'm your grandma. ”

Everyone: "........."

Damn, it's too much!