Chapter 12: Squash Me, Blow You Up!
He thought aggrievedly, well, he admitted, this is indeed not a real pistol. However, he didn't say that fake ones can't be used as weapons. This, but his Shangguan Daddy specially made a self-defense weapon for him. said yes, if he encounters a beautiful woman on the way to become a monk, he can use it to defend himself.
It's just that on the way to become a monk, there are no beautiful women to rob him of his sex. Therefore, he endured the pain of parting love. didn't use it to protect himself, but to be a hero and save a beautiful aunt.
As for the red liquid, it's actually just - chili water!
With a "snap", Xiao Caifu looked at the scene not far away in a daze, and felt that his jaw seemed to fall to the ground all of a sudden.
Now, she can give him, a hundred points.
A gust of cold wind struck, a black shadow flashed in front of him, and a few strands of hair drifted through Chu Liangchen's nose with a familiar fragrance. In the next second, Xiao Caifu had already arrived at Chu Liangchen's side. Reaching out to fish, Xiao Caifu didn't look at the black people who were still rolling on the ground, and took Chu Liangchen in the crook of his arm and turned around and left.
"Ahh.....h
"Are you sure?" Xiao Caifu raised her eyebrows, looked carefully, and her eyes flashed with the same expression as when Chu Liangchen did bad things.
Chu Liangchen nodded like pounding garlic, of course, his weapon was shot, but he never took it back. What's more, his big eyes glanced at Xiao Caifu who was holding him, and his teeth were exposed. What's more, he will definitely not need these things in the future.
With a "bang", a spherical object shining with colorful light was thrown out by Chu Liangchen vigorously, and fell on the side of the people in black with a "bump".
"Let's go...."Xiao Caifu's eyes flashed, and he quickly fled with Chu Liangchen in his arms.
The ball with seven colors of light was spinning on the ground, and while flashing, it also sent out a parrot-like recording of a villain: "Badass, badass, I'm a bomb, don't touch me, don't touch me." You're dead, you're dead. ”
"Damn, it's a lie again. The man in black on the ground cursed in a low voice, covering his injured eyes as he lay on the ground and followed the place where the colorful ball sounded. A big hand pressed down the colorful ball that was still screaming with a bang.
"Let you scream, let you scream, and see that I don't ruin you. "The man in black had no choice but to take Chu Liangchen out of anger. Gritting his teeth, he squeezed the colorful ball with both hands. The colorful balls that were still screaming just now suddenly lost their voice.
With a "ding" sound, the sound in the colorful ball stopped for a second, and then there was a villain's parrot-like laughter: "Small-heart-have-fried!"
"The ghost will believe you again......" the man snorted softly and continued to squeeze with his two hands, "squash you." ”
"Boom ......"
The squashed multicolored ball - exploded!
A large cloud of choking smoke slowly dissipated, and behind the smoke, a certain person's black face was slowly revealed, and - his hair was blown into a broom!
"Poof......" he exhaled a puff of smoke, and on his long, dark face, he could only see the white eyes that turned up and turned up in both directions. With a "bump", he fell to the ground and passed out.
In the wind, there was a faint sound of a conversation between a woman and a villain.
"Pretty auntie, now I want to be paid!"
“....... I think I can buy me a pair of shoes with the money in my wallet. ”
"Pretty aunt, I know you are poor, so why don't I support you, but in this way, I can't become a monk. ”
“........ I don't need you to support me, you can become a monk. ”
"But when I saw you, I suddenly didn't want to leave the house, Auntie, take me in. ”
“........ I don't have the money to support you. ”
"I have it, a lot of gold cards. ”
“....... Of course no problem, let's go!"
In the Chu family's villa.
Several people in black stood in front of Chu Qing with embarrassed faces, hesitating and not knowing how to speak.
"Say it!" Chu Qing leaned back in the chair, and the words he said sounded light, but they were full of unquestionable taste.
"It's the little young master!" the man in black led by him whispered, "When we were chasing the red demon, he suddenly rushed out and used ...... With chili water," after thinking about it, the man in black decided to hide the reason why his hair had turned into a broom, "he attacked us and fled with the Red Demon. ”
"Together?!" The mood on Chu Qing's face did not change, but after hearing that Chu Liangchen was taken away by the red demon, the cold voice obviously improved a little.
"Yes, but it looks like he wasn't kidnapped by the Red Demon, but with her. ”
Chu Qing didn't even frown, just lowered his eyelids slightly. The next second, he suddenly stood up from his chair, opened the door, and strode in the direction of the study.
With a "snap", Chu Qing reached out and pressed the contact instrument in his hand, scanning a certain instrument for a while. With a "drop" sound, on the huge LCD screen, Chu Liangchen's image slowly appeared.
Chu Qing looked at the scene on the screen fixedly, one point, two points, three points, until finally, he turned around and explained to the person standing by the door.
"Get out of here, and leave it to me. After he finished speaking, his gaze inadvertently swept over the broom-like hair on the top of his head, and he put his index finger between his nose and coughed lightly, "That's also that kid's masterpiece, right?"
Someone was so embarrassed that he wanted to hit the wall to death.
The corners of Chu Qing's mouth were slightly hooked, and he slowly moved his gaze to the screen that was still being displayed.
Look, what did he see.......