Chapter 286: Asking for Pigs
Returning to the shore with a black face, the drunken old man also woke up at this time, and when he saw that I was back, he smiled and said, "Why, being played by those monkeys again?"
I waved my hand and said, "Don't mention it, I met a pig that ate hormones today, the good guy's body is unimaginably hard, if I didn't run fast, I would have to be cleaned up by this pig today." ”
The old man laughed and said, "Hahaha, I originally wanted you to take the initiative to find it, but I didn't think that he would take the initiative to find you, why did you go through a few tricks?"
I shook my head and said, "What are you called a few tricks? It was a one-sided beating, the dead pig's fur was so hard that I cut it twice, and my sickle was deformed." ”
As I spoke, I hurriedly took out my World Destroying Scythe, and after a careful inspection, the blade actually had two gaps, and the entire handle was distorted.
The old man smiled and said, "It's reasonable that your egg touched the stone, and it is reasonable to have this result, do you know who that pig is?"
Looking at my sickle, I felt so distressed that I wanted to die, and said angrily: "Who does it matter, is it difficult to return Zhu Bajie! Hey, my bitter knife, how can I fold on the pig today after killing countless enemies." ”
The old man walked up to me, patted me on the head and said, "Okay, don't scold, tell you that pig is called the Mane King, its fur is the hardest object in the world in the Three Realms, and even the Divine Stone of the Female Snail Mending Heaven can't be compared with it, you just want to fight it with such a handful of broken Xuan Rank middle grade, it's good if you don't break it directly." ”
What the hell? It's just such a dead pig, and it has such a big origin, if you let the female snail Niangniang know that her divine stone to replenish the blue sky is not as good as a pig's hair, will she be angry to death?
I shook my head and said, "Who doesn't care who it is, I can't hide if I can't be provoked, right? This dead pig not only has rough skin and thick meat, but this temper is even more surprising, whoever meets it is unlucky!"
The old man waved his hand and said, "Hide, this is not good, I am going to let you go to find it, since you have met first, then you should know it first." ”
I shook my head and said, "Why did you let me go to this pig? ”
The old man smiled and said: "We are here to survive by eating its people, and one yard cannot be mixed together, so of course you are not going to fight with this mane king, but to ask it for two things!"
it, old man, is this a broken brain, I just came back from a fight with someone, and the dead pig hates me for eating its people, I still have to go to it to ask for something, isn't this the light in the toilet, looking for death?
I waved my hand and said, "No, don't you go to it to ask for something, if you collide with it again, it will have to tear us apart, and the dead pig has a harder fur, what can you give us!"
The old man waved his hand and said, "Rabbit cub, what are you calling blindly? That Mane King is full of treasures all over his body, and the silver-white mane under the back of his head is a treasure in this world, if you can get this white mane, you still need to use your mid-grade scythe in the future? I will directly get you a heaven-level weapon!"
Oh,, a different weapon of the heavenly rank, how could this dead pig's hair be so powerful?
I began to be a little tempted, and the old man glanced at me, as if he had seen through my thoughts, and then deliberately seduced me: " Of course, this white mane is also the same, this mane king also has an inner pill in his body, this inner pill contains the power of pulling mountains and rivers, the power of the past and the present, although the strength of your body is close to perfect, the speed is also supported by the ape demon instantaneous step, but your strength is compared with the old thief of Xuanyuan, it is completely a baby, if you can get this inner pill, your entire body looks at the Three Realms, and the physical skills will be unmatched, don't you have the slightest heartbeat?"
The old man's words are completely superficial to me to describe them with the word "heart-moving"! I was so excited that I almost lost my blood and bleeded to death!
But after thinking about the attitude of the pig today, let it take out these two treasures, is it possible to agree?
I waved my hand and said, "Don't say it so temptingly, we have eaten so many people, and now we want it to take out these two treasures, although it is a pig, it will not be so stupid, right?"
The old man smiled: "Everything is discussed, and when the steel-maned pig clan appeared in the world, it was originally used for food, this mane king should be dissatisfied with the setting of the god of creation, and led the clan to escape from the Three Realms before hiding here, let's eat so many harmless, at most we won't eat it in the future, and you're a stinky boy who can even fool the generals, and I'm afraid that you can't fool such a pig?"
These two words can be used appropriately, but how can I be fooled? There is no reason at all, and the pig's temper is stinky and hard, and it can listen to people, so it is not called a pig.
I shook my head and said, "If you talk to it, it won't pay attention to us, and if we take care of it first, and now we have to ask someone, it won't agree! ”
The old man laughed and waved his hand and said, "Hard robbery, although this mane king can't do it, but with that body of fur, no one can stop him in the three realms, I don't have this ability, and I will never be able to rob it." ”
Yes, I can't talk about it, I can't grab it, I can't say it, I don't say it, I don't want to say it, I feel unwilling, but if you want it, this thing is not ordinarily difficult, it's even more difficult than a mortal to ascend to the sky!
Seeing that I was at a loss, the old man walked up to me with a smile, patted me on the shoulder, and said, "Rabbit cub, don't you usually have so many ghost ideas? Why did you stop eating when you met a pig today, he is a pig, we are human!
I turned my head to look at the old man and said, "So, you have a way?"
The old man nodded and said, "Of course, what to do with your master twice, bring your ears over, and I will tell you slowly." ”
I put my ear to the old man, and the old man told me for half an hour, but I didn't feel reliable about how I listened, so I shook my head and said, "Okay?
The old man patted his chest and promised, "It's no problem, you can do it." ”
I sighed helplessly and said, "Then it's all a dead horse and a live horse doctor, let's give it a try." ”
After speaking, I turned my head and went to look for the dead pig again, and returned to the place where I had just met the dead pig, and now the pig was long gone, and the forest that had been good was ruined by the dead pig, and the woods were pushed to the ground, and the ground was full of deep footprints left by it, and it was a deep pit under every foot.
Following this footprint, I looked for it, but fortunately it was not very far away, and the footprints disappeared outside a huge cave, which seemed to be the cave of the dead pig.
As soon as I got to the edge of the cave, there was a snoring sound from inside the cave, which was so loud that it sounded like thunder, but when I heard it, I felt like the pig was crying.
I tore my neck into the cave and shouted, "Steel-maned pig king, junior Qin Yan, the apprentice of Ling Yi, the guardian god of Huaxia, is here to pay a visit!"
I felt that I was loud enough, but compared to the snoring, it was as small as a mosquito, and how could this wild boar that had fallen asleep be heard.
But to my surprise, as soon as these words came out, the thunderous snoring stopped, and I heard a sound of climbing up in the cave, and a huge pig's head was the first to emerge from the hole.
As soon as he saw that it was me, the dead pig became unusually awake in an instant when his sleepy eyes were hazy, and he looked at me with blood-red eyes and said, "Stinky boy, you still dare to come!"
It's really a bit scary, I hurriedly took two steps back, trying to squeeze out a smile and said: "Don't be angry with the pig king, today's juniors don't know the identity of the pig king, so they have a collision with the pig king, and the juniors are here to apologize this time." ”
The dead pig's huge head flicked, as if he hadn't woken up too much, and he reacted for a long time before he said: "Apologize, you and that little ghost Ling Yi killed so many of my clansmen, and now come and tell me to apologize?" Okay, since you want to apologize, you will commit suicide in front of me, which can be regarded as an explanation for my dead clansmen." ”
I smiled and waved my hand and said: "Isn't the pig king joking? The pig can't be resurrected after death, and it doesn't make much sense for us to go to the funeral again, my master said, anyone who comes to the Quartet can be offended, but you can't offend the pig king, in order to express our sincerity in making amends, my master specially asked me to bring three branches and leaves as an apology." ”
As I spoke, I opened my Qiankun bag, and as soon as the mouth opened, the triangular leaves in the Qiankun bag immediately flew out of the bag, piled up like a hill, and the old man told me that this leaf is the favorite food of the steel-maned pig, but this leaf grows in a high place, although the steel-maned pig has hard fur, but it can't climb the tree, so they are very rare for this kind of food.
As soon as the leaves were taken out, I quietly observed the mane king's expression, and sure enough, as the old man said, the dead pig looked at the pile of leaves, and the halazi flowed all over the ground like a small spring, and a pair of huge eyes were all covered with this leaf.
Although this leaf was not a small temptation to it, the dead pig seemed to still maintain his senses, and shook the pig's head and said: "What are you doing? I think you can use this little thing to make me submit! I can tell you, my people's enmity must be repaid with blood!"
The words were quite tough, but as he spoke, the dead pig's eyes never left the pile of leaves.
I hurriedly said: "King Pig, when is this revenge, my master also said, from today onwards, let's not talk about eating your clansmen in the future, even when we see your clansmen, we will all take a detour, King Pig, what do you think of this?"
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