"I, Wuzhi Mountain, more than 1,000 meters, is breaking through to 2,000, three years old, cold on the outside, colder on the inside, a single peak, no cultivation, stay up all night, standard peak, don't drink, no temper, squatting on a mountain here. ”

"There is also a monkey under me, and I will broadcast how this monkey sprays people in real time every day in the future!"

"Phew, Bah, Bah......"

"Obviously, this monkey is very good at squirting water, and before I know it, there is a lake next to me!"

......

To say that the most lively things in the Three Realms have been more recent than three things.

One: The Demon Clan's Golden-winged Dapeng Bird and Mosquito Dao People have also found the opportunity to become holy in the virtual world, and it is said that they are in the trial.

According to the gossip revealed by someone with a heart, these two demon clan giants may be vassals of the Western Sect.

Two: Because the Buddha's Five Finger Mountain was relatively boring, he began to broadcast live how Sun Wukong sprayed people in the virtual world.

Three: Kong Xuan issued the first saint decree after becoming a saint-level powerhouse: from today to the next ten years, if all surviving demon clans are forced to become mounts, vassals, maids, etc., and lose their freedom, they can apply for political asylum, and they will be free after checking the truth.

This decree shall be signed and agreed by the other six saints and shall come into force on that day.

Note: If the demon in question has done a lot of things that the demon has done to the Heavenly Fury and the demon, it is not within the scope of refuge protection.

The first two things are okay.,The first thing is the chance of a saint.,Obviously, it has nothing to do with ordinary people or demons.,The second thing is to have fun.,At most, learn the art of spraying people.。

The third thing is quite an uproar.

In ancient times, the demon clan used to be wide.

At that time, the demon clan was in charge of the sky, and the witch clan was in charge of the land, with unlimited scenery and high spirits.

As a result, under the calamity, the two clans fought and both sides were defeated.

Then it entered the era of the human race, and the demon clan that ended was caught by the immortal cultivators, roasted, and refined, which was extremely miserable.

A few demon clans with good talents have just emerged, and they will either be slain demons and demons, or they will put down their butcher knives and become immortals and Buddhas.

The growth history of the human race is simply the tearful history of blood and tears of the demon race.

Now, the demon clan can finally stand up and puff out their chests!

And seeing that the other six saints had no objection to this refuge, the demon had already guessed the outcome of the Extraterrestrial Chaos War.

It seems that this Kong Xuan saint is slightly better.

The chance of the virtual world has such a miraculous effect, it is simply terrifying.

It didn't take long for everyone to find that the virtual world suddenly became stuck, the evolution rules were fine, the interaction between netizens, and the live video class was already a card by card picture.

Everyone is even more excited, is it an adventure?

Then there are more practitioners who stay up late to surf the Internet, and the virtual world has become more stuck.

Yi Bai was very helpless.

Now most of the computing power in the virtual world is still provided by him, and there will be a period of time for the other two 'supercomputers' to join the company, and it will only be a trick.

......

The virtual reality game "The End of All Worlds Online", a copy of "Little Fish and Flowers", Nezha played very happily.

The entire Three Realms, in addition to being with Moyu, can only bring him such joy in the game.

After all, it's a game, and you can do whatever you want.

If it were reality, it would have been beaten by society a long time ago.

Because of his petite stature, cute appearance, and his love of chivalry, Nezha is very popular among those chivalrous women and celebrities in the rivers and lakes.

As his fame grew, he even got mixed up to the point where he didn't need money to go to the Qinglou.

As we all know, with fame, it is easy to make a profit.

"Bang!"

Nezha, who was exchanging heartfelt words with the young ladies and talking freely about the living, kicked an assassin who suddenly rushed in to the ground.

Before Nezha could speak, the assassin was stunned for a moment, and began to beg for mercy: "Hero, some people can't get used to you, spend money to let your brothers teach you how to behave, and ...... later."

However, halfway through the assassin's speech, Nezha gently put his index finger on his mouth: "Don't tell me this, you have your troubles, I understand!"

Nezha is very empathetic, the rivers and lakes are happy and revenge, if you explain it clearly, how can I be heavy-handed?

Picking up the chair next to him, Nezha lifted it high, and then stopped moving.

"Knock, use your brain in moderation, addiction to games hurts your body, you have triggered the virtual world anti-addiction system, forced offline!"

Nezha: ???

I'm fighting?

Without hesitation, Nezha clicked to log in again.

"You have triggered the answer verification mode, please answer the following questions. ”

"There was a man in the desert, dead head down, with several suitcases scattered around him, and this man was clutching half a match in his hand. How did this man die?"

Nezha: ???

This Nima is completely messing with my mentality!

Holding the fire spear and stepping on the hot wheels, Nezha rushed towards Moyu.

Even if you can't beat him, you have to poke his ass twice, his Nezha temperament is so strong!

......

In the Moyu Cave Heaven, as soon as the anti-addiction system was launched, the load of Yi Bai's soul relaxed and he felt a lot more comfortable.

The Internet addicts in the world of cultivating immortals are too terrible, in order to save a little or make a little money, they can have a liver that lasts twenty-four hours a day.

Now seeing that these teenagers are in dire straits with the various topics he has set, Yi Bai is instantly a lot happier.

Sure enough, the happiness of most living beings is based on the suffering of other living beings.

"Moyu, it's time for lunch!" After a while, Yang Chan brought dozens of maids and brought dozens of plates of food one after another.

Since the virtual world began to make money, Yi Bai's life has begun to become more and more extravagant, and unconsciously, he has also lived the most hated appearance.

This kind of boring life, he wants to live forever!

It's a pity that when the two newly arranged tool demons erase their own thoughts and fit into the virtual universe, this trip will be considered a complete merit.

He also has to come back, after all, it can be more comfortable to go home.

His wife and children are hot in the pit, and he is just short of a child, so he must work hard when he goes back this time!

"Moyu, die! Bang!" With a loud roar, Nezha fell firmly in front of him again.

Looking at the gray-faced brother in front of him, Yi Bai fell into deep thought.

"Are you performing a dry land onion planting?"

Nezha struggled and slowly got up.

The rules of this Moyu Cave Heaven have changed significantly, and it seems that the strength of this Moyu has become stronger again.

After being silent for a while, Nezha showed an embarrassed but polite smile: "Hehe, Moyu, I want to play a game." ”

Yi Bai picked up a cup of fresh animal milk, inserted a straw, and sucked it.

"Hey, Moyu... Big brother, just let me play the game. Nezha's smart eyes rolled, and he grabbed Yi Bai's hand and gently coquettish.

Easy White: ......

You're cute, but you're a man!

Vomit!

You win!

After a while, Nezha hurriedly entered the game, still alive, but his clothes were gone, and his body was still a little weak.

Sure enough, Moyu is a product that eats soft and not hard!