Chapter 37: A Fat Man

If anything, the most obvious thing is that I feel like my whole body has become heavier, and it is not even a little bit heavier, and it is a little difficult to even get up from the ground.

At this time, I saw my hands, so frightened that I almost didn't scream out, they were swollen like a pair of bear paws, touching my belly down, I went, not kidding me, when did my eight-pack abs turn me into a wine jar.

The most unacceptable thing for me was that I pinched my face, and the flesh was more than half a foot thick.

"Old man, what kind of play did you give me? What's wrong with me?"

I went and even my voice changed, when did my voice become so heavy?

Fuck, what the hell is going on.

The old man Ling Yi laughed so cheaply that he was about to laugh out of tears: "Hahaha, rabbit cub, you are much cuter now, come on, come on, look at you differently!"

The old man snapped his fingers, and directly across from me, a dangling mirror appeared. I struggled to lift my head forward, and oh my God, is this still me?

Is it sure in this mirror that it's not a fat balled pig?

This hand and leg are at least several times thicker than before, and my stomach looks like a wine jar, and what is even more exaggerated is my handsome face, which is completely fat and has no contours, so ugly that I can't look at it directly.

"Old man, what kind of grudge do I have with you, you can't make my master like this because you are jealous of my handsome master, right? If you don't give me a reasonable explanation, I have to fight with you today. ”

With this fat all over my body, I finally stood up with great effort. rushed towards this old man, this is really a person who has never been fat, I don't know the bitterness of fat people, this run actually the fat of the whole body is trembling and trembling, and it is very rhythmic.

When the old man Ling Yi saw me running over angrily, instead of avoiding it, he laughed even more exaggeratedly, and even his waist was almost straight: "Hahaha, rabbit cub, you really want to laugh Lao Tzu to death, hahahaha." ”

"Holy, am I kidding you now? Tell me, why am I like this now?"

As soon as he rushed in front of the old man Ling Yi, the old man didn't dodge or dodge, he actually used only one finger to poke at me lightly, and my entire fat body couldn't stand, and I sat on the ground with my ass.

This is simply a naked insult, even if I can't beat you, sir, then I have to fight with you, damn it's too bullying.

I secretly run the yin power in my body, who knows that this divine source is actually empty, this is not right, it stands to reason that the yin power should have been recovered a long time ago, why do I even have no mana now?

"Old man, tell me what's going on, where's my mana?

I'm really anxious at this moment, I don't understand what the situation is now, why did I become a fat man, and where did my mana go?

The old man finally stopped smiling at this time, and said: "Rabbit cub, what are you anxious about, don't worry, your mana can't run, it's just that the original mana has helped you reforge your eight veins and twelve tendons, and you can repair it from scratch." ”

The old man's words were like a thunderbolt that made my whole body stunned for a moment, and I started all over again? What kind of joke is this playing with me?

"What are you talking about? Do you know how much suffering and how many sins I've endured since I've cultivated? It's taken me ten years to cultivate to this day, and you tell me to start all over again? Where am I going?"

My mind was in a mess right now, what the hell is this? Why did this old man Ling Yi do this to me! Why!!

"Hey, what a little ghost, I don't even have such a little concentration, don't worry, I can't treat you badly, with your current eight veins and twelve tendons, it only takes one month to restore your previous mana. ”

I looked up at the old man Ling Yi in disbelief and said, "What? a month? Is this possible?"

The old man Ling Yi smiled: "It may be impossible, you can try it yourself, just settle down." ”

I really want to die at this time, I closed my eyes, I precipitated the whole person's mind, entered a state of concentration, and began to comprehend the yin qi in this world.

The yin qi gathered around me and began to enter the body from the pores, to my surprise, the yin qi that entered the body was not as scattered as before at the moment, as if it had found a channel, and it directly entered the divine source along the tendons and veins of the whole body, not only that, but the amount of yin qi was also amazingly large!

The divine source has also undergone earth-shaking changes compared with the past, the previous divine source had to input yin qi into it, and it was completely dependent on strong plugging, and at this moment, the divine source actually produced a strong suction force on its own, just like a huge whirlpool, frantically absorbing the yin qi that entered the body.

I was overjoyed, although I didn't know what the situation was, but this kind of cultivation speed was at least a hundred times faster than before.

In just a few minutes, the divine source was almost filled with yin qi, and with a bang, the divine source was actually expanded, although the scale of this widening was not large, only the size of a small fingernail, but this was absolutely impossible in the past!

Yin Qi is still pouring in along the meridians, and the Divine Source is actually not rejected by those who come, all absorbed, I don't know how long it took, the Divine Source was filled again, and I couldn't inhale the Yin Qi, so I stopped absorbing it, let the Yin Qi be deposited in the Divine Source, and slowly converted into Yin Power, and after a while, the Yin Qi was transformed, and in this originally empty Divine Source, there was less than one-tenth of the Yin Power in the past.

I opened my eyes, let out a long sigh of relief, and said, "It's so refreshing, how easy is it to absorb yin qi now?"

The old man looked at me with a smile and said: "The domineering thing about forging yin tendons is that it can allow you to recast the meridians in your body to absorb yin qi, whether it is a human or a ghost immortal, the meridians in the body are the links connecting various organs of the body, the meridians absorb yin qi, and through this link, directly transmitted to the divine source, which undoubtedly adds a new channel to the yin qi, and the yin qi enters the body, can accurately reach the divine source, which will reduce the consumption of yin qi in the transmission to the divine source, and greatly increase the accuracy." ”

So that's the case, no wonder how I feel that this yin qi is much smoother than before.

"Then old man, why do I feel that the amount of Yin Qi absorbed this time will be so much more than before? Could it be that this Yin Muscle Forging Heavenly Technique also has the effect of controlling Yin Qi?"

The old man smiled: "Of course you can't do control, it's just that your previous cultivation didn't have the meridians as a transmission channel, and the yin qi inhaled into your body was wasted too badly by you." And now that you have this exclusive channel, you have reduced the great waste, so the amount of yin qi that is transmitted to the divine source will be more than ten times that of the past, and in the same way, your cultivation speed will also be more than ten times that of the past. ”

What kind of concept is this? This kind of cultivation speed is simply against the sky!

"Thank you, old man. ”

I don't know how to express my joy at the moment, this is completely opening up a new continent for me!

The old man waved his hand and said, "Rabbit cub, you wanted to eat me just now, but now you thank you again, it's really a child." ”

The old man's words made me blush, and I hurriedly said, "Didn't I understand the situation just now? I'm sorry, I was a little excited just now." ”

As I spoke, I tried to stand up, but it was so fat that I had to stand up so hard.

"Old man, what's the matter with me suddenly getting fat? It won't always be like this, will it?"

The old man smiled cheaply: "It's hard to say, in fact, it's fat, isn't it also quite cute? Anyway, men don't rely on their faces to eat, don't they." ”

"Fart, sir, I'm a handsome guy anyway, right? ”

The old man looked at me with contempt and said, "Okay, that's all you have to say, don't worry, this is just the swelling caused by recasting the meridians, and it won't take a week or two before it will naturally return to its original state." ”

Fortunately, it's just swollen, if this is the case all the time, I won't be laughed to death by my pit son's father when I go back to the underworld.

The old man stretched his waist and yawned and said, "Okay, I've been busy for so long, and I'm sleepy, the rabbit cub has given you a chance now, take advantage of it yourself." ”

As he spoke, he turned his head and left, I didn't know how to thank the old man, in short, I wrote down this love.

I have a deep understanding of this fat man's discomfort now, and this experience is also fucking profound, from the outside of the house to the living room, I walked for ten minutes.

When I got to the living room, I didn't want to move, so I threw myself on the sofa and gasped for air.

It hadn't been long before the door creaked open, and when I looked up, I just met the eyes of Xiao Hei and Lao Bai who had returned.

Xiao Hei was stunned for a moment, then looked at me with a vigilant face and said, "Who is it?"

I'll go, who?

"Xiao Hei, are you blind?

"You're blind, fatty, I ask you who you are, and why are you in my house!"

Yo, this little black is actually on the side, I stood up on the sofa and scolded: "I don't even know me anymore, do I?"

Xiao Hei and Lao Bai looked at me for a full minute, and then Lao Bai tentatively said, "Boss, boss?"

I nodded and said, "I said you really don't know me." ”

After learning that it was indeed me, Lao Bai and Xiao Hei's mouths were so frightened that they could stuff an egg.

"I'll go, boss, we haven't seen each other in a while, how did you become like this?"

I waved my hand and said, "This is hard to say, don't stand stupidly, come and help me." ”

Lao Bai and Xiao Hei hurriedly ran over and helped me to the sofa and sat down. Although these two goods were full of curiosity on their faces at this time, their eyes kept looking me up and down, and they saw that their expressions were vaguely still a little like laughing!

"I said you two look like a fart! I've never seen a fat man. ”

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