Chapter 361 - Adjust to Mute When Taking Pictures (2 more)
"W-What?"
Mr. Chen was stunned for a moment.
Xiao Chen looked as a matter of course: "Take off your pants! Aren't you inflamed with your balls?
Mr. Chen was dumbfounded.
It is said that what Xiao Chen said is not unreasonable, but the problem is that there are so many people at the scene!
I'm not an exhibitionist, and I take off my pants in public......
How does this happen?
"We ...... Why don't you change places?"
Mr. Chen asked while wiping his sweat.
Xiao Chen shook his head solemnly: "Time is pressing, it's too late to change places!"
After all, two people have a three-hour bet!
"What's the matter, Mr. Chen, in order to win, just delay time?" Xiao Chen pointed to the clock on the wall: "Time is money!"
Mr. Chen looked embarrassed, and many of the women present had already turned their backs.
Look at the joke, in broad daylight, it's easy to be spicy when you look at this!
"Wasn't you anxious just now? What's wrong with it now?"
"That's it, a big man, being twisted and pinched like this!"
"yes, we're curious, too, what inflamed balls look like!"
"It seems that this big money is reluctant to pay, and now he is delaying the time of this doctor, I really can't bear it!"
For a while, the people around him began to coax.
After all, Mr. Chen had mocked them just now, and now they had found an opportunity to pay tribute to the past.
Mr. Chen is now forced into a corner, and he can't take it off, and he can't take it off.
Xiao Chen hugged his arms, although he said that he was in a hurry, but there was no expression of urgency on his face, but like everyone else, he showed an attitude of watching a play.
Mr. Chen gritted his teeth and suddenly glared at Xiao Chen.
"You're really not kidding me?"
After asking, Mr. Chen himself felt stupid.
Even if people want to play themselves, they won't admit it at this time!
Xiao Chen smiled slightly: "Guess!"
Mr. Chen had an ominous premonition in his heart, but when he thought of the gambling contract just now, his eyes suddenly lit up.
What if he tricks me?
If he doesn't heal well, I'll have 500,000!
After thinking clearly, Mr. Chen finally stopped hesitating, and untied his belt in front of everyone's eyes!
It's a big deal, it's a shame, in order to earn 500,000, fight!
Although Mr. Chen is rich, 500,000 yuan is also very tempting for him.
As the saying goes, the richer the person, the more slamming the door, and this is the kind of person he is talking about.
"Wow! This Mr. Chen, are you born year?"
"Is it red? How can I see a yellow patch? Is it leaking urine?"
"It seems that it's not just the balls that have a problem, but also the prostate!"
"It's really not panicked that such a big person is still peeing his pants!"
The voices of the crowd sounded again, and even Mr. Chen couldn't wait to find a place to get in!
I also blame myself, why didn't I know to take a shower and change my underwear before I came out to see a doctor!
Xiao Chen's smile was even stronger.
"Why don't I help you look at the prostate by the way?"
Mr. Chen's face was ugly: "You better do what you have to do!"
Xiao Chen laughed: "Okay, good!"
As he spoke, Xiao Chen took a step back, pinched his chin and began to look at it.
Mr. Chen was embarrassed to be watched, but it was already at this time, and he had no way out.
But at this moment, there was a sudden "click" sound in the crowd!
"Who's taking pictures?!"
Mr. Chen immediately stretched out his hands to block it!
Damn it!
There is actually someone taking pictures!
If it spreads, Lao Tzu won't be alive!
And at this time, Xiao Chen's face on the side also sank!
"Who's taking pictures?!"
Xiao Chen burst into a shout, so frightened that everyone quickly put away their mobile phones!
But Xiao Chen quickly answered: "Turn your phone to silent when taking pictures!"
The crowd burst into laughter.
It turned out that Xiao Chen was not angry at all because they took pictures.
But because they didn't turn it to mute, they were discovered by Mr. Chen!
This guy ......
Will play!
Mr. Chen's face began to distort!
He was now sure that Xiao Chen was playing tricks on him, and his current idea was that when he earned Xiao Chen's 500,000 yuan, he would definitely find some people to teach this bastard a lesson!
But at this time, Xiao Chen said again: "It's been four days of inflammation, right?"
Mr. Chen's eyes widened.
Can this man accurately determine the number of days by observation?
It turns out that he is really a master!
"Yes, yes!"
Mr. Chen also felt that Xiao Chen could cure himself.
"Are you afraid of pain?"
Xiao Chen asked again.
Mr. Chen hesitated for a moment, and said with a bitter face: "I'm scared!"
"Oh. ”
Xiao Chen pinched his chin and muttered, "There is a way to minimize the pain and ensure that it will not be inflamed in the future, do you want to try it?"
Mr. Chen was pleasantly surprised!
"Yes!"
The corners of Xiao Chen's mouth rose, and his wrist suddenly shook!
A scalpel with a sharp edge appeared in Xiao Chen's hand.
Mr. Chen was stunned for a moment, cold sweat immediately flowed from his head, and he looked at Xiao Chen with a panicked expression: "...... are you?"
"Surgery!"
Xiao Chen smiled a little badly: "If you cut it off, it's a hundred!"
I'll cut your sister!
This method really won't cause inflammation in the future!
Everything is gone, how can it be sent?
What a cure is this!
It's castration!
Lao Tzu didn't spend money to be a eunuch!
"Wait a minute!"
Mr. Chen immediately stopped Xiao Chen.
Xiao Chen tilted his head and asked innocently, "Is there any more questions?"
Mr. Chen was about to be angry with Xiao Chen, and he didn't know if he was really stupid or pretending to be stupid, but now that Xiao Gengen was under someone's knife, he just had to bite the bullet and say, "Is there a way that is not so radical?"
Naturally, this sentence caused another burst of laughter.
Xiao Chen took back the scalpel: "Do you still want to keep the two of them?"
Mr. Chen almost cursed!
Isn't this nonsense?
If you have a flame, you will cut it off, this is too capricious, right?
"Yes, yes!"
Xiao Chen pursed his lips: "Don't say it earlier!"
Mr. Chen felt that the old blood was swirling in his throat, and he almost spurted out.
"That other method may be a little painful, but it works quickly, how about it?"
Mr. Chen hesitated a little: "Does it hurt?"
Xiao Chen nodded: "It hurts, but it hurts!
Mr. Chen thought for a moment and nodded violently: "Okay!"
If it hurts......
I can still accept it!
However, the moment he agreed, he saw Xiao Chen's whole person flying, and at the same time raising his right leg!
Bang!
There was a muffled sound, and there were two sounds of something shattering in between!
Mr. Chen's legs were bent into an X-shape, his hands were tightly covered, his whole body was arched, his face was distorted, and his eyes were about to pop out!
(End of chapter)