Chapter 49: My TM mentality has collapsed
At night, Wang Jinyi and the others stayed in the dormitory, playing games and flirting with girls.
And Zhou Yuan was browsing posts in the Glory of Kings post bar every day at this time, searching for any girls who needed him to bring.
Although online dating is risky, it's just a simple game with a sister anyway, it doesn't matter if you look good or not, as long as you have a good voice, after he takes the head, he will say "Brother, you're so good~".
However, Zhou Yuan found that at this time, there was a very popular video in the post bar of the Glory of Kings, and he subconsciously clicked in to watch it.
This video is the glory of the king that Wang Jinyi and Qin Yanxiang played together, and it has been quickly made into a video highlight by netizens who watched Zhang Fei's embroidery live broadcast room and sent it to the post bar.
"Second floor, take up a couch!"
"Nima, this Zhong Kui's hook is fake, why don't you feel like you're playing with a hero?"
"It's definitely open, and I'm about to cry about Zhang Fei's embroidery and that Ake hook. ”
"Is it only me who found out that this cadre Mo Ye is miserable? Hahaha, in 5 minutes, the super ghost can't even get out of the door!"
"There is only one truth, Zhong Kui must be the trumpet of a professional player, and the cadre must be a technical girl. ”
"Zhong Kui Beef Pi (Broken Sound!)"
“……”
A group of players in the post bar of the glory of the king were amazed, this Zhong Kui's hook can make a streamer with the strength of a king suspect that he is hanging, you can imagine how exaggerated the scene is.
And Mo Ye, the cadre operated by Wang Jun, has been regarded as a negative teaching material in the audience, and many players have learned how to move to avoid the flying sword of the cadre.
After watching the video highlights, Zhou Yuan couldn't calm down for a long time, and exclaimed: "This Zhong Kui is really sassy!"
Wang Jinyi's position was next to Zhou Yuan, and when he heard the name Zhong Kui, he turned his head to look at it consciously, but he didn't expect that the video Zhou Yuan was watching was really the one he played with Qin Yanxiang in the afternoon.
I'm going~ The hand speed of netizens uploading videos is too fast, how many years do you have to be single?
"Lao Wang, didn't I recommend you to play Zhong Kui before, look at this perverted Zhong Kui, he doesn't take the other side as a person, come and learn hard. Zhou Yuan said.
"What's there to learn, I'm that pervert. Wang Jinyi muttered.
"Why can't you think about it and scold yourself?" Zhou Yuan said strangely.
"Because I'm that Zhong Kui. Wang Jinyi pointed to the video.
"Hahaha, I haven't seen you for an afternoon, Lao Wang, why are you so inflated, I haven't known you for more than a year?" Zhou Yuan laughed on the spot.
Wang Jinyi touched the glory of the king less times than the woman he had touched, what kind of international joke!
Wang Jinyi didn't bother to explain, he directly took out his mobile phone to open the Glory of Kings, and handed the mobile phone to him: "Come on, come on, take a look for yourself." ”
Zhou Yuan took the phone and looked at it carefully......
it!
Whether it is the game ID, game time, or battle record data, it is completely consistent with Zhong Kui in that video, and then I think of Wang Jinyi who asked him before what hero is the most lucky, which means that Zhong Kui on that video is really Wang Jinyi!
"It's really fake, Lao Wang, you can be so sassy when you play Zhong Kui for the first time? Even the king and anchor opposite were abused by you!" Zhou Yuan said in shock.
"Are there kings and anchors on the other side?" Wang Jinyi was also surprised: "Isn't it, are the current kings and anchors so dish?"
Zhou Yuan: "......"
Wang Jinyi's words reminded him of a classic pretending line of LOL's legendary mid-laner Faker Demon King: This guy cooks like a master.
You must know that the extraordinary masters in LOL are real masters, and whenever the whole Internet café sounds the sound of the radio when the Internet café is turned on, it can always attract the admiring eyes of a group of young players.
"Lao Wang, it's really not their dish, you see for yourself that you Zhong Kui is still unreasonable, 100% hook hit rate, hooking is a hammer to give seconds, how do you let them play?
"Is that so, it turns out that this game is so simple. Wang Jinyi said.
"Hey, hey, aren't you afraid of pretending to be struck by lightning!" Zhou Yuan snorted angrily.
When the two were chatting energetically, Lu Peiran, who had been lying on the bed tinkering with his mobile phone all the time, suddenly shouted: "I got it, hahaha, I finally got it!"
"What are you doing in a daze, scaring Lao Tzu! What did you get?" Zhou Yuan turned around and asked.
"Are you all from the Stone Age, I don't know if the pot has exploded in our school forum, it is said that a freshman girl came today, and there is already a photo of her in the forum, and her appearance is ...... Wow, it's just a fairy look!"
Lu Peiran raised his mobile phone as he spoke, and said with a smile: "Then just now I asked people everywhere on the forum to find relationships, and I worked hard to find a relationship, and finally got the girl's WeChat number at a sky-high price of 20 yuan, and I am ready to add her." ”
After Lu Peiran finished speaking, he took out his mobile phone and excitedly began to add that number.
However, soon, the smile on his face disappeared, because soon the other party directly rejected her, and when he was about to add it again, the other party had no news, and nine times out of ten he was blacklisted!
"Damn, I'm over before I started? This is what I spent twenty yuan, that's my day's food!" Lu Peiran wailed.
Although she lost twenty yuan, Lu Peiran could still accept it, if anyone could add her WeChat, would she still be called a goddess.
"Do you have any photos, let me see what the goddess you said looks like. Zhou Yuanse came over with a smile.
"Come on, come on, good things to share together, today I will let you see what a true goddess is. Lu Peiran handed him the phone.
Zhou Yuan looked at his phone, and when he saw Qin Yanxiang in a white dress in the photo, he was stunned.
"I'll go, isn't this girl the one who was abducted by Lao Wang in the morning?" Zhou Yuan said in surprise.
"The one that Lao Wang abducted?Zhou Yuan, what are you talking about?" Lu Peiran asked inexplicably.
"When you stood guard with me in the morning, didn't you leave for five minutes with a stomachache, and then you called Lao Wang to take your place? Zhou Yuan said seriously.
"Lao Zhou, you, what are you talking about!" Lu Peiran was dumbfounded on the spot.
He had only been away for five minutes, and Wang Jinyi, a temporary worker, took advantage of the situation and abducted the goddess.
If he didn't leave, wouldn't it be him the guy who kidnapped the goddess!
Lu Peiran: My TM mentality collapsed......