Volume 1 The Rise of Dick Silk Chapter 140 Squirt me

If Qian Xiaoyue saw this scene, she would definitely be angry, but I just want to do this, master, hum, it's my wife's, I don't have to use it in vain, haha, cool!

Gao Ran was in such a state of mind, washed for an hour, then put on his pajamas, drained the water in the bathtub, and then walked out triumphantly.

When he came to the elegant and fragrant bedroom, he saw that the floor had been laid, and Gao Ran fell asleep without saying a word.

Although the events of the past two days made him physically and mentally exhausted, when he thought of Xiao Yue's change in attitude towards himself, Gao Ran's heart felt as if he was wrapped in honey, lying on the ground, and soon he fell asleep.

After hearing that Gao Ran came out, Qian Xiaoyue's heart was like a deer rolling on the big bed and couldn't sleep, and she was about to chat with Gao Ran when she heard Gao Ran's thunderous snoring.

"Dead pig, ah......"

Xiao Yue was almost crazy, she felt a little ashamed of Gao Ran just now, but now she was instantly offset by Gao Ran's snoring, and she couldn't help grabbing the pillow and was about to smash it at Gao Ran, but when she raised it high, her hands slammed the pillow on the bed weakly.

There's only one pillow, and if this pillow is being snatched away by that shameless guy, wouldn't it be cheaper for this guy.

In desperation, Qian Xiaoyue was so angry that she opened the curtain and kicked at Gao Ran's big face, hum, dead pig, I'll let you sleep, I'll let you snore, don't let me sleep, don't let me sleep, don't want to sleep.

"Smack!"

Her little feet, as if kicked in Gao Ran's big face, made a crisp sound, like a slap.

"Hmm......mm

"Yo, you can fall asleep here, I don't believe that you won't wake up, or the old tricks will work. Seeing this, Qian Xiaoyue suddenly became childlike, turned over and got out of bed, and found the feather duster in the cabinet.

Holding this magic weapon, Qian Xiaoyue's face had a smug and mischievous smile.

With a sneaky smile, she crossed the cloth curtain with her waist and came to Gao Ran's face, using a feather duster to gently flick Gao Ran's nose.

After doing this more than a dozen times, Gao Ran finally reacted, only to see him raise his hand and rub his nose, and then he sneezed at Xiao Yue.

"Ahh

Qian Xiaoyue couldn't dodge, she was sprayed by Gao Ran, and couldn't help but look at Gao Ran blankly, because her face was covered with Gao Ran's snot.

Because of disgusting, she didn't explode immediately at this moment.

"Xiaoyue, what are you doing?" Gao Ran also opened his eyes after a sneeze, and suddenly saw Qian Xiaoyue squatting in front of him, and looked at himself stupidly, as if he was petrified, and couldn't help but ask in surprise.

"Ah...... You bastard, you squirt snot all over me, I'll kill you, you dead pig. Hearing Gao Ran's words, Qian Xiaoyue came back from her embarrassment, and then she was like a crazy tigress, a feather duster, falling like raindrops.

"Oh, I have something to say, I didn't know you were here, I was really wronged. Gao Ran was attacked by it, although he didn't feel pain, but he had to cooperate with his attack and complained, if he didn't show weakness, it was estimated that Xiaoyue's qi would not be able to disappear.

"Hmph, you still mean to say, why don't you ask me why I came, it's not because of your snoring, have you forgotten our agreement, I don't sleep, you can't sleep. ”

Sure enough, when she heard that Gao Ran was weak, Qian Xiaoyue's qi really disappeared by half, and then she was still angry.

"I'm really tired today, wife, I really didn't mean to, please don't be angry, I'll promise not to snore for a while, how about it?"

"Hmph, if it weren't for seeing that you were really tired, I would never have spared you so easily today, and the next time I make a mistake, I will click you, do what I say, see if you dare to sleep first?" Seeing Gao Ran say this, Qian Xiaoyue's remaining half of her anger also dissipated, and she couldn't help but smile evilly, and said.

Seeing the evil smile on the corner of her mouth, Gao Ran involuntarily clamped her legs, if she was not obedient, this woman would really use scissors to click him when he fell asleep, no, this kind of consequence can't happen, it must not happen, otherwise, looking at this lady who is like a flower and jade, but can't do anything, it will be a big crime.

"Don't dare, don't dare, never dare in the future. Gao Ran turned over and sat up, and hurriedly said pervertedly.

"That's just right, let's do it for ourselves. Seeing that Gao Ran was finally frightened by herself, Qian Xiaoyue couldn't help but show a smug and satisfied look, and then rushed into the bathroom.

Not long after rushing into the bathroom, I heard an exclamation.

"Gao Ran, you bastard, come in!"

Gao Ran was shocked, what's the matter, could it be that she found out about using the bathtub.

When his heart was weak, he came to the door of the bathroom.

"What's wrong!"

"What's the matter, look at whose underwear this is, you dare to hang it in my bathroom, take it away for me. Seeing that Gao Ran didn't know that he was wrong, Xiao Yue stared at a pair of cannibalistic eyes and shouted sharply.

"Oh, this, I didn't expect it, don't be angry, I'll take it, don't be angry. Gao Ran saw that his tears were rolling in his eyes, and he hurriedly rushed in and took away his underwear and other clothes.

"Bastard, come back!" Seeing Gao Ran turn around and run, Xiao Yue shouted again.

"What's going on!"

"Look here, have you used my bathtub?" Seeing Gao Ran turn around, Qian Xiaoyue pointed to the rare water stains in the bathtub and asked suspiciously.

"I don't know about this, I guess I splashed it when I was taking a shower. Seeing that he had finally made a discovery, Gao Ran couldn't help but reply with a weak heart.

"Hasn't this been used?" Xiao Yue couldn't help but confirm again when she saw that what she said was reasonable.

"Absolutely not. Seeing that he seemed to believe it, Gao Ran couldn't help but feel relieved and said.

"Hey, no, what is this?" Just as Gao Ran's matter was about to pass like this, I saw Xiao Yue pinch a hair with two fingers from the bathtub in disgust, and said.

"This ...... It seems to be hair. Gao Ran couldn't help but be startled when he saw this curly hair, and explained indiscriminately.

"Hair, is your hair curly? ”

"Well, maybe it's because of the water. There was really no trick, Gao Ran had no choice but to make up nonsense.

"Does your hair bend when exposed to water? I don't look like it, Gao Ran told me honestly, did you use my bathtub to take a bath. Qian Xiaoyue is not a fool, how could she be fooled by such a reason, after thinking about it for a while, she suddenly woke up, and then grabbed Gao Ran's ears, turned one hundred and eighty degrees ruthlessly, and said angrily.

"Hey, my wife is merciful. ”

"Say it quickly, is it useless, to be honest, otherwise you will be even worse. ”