"It seems to be a bit of a misunderstanding. I returned the shopping bag that Jiang Beisheng threw at me intact, and said with a smile: "I can explain." ”

Jiang Beisheng was unmoved, insisted on keeping a three-step distance from me, put his hands in his trouser pockets, and just glanced at the shopping bag lightly: "Why didn't you take medicine?" Oh, by the way~" He was like a white man who suddenly came to his head from the chaos, and in the blink of an eye, his indifferent tone was full of ridicule: "You are now in a precious body, and you can't take medicine casually, especially cold medicine." ”

"It's all said to be a misunderstanding, you can't ......"

I was so anxious that I stomped my foot, that woman, it must have been on purpose.

"Wu Xiaoqi~" Before I finished speaking, Jiang Beisheng rudely interrupted: "This is better, understand?"

I was stunned and shook my head: "I don't understand." ”

It's rare that this big black face didn't get angry.

"It's better to be a backstabber than to be remembered. Let's be honest, I'm very bothered by your behavior of texting me at 2 a.m. this morning. Because you look like this, you are very similar to my ex-girlfriends who refused to break up and harassed me by calling or texting in the middle of the night. Got it?"

The metaphor is so plain and explicit, can you not understand it?

I snorted coldly: "If you hadn't concealed Bai Muyan's engagement, I would have been mistaken by my Ms. Nanako and Mr. Bean for a quasi-junior who fell in love with someone else's fiancé?" Jiang Beisheng, since you have spoken out, then I will tell the truth." My aunt introduced me to a middle-aged deflated three who was also perverted. Because of Bai Muyan's matter, I now have two choices, either you or the pervert. The lesser of two powers, do you understand?"

"If you ask for someone, you have to have an attitude of asking for someone. Jiang Beisheng suddenly pulled his right hand out of his trouser pocket and pressed it on my forehead coldly: "The burn is not too bad, it should be fine to say a few words." ”

After speaking, he withdrew his hand and put it in his trouser pocket again: "Let's go, go to the café on the third floor to have a cup of iced coffee and give you a lower fever." ”

Like yesterday, Jiang Beisheng ordered himself a cup of black coffee and a cup of bubble tea for me.

I kept stirring the pearls in the milk tea with a straw in my hand, and I actually preferred green tea to bubble tea. Yesterday, Jiang Beisheng made his own decision without consulting me, and I can still forgive him. Today, I can't tolerate adultery under any circumstances.

"Waiter, please have a cup of green tea here. ”

"You...... Don't like bubble tea?"

Jiang Beisheng's accident surprised me quite a bit.

In the second semester of his senior year, Ye Limin suddenly announced the good news of his engagement. The girls in my dorm and I fell out of love en masse amid a wail. In order to survive those sad and sleepless nights, we would play a muttered love song by a Taiwanese male singer on a loop all night.

The speed at which a woman empathizes with her has never been related to form and content, and there is no trace, in short, a woman does not need a reason to make a change.

A week later, the girls in my dorm and I experienced the happiness of falling in love with the same man again. And to get the source code of this happiness, is to drink a cup of milk tea endorsed by our husband every day.

I blew into the steaming teacup.

Jiang Beisheng's explanation to me was still looking forward to it, I pursed my lips, came back to my senses from my long memory, and briefly explained: "It has nothing to do with liking. It's just that when I left the ivory tower to compete with the men and women of the whole society for living space, the people around me were more or less releasing such a message, a girl who holds milk tea all day long, and there is never a girl who makes strong tea in a cup of clear mind. ”

Jiang Beisheng sighed: "Your explanation is quite novel." ”

I couldn't hear what was wrong, so I lowered my head and took a sip of tea, and simply got down to business.

"That woman just now is your blind date today?"

"Ms. Wu Xiaoqi, we don't seem to be married yet, and if you ask like this, I'm going to be troubled again. ”

Lady?

My right eye jumped violently a few times: "OK, skip this question." Next, there can't be a wedding, there can always be a wedding photo, right?"

Jiang Beisheng smiled without thinking: "There are no weddings, what wedding photos do you need? You are so old, you have participated in not a hundred weddings, but also fifty, why can't you see through it?"

My eyes were horizontal, and the corners of my mouth trembled: "According to your old meaning, the honeymoon is redundant?"

"Superfluous. ”

"It's superfluous to have a kissing meal with my girlfriends?"

"Superfluous. ”

"It's superfluous to say hello to my neighbors?"

"Superfluous. ”

"It's superfluous for my colleague to take a look?"

"Superfluous. ”

I picked up my cup and drank all the cups of tea in one gulp.

"Okay, Mr. Jiang Beisheng, can you please tell me, what is the redundant that you recognize?"

Jiang Beisheng pondered his face, and a pair of eyes stared at me very rudely: "Let's talk about the certificate first, and then pick a suitable day to go to your house for a light meal together." As for my grandfather's side, I'll tell him. ”

"That's it...... It's as simple as that?"

"Of course it won't be that simple. You wait for me. ”

With that, he got up and went to the bar, only to see him muttering a few words to the waiter, and then taking back a blank piece of paper and a pen.

"Although we are sham marriages, there is no such thing as 'true or false' in China's marriage law, and once we succeed in prodifying, we are legal husband and wife. Both on the moral level and in the matter of property, they will be constrained accordingly. In order to avoid the miserable end of being empty of money and money in the future, it is necessary for us to go through the formalities before we go through the evidence. ”

In my proven understanding, the idiom of the emptiness of people and money has been given a tragic role from the moment it was born.

And this character, doesn't it refer to women in general?

He is a man with a bad temper and a desire for revenge, who dares to let him lose both his money and his money?

I felt a great sense of shame from the inside out.

"Ahem, Mr. Jiang Beisheng, are you a little mistaken about yourself?"

Jiang Beisheng glanced at me calmly: "Don't feel wronged." What I mean by 'both people and money' is not analyzed in terms of the gender difference between men and women, but in terms of your and my attitudes towards marriage. If you think about it, I am afraid of marriage, and this reason is enough for me to maintain absolute loyalty to our marriage. But what about you? You just want to find an ideal marriage partner for yourself, and choose to temporarily put on the cloak of our marriage. Isn't it clear enough who will leave this marriage first, and who will cheat in marriage?"

About five years ago, after a quarrel with her family's technical man, Mosquito lamented that women's calculations are numerous and redundant, but they are always chattering on trivial matters;

I have to admit that Mosquito's marriage can be the longest operation of the four of us, and it is not without her uniqueness.

I exhaled in frustration: "Agreed, continue." ”

(To be continued)