025 Indescribable
Lan Li's eyes fell on Rammy's buttocks, in fact, their military uniforms had already been completely connected ***** back covered in mud, it was difficult to tell exactly whether it was the waist or the hips, but looking at Rammy's embarrassing posture, a ridiculous and funny idea arose. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
"Rammy?" Lan Li's gaze remained on the small branch, and he knelt on the ground, and then whispered close to Lammy's ear, "Did something get into your ass?" or the ...... in the middle?"
Before Lan Li could finish speaking, Rami interjected anxiously, "Yes, yes. That fiery gesture made Lan Li not hold back for a moment, and let out a burst of breath with a snort, and then he bit his lower lip tightly to avoid laughing completely.
Lan Li patted Rami on the shoulder, "Sensitive parts, still have to be dealt with by professionals." The mournful look fell into Rammy's eyes, and he gritted his teeth fiercely, but after all, he still didn't know how to refute it, so he simply fell back on his stomach and buried his head under his hands.
"What the hell is going on?" asked James, frowning, anxious in his eyes.
Lan Li didn't answer immediately, but raised his head and said to the onlookers, "It's okay, it's okay, Rami is only a little injured, and it's not easy to move." ”
Originally, Lan Li meant that it was not convenient to stand up and walk, it could be an ankle, it could be an internal injury, and it was covered up for Rami for such a reason. Unexpectedly, the onlookers all showed a clear expression, and the meaningful expressions all showed sympathetic expressions towards Rami, Lan Li didn't know why-there was ambiguity in his words?
James leaned into Lan Li's ear, lowered his voice and said, "Did you hurt the man's part?"
Lan Li turned the cause and effect relationship in his mind twice, and his eyes widened, he really had to admire everyone's brains, and everyone's thought circuits were so consistent. Looking at Rami lying on the ground in shame, Lan Li felt that he seemed to have helped him, but after thinking about it, he decided not to clarify this beautiful misunderstanding.
Lan Li bit the root of James' ear and briefly explained Lamy's situation, this time it was James' turn to be stunned, looking at Lan Li incredulously, but Lan Li nodded to confirm, James pinched his thigh hard, so as to avoid laughing out loud on the spot.
"So, I won the bet just now. Lan Li said seriously, even at such a juncture, they still did not forget their bet.
James didn't want to admit defeat at first, because Lan Li gambled on hitting his head, but now his position has moved down so much, but watching the medical staff carry Rami on a stretcher like a corpse, Rami's legs are straight and straight, it is really too funny. So, James nodded earnestly, "You won." ”
"Lan Li, Lan Li?" Rami shouted quietly, looking left and right, "The others don't know, right?" However, Rami didn't get any response, slightly supported his upper body, and looked for Lan Li's figure around, but the pain from his hips limited his movements, and he had to lie down again, "Lan Li?"
Not far away, Lan Li and James ducked aside to share the bet - a cigarette each.
Rami was temporarily absent from the filming of this scene due to injury, but the impact was not great. The real protagonist of this scene is Robert Lezzie, played by James, and everyone else is just a foil. Therefore, the crew soon went into filming again, and as expected, this scene could not be filmed in one day, and the night was already dark, so it could only continue tomorrow.
Rami lay on the bed, closed his eyes, exhaustion invaded, making him groggy into a half-asleep and half-awake state, and then there was a crow-like noise in his ears, "This is definitely the most wonderful tidbit of the crew! The reporters during the propaganda period must have liked this kind of joke." "Maybe it's going to be popular on talk shows too. "I think there may be fans who want to see the wound ......", "Or let the big eyes replay the situation at that time, etc., did you see the situation clearly? Did the stick just 'poof' go into it?"
The vivid portrayal of shame made Rami finally unable to continue pretending to sleep, opened his eyes, and viciously waited for Lan Li and James who were sitting in the next hospital bed, "You two!" Rami was almost gritting his teeth, but because he was too hard, his muscles cramped, and his fart/thigh muscles began to twitch, and his momentum suddenly softened again.
Watching this scene, Lan Li and James burst into laughter, almost slumped on the hospital bed with laughter, unable to stand up. Lamy, who was in pain, wanted to appeal and argue, but he didn't have the strength.
"Man, to be honest, it's not easy to get hurt in such an indescribable location. Lan Li's eyes were full of sincerity, "So what happened at that time? You threw yourself forward and raised your ass?"
Lan Li explained, and James reproduced the situation on the side, pouting his ass high, "And then? all of a sudden, 'bang'?" Lan Li cooperated and slapped James's ass hard, James fell into the hospital bed with an exaggerated wail, and the funny appearance looked like Chaplin was alive.
Rami opened his mouth, his thoughts swirling in his mind, and then he didn't find a chance to refute it, so he simply hung his head and said to himself, "Yes, that's it." ”
"Haha!" Lan Li and James burst into laughter, and actually high-fived each other, which made Rami laugh, and then gave up, shook his head helplessly, and laughed out loud.
After finally laughing, Lan Li asked with concern, "Seeing that your expression is so painful, didn't the doctor give you anesthetic, or is it painkiller?"
Rami adjusted his posture, laughing so hard just now that the muscles in his stomach hurt a little, and he didn't want to make this adjustment, and then he was involved in the wound, and suddenly bared his teeth and grinned, "No." Rami gritted his teeth, "Because the injury is not very serious, as long as you rest for a night, you will be fine, so the doctor did not give me painkillers." ”
"It might as well be a little more serious. James stood next to him and joked.
Rami didn't change his breath, and turned his head to refute James, but Lan Li gave James a disdainful look first, "I really didn't think about it at all." Rami breathed a sigh of relief, but before he could rejoice, Lan Li's words followed, "If the injury is too serious, everyone will misunderstand." ”
Misunderstanding, what misunderstanding?
Rami turned his head and looked at Lan Li and James, who were talking nonsense, and they were excited to get up directly, but as soon as the wound was pulled, the indescribable pain swept in. Lan Li stepped forward and pressed Lami's shoulder, "You have to recuperate, do you really plan to make the injury worse?"
Rami felt that his wounds were fine, but the internal injuries were very serious, and if Lan Li continued, he would vomit blood.
Looking at Rammy's tangled and depressed expression, James didn't hold back after all, and laughed out loud, "Rookie, I finally know why Richard's group of people don't dare to come and provoke you now." ”
Lan Li spread his hands innocently, "I haven't done anything, I have always insisted on a friendly and friendly relationship, after all, I am just a newcomer, I have no experience, and I have no resume, I still have to get along with everyone, right?"
After the painful tossing and turning of the training camp, Richard and the others stopped for a while, but after coming to Australia, they reverted to their old ways and banded together to squeeze out Lan Li. However, later the crew rumored that the reason why Richard targeted Lan Li was because he confessed to Lan Li, but he was rejected miserably, and because of love and hate, things suddenly became interesting.
Richard was completely enraged, and in his opinion, this news must have been fabricated by Lan Li, so he came to the door to confront him. Unexpectedly, Lan Li politely expressed respect, "I respect everyone's right to give love, regardless of gender or age." It's a pity that I can't accept it, but I still have to advise that we are not high school students anymore, and the means of expressing emotions can be more mature. “
In the face of Lan Li's proper advance and retreat and politeness, Richard was completely at a disadvantage, and he was eager to explain, accusing Lan Li of fabricating facts, and even scolding. Relatively speaking, Lan Li did nothing, did not respond, and was tolerant and generous to tolerate everything, and in the eyes of others, everyone believed that Richard hated and lost his mind because of love.
Richard missed the opportunity because of his impulsiveness, and after that, he couldn't tell clearly. Richard is the kind of archetypal machismo and a champion of white supremacy, not only racist but also sexist. So being looked at by other people in a strange way is simply more uncomfortable than killing him.
"Lan Li, how long did you rest when you were injured last time?" asked Rami curiously.
"Well, less than forty-eight hours. Lan Li recalled it, but found that the memory was already a little blurry, in fact, it was only a few weeks ago, but after staying in the crew for a long time, he gradually became one with You Finance, and gradually integrated with the hardships of the battlefield, and those meticulous memories began to become blurred.
Tim told Lan Li that when you get hurt, you feel happy at first, then you get bored, and then you start to feel guilty.
Lan Li now finally understands what that means, after the harsh environment of war is deeply rooted in the blood, a strong sense of crisis will make people accustomed to it, and even become an instinct/ability, which can no longer be eliminated. To make matters worse, his comrades were still fighting on the battlefield, their lives hanging by a thread, while he was lying on the hospital bed/, surviving his life.
"Don't worry. You can get back into filming tomorrow and the day after tomorrow, before this open space scene is over. Lan Li collected her thoughts and patted Rami on the shoulder, "When you come back, you will perform better." ”