Chapter 32: Endurance is a test of endurance
This time the situation is different from the previous one, it seems that the leadership attaches great importance to it, not only the whole special service mobile team has been pulled, but also a lot of police forces have been transferred from the nearby police station, including regular police officers and auxiliary police members, and the open space in the courtyard has been filled.
At the same time, only the members of the special service mobile team stood at the door as rigidly as before, while those who were transferred from the police station walked around the yard at will, and some sat directly in the police car to rest, as long as the masses did not make a fuss or rush, they had nothing to do at all.
Lin Luohua was busy for a while, just to find some pure water. He went to the security room and tried to ask the city personnel for water, but no one paid attention to him. He had no choice but to find the director of the police station, who was still good at talking, and ordered someone to buy two boxes of pure water to quench his thirst. You can do this today, and I won't buy it again tomorrow.
After standing for an hour and a half, his legs hurt so much that he couldn't stand up, Zhong Dahai couldn't hold it back in his heart, raised his hand and shouted to Lin Luohua: "Captain Lin, I want to pee!"
Zhong Dahai's speech is vulgar and easy to understand, no matter whether Lin Luohua agrees or not, can people still suffocate urine? He left the queue directly and rushed to the toilet not far away, what discipline, what requirements, what face, all go to him, saving the bladder is the most important thing.
Zhong Dahai got off to a good start, and the male team members raised their hands and shouted that they were going to pee, and they all turned around and ran towards the toilet, regardless of whether Captain Lin agreed or not.
Several female team members were shy and embarrassed, no one said a word, they silently walked to the women's toilet, and told Lin Luohua with practical actions that women also have to solve physiological problems.
Lin Luohua had just received the water from the police station, and before he could speak, the entire queue disappeared without a single figure, and they all ran to the toilet. He looked at everything in amazement, unable to believe his eyes, for the first time the team had disbanded without his consent.
"You stinky boys, I haven't said that they are disbanded! they all want to rebel, right?" Lin Luohua muttered, he found that this was not a good phenomenon, this was about to reverse the rhythm of the sky, but seeing that they all went to the toilet, he was helpless.
"Give you fifteen minutes, and in fifteen minutes you will line up at the gate!" Lin Luohua made a step for himself, could he still pull these boys back from the toilet? Besides, those female team members, but they went to the women's toilet, he couldn't do it.
For a time, the door of the men's toilet is full of team members, lined up in line to wait, even if the male team members pee conveniently, there is no way, this toilet is too small, only two urinals, the team members are still very civilized, strictly abide by the toilet civilization regulations: close to civilization, close to convenience; hurriedly, rush away; the road of civilization, only half a step; a small step forward, a big step of civilization.
"Everyone, be civilized, and pay attention to toilet civilization. Zhong Dahai shouted.
"This also requires you to say that we are all cultural people, but also civilized people, and every action we take is promoting the civilization and progress of human society. We want to make this toilet the most civilized place for human beings, not a drop of urine can be spilled, and we must pay attention to civilization. Liu Haowei quipped.
"Liu Haowei is right, civilization is to create cultivated people, and we are all cultivated people. The reason why mortals are human beings is also etiquette; if they do not learn etiquette, they cannot stand; if they are rude, they will not succeed if they are rude, and if they are rude, they will not be rude; they should not look at incivility, do not listen to incivility, do not speak incivility, and do not move incivility. We must not only know etiquette, but also know shame and courage, and do not take evil as small, and do not take good as small. As the saying goes, you can't change the environment, but you can change yourself, you can't change the facts, but you can change your attitude, you can't change the past, but you can change the present, you can't control others, but you can control yourself, you can't predict tomorrow, but you can grasp today, you can't go everything well, but you can do everything, you can't extend the length of life, but you can decide the width of life. This toilet civilization has greatly promoted social civilization, so we have to thank human beings for creating toilets to let us enjoy the pleasant feeling of peeing. Liu Zhiyu talked eloquently while peeing, and the duration of this soaking urine was a bit long.
Zhong Dahai stood at the door of the toilet and looked inside, as if he was looking at the toilet and wanted to maintain the order of peeing in the toilet. Order outside the gate must be maintained, and order at the door of this small toilet must also be maintained.
He watched Zhang Xinping cover his lower abdomen vigorously, holding it so uncomfortable, his bladder was almost bursting, and he couldn't help shouting to Liu Zhiyu: "Liu Zhiyu, okay, why are you so grinding, it takes the old god to pee, you are peeing freely, but someone in the back can't hold it back, if the bladder blows up, you have to call an ambulance, you hurry up!"
Liu Zhiyu still talked eloquently, without the slightest sign of ending: "Now, our life is becoming more and more colorful, and on the basis of training and patrolling, we have added the task of standing guard and duty. Life is a hard day, life is a hard life, as long as you live, you have to live, no one can escape the shackles of this world, if you want to change your fate, you can only change yourself, survive in the struggle, and find happiness in the peeing. ”
Zhang Xinping stood behind Liu Zhiyu, and he had long wanted to take out the big guy and shoot at the wall, but he was a civilized person, so he endured it, fortunately, Zhong Dahai came to the rescue, and he really wanted to drag Liu Zhiyu to the back.
Liu Zhiyu comfortably took care of the bird's nest, sorted out his clothes, turned around, gave up the vacant seat, and patted Zhang Xinping on the shoulder: "Zhang Xinping, take your time, take your time, don't discharge the flood too quickly and burst the waterway." ”
Zhong Dahai saw Zhang Xinping's anxious and panicked appearance, and hugged him uprightly: "Liu Zhiyu, it's okay, you don't hurt the bird when you stand and talk, you are comfortable, Zhang Xinping is really offended, if his bladder really explodes, that's trouble, that's not the life of a bird, it's the life of a person." ”
Suddenly, in the wanton laughter, everyone excreted the waste water in the body, and then drank some white water in the bottle, and if there was loss, it must be replenished, so that the body can maintain balance. After resting for fifteen minutes, Lin Luohua gave an order, and all the team members returned to the gate and stood guard in line.
Liu Zhiyu looked at the people with sad faces outside the gate, and wanted to know how things were resolved, but he couldn't leave the queue and couldn't go over to inquire.
I thought that the problem could be solved in the morning, and they could go back to the team to rest, but they waited left and right, but there was no sign of the masses leaving, and it seemed that the problem had not yet been negotiated.
The crowd had spent the morning outside the gate, all looking tired. At twelve o'clock at noon, Liu Zhiyu saw someone bring a boxed lunch to the masses, and everyone took a boxed lunch, gathered around in twos and threes, squatted on the ground and ate it. The person who delivered the lunch box was also a member of the crowd.
The masses solved the problem of eating at noon, indicating that they were going to have more endurance, and if the problem was not solved, they did not plan to go back until midnight, so they sat quietly around the gate.
Liu Zhiyu saw that some of the people who were transferred from the police station took turns to go back to eat, and some were really bored, so he sat in the car and watched them stand stupidly at the gate, judging them. In particular, when I found that there were female team members in the queue, I kept commenting on things, who stood straight, who stood firmly, which one was pretty, which one was beautiful, and those eyes were curiously admiring, just like admiring a group of golden monkeys.
Standing in line was hard work, and after another two hours, it was impossible to hold on any longer. After all, they are people, not gods, and even less machines. In the end, Lin Luohua showed kindness and asked the team members to disband and rest in the courtyard at the gate.
Lin Luohua was so hungry that he couldn't stand it, and finally reported the situation to the leaders of the city bureau, and after applying for consent, he dialed the phone number of the fast food restaurant and ordered thirty-one box lunches, including his one.
It wasn't until half past one in the afternoon that the lunch box was delivered, and when they saw the lunch box coming, everyone rushed over like crazy and got the lunch box in their hands first. In fact, at this point, they don't feel hungry, because the hungriest time has passed, and there is nothing in their stomachs at this time. In order to prepare for long-lasting endurance, even if they fight again, they have to eat a boxed lunch.
After eating the boxed lunch, there was no water to drink, and the water bought by the police station had already been drunk, so I was really embarrassed to ask the police station again. Lin Luohua thought about it, he had already bought the boxed lunch, so he went to buy some water, so he instructed Liu Zhiyu and Zhong Dahai to buy two boxes of pure water in the small supermarket outside.
Eat and drink to your heart's content, and continue to stand guard. Compared with the endurance of the masses, it is very hard, because the power of the masses is infinite.
After holding each other for a long time, the masses were bored, and some people joked with Liu Zhiyu and them: "It's not easy to be a security guard, are you tired of standing? I've got Mazar here, I'll stand up, which of you will come and sit and rest?"
The hearts of the masses are quite good, but the title of the security guard makes the team members feel unhappy. But it doesn't matter, the masses are a joke, more like a gentle challenge. than endurance, it is to see who insists on endurance for longer, casually say that you are tired, then how can it be compared to endurance, if you really sit on the massachusetts of the masses, then don't you directly raise the white flag and surrender voluntarily.
"Not tired, not tired, we're all used to it, even if we stand for twenty hours, we can hold on. Zhong Dahai began to brag.
Liu Zhiyu looked at Zhong Dahai's unobtrusive appearance, and wanted to scold him in his heart, and said in his heart, the endurance of the big guy, that's not to say, he has been standing for more than a day, and he still needs to stand for half a day?
Lin Luohua has been staying in the security room and chatting with the staff of the agency, and he has gradually adapted to the situation of the masses reflecting their demands, and this kind of thing is endless. He thought to himself, as long as the team members stood at the gate and no one made trouble, and they no longer cared about the neatness of the queue.